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Gibson, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Antauri: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

[Submitted by @thelozking ]

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y’all are alive?

God won't let me die so I gotta make it everyone's problem every now and again <3

((And also to remind everyone this show exists and to watch it for free and in HD on Youtube . com))

- Mod Sprx

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Nova, about Sprx: It doesn’t mean I wanna be his Girlfriend

Otto: Well, what DO you want then?

Nova: I dunno. I just wanna be with him all the time. I wanna hear about his day, tell him about mine. I wanna hold his hand and smell his fur. But I don’t wanna be his stupid girlfriend.

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Jinmay: How many children do you have?

Antauri: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there IS a difference.

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Sprx: Did Nova just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Otto: Yeah!

Sprx: And did I just do finger guns back?

Gibson: Yes, you did.

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Nova: Are you SURE you’re not dating Otto?

Gibson: If I was, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.

Sprx: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

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Gibson: Can you preheat the Super Robot? i’m on my way back.

Sprx: what are you, banana bread?

Gibson: be very careful with what you say next.

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Chiro: Didn’t you die?

Mandarin: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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Chiro: What animal do you think you could take in a fight?

Nova: Oh my god.

Nova: How much time do you have.

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Chiro: Hey what animal do you think you could take in a fight?

Sprx: Maybe a Horse

Sprx: Do i get prep time?

Chiro: Yeah

Chiro: But the Horse gets it too.

Sprx: Then no

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Chiro: this is important what animal do you think you could take in a fight?

Antauri: Toad

Chiro: Elaborate

Antauri: no

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Nova: Quick! you’re losing a lot of blood! What’s your type!

Sprx, bleeding out: Pink eyes, yellow, could kick my ass—

Nova: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, SPRX!

Sprx: oh

Sprx: *Looks down at wound*

Sprx: Red.

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Chiro: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Nova: ...

Antauri: ...

Nova: I’m gonna tell him.

Antauri: Don’t you dare.

[submitted by @thelozking ]

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Antauri: Sparx is late. Chiro: How did this happen?! I asked Nova to wake him up at 8 this morning and pretend it was 11! Gibson: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 AM instead of noon! Nova: I also switched all of his alarm clocks and watches to say PM when it's really AM! Otto: Uh... I think you guys may have overdone it. Sparx, looking VERY distressed: WHAT. MONKEYDOODLING TIME. IS IT.

[submitted by @samthegarbagecan ]

(source: 30 Rock)

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Nova: What did I say to you about barging in to my room?

Sparx: That it was manly and impulsive?

Nova: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "don't."

[submitted by @thelozking ]

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Chiro: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Antauri, genuinely concerned: Are... you alright?

Chiro, teary-eyed: Thingy stole my garlic bread.

(source: tumblr post (i think))

[submitted by @samthegarbagecan ]

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Sprx: Punch me in the face.

Gibson: Punch you?

Sprx: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Gibson: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re talking, but it’s usually subtext.