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I realized that I could easily do the same to DAI's script, and I did that, but then I immediately created my magnum opus:
A Text File of Everything Solas Says In Inquisition and Veilguard, The Ultimate Fanfic Resource For Writing Solas' Voice*
and I fell on the floor because it made me happy.
*edited to correct a minor mishap
#did you know Solas says 36000 words#Dragon Age#Solas#Inquisiton spelunking#Veilguard spelunking#I cannot wait to look through it more#I wonder if there's a difference between him speaking in Dread Wolf I'm The Bad Guy mode#that's noticeable just in text#he's sooooo cute#and some of these are very rare lines#Solas says 2345 lines in Inquisition#and 814 lines in Veilguard#I didn't bother to keep in the âDread Wolf whining noisesâ sound effect lines sorry about that#and I'll upload the DAI version later I made a mistake on it and I'm tired for now
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Cave fish time!!
Cryptotora thamicola or the waterfall climbing cave fish are extremely rare, found in only eight caves on the border of Thailand and Myanmar. Like most cave fish they are blind and pigmentless but what makes them special is there ability to cling to walls and climb up flowing water.
#fishblr#marine biology#caves#spelunking#cave fish#caving#nature#strange#gif#fish facts#fish#fresh water
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The Gianni Brothers... have been sandwiched by two mimics in the hallway of Depth Spelunking.
- Angel Matragrano
#the gianni brothers#gianni brothers adventures#gabriel ultrakill#sebastian solace#pressure#pressure roblox#ultrakill#depth spelunking#depth spelunking roblox#doodleys
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20-10-24 "Uncharted"
#moleskine#sketchbook#sketch#daily#dailyart#dailydrawing#dailypainting#dailysketch#sketchaday#artoftheday#art#artbook#artists on tumblr#gouache#painting#blackandwhite#greyscale#inktober#inktober2024#prompt#uncharted#underwater#cave#spelunking#diving#diver#scubadiving#moray#eel
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Not half so sweet as my sweet sacrifice:
Was ever grief like mine?
#something something vulernability & sacrificial animals#might flesh this idea out a couple more times cause I like it and Iâm not quite done with it yet#and yes I went spelunking for old poems for a hot minute lol#spn#spn fanart#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#my art#charbies art tag
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My favorite bit is when Ryoga gets so lost that he justâŚ*emerges* from the earth
#ranma 1/2#ranma manga#ryoga hibiki#like bro how do you get so lost that you are strait up spelunking
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look okay i haven't seen anyone say anything about it yet because it was such a small minute detail but this feels so chekov's gun to me. why would they bring up something this small if it might not be important in the future
#tmagp spoilers#tmagp#the magnus protocol#am i wrong?#i mean literally look at tma all the small details came back in some way#this has to mean something that we don't know yet i'm convinced#i'm also keeping in mind archerk and the spelunking/urbexing forum as well as ink5oul#they feel like names we might hear again in the future#also its making me think of section 31 in tma#it just feels too specific of a detail to just put in there
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Hey guys isnât it so cool how our spelunker RedCanary is named that? And how canaries were brought into mines, and their deaths would signal to the miners that they needed to leave before they died? The Canary is the first to die. And maybe RedCanary is dead, and maybe theyâre not, but either way, theyâre a symbol of the beginning of the horrible things to come
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#RedCanary#I wonder why they named themselves that#did they like the bird? did they know the stories?#did they want to honor the canaries whoâd lost their lives protecting their fellow cavers?#I canât imagine they would know their fate#but perhaps they felt a kinship with the bird#did they first go spelunking before or after they joined the forum and named themselves this?#what were they like?
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Onondaga
đˇ: @sjscoyote , 2010
đ: Onondaga Cave State Park, Missouri
#caves#photography#nature photography#spelunking#cave photography#missouri#onondaga cave#geology#photography is art#photographers on tumblr
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Cal Kestis - exploring the old chambers
More in game effect exploration â¨ď¸đđđ I thought this looked really cool.
#cal kestis#jedi survivor#star wars jedi survivor#my screenshots#dark cal kestis#pretty colours#Indiana Jones style spelunking#like a glowy talisman#cal is photogenic#my obsession#this is a mod free zone#virtual photography#xbox
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one hundred eleven
#digital art#digital painting#artph#artists on tumblr#id in alt text#i hate spelunking#technically#heat wave
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I automatically sorted the lines of every Dragon Age character from DA: Inquisition and DA: Veilguard into their own text files, and uploaded them to google drive.
Dialogue Separated By Speaker for 1500 Different Dragon Age Characters â
This comes with my:
ORGANIZED INQUISITION SCRIPT
ORGANIZED VEILGUARD SCRIPT
If you are confused about a line you've never seen before in your favorite character's file, you can search for it in the full scripts (organized by scene and with speakers labeled) I made, and it will give you the context! It could be a deleted line, it could be something that was cut but they recorded dialogue, it could just be a really rare line! There seem to be many secrets left to find, even about Inquisition after 10 years.
Anyway, feel free to use this for whatever you like. I personally love these kinds of files and think they're great help when writing fanfic to get a character's voice right! I hope you find something interesting.
#Dragon Age#Inquisition spelunking#Veilguard spelunking#resources#writing#fanfiction#it is linked correctly now LMAO I don't know why I always have to get something wrong
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I was at a combination spelunking-trampoline course. All the instructors were evil and several of us died.
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U.S. National Park Service Search and Rescue staff walking through a river inside of a cave. (1979)
#i love this one#search and rescue#us national parks#national park#nps#nps staff#cave#underground#caving#river#spelunking#nps personnel#geology#wiki#wikipedia#photography#curators on tumblr#curators#water#rock#rocks
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Swallowed Pride (DC vore fic)
a/n: have a protective Nightwing ft. unwilling Jason prey vore fic. lil batfamily vibsey <3. oh and jason also has some not fun memories of dying. I adore vore fics with swapping perspectives so I'm sorry if this is confusing ;_; word count: ~4100?
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Jason groaned, a low rasp slipping out of his throat. His surroundings pulsed with a damp, oppressive heat that clawed at his skin, slicking his gloves and making it almost impossible to catch his breath. His ribs ached, and every inch of him felt trapped in this unrelenting, humid vise. He tried to shift, to get his back against something solid, but every motion was swallowed up, met with a suffocating resistance.
"Alright," he muttered, voice hoarse. âThis is⌠new.â
The taste in the air was wrong. A grimace twisted his face as he tried to shift, finding no space to move, wedged between layers of damp, fleshy walls. Not rock. Not exactly wet stone, either. Just too soft. Too warm.
Not rubble. Nothing jagged. Smooth.Â
The sound of his own breathing grew louder, rasping in and out as he tried to twist himself free. But all he managed was to slide further down this bizarre chute. A flicker of panic flashed across his mind, sharp and unwelcome. It tugged at something buried deep, something he didnât let himself think about, ever. But it was there now; the sensation of heat, tightness, the press of earth and smoke. Like that day. Like--Â
No. Nope, he wasnât doing that. Not thinking about that, not now.
His mind buzzed, digging through memories. Heâd been with the team; Red, Nightwing, and yeah, of course, Bats. The mission had gotten a little out of hand; Tim needed backup, and -- then what? Everything between then and now was a haze. A big, dripping, burning haze.
Jason tried to focus, replaying the moments just before; the alley, then that abandoned office building, and then⌠nothing. And now this cave-like, sweltering pit. A bead of sweat trickled down his forehead, smearing against his mask as he twisted, trying to plant his knees against something solid. Every breath felt like he was sucking down steam, heat pressing on him from every angle.
"Okay, Todd. Get it together. Think.â He glanced around --or tried to, anyway, but there was no way to tell which way was up or down. Just that same smooth, slimy pressure squeezing in on all sides, his own breaths coming back hot against his face.
âHey, anyone out there?â he called, the words half-lost in the wet slap of whatever lined this... place. But all he got was a soft, rhythmic groan surrounding him, almost like a heartbeat, steady and smothering.
Another wave of pressure tightened around him, shoving him further into the suffocating darkness. His heart pounded, thoughts scattering like shrapnel, sharp and fast. Buried alive. That sick, clawing sensation washed over him, dredging up memories he had no intention of revisiting. Explosions. Dirt pressing in on him, the weight of concrete and metal trapping him, his own voice screaming for help, and--
No. Not now.
He gritted his teeth, frustration biting deep. âRed? Wing? I swear, if you two left me in a sewer pipe or something...â He twisted his head, grumbling to himself, but everything came out muffled, absorbed by this pulsing, humid space.
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RewindÂ
Rewind
Rewind
The scene swirled back into focus, through the last thirty chaotic minutes that landed on the exact moment Dick realized something was really wrong.
Jason was supposed to be covering the south side, running point with Tim across the courtyard. But when Dick looked back after clearing a corner, heâd caught sight of Jason crumpling, mid-swing, into the pavement. Jason wasnât just down; he was tiny. Like, two inches max, knocked out cold, and sprawled out on the ground.
Dickâs jaw had practically hit the rooftop. âHoly shit,â he hissed, blinking hard like maybe heâd just taken a hit to the head himself.
Nope.
That was definitely Jason, definitely bite-sized, and lying defenseless in the middle of Gothamâs grimiest alley. He barely had time to process it, and he was not about to leave Jason sitting in the gutter like some abandoned Happy Meal toy.
Okay, Grayson. Think.
He glanced down at his suit, mentally running through every hidden pocket and compartment. Utility belt? No way -- too much jostling. The pocket lining would probably suffocate the guy, or worse, turn him into shrunken pulp if Dick took a hit. Same with any of his stash spots. Then the next best thought crossed his mind -- and immediately died a fiery death.
But hell, with the goons doubling back, any hesitation could leave Jason vulnerable, or worse. He had seconds to act.
So he did something that, in his defense, seemed like the only solution in the moment.
One quick breath, and he scooped Jason up, tipping him carefully onto his tongue. Jasonâs tiny body felt solid, almost surprisingly weighty, considering his new size. Dick hesitated, the reality of this insane decision finally hitting home. He closed his eyes, steeling himself, and with the gentlest nudge, he swallowed.
It was, well, uncomfortable didnât even start to cover it. Jason slipped down in a slow, thick slide, an odd pressure that made Dick grit his teeth. Each inch felt painfully deliberate, his throat constricting around Jasonâs shape until he finally, mercifully, settled in place. Dick coughed, trying to compose himself just in time to hear Tim's footsteps against the concrete as he caught up.
âDick!â Tim called, eyes scanning him over, then narrowing. âWhat the hell was that?â
Dick barely managed to suppress another cough, swallowing hard. âWhat was what?â he choked out, voice barely steady.
Timâs brow arched, skeptical, like heâd seen through every bullshit excuse Dick had ever tried in his entire life. âI saw you cough up a lung. And youâre still flushed. Look, if youâve got something going on with your suit tech or whatever--â
âNo, no, nothing like that,â Dick cut in, waving it off, trying to play up his usual charm. He gave Tim a reassuring, if slightly strained, grin. âJust--went down the wrong pipe. Happens to the best of us, right?â
Tim looked at him for a long second, head tilted, the gears clearly turning. âReally?â
âYes, really.â Dick cleared his throat one more time for emphasis. âTrust me, if I had something important to tell you, Iâd tell you. Now, can we focus? Thereâs still three of them left.â He jerked his thumb toward the next building. âIâll take the high ground. You flush them out?â
Tim still looked at him sideways, but he gave a reluctant nod, his gaze flicking down to Dickâs throat once more before turning back to the mission. âFine, but if you pass out mid-jump or whatever, Iâm telling Babs.â
Dick barely restrained a wince, waving Tim off as he darted toward the next alleyway. One hour, tops, he told himself. Just get the job done, clear out the area, and get Jason out safely before he has a chance to do more than mumble a few pissed-off words.
âHang tight, Jaybird,â he muttered under his breath.
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The tight, slick walls squeezed in around him, pressing at his shoulders and ribs, forcing him to push forward just to breathe. Every inch he gained seemed to make it worse --the stifling heat, the reek of rot, like old food left out too long. Jason sucked in a shallow breath, trying to steady himself, only for the sour stench to claw at his throat. He grimaced.
"Great," he muttered, voice muffled and weak in the humid dark. "I get to suffocate and smell like someoneâs garbage disposal. Just my luck."
He shoved forward, the cramped space finally loosening just enough for him to wriggle through, half crawling, half dragged along by whatever was coating these walls. He pushed his hands out and found --thank god-- something resembling open space. Not by much, but he could almost stretch out his arms, which had to count for something.
Except it didnât. If anything, it was somehow worse in here.
The stench punched him square in the gut, stomach-churning in a way that brought back memories heâd worked pretty damn hard to bury. The heat. The way it pressed down on him, cloying, sticky, unyielding. The dark was so thick it was like he could feel it pressing in on his skin. Too close to those old memories. Too close to the kind of helpless that made his chest feel like it might cave in.
Jason let out a low, shaky breath, pressing his palm to the wall for some semblance of stability. "Come on, Todd. Focus. Think." He closed his eyes and let his mind drift back to training, his instincts settling in. What the hell even is this place? The entire thing was soft, slick, like⌠flesh.
âOkay, no, thatâs insane. Iâm notâŚâ He swallowed, panic prickling at the edges of his mind. But the clues pieced together too neatly, each one sliding in like a puzzle he didnât want to solve. The walls, the cramped squeeze, the pulsing, muffled beat that droned around him like a heartbeat. His mind filled in the blanks faster than he wanted, and all at once, the truth slammed into him, cold and hard.
Iâm in a stomach.
A stomach. A literal fucking stomach.
The idea hit him with a nauseating kind of clarity that almost made him laugh. Heâd been trained by the worldâs greatest detective, could read Gothamâs dirtbags better than most, and now he was trapped here, in someoneâs gut, like the punchline to a twisted joke he never asked for.
He blinked, swallowing down a rush of bile. âSo thatâs it, huh?â he rasped, pressing his back to the fleshy wall, the whole setup feeling like some cruel rerun of a life heâd already lived. âI got blown up once. Came back, just to get tossed down the gullet. Nice. Really nice, universe. I appreciate it.â
The walls around him pulsed again, contracting in a slow, smothering rhythm, dragging his thoughts to that dark corner of his mind he tried to keep locked away. Buried alive. Alone. Left for dead. Panic tried clawing its way up his throat, but he shoved it down, clenching his fists until his gloves squeaked against the slick wall. Not like this.
No way he was letting some freakâs digestive tract do him in.
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Dick ducked under a swinging fist, pivoting out of the way with practiced ease. But the moment he twisted, a sudden sharp scratch clawed up from the pit of his stomach. He doubled over, a hand instinctively pressing against his abdomen, muttering under his breath.
âOh, so youâre awake,â he grunted, voice low enough to avoid Timâs ears but sharp enough to keep his irritation real. âAnd apparently pissed off.â
Jason gave another few furious kicks --or punches, maybe a full-body tantrum-- against the walls of Dickâs stomach, which only made him wince harder. Man, this isâŚÂ Well, it was something. Distracting as hell, actually, when he was in the middle of a brawl with some of Gothamâs least creative henchmen.
Timâs eyes zeroed in on him, skeptical, a hard squint as he landed a punch and sidled up. âUh, you good? âCause youâre making faces like you just ate bad sushi.â
âYeah, yeah, just a little⌠stomach thing,â Dick managed, breath catching as Jason squirmed again. He leaned into his strikes, using the motion to cover a particularly sharp jab coming from inside.
Tim just kept staring, a brow arching. âIn the middle of a fight? Youâre usually more⌠I dunno. Here.â
âI am here,â Dick muttered through clenched teeth, grabbing the last thug by the collar and slamming him into the nearest wall. Jason gave one last pointed kick that nearly knocked the wind out of him, and he couldnât help it -- his hand went to his stomach again. He tried to school his face, look normal, like he wasnât dealing with a very angry, very miniature Jason Todd wreaking havoc from within.
The final goon dropped, and before Dick could so much as take a breath, Tim was right there, narrowing his eyes in that too-perceptive way he always did when he suspected something was up.
âAlright,â Tim said, crossing his arms, his usual calm replaced with the full-blown Red Robin glare. âMind telling me whatâs going on with you tonight? Iâm standing there, fighting for my life, and youâre out here rubbing your stomach like youâre at a bad buffet.â He tilted his head, lowering his voice. âAnd where the hell is Jason? He just up and left us? Doesnât strike me as his style.â
Dick stifled the urge to cough again, glancing away to avoid Timâs piercing gaze. Damn it, heâs good at this. âMaybe he had somewhere else to be,â he said, attempting casual. âYou know how he is. Doesnât tell us everything.â
Timâs eyebrow crept higher, skepticism practically radiating off him. âHe doesnât tell Bruce everything, but he doesnât just disappear mid-mission with no heads-up. I get heâs Jason, but this is Gotham. And youâre⌠weirdly calm about it.â
Dick forced a quick shrug, looking anywhere but Timâs face. âMaybe I just trust him to handle himself.â He winced as Jason scratched at him again, pressing his hand to his side as subtly as he could. âOw-- I mean, what? You know, heâs--heâs Jason.â
Tim folded his arms tighter, a smirk quirking at his lips. âAnd youâre stammering like youâve got a guilty conscience. What gives?â
Dick could feel his cover slipping fast, and he knew heâd have to come up with something, and soon. For now, he just put on his best carefree grin, hoping it was enough to get Tim to lay off.
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The reality of his situation settled in slowly, like the world's worst punchline unfurling in slow motion. Inside a stomach. He could practically feel the bile rising. Yeah, Jason Todd had been through his share of nightmares, but this was a new low even for him. Of all the places to wind up, heâd somehow managed to get himself swallowed. Just phenomenal.
"Just where I always wanted to end up," he muttered to himself, voice barely a whisper against the damp walls pressing around him. "A one-way ticket back to near-death, and for what? One more brush with the great beyond? Because dying was just such a blast the first time.â
He took a breath, trying to steady himself against the rippling walls, feeling the clench and pull of the gut as it tried to drag him deeper. He stifled a gag, the acrid stench of half-digested food coating every breath he took. Focus, Todd. Donât think about the smell. Or the rotting mush sliding under his feet. Or that disgusting, rhythmic gurgle echoing in his ears like a twisted lullaby.
Alright, let's see if he could at least figure out who this idiot was. He couldnât tell much by sound -- the voice was muted, a low vibration rumbling around him like he was underwater, though he could at least pick out a male inflection. But he couldnât just be in some random guyâs gut, right? There was someone out there with a reason to swallow the Red Hood, and⌠actually, nope. Scratch that. He couldnât think of a single person willing or twisted enough to get him into this mess.
Well, almost no one.
The last thing he remembered was dealing with Clayfaceâs thugs, swinging punches alongside Nightwing and Red Robin. Heâd been right there with them, taking out the stragglers and rounding up the goons. And then⌠well, then things got fuzzy. Had he been teleported? Knocked out? Honestly, being devoured alive was just insane enough to be one of Jokerâs sick stunts, but noâit didnât feel⌠Joker-y enough. Even heâd probably keep Jason alive just to laugh in his face.
Jason sucked in another breath, fighting the nausea clawing up his throat. âSo, letâs recap,â he mumbled, digging his nails into the slippery wall. âStuck in a guyâs gut, no memory of how I got here, no idea who the hell ate me, and oh--right. Iâm literally going to die in here. Just peachy.â
The stomach lurched suddenly, sending him sliding down, only to be shoved back up again by another ripple of muscle. He grimaced, trying to brace himself. And then, through the muffled tones and the heavy, distorted beat of the stomach around him, he caught something heâd recognize anywhere--a voice. And not just any voice, that same light, upbeat cadence that heâd heard a million times, the one that used to ring in his ears with the kind of brightness that could only belong to one person.
âNo way,â he whispered, his eyes narrowing in the darkness as the realization hit him like a sucker punch. It couldnât be. Heâd never be stupid enough to do something like this. But the voice, the stupid cadence, and the sheer insanity of it all were enough to make it click. âYou have got to be kidding me.â
Nightwing. Dick freaking Grayson.
Jason clenched his fists, the weight of his current humiliation settling like lead in his stomach. âOf all the stupid, reckless--â he muttered, barely able to believe it. Out of every sadistic nutcase in Gotham, heâd somehow ended up inside Dick. If it werenât happening to him right now, heâd actually laugh.
Great. Just great. Buried, literally, in the âGolden Boy.â There was something sickeningly poetic about it, and he almost hated how much it fit. The guy heâd spent years trying to measure up to, fighting to be worthy of the role, who heâd half-convinced himself Bruce could never replace. And now here he was, trapped in the one guy heâd always felt himself shadowed by. Life had a real sense of humor sometimes.
âGrayson,â he muttered, pressing a hand to his chest to keep himself from dry-heaving, âyou better pray I donât get out of here.â
Because the dark, cramped, disgustingly hot pit was a nightmare Jason wouldnât wish on his worst enemy. The fact that it was Dickâs stomach? Oh, that just made it all the worse.
Jason shifted, grimacing as his fingers slid against the slick, half-digested remnants ofâŚÂ falafel? He gagged, pressing his hands against the walls as best as he could to brace himself, feeling another wave of that foul, acidic slosh roll over his boots.
âThis is the absolute last time I team up with Grayson,â he muttered, gritting his teeth as he shoved his way up, the sour smell sticking to him, burning his throat with every breath. âAnd when I get out of here, I swear to god, Iâm gonna make him regret every single inch of it.â
Of course, it couldnât be anyone elseâs stomach, right? Oh no. This whole thing was practically a sick joke. Here he was, stuck inside the guy heâd spent years trying to compete with, the guy who --whether Jason wanted to admit it or not-- always seemed to have it together. Meanwhile, Jason Todd was three inches tall, covered in stomach acid, and stuck in Graysonâs gut. Story of his life.
Just then, he felt a jolt, followed by a shift that had him sliding, face-first, right back into the half-digested slush at the bottom. He clenched his teeth, fighting back a wave of frustration. âOf all the idiotic, harebrained ideas, this was the best he could come up with?â
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Outside, things were deceptively calm. The last of the thugs had been cuffed and loaded up for the GCPD, and Tim and Dick were strolling down the street toward one of Gothamâs all-night fast-food joints. Tim was keeping pace beside him, shooting glances at Dick every few steps.
âSo⌠weâre not going to talk about how Jason just vanished?â Tim asked, giving him a look that was a few levels below âjudgmentalâ but still in âIâm not buying thisâ territory.
Dick shrugged, a bit too casually. âHeâs Jason. Vanishing is half his style.â
âYeah, sure,â Tim muttered, glancing at him with a raised eyebrow. âExcept usually, he at least gives us a heads-up, or a âscrew you guysâ wave before bailing. And youâre weirdly chill about it.â
Dick held back a sigh, trying not to squirm under the scrutiny. Just play it cool, he told himself. âIâm telling you, Tim, heâs fine. He probably just needed a minute. You know him. Heâs not exactly the warm and fuzzy regroup type.â
Timâs frown only deepened, and he looked one small mental step away from phoning Bruce for a full-scale intervention. âFine, youâre not gonna tell me. But if heâs actually in trouble, Iâll drag his ass back here myself.â He glanced at Dick. âYouâre acting weird tonight, just so you know.â
âAppreciate the vote of confidence,â Dick muttered. He cleared his throat, forcing himself to look casual as they stepped inside the fast-food joint. After ordering, he gave Tim a quick pat on the shoulder. âHey, Iâll be right back -- gotta hit the bathroom.â
Tim didnât even try to hide his suspicion. âYeah, sure. Take your time,â he muttered, watching him disappear down the hallway like he was mentally cataloging every weird thing Dick had done that night.
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The bathroom was barely cleaner than the streets outside, but Dick didnât have time to be picky. He closed the door behind him and took a breath, steadying himself as he braced against the sink. He could feel Jason still squirming, punching and scratching against the walls of his stomach.
âAlright, here goesâŚâ he muttered, hoping to hell this wasnât about to go from weird to grotesque.
With a few deep breaths and a not-so-gentle cough, he felt the painful push as Jason finally slid up and out, spilling into his hand. Dick exhaled heavily, trying to shake off the discomfort as he looked down at the soaked, very, very irritated mini-Jason sprawled out in his palm.
Jason wiped the gunk off his helmet with a grimace, barely glancing at Dick as he dragged himself to his feet. âWell, that was disgusting.â
Dick forced a grin, trying to keep things light. âHey, I got you out, didnât I?â
Jasonâs glare couldâve cut through concrete. âIn your stomach, Grayson. I spent the last hour drowning in⌠whatever the hell that was!â He flicked another glob of half-digested falafel off his jacket. âDidnât exactly help that you ate before deciding to pull that little stunt.â
Dick winced. âI mean, itâs not like I planned on eating you, Jay. Just⌠improvised.â
âYeah, well, next time, how about you donât improvise by swallowing me whole?â Jason shot back, crossing his arms and bristling like a wet, angry cat. âWho even thinks swallowing someone is a good idea? Couldnât just carry me around in your pocket or -- oh, I donât know, figure out literally anything else?â
Dick shrugged, still trying to play it cool. âI was out of options. And I kept you safe, didnât I?â
âOh yeah, thanks. Real safe, Grayson. Look at me.â Jason held his arms out, dripping, his jacket half-eaten by stomach acid. âI look like I got tossed in a blender with a lunch special.â
Dick sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. âAlright, alright. Maybe it wasnât my best idea. But hey, youâre not too worse for wear, right?â
Jason let out a laugh, bitter and biting, eyes narrowed. âRight. Well, good to know that I rank just below âhalf-eaten falafelâ on your list of things that matter. Just toss me in the garbage while youâre at it.â
Dickâs face softened, a flicker of guilt creeping in. âCâmon, Jay, thatâs not--â
Jason held up a hand, cutting him off. âSave it. And for the record? Releasing me in a fast food bathroom? Way to show the love, Grayson. Real classy.â
Dick pressed his lips together, barely holding back a smirk. âWell, next time, maybe try to stay regular-sized, and we wonât have this problem.â
Jason shot him a look that could freeze lava. âNext time, Grayson, Iâm shoving you into a sewer pipe and seeing how long it takes for you to complain about it.â
Dick raised his hands in mock surrender. âNoted.â He glanced down at the tiny, furious figure in his hand and gave him a soft, almost apologetic smile. âYou, uh, need a rinse orâŚ?â
Jason rolled his eyes, wiping another layer of gunk off his boots. âYeah, try a hundred. And maybe a therapist on standby after all this.â
Dick grinned, finally letting out a small chuckle. âFair enough. Remind me not to tell Tim about this?â
âOh, I donât think youâll have to remind me,â Jason grumbled, crossing his arms. âNow, can we please get me out of this hellhole? And, for the record, if you ever pull this crap againâŚâ He trailed off, fixing Dick with a hard glare. âLetâs just say I know exactly where to aim the next time I get a crowbar in my hands.â
Dick just shook his head, chuckling as he carefully tucked Jason --dignity shot, pride thoroughly bruised-- into his jacket pocket. âAlright, Red. I owe you one.â
#dc vore writing#dc vore fic#vore fic#fandom vore#soft vore#safe vore#sfw vore#nonsexual vore#gt vore#idk gotham is a big nj city so dick probs got something quick at a halal cart a few hours b4 meeting up#if you saw this on ao3 howdy ignore me ty <3#funny that a lot of this got inspired by cave spelunking :) terrifying#10 min later jason spills everything to tim just to torment dick
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'The Fantastic' Photograph by Willie Hunt
Ellisonâs cave, Northwest Georgia, is the deepest cave drop in the continental United States at a staggering 586 vertical feet.
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