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Wally:a nice typical neighborhood dinner hahaha…
Home:*staring*
Wally:haha…AAAA-*startled lol*
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tf2incorrectquotes · 8 months ago
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Medic, pointing: May I sit there?
Heavy: That Heavy’s lap..
Medic: That doesn't answer my question, Heavy.
Medic: You better answer the fucking question!
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Stiles: I'm giving up on dating for a while.
Sheriff: But you never know when you're gonna find your dream person. Anybody on the street could be...they.
Stiles: It feels like you just googled "How to talk to your bisexual son."
Sheriff: I did.
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Stiles: I'm giving up on dating for a while. Sheriff: But you never know when you're gonna find your dream person. Anybody on the street could be...they. Stiles: It feels like you just googled "How to talk to your bisexual son." Sheriff: I did.
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everafterhighliveaction · 4 months ago
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Can you do one for old man winter girl aka the Ice girl backgroundner?
absolutely! thanks again @annoyinglyshinycherryblossom for the request!
Daughter of Old Man Winter
backgrounder knows as snow girl (via wiki)
~ possible name: Noelle Winter
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The Narrator : Every time i look back at you, you have that stupid face on your face. Stanley: Which one.
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N: Well, color me surprised!
J: Surprised isn't a color, dumbass.
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incorrectuksies · 1 year ago
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jack: look, we're under the mistletoe, you know what that means...
davey: jack, that isn't mistletoe.
*later that night*
davey, waking up at 3am: oh my god he was flirting with me.
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incorrectcabensonquotes · 1 year ago
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Olivia, in the SVU groupchat: Guys, I'll be late. Alex is trying to rescue a cat from under the car.
Fin: You’re gonna have a cat now.
Olivia: No. We're not keeping it. I just didn't want to run over it.
*Later at the precinct*
Olivia: So... We now have a cat.
Alex: Her name is Kitty Cat!
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pkmnincorrectquotes · 4 months ago
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Alain: *rushing into Wyndon’s Pokémon Center* Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Diantha: Y-You were putting it in cold water?
Leon: Alain. Answer the question, Alain.
Alain: Yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn’t realize there was an actual reason.
Barry: You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
Hop: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Barry: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Kabu: It takes less than a minute!
Opal: Kabu, is your stovetop powered by the sodding sun!?
Kabu: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Opal: Like, seven minutes!
Kabu: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in, like, two minutes; less than that and you use a saucepan…
Raihan: *crying* You’re putting the whole mug on the stove on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted!
Friede: Every single person in this conversation is a raving lunatic…
Gloria: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A SODDING KETTLE?
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 10 months ago
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Zag: What’s 6 times 9?
Gabby: 58?
Jonah: 69!!!!!!!
Francis: I got potato. I dunno how-
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marsdeathdefiances · 2 years ago
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Odysseus: your boyfriend ate a hot pepper and is suffering.
Patroclus: I know. I tried to stop him and he ate five.
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welcomehomeincorrectquotes · 7 months ago
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Howdy: Frank isn’t answering their phone...
Eddie: I’ll call him!
Howdy: Sally and I have both tried it six times each. What makes you thi-
Frank: Hello?
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tf2incorrectquotes · 9 months ago
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Medic: do you love me?
Heavy: we’re literally married.
Medic: Ja, but as friends or-
Heavy: *naked under the sheets, patiently shows his wedding ring* We had a wedding, Fritz.
Medic: *also naked under sheets* Yes, I remember, but was it a "Friendship Wedding" or-
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Eli: Grandpa did gay porn in the 80s!!
Stiles: WHAT?!
Sheriff Stilinski: I-I can explain.
Peter and Argent: Impressive.
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Eli: Grandpa did gay porn in the 80s!! Stiles: WHAT?! Sheriff Stilinski: I-I can explain. Peter and Argent: Impressive.
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everafterhighliveaction · 7 months ago
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Can you do one for the unicorn girl backgrounder ?
for sure! thanks for another request @annoyinglyshinycherryblossom! so sorry this one took so long
Unicorn Girl
backgrounder knows as child of unicorn (via wiki) from Way Too Wonderland
~ possible name: urania unicorn
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Mariella: I just eat and forget, that's how it goes
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