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[returntodreamland]

waow

[elenthyaolyenths]

Crowley, *blushing*: Ha! No way. I am a professional. Very professional, me.

Aziraphale: ... ... .... *raise eyebrows*

Crowley, *blushing A LOT*: ...Yeah. Still hurts. But my way is funnier, Angel.

Aziraphale: Oh dear. 🥺🙄😌

Couldn't get my own joke out of my head. So...

Well. It is not as if I have a bunch of Daily Challenge prompts + One Big Tribute WIP (something about Ice Skating.... :-p) waiting for me. No. Noooooo.

Ineffable Gymnast AU Daily Prompt? Here I GO.

[im-literally-so-dun]

I don't even listen to mcr, but I have the sudden desire to acquire a wedding dress, spatter fake blood on it, and listen to three cheers for sweet revenge

[xoluvx]

You should give us a Halloween costume reveal 😗

omg i’d love toooo 💖

i still don’t know what i’m gonna do 😭 ..

[ratcandy]

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

[inganikki]

Ryoko Kui saying that modern day Laios would be a minimum wage retail worker... she gets it. I'm so thankful. Laios, king of being bad at job interviews. Do you think that man would be on LinkedIn networking? No! He's very smart and capable, we know that, but he would NOT be good at selling himself in today's job market. I love him. I relate to him so bad!

[everwalldigan]

I love hitting characters with the trans beam but I love it even more when the implications of that are 10 times funnier than their presumed cis identities. EXHIBIT A: Richard “Dick” Grayson.

Dick, filing his legal documents with Bruce: okay you’re gonna scratch that name and write down “Richard”. But everyone will call me Dick

Bruce: …are you sure about that

Dick: did I stutter

Bruce: it’s a… really outdated name chum the kids at school aren’t gonna be nice about it

Dick: I. don’t. Care. Are you gonna write that down or should I go do the paperwork with the WE lawyers tomorrow?

Bruce: okay okay fine… if that’s what makes you happy…

Dick: this is gonna be the funniest thing I have ever done in my life

[ayo-edebiri]

ILONA MAHER as LUISA MADRIGAL

Dancing With The Stars (33x06)

[stingrachelmha]

Hello, Toshination. Follow for more Dad Might truthing

[maxanor]

AEGON II TARGARYEN & SUNFYRE in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season 2, Episode 4, "The Red Dragon and the Gold"

[t00thpasteface]

i am unironically obsessed with adam west batman not only trying to be a good dad to robin, but actually succeeding. also love robin's insane energy levels and his ability to go from seething bloodlust to manic glee in record time. i think any superman worth his S would fit right into the family ^_^

[kendricksilver]

Forte is a one-to-one cut out of your standard, perfect knight.

She’s fiercely loyal and would be willing to drop kick anyone at a moment’s notice dare they try and cross her or the people she cares for.

She loves her job. She revolves her life around it.

Sure, ever since Kiel moved out it’s been a bit quiet.

But she has always liked the quiet.

Quiet meant peaceful.

Sure, she misses the noise around the house that would indicate someone was around.

But that doesn’t mean anything.

Forte? Dragon Knight, protector of Selphia? Lonely?

Impossible.

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Leon thinks he has it made.

It’s a shift in what he once considered normal.

But that’s to be expected when tossed era to era like a child’s plaything, wasn’t it?

There’s that one loose end that’s always tugging at his mind.

Begging him to let it consume his waking thoughts.

What with how it still lingers around his brain in the early dawn and late dusk; perhaps it won’t be content with just his waking hours for much longer.

But that’s fine as well. He’s come to peace with it, he has, really. No need to get anyone worried.

He very clearly has it all under control by himself.

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I felt like I should mention this here, now that I have a blog~

This is a passion project I made with the encouragement (*cough* a mildly threatening contract) of @nefarious-smartass (who also did the summary above) and decided to post. I'm not exactly sure if much of an audience exists for this, but here it is!

What went from a conversation about me reluctantly shipping Forte and Leon somehow turned into a retelling of Leon's marriage event but with a slow burn Forte x Leon twist (Also some side Frey x Kiel, because I love those two). It's a whole lot of Leon being smug and Forte wanting to stab him, all while Leon has a downward spiral. Forte also gets one of those "seriously, I fell in love with him of all people?" moments. So, if you're into that...

[imaginaryskeleton]

Accidentally becoming a Batfam twitter account

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4

[schizononagesimus]

unsure why practically an entire chabad is in my cafe today but there's nothing like writing lesbian porn next to the people from your former religious cult who kicked you out of said cult for being gay