#Sorry for being a weak bitch
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Tried joining a c.od server, lasted approximately 5sec before wanting to throw up and leaving
#I knew they'd be shipper n all but whatever#I mean i have an irl friend who is a gh....ap shipper right#But online its just scarier online#Plus u can't curate shit on discord#Sorry for being a weak bitch
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i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb
#bonus when they do both by making him just utterly psychotic but he smiles so no one notices#i am a shameful idw bee enjoyer but like in the tired af ppl pleasing libra girl who needs a therapist so fking bad but#has 700000 billion duties and 900000000 billion expectations and mean bitches in his ear telling him hes stupid#sense#and not the he feels like an officer sense like no my queen is just a teachers pet doing her best which is her worst im afraid#anyways i love bee hes very indignant and a bitch but also im gonna stand beside her sorry#u do not understand how powerful it was to give him a cane . a literal crutch to hold onto to feel stronger even when ratchet says he doesnt#have to anymore but yet bee still insists bcs he doesnt have time for the repairs itll take when others cannot survive#and 2 it comforts him with support and also power and so he cradles it close with the idea of him being weak & needing smthing else#to make him strong#even tho at this point it's rlly just for comfort but he cant afford to allow himself to have comfort when others cant#or dont need it in his heroism ideals (specifically optimus being seen as so much stronger than him)#optimus also had bee tho. had him. but bee is so self conscious he just sees all his failures surrounding optimus & views himself not a#crutch to lean on but a crutch to optimus' character#he rlly needed rodimus and his fiery upbeat persona so they could fake it till they made it together and he left & fucking exploded#(in bees eyes)#like idk im just obsessed with this little tryhard loser#he islike a sad little clingy mother who refuses to think herself as human. she is just mother. lives off evrryones accomplishments#never her own#idk like hes so interesting tonme i want to kill him teehee#chew on him like sponge cak#bumblebee#transformers#tf bumblebee#tf idw#idw#tf#????#maccadam#i hate not knowing waht tag to use
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While I don't believe in "inherent sisterhood" per se, I do think Mouthwashing wouldn't have gone down as it did (if a situation would've gone down at all) if just one other woman had been on board with Anya.
#god the perfectly crafted tragedy - while like 70% of the guys were decent they obviously weren't people she could totally confide in#not that a woman would've guaranteed that either for her it's still a layer of comfort for some people#jimmy probably would've been too much of a punk bitch if multiple ladies were on board - especially if the other woman was a bit stronger#a woman at minimum - especially an older one with maturity - could've helped anya if she were to still be assaulted#etc etc etc#SORRY i'm imagining being there helping her I'm so weak#personal#IGNORE ME I'M SORRY i'm like charlie day in it's always sunny with my cork board of “if ONE thing changed it wouldn't have happened”#mouthwashing
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Holy mother of size difference
Oh wow
#His hand is big enough to make a fist around your torso#He can use you like a fleshlight#His face#His tongue must be#I'm so weak in the knees#How is he so big#and that's with a human I can't begin to imagine the size difference with an elf or a dwarf#rip my romantic knight joan of arc you are getting pounded to heaven and back#his nose alone would be enough to#let me ride his face#also fuck off man leave my boon of Andraste sorry we can't all be God's favourite princess :/ stop being a jealous bitch hater#also just in case. I still would prefer not receiving asks for this game. Posting about it doesn't change that rule#I keep staring at the pic where he's holding the inquisitor's wrist with surprising delicacy#like he could crush the fragile thing. It is literally the size of a toothpick between his fingers#But he doesn't#You could barely wrap a whole fist around two of his fingers#Maybe three if you're lucky#i can't take this anymore#☆other fandoms#☆dragon age
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well i think its finally time to open this box
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#sorry gang apparently i am incapable of sticking to my word and am continuing to have a personality on main and subject you all#to all of my bullshit#i am doing my best but i am a weak bitch who does not know how to process feelings#so its a fucking miracle im opening this box tbh. ive wavered a lot around this one#this round of thinking is being brought on by the probable imminent break up between me + my gf 🙃👍#its been on the cards for a hot minute i mean. she hasnt sent me a message since the 8th of march until today and its like a.#we need to talk message so. like im not surprised. ans ive been thinking about it all a lot recently#i dont really want to realise im aro while im with someone so ive been avoiding it but like. ive been thinking. and ive been thinking if we#shouod break up too anyway because like. i get i am so hard to be around. but nothing. for a month. even a silly picture. it hurts dude#but i kinda didn't want to push because. i know i am. me. and a lot. and i know shes got stuff on her plate. but so do i#maybe we're both no good#to be around#nyxtalks#this is very not helpful in my whole. everyone i love leaves me eventually so i should isolate myself and push them all away thing i guess#but i dont think. i want to cling. i dont wanna be that pathetic.#she can do better than me (i cant do better than her)#i mean. idk ive been questioning if im aro anyway so. idk#i dont fucking know#honestly this is gonna be so cringe if this isnt what she wanted to talk about but like. what else could it possibly be i guess#dude i am so sorry if you read this this turned into relationship vent rather than my feelings around aromanticism#those are.complicated enough for their own post and i probably need to talk to some actual aromantic people about that
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the more we discover about dion's father and anabella the more i'm happy dion impaled the shit out of that motherfucker and the more frustrated i become anabella got an easy death by killing herself. not that i expected clive or joshua to do anything because i don't think they're those types of people but it would have been satisfying to me
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#how can two people be so fucking cruel#they really are perfect for each other#now we discovered they both planned rosaria becomes part of sanbreque a year before the events at phoenix gate???#holy shit she really had no ounce of respect for her kids not even joshua#the fact her reactions to her beloved son holder of the phoenix 'dying' is oh well time to make another one is so sgsjdhdb fuck you bitch#imagine being disappointed your son is too weak instead of actually morning his death 😭#i hate her so much its undescribable and now dion's father gets to join the first spot they can share it and die in hell#rest in piss as they say#anyways can you tell i saw another tweet about ultimania agsjshs sorry#i promise i will not make another post about this game today (i think) i just need to release my anger somewhere#okay but on another hand support women's wrongs i guess ✌️😭#i can't help but to think of the way his own traumas from the way he was raised influenced dion though :')#he seems to think anabella corrupted his father but he also acknowledges he doesn't love him for being a bastard child#i am letting the thought ruminate a bit more because i don't know if i can be coherent about it but!!!! he makes me so sad. he deserved so#much better :')#final fantasy xvi
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anyway it kinda sorta feels like my life is just now starting.
#i'm 25 and for the first time i'm not wondering what's wrong with me.#now i KNOW what's wrong with me and that means i can HANDLE IT.#and look at me. i'm handling it!!!!#i can't believe i spent my entire life thinking i was weak and lazy.#i am. perhaps. very strong and brave for spending my entire adult life so far advocating for myself#in the face of family and professionals who all tried to convince me i just needed to try harder.#like. maybe actually i'm a bad bitch for being the only one out here fighting for answers#even when the answers were fucking scary and nobody else believed in my experiences!!#i've had irl folks cringe at how open i am about my diagnoses. but like.#i'm autistic i've got adhd and bipolar ii and i'm disabled with hEDS and associated neuroimmune conditions#and i'm going to be SO annoying about it because I WORKED HARD TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT.#SORRY IF IT MAKES YOU RE-EVALUATE YOUR ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME. ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME.#because i've re-evaluated my assumptions about me. and i feel so much fucking peace.#because i'm finally learning how to take care of myself properly.#and for the first time since i was 18 years old. i feel genuinely hopeful that i might actually get to enjoy my life.#ANYWAY Uhh i gotta go to bed. GOODNIGHT.#izzy.txt
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sorry but i actually hate this guy
#imagine you are a weak ass pathetic bitch boy who can barely do magic#and you somehow get the strongest weapon of a magical hero spirit possible to fight for you#but because of your foolish pride and misogyny and misguided ideas about heroism#youre like oh noooooo youre a small dainty woman im a big man who cant let anyone get hurt in my place least of all females#let me fight the other magical overpowered hero spirits#as though this makes any fucking sense???#as though he hasnt literally seen this woman fuck ppl up with her sword???#as though it is not said to him again and again that he is weak as fuck and holding her back??????#FUCK shirou#sorry about the use of bitch in first tag im irritated#anyway i guess challenging his ideas about being a hero is part of his character development but oh my fucking god#when tohsaka proposes the cooperation hes like as a man i must listen to her#how about AS A PERSON WITH BASIC MANNERS you should listen to her
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Use this website to put together your muse's Pokémon team.
Khare has only ever played Crystal but her true Pokémon team would be highly amphibious yet deceptive in that most if not all of them resist electricity despite functioning well in water-themed terrain. If she lived in the Pokémon world, she'd come from Galar hence owning Arctozolt and Dragapult. Stolen from @paleobird
#🌈 || dashboard games#🌈 || memes#Clodsire is pretty cool but she's definitely a Quagsire#And it would have to be shiny given her pretty pink waitress aesthetics#Lanturn is just cool#Toxicroak works well around water and would be the muscle of the team just have to keep him away from those Psychic-types#Eelektross is definitely one of those fake water bitches#It levitates also so not even a Ground-type weakness!#Dragapult is straight up a primordial tetrapod#Dragon/Ghost is also cool#Arctozolt also reflects Khare's brutally chimeric nature and an ill-functioning body being surprisingly adept despite SUFFERING#Not a very diverse team but she'd have all the froggies salamanders and fish#Sorry for the spam posts I'll get on with some responses :')#I see Pokemon and cannot resist
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btw im feeling a lot today bc my neighbor is having a bbq and i really wanna go but i had to lie and say i was working bc everyone there is a hardcore party goer and theres too many covid cases rn so even in an outdoor setting i would need to mask and that crowd would be super weirded out by my n95 and also it would suck bc i wouldnt even be able to eat. anyway. being at risk is like living in purgatory while 99% of the population literally doesnt care.
#I WANNA DO DRUG WITH MY NEIGHBOR AND INSTEAD I HAVE LONG COVID#i think the universe is spitting on me#the levels of restraint i need to have to remind myself that its not worth it#i kinda have to keep thinking about the infection and the bad relapses#even though its super traumatizing lol#bc if i dont force myself to remember i would just go bar crawling like tonight ngl#but then i remember being too weak to moan#and how terrifying those hours were#i remember the days where ive been too weak to move in my bed too weak to breathe without effort#and it kinda kills the urge lol#but it sucks!!! that i have to think about this all the time!!#i wanna forget those horrible times fr but the pandemic is ongoing#the mental fortitude i need to survive this fr.#just bitching#medical cw#i live alone rn i cant have a big PEM im not doing another survival week unable to feed or clean myself#im NOT lol#last year was harrowing and this time around i am more prepared and i WILL not end up at the bottom of the hole again#sorry i need to give myself this pep talk bc i hear the music outside and fuck i wanna drink and smoke weed 😔😔😔😔😔😔
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I have a lot of unfair resentment towards the two of them bc I was Going Through It the whole time I was in van and there’s so much shit I didn’t tell my best friend about bc I knew she wasn’t in a place to support me. And I don’t think it would have changed anything if I’d spoken about it, maybe it would have made things worse bc she would’ve felt like I expected support, but. I felt like I was holding up the sky for them with a huge gash in my side and got told off for bleeding on them.
#I also came about as close as I probably ever will to telling my mother about the CSA I went through#in the context of ‘mom what the fuck do I do about being triggered at work where I can’t go hide in a room with music blasting’#and she a) did not have any helpful suggestions (thanks pal) and b) has never been like ‘hey so when you said you were being triggered by X#news story….what did that mean?’#loved the Boy’s Club feeling of the delivery bay but cis men sure will just talk about shit!!#as tho it’s a thought experiment and not someone present’s lived experience!!#and yes sure I could say something (and I did when one of my coworker wouldnt shut up about something even more objectionable) but like.#I didn’t really want to air out my trauma with a bunch of dudes I barely knew!!!#years and years ago a counselor accused me of ‘wanting someone to look after me’ and like.#YEAH. YEAH BITCH I FUCKING WOULD LIKE THAT.#I feel about as emotionally supported as I’ve ever been right now so that’s good#it doesn’t change the fact I’ve been kind of left to drown my whole life#sorry im a weak little needy baby who would really like someone to toss me a life preserver!!
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i hate this day and age of media where we're so afraid of characters doing ANYTHING that make them come off as remotely unlikable...
#if you dont like characters who are mean sometimes without proper causation bc theyre human beings and humans are messy!!#then im sorry to say you are weak and will not survive the winter#i'm gonna keep enjoying characters who are huge fucking bitches idc
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wonderful, one of those times where everything i’ve pushed down just bubbles up. great.
#one of my teachers today started comparing me and my older brother and i straight up felt like i wanted to cry#it’s mortifying being the dumb one#because everyone expects you to be great when i’m just…average.#i don’t know where i fit in#not online or offline#like i just feel like i don’t belong anywhere#and i never know how to be vocal about my problems because everyone always assumes i want attention and i don’t#i went to the school psychologist today who’s the closest thing i have to therapy but she isn’t required to be tight lipped#and i wish i could vocalize this#i don’t even think id be able to tell a therapist this because im a weak piece of shit#another thing that bugs me is how when my brother came out my parents were soooo proud of him and my aunts were so proud too#which good dor him#but when i came out as bi i was yelled at and told i was too young to know and that i was just making it up#everything just hurts right now#i hate school#i don’t have the motivation to go to clubs i enjoy#i don’t have the motivation to engage in activities i enjoy#and i know i can’t tell my doctor any of this when i elf checked up because my moms gonna interject with “BuT YoU NevEr ToLd Me!”#and it’s gonna be another “you want attention” thing#i still remember when i used to journal and my mom went through it and screamed at me for two hours because i mentioned being suicidal#never journaled again#idk how to copd honestly#and then i feel like a brat because they do nice things jit then they use it against me#i hate it#i’m just going through a lot this week#sorry#o know you guys are getting tired of my dumb ass bitching
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im so close to being free from heeeellll
#aka dealing with my city being a bunch of bastards <33#like be mean or snide to my mom again & i /will/ become a rabid dog uwu#after the 14th we're free for their fuckery at least!!!!!!!#so maybe MAYBE#a bitch (me) can watch some movies i haven't seen :3 namely bl@de & bl@de ii possibly some others#bc im caught up on al!En (minus 3 & 4 bc FUCK those movies fr). i can hopefully see romul-s!!!!#i wanna see deadp00l & w0lverine pls g o d#speaking fo them---is this al my time to rewatch xm3n movies >:3 bwuahahah MAYHAPS#will we skip l@st stand. apocalypse. l0gan. & dark ph0enix? absolutely. bc fuck all of those movies collectively & individually#granted my may watch apoc SOLELY for Charles & peter my beloved morons#ive also gotta rewatch the v3nom ffiillmmsss but where the fuck is carnage streaming >:(( let me see eddie being my beloved moron#with his weird symbi0te husband who hates him but also loves hiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#can we tell im chatty today because i feel human today? ASKJSHJKASFKJSF IM SO SORRY#ALSO TO CALRIFY L0GAN ISNT A BAD MOVIE!!! ITS JSUT HEARTBREAKIGN & IM WEAK OF BITCH!!#ripley rambles
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Thanos headcanons | (NSFW)
Pairing: Thanos (Choi Su bong/player 230) x Fem!reader
Genre: smut, headcanons
Warning: dead dove do not eat, noncon, you get forced to take drugs, cum eating, groping, Thanos is a huge asshole. might be more but im too lazy to write it down
A/N: not proof read.
Thanos, the man that comes up to you during the endless questions the guards received before the first game. calling you "senorita" and asking you to join him and his friend during the games. you declined, making him tsk and walk away.
Thanos, the man you stared at in fear during red light green light. he pushed down a row of people, pushing them to their death. he just stared at you back and winked, as if he did it to impress you.
Thanos, the man that approached you right after the game ended. asking you to join him and his newly formed team. the 5 people stood over you eerily, scaring you into saying yes.
Thanos, the man that kicked out gyeong su during the team game. whispering into your ear, "I saved you baby" before sitting down onto the floor with the other 3 people in the team.
Thanos, the man that scares you to your core, he's unpredictable. kicking out someone from the team without a second thought but then running to him when he makes out alive. explaining how it was an accident.
Thanos, the man that says outloud "so y/n! whatcha gonna do for me, y'know..as a thanks for not kicking you out of my team." his voice was loud and annoying..but you knew deep down he had meant it with dark intentions.
Thanos, the man that will force his weird pills into your mouth right before the lights go off. telling you it helps with sleeping well.
Thanos, the man that insists on sharing a bed tonight because you're "deeeeefiantly scared"
Thanos, the man that gropes your ass and the rest of your body when the lights go off. whispering into your ear " I know you want this.." his dark voice filling your eardrums
Thanos, the man that slips his finger into your pussy, aggressively pumping them in and out, ruining your delicate insides until you cum all over his fingers.
Thanos, the man that will bring his fingers to your mouth. the ones that were just inside of you, he commands you to eat your own cum unless you want him to kill you that second.
Thanos, the man that will sneak into the bathroom with you to fuck you, using your disassociated state (from the drugs) as an excuse to reorganize your insides. explaining to you later when you sob into your hand infront of him that you 'never said no'
Thanos, the man that jerks off in the bathroom to the thought of your distressed state. you were so weak and small he wanted to ruin your entire life.
Thanos, the man that you overheard talking with his friend. slut shaming you, explaining how this entire time youve been begging for his cock. but you know its not true, when all you've been doing is begging him to stop
Thanos, the man that abandons you during mingle. leaving you to fend for yourself. and when you get upset at him for his, his excuse was "my team and I decided we don't want dirty whores with us. you might rub off on us. sorrry!"
Thanos, the man that slaps you infront of every in the room when you try to confront him. "bitch! you tryna ruin my life or whaaat? I never touched you! I'd never touch a dumb drooling slut like you"
Thanos, the man that groped your tits that night. whispering sweet nothings into your ear, explaining how he was 'sorry' for being so cruel and that he'd made it up to you with his cock.
Thanos, the man that you wished nothing but death upon. you were nothing but ecstatic when he had finally died.
Another note: I think I made him too much of a bitch and ooc idk...this was rushed and lazily made bc I just wanna push something out and idk if I'll write a longer fic today hshshsh ILL MAKE A PROPER THANOS FIC SOON I SWEAR sorry if this sucked.
TAGLIST: @pollys-doublelife @gongyoosgf
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“Say please”
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Bangchan x reader:
Warnings: (Dom Chan, rough, choking) MDNI!
You made a mistake.
A big mistake.
You let out a gasp as you were roughly pinned against the wall, the strong veiny hand wrapped around your throat being the culprit of your current position.
“Chan…” you sputtered in shock at the sudden act of dominance your boyfriend bestowed upon you. “Yeah baby?” He hummed while leaning towards you with a look of hunger in his eyes.
“W-What’s gotten into you…” you stuttered still in shock.
“Oh nothing except the fact that my girl has been nothing but a damn brat all day thinking she could get away with it...” He said while squeezing his fingers tighter around your throat.
“You’ve had such a bad attitude all day baby…and you know I don’t tolerate that.” He spat. Your eyes widened slightly. “Chan…I’m sorry…” you whimpered softly. Looking into his eyes with a look of defeat.
“Aww but baby…” He said while his hand left your throat and moved up to lift your chin. “It’s a little too late for that now…” He said softly before he flipped you around, and pushed your chest against the wall. He grabbed your hips and began to grind into you.
“You feel that?” He said as you felt the menacing bulge of his jeans grind against your thinly covered pussy. “Walking around in nothing but a t-shirt and panties, you were just begging to get fucked huh?” He spat out while roughly smacking his hand against your ass.
You moaned at the impact and pushed your ass further against him. He spanked you again. “Nah baby, if you want this cock you’re gonna have to fucking beg for it.” He said while keeping you in place.
“But-“
“I said beg.” He spat.
“Chris…please..” you mumbled.
“Please what y/n?”
“Please fuck me…” you said shyly.
“What was that baby? I couldn’t hear you..”
“Please fuck me Chris, please!” You groaned in defeat.
He chucked softly. “Good girl.” He said before unbuckling his belt and pulling out his cock. “You’re so fucking wet baby…” He spoke while trailing his fingers up and down your soaked through underwear. “Is this why you were being such a brat?”
“Just needed that pussy pounded huh?” He groaned while sliding your panties down your legs. “Well I got what you need baby, I’m gonna fuck that attitude right out of you.” You moaned at his words and the feeling of him rubbing the tip of his cock against your pussy. He slowly pushed in and you gasped at the feeling of his big cock stretching you open.
“Oh fuck...” you moaned out as he slowly filled you to the hilt. He grunted and slowly pulled out before slamming into you again. “Yeah? This is what you needed baby? Me to put you in your fucking place? You wanted to act like such a bitch, I’ll treat you like one.” He grunted while slamming his hips against your ass.
The sound his belt clanking, skin slapping and the squelch of his cock sliding in and out of your pussy filled the room. “So fucking wet…you’re drenching me baby…take it, fucking take it.” He groaned while pounding faster into you.
“C-Chris...” you gasped as you braced yourself against the wall, your tits bouncing up and down underneath your shirt from the intensity of his thrusts. Having no choice but to feel his cock continuously split you open.
He chuckled and gripped your hips tighter continuing to slam into you. “I…I think I’m gonna…” You moaned out. “You gonna cum baby? You gonna cum for me? Beg me to let you cum or I’ll stop.” He groaned.
“Fuck…Chris please, please let me come! I’m sorry baby please…” you said in desperation as your orgasm began to creep up on you. He groaned in approval and began to fuck into you even rougher with the animalistic urge to fill you up.
“Cum for me y/n, cum all over my cock.” You moaned loudly and clenched tightly around him, finally letting go and feeling your legs begin to go weak. Your eyes rolled back as he held you in place and fucked you through it, feeling your slickness wet his cock even more.
“Fuck Y/N…I’m gonna cum. I’m gonna fucking cum.” Chan moaned while regaining his pace, slamming into you.
“Fuck yeah. I’m gonna fill you up, I’m gonna fucking fill you up.”
“Fucking take it.”
“Oh fuck…” He grunted shuddering and slamming deep inside of you filling you up to the brim. You could feel his warm cum spurting into your pussy and around his cock. “Fuck…” he groaned while staying tightly pressed against you.
He slowly pulled out and smirked when he saw his cum begin to leak out of you and slowly drip down your legs. You were half conscious at this point when he turned your head towards him and pressed his lips against yours. You could feel his love in the kiss despite his demeanor just a few seconds ago.
Chan held your chin and kissed you passionately before slowly pulling away, leaving you even further in a dazed state.
“So did you learn your lesson?”
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