#Source: Bobs Burgers
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*in his room*
Peter *placing all his lego on the bed*
Peter *sings* iF yOu’Re nOt rEaL, tHeN hOw cOmE i fEeL tHiS WAYY
Peter: little babiiess 🥹🥹
Peter: come here *kisses every lego figure* come here *more kisses* aw, little babiess
Tony, who stands behind with a concerning look:
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*spying on Paul trying to flirt with Emma* Richie: the man is dying out there
Pete: I think Paul should just be himself
Richie: No no. He should pretend to be someone else
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Guess who remembered that Wayne Family Adventures exist while watching Bob's Burgers?
#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#tim drake#red hood#nightwing#robin#red robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#duke thomas#the signal#incorrect quotes#source: bobs burgers#wayne family adventures
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Wade can get... cranky... if he stays up too late.
Logan: Okay, Bub, listen, go take a nap, and I'll keep look out.
Wade: Take off your clothes.
Logan: Wade!?
Wade: I got to go to bed.
Logan, confused: Wade?
Wade, half asleep:I don't want to do this. Stop it.
Logan: *tries to push him into laying on the couch*
Wade" Get your hands off me! Sick idiot.
Logan: *rolls his eyes* Such a freak.. Pull it together.
Wade, Groaning: I'm like an animal!!
Logan: Keep your voice down, Althea is sleeping.
Wade, yelling: I'm like King Kong!!
Logan: *scoffs* Unbelievable.
Wade, pulling himself together: I need to go to bed.
Logan: Good night. (Fucking finally)
Wade: *lays down in the middle of the floor* *curls up into a ball* *uses a couch cushion as a blanket* .....Go get me special pillow
Logan: 🙄😒 fine
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Fingon: Are you sure there's nothing up there to pry it off?
Maedhros: (got tired of this shit several decades ago and also 70% sure Fingon in a hallucination)
Maedhros: oh loOk! A kEY aNd whATs tHIs!? A sTAir cAsE DowN the CliFfaCE!?!
Fingon: We're about to die Nelyo! Do you really want you last words to be sarcastic!?!
Maedhros: NoOOooO
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Dick, Jason, and Tim coming through a cross dimensional portal at the end of a surprise mission with their newly adopted brother Peter Parker when Alfred appears
Dick- Oh, no
Jason, grabbing Peter and throwing him towards Alfred- Charlotte's Web, go!
Peter- What?!
Tim- Write something cool so he'll let you stay! Win him over!
Dick, seeing Bruce walk in- Spell 'dead parents'!
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Bobby: *first day back at the 118, just minding his own buisness*
Buck: *coming in for a hug*
Buck: Get ready for your favorite fruity boy!
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Zeus: *sleepwalking around Olympus*
Ares: Dad is a sleepwalker?
Hera: not normally, should we wake him?
Athena: never wake a sleepwalker, they could get violent, and whatever you do dont give them an axe
Hera: what? an axe? Why would we give him an axe?
Athena: Dont
Eris, handing am axe to sleepwalking zeus: LETS GIVE HIM AN AXE!
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Mike: They make a cute couple huh?
Bev & Bill: *laughing together*
Ben: They certainly are standing next to each other
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Colin: Does anyone have any cologne? Gregory?
Gregory: No. I’m not allowed to wear cologne again until I prove I can be responsible with it.
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School principal: what’s going on with you, guys?
Peter: Out father got trapped in the wall.
Principal: is that how he died?
Peter, shaking: wait..is dad d-dead?
Harley, hugging Peter: gOoD jOb, mr. Frond! We were gonna tell him on Father’s Day. Now we have nOtHiNg to do on Father’s Day!!!
Peter: *cries on the background*
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Grace: What kind of sicko wakes up an hour early in the morning to write erotic fanfiction?!
Ruth, sighing: Me...
Pete: Are there any shows left in the world you haven’t perved up?
Ruth, signing: No, that’s why I’ve started writing erotic friendfiction, using people in town.
Richie: Oh! Do the Jerrys, I bet they’d have beautiful children!
Ruth, signing: I did and they don’t.
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The day after a Slytherin party
Sirius: I mayyyy or may not have tried crack
Remus: …. Ok
Sirius (shaking): Last night. I don’t think I did. But if I did I liked it.
Remus (side-eyeing him): ……. Ok
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Till: Ivan, we tried things your way.
Ivan: No we didn't.
Till: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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It feels great to be an accessory to a crime every single day without even trying.
-Puck talking about the perks of being a Grimm now
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Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*
Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!
Twice: Like the economy!
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