#Source: The Great

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2557

Kate missed some stuff last season. (Dialogue from The Great.)

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Daemon: Going for a walk, Jon?

Jon: I...... Should I lie to you or do you know what I'm doing?

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

John: Going for a walk, Jamie? Jamie: I......Should I lie to you or do you know what I'm doing?

[incorrectdracula2020quotes]

[megala-theia-praxidike]

Jude: I'm going to kill you so, so slowly very painfully, and I'm going to say a lot of French words in a perfect accent as I peel your skin from your body and rub your flesh in rosemary salt

Cardan: I can't stop loving you when you talk, it rushes me

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: This guy has been bothering me.

Dorn: Kill him.

Charname: …

Dorn, softly: …I kill him for you?

Charname: Dorn, no.

[shebeafancyflapjack]

NPL Michael and Eleanor: *at couple's therapy*

Michael: We've...had some issues. Apparently relationships have their difficulties.

Eleanor: There was some bloodshed.

Michael: She tried to kill me. With much stabbing!

Eleanor: He sent me off to be tortured. With much torturing!

Michael: We're trying to move forward.

[incorrectwicdivquotes]

Amaterasu: I should be eating gold-flecked raspberry cakes, gargling champagne, and being fucked hard on my impossibly soft bed.

[boatcats]

Izzy: What? Are you mad?

Ed: I am brilliant. Which has often been misconstrued as mad.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2554

"We're going to sh*t on your shingles!" (Dialogue from The Great.)

[defilerwyrm]

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

[incorrectdracula2020quotes]

[megala-theia-praxidike]

Jude: Here's to many more parties like this, because I am your high queen, whom you love and think is very fun.

Cardan: Uh, but not as fun as me. Because I am known for being fun.

Jude: Indeed, you are not known for much else.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Jaheira: Edwin, a word.

Edwin: All right. My word is ‘no.’

[partlysmith]

"Funny you should say that, Mr. Frog, but those coffee grounds we found at the murder... Well, they were Wilkins Coffee. Now see, the thing that bothers me, is that the victim... Well, he didn't drink Wilkins."