absolutely obsessed over kotlc like five years ago and forgot it existed, but i had so many headcannons and now whenever i think i should do a reread, i lose interest because i realises it’s not the version in my head.
like, the perfect son/cursed son dynamics of fitz x dex, sophiana literally sharing a bed in neverseen, tam and keefe “hating” each other and always teasing the other’s hair, the fire/water imagery of linh x marella.
- The group finds out Sophie and Keefe are dating.
-Marellinh is already a thing.
- Fitz becomes angry and sad
- Dex goes to comfort him (apparently) and they start to hang out. (The other half of Keeper of the Lost Prepositions on Ao3, by @squishmallow36) This causee thrm to bond and Detz happens
- Sophie and Keefe finally figure out that they are anything but straight and quickly break up. They go in separate ways.
-Sophie and Biana become besties and SoBiana becomes a thing.
-Keefe and Tam start to hang out with the Detz couple and they talk about finding their lovers and stuff (at least something like that) and then Keefe and Tam find out they have feelings for each other and... Kam is born.
sign in the mens bathroom: you dont need a mirror, you’re a MAN
dex, on his knees on the marble floor in tears with mascara running down his face: but what if biana vacker just did your makeup and then you had a panic attack and youre worried it smudged?!
fitz, talking from inside a bathroom stall (sarcastically): only FAKE men care if they look like shit
biana, from outside the bathroom: real men KNOW they look like shit ALL THE TIME
Random idea, which KOTLC character use which social media the most
Sophie: Pinterest prob, needs images and esthetics to calm herself down
Dex: Tumblr. He has the chaos of Tumblr in him.
Fitz: I’d say Discord, he uses social to talk with the people, not for anything else.
Keefe: I’m not sure. TikTok I’d say. He’s def a video format guy, and there are so many things, he would find every niche and jump from one to another.
Biana: she’s an influencer on Insta. Showing herself, pretty pictures, encouraging people to accept their bodies as she accepted her scars, makeup and hair tutorials.
Tam: is he on social media? YouTube. He talks. Found his way to explain what goes in his head, he makes long videos about very special interests. Probably turns off the comments.
Linh: Pinterest. Shares pictures of her water sculptures, of every beautiful landscape she finds.
Stina: starts drama on Twitter/X.
Marella: on Twitter/X too, sometimes takes part in dramas, sometimes just watching them with popcorn. And goes on Tumblr to laugh and cope.
Maruca: has every social, likes everyone’s post, sometimes shares her most random thoughts in Instagram Stories.
Wylie: not a fan of social media, spends some time on Pinterest, on Instagram, doesn’t post anything.
Jensi: uh. Good question. He was on X but ended up thinking people were definitely too stupid, so moved to just looks at the comments (and sometimes add some) under YouTube shorts probably.
When I read kotlc I genuinely thought sophiana was a ship I completely made up and that no one else would agree with me because I had yet to discover that ships don’t have to be canon for them to be valid