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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: "I cOuLd FiX hIm" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this 8ad

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Shelby: Your man doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions. Kendall: Your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions. Chase: Who's caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist? Riley: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions? Koda: Your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

[veryrealimagination]

Murdoch: Oh, your pronouns are he/they?

Murdoch: Well, that’s mathematically incorrect because you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he."

Murdoch: Making your pronouns technically One Over TY.

Watts: ...

George: Wait, I get it this time. Ohhh-

Watts: This is not funny.

George: This is math. This is a math joke!

Watts: The least funny of all jokes.

Henry: Even better, one over ty implies the inverse of Thank You.

*Everyone stares at Henry, uneased.*

Brackenreid: Pronouns: ungrateful.

Brackenreid: turns to Watts.

Brackenreid: Sounds about-

Watts: Finish that sentence, and I sabotage all of your hidden stashes.

Brackenreid: You do not know about all of my stashes.

Watts: Are you willing to test that?

[incorrectquotesinarizaki]

Aran: Everybody, shut up for a bit. [picks up phone] Hey mum.

Akagi: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Oomimi: Come back to bed.

Suna: [various sex noises]

Kita: Tell her I said hi.

Atsumu: Aye! Pass the weed, Aran-kun!

Osamu: [blasting out curse words]

Ginjima: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.

[doththymayo]

Racetrack: Are you angry?

Spot: No.

Racetrack:

Racetrack: So sharpening knives at 2 am is just a hobby then?

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

*In the Flagon* Tonilia: Do I talk a lot? Vekel the Man: It's nice, I like hearing your thoughts. *In the Cistern* Niruin: Grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat. Rune: If you say anything else on this topic I'm going to murder you.

[mammoneysonyou]

Lucifer: I’m glad none of you smoke

Mammon (high off of his ass): Haha yeah… I’m glad I’m not made out of smoke

[tanjaded]

The Empire, the 203rd: Ah oh no we're doomed by the narrative

Tanya: Haha maybe you are. I'm the narrative's favorite

*Several books later*

Tanya, sweating: Uh maybe this is not a good thing for me

[bapydemonprincess]

Othello: Hey do any of my followers know how to render REALLY good?

Sebastian: i can render my enemies immobile

Othello: I meant 3d computer renders but I'll keep you in mind for future reference

[incorrect-srmthfg-quotes]

Nova: Quick! you’re losing a lot of blood! What’s your type!

Sprx, bleeding out: Pink eyes, yellow, could kick my ass—

Nova: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, SPRX!

Sprx: oh

Sprx: *Looks down at wound*

Sprx: Red.

[heartlandtfln]

"Lou: I've never met someone who disliked me for the right reasons. Only I know why you should dislike me and you're wrong"

[frostcorpsclub]

Incorrect Quote 80

Jack: You come into MY house, suck MY dick, and call ME gay?

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO YES

Returning to my roots with a Trinity shitpost

[theraddestpotato21]

[vagabond-umlaut]

you: hey 'toru, can you help me with this zipper? gojo: sure thing, sweets you: you: up, satoru gojo: right, of course

[papermariosuggestion]

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