#Sorting Algorithms

[scribblechicken]

Sacrifice to the Sorting Algorithm

Reupload from 2021.

[cool-retro-term-official]

one of the best sorting algorithm though has to be the denial sorting algorithm (O(0) space & time): first, shuffle the list...

And... Now it's sorted ! no no, I swear it's sorted. It just couldn't be not sorted. It's sorted. Don't worry about it. It's mostly- it's Completely sorted. From start to finish. Yeah 1, 5, 4, 2, 6, 9, 8, 3, 7, 0, just like we learned in school ! Now run you binary search or something on it, don't worry.

[sauleline2]

>be me

>be Base 10 In-Place Lowest Significant Digit Radix Sort

>get given an array with 4096 numbers

>make 0 comparisons

>make 85 million writes to the array

>1.3 seconds have passed

>array is sorted

>refuse to elaborate further

>leave

[quanyails]

When you live to write code but also speedrun jigsaw puzzles

[steviewashere]

taking a break from editing my big bang by listening to this shit:

it has my full undivided attention. I don't even know what the fuck it's for, but the sounds are neat.

[windsails]

what’s currently called “ai” is just a program that applies some particular sorting function to a large dataset. all ai really is is a sorting algorithm run on a really large dataset. it sorts everything into specific places in the vector space. it’s a vector sorting algorithm

and they keep changing the sorting function and running it again to the point where they waste a huge amount of power to do it

that’s all it is. it’s actually pretty stupid

[granolora]

Mmmmm, sorting :3

[akhillasmyth]

*depressively scrolling spotify*

“I- sorting algorithms aint that the funk-“

*ascends to godhood*

[bea-sty]

tiktokers have GOT to stop edging the bogo sort. LET HIM FINISH!!

[ncsasp]

For a coding project using Code.org, i made a set of visual sorting algorithms. Enjoy!

[ID: a gif of 10 values being sorted with swap sort. When sorted it turns to 50 values being sorted with swap sort. When sorted it turns to 100 values being sorted with swap sort. When sorted, it turns into 100 values (with repeated values) being sorted with swap sort. Then it is 5 values sorted with bogosort, then 100 values “sorted” with stalin sort. After stalin sort concludes an image of stalin appears with the text “this sort is stalin-approved”. End ID.]

[barrelrollgif]

@bogos-bint3d *sorts you*

…

*for thirty minutes*

[beanbozo]

Bruh I clicked on this sorting algorithm video as a joke, but I’m actually enthralled now, what is going on😭😭😭

[callistocomet]

ok… so i made OCs based on sorting algorithms: ten is the loud one from the color circle video (at 3:40) and bogo is literally just randomizes the set until it’s in order (the last one in this video). they are friends and hang out all the times :) i got the idea to make them from ch3rrylemonade on instagram who also has a sorting algorithm OC!!!

[gumballsilly]

bogosort is probably one of the most ridiculous algorithms, like imagine if you had to sort out thousands of items and bogo sort is literally the thought of "nah i ain't doing that shit" and just randomizing it until it's correct. Purely the laziest of sorting algorithms

[7-ratsinatrenchcoat]

neurodiverse ambiance. enjoy

[crisiscompatible]

sorting algorithms are baby sensory videos for math majors