#Source: Bobs Burgers

[minimarvelh]

Tony: why did Peter become so sneaky with his secrets? Is that the start of his rebellious teenage phase?

Clint: well, maybe it was ever since you read his diary every day for a month because you saw a documentary about teens and drinking..

Tony: I had too. Im a good dad

Clint: yeah, but you didn’t have to circle stuff and make comments about in the margins!!

Tony: shush, you don’t even have kids, what do you know??

Clint: …I do have kids…

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Gregory: I mean, old people are kind of scary, right?

Hyacinth: Being an old person is scary. Just ask mom and Lady Danbury.

Violet: Hey!

Lady Danbury: It is.

[aotearoa20]

Fingon: Are you sure there's nothing up there to pry it off?

Maedhros: (got tired of this shit several decades ago and also 70% sure Fingon in a hallucination)

Maedhros: oh loOk! A kEY aNd whATs tHIs!? A sTAir cAsE DowN the CliFfaCE!?!

Fingon: We're about to die Nelyo! Do you really want you last words to be sarcastic!?!

Maedhros: NoOOooO

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Steph: Grace, I know you think you’re helping, but you’re not.

Grace: I don't think I'm helping.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Sel: You saved me, Valec. I owe you my life.

Valec: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.

[shyjusticewarrior]

The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 12

Jefferson: Alright, which one of these wires-?

Duke: Blue and yellow.

Jefferson: You wanna look at it for more than half a second?

Duke: I wired the damn thing, ass.

Jefferson: Well I didn't know that, ass. *cuts wires*

Duke: Oh my God.

Jefferson: What?

Duke: I lied, I didn't wire it.

Jefferson: What?!

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: He looks like a child molester. Bev, don’t talk to him, let Ben do it

Mike: Uh Bill-

Ben: Why do I have to get molested?

Bill: Because he’s not gonna molest you

Ben: Why?

Bill: Because you’re heavy

Mike: Bill-

Bill: Yeah, hold on

Ben: Heavy kids can get molested!!

Bev: Yeah! Who wouldn’t want to molest this face?

Bill: That’s enough

Mike: Bill-

Bill: It’s not that, I mean, Ben cause you’re older

Ben: Eddie’s the oldest! Make him do it

Bill: Yeah… but Eddie’s not good with people

Mike: Bill-

Eddie: I’m good with people

The losers: Mmm, not really-

Eddie: I’m great with people!

The losers: Mmm-

Bev: He’s autistic, he can’t help it

Eddie: Yeah, I’m autistic

Mike: Bill-

Bill: Just a sec- No, you’re not autistic, Eddie

Stan *dropping 3 toothpicks on the ground*: How many- how many toothpicks on the ground?

Bill: Don’t play this game again

Eddie: Uhh

Richie: Come on! How many toothpicks?

Bill: No. it just involves me cleaning up toothpicks

Eddie: A hundred?

Mike: Bill-

Stan: No-

Bill: A hundred?!

Richie: It’s 3

Bill: There’s 3!

Stan *dropping 1 more toothpick*: Ok ok, how many now?

Mike: Bill-

Eddie: 3!

The losers: No!

Bev: Ugh, you’re the worst kind of autistic

Stan: You can’t even count

[incorrect-fairytail]

Lucy: Ugh, I’m so bummed - all that for nothing!

Happy: Lucy, listen carefully, life is a journey…

Lucy: and…?

Happy: That’s all I’ve got. I don’t have advice, I’m 9.

[inprogress-predicament]

Guess who remembered that Wayne Family Adventures exist while watching Bob's Burgers?

[ktkat99]

Dick, Jason, and Tim coming through a cross dimensional portal at the end of a surprise mission with their newly adopted brother Peter Parker when Alfred appears

Dick- Oh, no

Jason, grabbing Peter and throwing him towards Alfred- Charlotte's Web, go!

Peter- What?!

Tim- Write something cool so he'll let you stay! Win him over!

Dick, seeing Bruce walk in- Spell 'dead parents'!

[minimarvelh]

School principal: what’s going on with you, guys?

Peter: Out father got trapped in the wall.

Principal: is that how he died?

Peter, shaking: wait..is dad d-dead?

Harley, hugging Peter: gOoD jOb, mr. Frond! We were gonna tell him on Father’s Day. Now we have nOtHiNg to do on Father’s Day!!!

Peter: *cries on the background*

[dewey-ing-it]

Donald: Thanksgiving is this family's favorite holiday.

Della: Eh.

Donald: Wait, it's not?

Louie: No way. Check the rankings. It goes: my birthday, Christmas, Halloween

Huey: Easter

Dewey: Hanukkah

Louie: Snow Day, Amateur Night

Donald: Uh, okay, that's...

Huey: Veterans Day

Louie: Tooth Fairy Eve

Donald: Not real.

Dewey: St Patrick's Day, May Day, Groundhog Day, season premiere of Game of Thrones

Donald: You've never even seen-

Louie: Opposite Day, Day of the Dead

Donald: Stop.

Dewey: Dawn of the Dead, Carnivale

Huey: Angela Lansbury's birthday

Donald: No.

Dewey: Bath Night!

Donald: *groans*

Louie: Black Friday, then Thanksgiving.

Della: Love Black Friday.

Donald: Black Friday before Thanksgiving?

Louie: Yeah, 'cause it's dark.

[not-as-straight-as-i-appear]

Bobby: *first day back at the 118, just minding his own buisness*

Buck: *coming in for a hug*

Buck: Get ready for your favorite fruity boy!

[incorrecthatchetfield]

*spying on Paul trying to flirt with Emma* Richie: the man is dying out there

Pete: I think Paul should just be himself

Richie: No no. He should pretend to be someone else

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Sel: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Bree: You don’t have to wear it.

Sel: No, I’m going to wear it forever. Back off.

[pocket-raven]

Luci: [Angry] Kids, bed-- now. I want to talk to your father.

Alastor: [Visibly panicking] No, kids, stay.

Alastor: Please stay.

Luci: Go. Go!

Alastor: Stay. Stay!

The Kids: .....

Luci: You go!

Alastor: Elizabeth, stay!

Luci: Now!

Alastor: Peggy, don't move!

Luci: You go!

Alastor: Henry, stay!

Luci: Get out of here!

Alastor: Don't leave me!

Luci: You get out of here!

The kids: [slowly walk away]