#Spider georg

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[aaahhhhh-a-docuseries]

average person experiences one horror a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person experiences 0 horror per year. Watcher John, who lives in archive & experiences over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[ornitharts]

“Average Aguefort student kills 3 rats a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. Average Aguefort student kills 0 rats per year. The Rat Grinders, who grind and kill over 10,000 each day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

[annoyinglandmagazine]

“Average female spark has three plots to betray and kill everyone around her" factoid actually just statistical error. average female spark has 0 plots to betray and kill everyone around her. Lucrezia Mongfish who invents 8 new plans to betray and kill everyone around her each day is an outlier and should not have been counted

[existingoutofspite]

“the average podcast has 3 micheals” is actually an incorrect statistic. the average podcast has 0-1 Michaels. The Magnus Archives, which has about 1000 michaels, is a statistical outlier and should not be counted

[goatmoy]

“average MCU movie says "fuck" 3.5 times a view" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average marvel movie says 0 "Fuck"s per movie. Deadpool & Wolverine, who lives in cave & says fuck 118 in the one movie, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[prettyholic7]

"Average shonen protagonist has 2 parents" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average shonen protagonist has 0 parents. Giorno Giovanna, who has 2 dads, 1 mom, 1 tehnical mom, 1 stepfather, 1 father-figure and 1 mother-figure, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[marvelmaniac715]

Okay, so, I’ve been on Tumblr for over a year now, here’s a list of iconic Tumblr things I’ve picked up - have I forgotten anything?

Dashcon

Mishapocalypse

Superwholock

Children’s hospital red colour theory

Goncharov

Destiel

Homestuck

One Direction Y/N imagines

”I like your shoelaces”

”You cannot kill me in a way that matters”

”What were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament?”

Spider Georg

[scrivenger-grimgar]

“Average group of teenagers kill 0.04 gods/god-adjacent beings per decade,” factoid actually statistical error. Average group of teenagers kill 0 gods per year, God slayer Joker and the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, who have killed 2 gnostic deities, salmonella’s relative, and a rabid therapist-turned-eldritch-god, are statistical outliers adn should not have been counted.

[atla-what-is-this-site]

"Average human is 2% likely to be incorrectly declared legally dead in their lifetime" is a statistical error. Average human is not going to get declared legally dead.

Shiro Georg, who has been declared legally dead too many times to count is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[cinnamon-does-wacky-shit]

This was actually a statistical error. Rat Georg, who eats 10,000 rats a day, was an outlier and should not have been counted

[lilapplesheadcannons]

"Lan Qiren hates demonic cultivators" factoid actualy just statistical error. On average Lan Qiren spares zero thoughts on local demonic cultivators. His nephew-in-law, who lives right across a thin wall & makes enough noise at night to cause his knotted and combined locks to part, and each particular hair to stand on end like quills upon the fretful porpentine is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[happypeachsludgeflower]

“Average live action remake is well made” factoid actually just statistical error. Average live action remake is dreadful. Percy Jackson tv show was fabulous and amazing and is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[sad-gay-cowboy]

Yes yes yes, we all know Spider Georg

But have you met his boss and his three weed smoking girlfriends?

[worlds-shittiest-lietners]

A Lietner of the web that makes you spiders georg

[ifchuckthenonlysneed]

"average person dies 3 times a week" factoid actually just statistical error. average person only dies 1 time. Starver Wilson, who lives in the Constant and dies 10,000 times each day is an outlier and should not have been counted