#Source: Bobs Burgers

[minimarvelh]

*in his room*

Peter *placing all his lego on the bed*

Peter *sings* iF yOu’Re nOt rEaL, tHeN hOw cOmE i fEeL tHiS WAYY

Peter: little babiiess 🥹🥹

Peter: come here *kisses every lego figure* come here *more kisses* aw, little babiess

Tony, who stands behind with a concerning look:

[incorrecthatchetfield]

*spying on Paul trying to flirt with Emma* Richie: the man is dying out there

Pete: I think Paul should just be himself

Richie: No no. He should pretend to be someone else

[inprogress-predicament]

Guess who remembered that Wayne Family Adventures exist while watching Bob's Burgers?

[icarusredwings]

Wade can get... cranky... if he stays up too late.

Logan: Okay, Bub, listen, go take a nap, and I'll keep look out.

Wade: Take off your clothes.

Logan: Wade!?

Wade: I got to go to bed.

Logan, confused: Wade?

Wade, half asleep:I don't want to do this. Stop it.

Logan: *tries to push him into laying on the couch*

Wade" Get your hands off me! Sick idiot.

Logan: *rolls his eyes* Such a freak.. Pull it together.

Wade, Groaning: I'm like an animal!!

Logan: Keep your voice down, Althea is sleeping.

Wade, yelling: I'm like King Kong!!

Logan: *scoffs* Unbelievable.

Wade, pulling himself together: I need to go to bed.

Logan: Good night. (Fucking finally)

Wade: *lays down in the middle of the floor* *curls up into a ball* *uses a couch cushion as a blanket* .....Go get me special pillow

Logan: 🙄😒 fine

[not-as-straight-as-i-appear]

Bobby: *first day back at the 118, just minding his own buisness*

Buck: *coming in for a hug*

Buck: Get ready for your favorite fruity boy!

[ktkat99]

Dick, Jason, and Tim coming through a cross dimensional portal at the end of a surprise mission with their newly adopted brother Peter Parker when Alfred appears

Dick- Oh, no

Jason, grabbing Peter and throwing him towards Alfred- Charlotte's Web, go!

Peter- What?!

Tim- Write something cool so he'll let you stay! Win him over!

Dick, seeing Bruce walk in- Spell 'dead parents'!

[incorrectgreekmyths]

Zeus: *sleepwalking around Olympus*

Ares: Dad is a sleepwalker?

Hera: not normally, should we wake him?

Athena: never wake a sleepwalker, they could get violent, and whatever you do dont give them an axe

Hera: what? an axe? Why would we give him an axe?

Athena: Dont

Eris, handing am axe to sleepwalking zeus: LETS GIVE HIM AN AXE!

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: Does anyone have any cologne? Gregory?

Gregory: No. I’m not allowed to wear cologne again until I prove I can be responsible with it.

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

The day after a Slytherin party

Sirius: I mayyyy or may not have tried crack

Remus: …. Ok

Sirius (shaking): Last night. I don’t think I did. But if I did I liked it.

Remus (side-eyeing him): ……. Ok

[incorrect-alnst]

Till: Ivan, we tried things your way.

Ivan: No we didn't.

Till: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

[primuswarrior]

Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*

Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!

Twice: Like the economy!

[minimarvelh]

Tony, changing Peter’s diaper: are you daddy’s little baby?

Peter: mama

Pepper: aww my ba-

Tony: da-da

Peter: ma-ma

Tony: and da-da

Peter: ma-ma

Tony, throwing diaper away: aLl rIgHt, yOu kNoW wHaT? Change your own diaper!

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Grace: What kind of sicko wakes up an hour early in the morning to write erotic fanfiction?!

Ruth, sighing: Me...

Pete: Are there any shows left in the world you haven’t perved up?

Ruth, signing: No, that’s why I’ve started writing erotic friendfiction, using people in town.

Richie: Oh! Do the Jerrys, I bet they’d have beautiful children!

Ruth, signing: I did and they don’t.

[definitelyincorrect]

Bucky: Thanks cutiepie.

Steve: ugh

Bucky: Sorry, I’ll think of a better one than cutiepie.

Bucky: You’re my angel dust.

Bucky: Sorry that’s a drug.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: How are those harmonies coming?

Stan: Try this on for size

Stan: Ahhh

Richie *same note*: AHHH-

Stan: No, no

Richie: What?

Stan: No. Richie that’s not a harmony

Richie: What? It’s not?

Stan: No! Do you even know what a harmony is?

Richie: A harmony is when I sing louder than you

Stan: NO!

Richie: Oh. I’m dizzy

Bill *walking away*: Keep up the good work

[agentcaboose]

Church's Burgers

A collection of incorrect quotes using Bob's burgers

Wash: It’s important for Church to do his own stuff. He’s not just Church of Church's Burgers, he’s a person.

Caboose: If he’s not just Church, then why is his name Chruch?

Wash: It’s Leonard.

Tucker: Sounds weird.

Caboose: Yeah, we don’t believe you.

Caboose: you gotta do it with me :(

Church: what? no, no way

Caboose: yes like when you got that flu shot to show me it was ok

Church: yeah that was brave of me

Church: *sleepwalking*

Simmons: Church is a sleepwalker?

Tucker: not normally, should we wake him?

Sarge: never wake a sleepwalker. they could get violent, and whatever you do don't give him an axe

Tucker: what? an axe? Why would we give him an axe?

Sarge: Don't!

Caboose: LETS GIVE HIM AN AXE!

Grif: Simmons' gonna be okay I made him a PB&J. He said he didn't want it, so I ate it.

Grif: He was still sad, so I made him another PB&J. He didn't want that one either, so I ate it.

Grif: Anyway, Simmons wants to be alone for a while, and we're out of peanut butter.

Wash: this is the longest two hours of my life...

Tucker: Just wait until childbirth, sister.

Wash: What?

Tucker: What?

Donut: Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it

Tucker: LEAVE ME ALONE