#Sonichu 9

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RED AND BLACK TOURNAMENT: ROUND ONE UNDERWAY

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Bracket 1

Ruby Rose (RWBY) vs. Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)

Mello (Death Note) vs. Rhaenyra Targaryern (House of the Dragon)

Kuga Yuma (World Trigger) vs. Kiki (Kiki’s Delivery Service)

Clifford (Clifford the Big Red Dog) vs. Dracula (Castlevania)

Kai Satou (Your Turn to Die) vs. Ladybugs/Ladybirds (real life)

Zuko (Avatar: the Last Airbender) vs. Kuro (Katamari)

Kate (Shadows House) vs. The Cat (Ghost Trick)

Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch (Marvel comics) vs. Red X (Teen Titans)

Elric of Melniboné (The Elric Saga/Michael Moorcock’s Eternal Champion Multiverse) vs. Naomi Armitage (Armitage the Third)

Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) vs. Keith Kogane (Voltron: Legendary Defenders)

Lance (Sym Bionic Titan) vs. Panpeus (Gitaroo Man)

Six-Eared Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid) vs. Flick (Animal Crossing)

Watchdog (Jupiter-Men) vs. Crowley (Good Omens)

Eye of Sauron (Lord of the Rings) vs. Ylfa Snorgelsson (Dimension 20: Neverafter)

Razer (Jak X: Combat Racing) vs. Kieran Valentine (Monster High: Why Do Ghouls Fall In Love?)

Wei Wuxian (The Untamed/MDZS) vs. Giant Horse (Breath of the Wild)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs. Black Sonichu/Blake (CWC’s Sonichu)

Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon) vs. The Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)

Ada Wong (Resident Evil) vs. Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)

Tophat (The Nightly Manor) vs. Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)

Parr Family/The Incredibles (The Incredibles) vs. Pioneer 9 (17776 and 20020)

Guilmon (Digimon) vs. Julian Devorak (The Arcana)

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) vs. Sundancer (Worm - Parahumans)

HAL 9000 (2001: A Space Oddyssey) vs. Eas (Fresh Precure)

Harley Quinn (DC comics) vs. Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)

Scorpia (She-ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Redcloak (Order of the Stick)

Scarlet Kingsnake (real life) vs. Hornet (Hollow Knight)

Maka Albarn (Soul Eater) vs. Toa Tahu (Bionicle)

Thorn (Scooby Doo and the Witch’s Ghost) vs. Litten (Pokémon)

Maned Wolf (real life) vs. Orko (He-Man)

Rebecca Rubin (American Girl Dolls) vs. Lucifer (Obey Me)

Death the Wolf/The Wolf/Lobo/Death etc. (Puss in Boots: the Last Wish) vs. Joker (Persona 5) Bracket 2

Miles Morales/Spiderman (Marvel comics) vs. Cynder (Spyro)

Edelgard von Hresvelg (Fire Emblem franchise) vs. Sanguine (The Elder Scrolls)

Artegor Nexus (Galactik Football) vs. Beidou (Genshin Impact)

Barb (Trolls) vs. Mao Mao (Mao Mao Heroes of Pure Heart)

Wrathion, the Black Prince (World of Warcraft) vs. Vox Akuma (Nijisanji En)

Romeo (Minecraft: Story Mode) vs. Hua Cheng (Heaven Official’s Blessing/TGCF)

Sharkface (Red vs. Blue) vs. Ashley (WarioWare)

Carmen Sandiego (Carmen Sandiego) vs. Beatrice (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)

Claire Stanfield/Felix Walken (Baccano!) vs. Deathgripper (How to Train your Dragon)

Default Mii Brawler (Super Smash Bros Ultimate) vs. Silver (Pokemon franchise)

Joui Jouki (Ordem Paranormal) vs. Banica Conchita (Evillious Chronicles)

Dreadking Rathalos (Monster Hunter Generations) vs. Black Widow Spider (real life)

Celestia Ludenberg (Danganronpa) vs. Gira/Kuwagata Ohger (Ohsama Sentai: King Ohger)

Garnet (Steven Universe) vs. Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Scott Summers/Cyclops (X-men) vs. Heather Chandler (Heathers)

Lon (Sendokai champions) vs. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Darth Maul (Star Wars) vs. Defective Turret (Portal 2)

Easthies (Witch Hat Atelier) vs. Grim (Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)

Zagreus (Hades) vs. Freddy Kreuger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Black Rose Dragon (Yu-Gi-Oh!) vs. Marian Hawke (Dragon Age 2)

Michael Burnham (Stark Trek franchise) vs. Mapo Tofu (Food Fantasy)

Flapjack (The Owl House) vs. Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug (Miraculous Ladybug)

Red-winged Blackbird (real life) vs. Pucca (Pucca)

Overblot Riddle (Twisted Wonderland) vs. Quattro Bajeena (Mobile Suit Gundam franchise)

Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) vs. Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder)

Sigmund Sinclair (The Reckoning) vs. Vash the Stampede (Trigun 98/Trigun Maximum)

Ranma Saotome (Ranma ½) vs. Valerie Gray (Danny Phantom)

Mephone 4s (Inanimate Insanity) vs. Regina (Doki Doki Precure)

Mordecai Heller (Lackadaisy) vs. Sideswipe (Transformers G1)

Satan (Lil Nas X’s Montero music video, and also Christianity or something) vs. Zealot Carmainerose (Epic 7)

Zero (Code Geass) vs. Yor Briar (Spy x Family)

Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy franchise) vs. Ryuko Matoi (Kill la Kill)

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March

2 March - Chris streams Christ Chan Live Stream: YouTube Video Watching.

5 March - Chris gets himself featured in the daily community soapbox of Equestria Daily as a joke, before having his content scrubbed.

8 March - BABSCon emails Chris to inform him that he and his friend have been banned from the 2024 convention and all subsequent events. An upset Chris replies back but fails to persuade staff to undo the ban.[1]

9 March

Chris sulks on Twitter over his negative reputation[2] and tweets an angry remark about BABSCon.[3]

Chris livestreams Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2.

16 March - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan Bloom.

17 March - Chris marks Sonichu Day but tells his audience that he considers it the day he discovered Sonichu, and that the birthday is 20 April (a retconned belief he has held since the Idea Guys).[4]

18 March

Chris rants yet again on MLP Generation 5 in Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff.

Chris is spotted at River Ridge Mall being interviewed.[5]

Chris signs the Certificate of Authenticity for a round of official Sonichu Amiibo.[6]

23 March - Chris is spotted at TJ Maxx with Flutter.[7]

24 March - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Yo Ya.

27 March - The first anniversary of Chris's release from Central Virginia Regional Jail.

31 March - OfficialCWCmart starts selling the Sonichu Amiibo.[8]

[sonyshock]

You do a lot of fanart so question: Anything you're a fan of you haven't done fanart of?

That's a good question. For as much fanart as I do, truth is almost a half of a life doing nothing but commissions and work has left me with very little time to do things for fun, so I don't have a lot of things I'd say I'm a fan of... Most of my fanart is driven by the feeling I have a twist to give it, so sometimes things I like I just don't feel like I have something to say about it, and other times I draw things I am not a fan of because I feel I can give it an interesting twist. That said, let me see if I can think of something:

😼I'd like to do some art of Cool Cat (I like trainwrecks) 🍓I want to try to redesign Skysoar from the Sonichu comics, although drawing anything Sonichu related comes with some baggage no matter what you think about the whole Chris Chan phenomena. 👹I want to redesign monsters from Palworld! So many of them have something I can feel I can work with but are stuck in 'we frankestein-ed pokemon together' hell. 🧩There's this DS Game I've been playing in my effort to become less of a hopeless workaholic called 'Henry Hatsworth in the puzzling adventure' and I might draw something about it. There is some toxic old man yaoi going on there~ 👾Digimon has a lot of fun designs and I should totally draw for it, too! Also Myotismon 😳 🎶Everybody should have their own version of Miku~ 🍴I like the Promised Neverland, but it does not have a lot of things I LIKE to draw in it (even if it is a gorgeous manga). Krone tho. I love Krone. She was fun and powerful and tragic. 🐈Mewgenics, definitely! This one is a weird one because I am part of the development team as an artist, but there's things I want to draw but am waiting for the game to release. I don't want to mix my own takes with the actual work and create weird expectations. Also spoilers. 👽I have drawn some Alien 9 fanart but I do want to draw more 🐶This is for other artist but something involving CanisAlbus' gay tragic dogs would be nice~ There's even other artists whose OCs I like a lot lately I'd love to try my hand on.

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Gancho Alto es un verdadero movimiento, pero no Pisotón de Tacón, aunque sí existe Pisotón, y como Angélica usa tacones, Chris hizo el chiste. Tampoco existe Pico Taladro de Acero, pero sí Pico Taladro. A pesar de que Angélica es Volador/Eléctrico, no la vemos usar ataques de esos tipos, prefiriendo ataques Lucha y Acero. Y mira que Eléctrico sería apropiado por su ventaja contra enemigos…

[yeonchi]

Kisekae Insights #32: My Little Pony Part 2 (Jee Gun and Storm Dasher – Equestria Girls)

(A story in 4 slides – original text removed and recreated for optimised picture format)

Back when my personal project got going, I was creating self-insert OCs for the shows I adapted into it. My Little Pony is no exception. Following on from Doctor Whooves and the Pony Doctor were Jee Gun and Storm Dasher; Storm Dasher underwent major evolutions as the years passed while Jee Gun went forgotten until Equestria Girls gave the perfect opportunity for him to be reintroduced before later making his way back into the main universe.

Chris-chan does get his five extra seasons of Friendship is Magic, but it’s heavily mired in tokusatsu. Regardless, settle in for the ride.

World of Equestria Girls – Minato-Sugaru Island

Before I talk about Jee Gun and Storm Dasher I want to talk about the setting for Equestria Girls in my personal project. Chris-chan believed that Canterlot High was located in either Foggy Bottom, Maryland (Sonichu 12-9) or Baltimore (Twitter, possibly due to BronyCon being held there yearly). I don’t agree with either; the Equestria Girls universe is located in a different place known as Minato-Sugaru Island (港携島, the 携 kanji as in “mobile phone” 携帯 is never pronounced as すがる according to the dictionaries but Google Translate and JMnedict seem to have it as a reading when used in names, like university professor Sugaru Hiramatsu).

I’m not good at drawing maps, so I’ll try to describe the island as best as I can. The island is split between the Minato and Sugaru sides by the Ziyu River (子瑜河). The main city of the southern Minato side is Shokatsu City (諸葛市), which is also the island’s capital city, while the main city of the northern Sugaru side is Canterlot City (written in Kanji as 歩馬城 but pronounced as キャンタロット). Think of it as like Macau but with smaller bridges. Kōmei Bay (孔明湾) is located to the south of the island.

The main districts of the island are as below, along with some of the notable locations in each district:

Canterlot City (歩馬城/キャンタロットシティ)

Takaseki-ku (高席区) – Sci-Twi’s house, Crystal Prep Academy  

Kenen-ku (軒轅区) – Jee Gun/Sunset Shimmer’s apartment, Antique Shop Omokagedo, Suishiryō Athletics Field (named after the Chu Shi Biao)

Kanmyōji-ku (関廟寺区) – Sweet Apple Acres (Applejack’s house/entrance to the Rabbit Hutch), Guan Yu Temple, abandoned warehouse district

Kiriha-ku (桐葉区) – Canterlot Mall, Schwarzer Magic Café, Carousel Boutique

Kanakura-ku (金倉区) – Mt Kanakura, Canterlot City Science Museum, Planetarium and Observatory

Seia-ku (星亜区) – Canterlot High, Seia Hill, Fluttershy’s house, Dasher Arekawa/Rainbow Dash’s house

The main part of the city is split between Kiriha-ku, Takaseki-ku and Kanakura-ku

Shokatsu City (諸葛市)

Shukuchō-ku (叔長区) – Shokatsu City Town Centre, V city, Minato-Sugaru Central Hospital

Genson-ku (元遜区) – Zhongshen Bridge Coliseum, Minato-Sugaru Police Headquarters, Genson Airport

Bosong-ku (伯松区) – Minato-Sugaru City Hall, Shokatsu Park, Shokatsu Central High School

Jiyū-ku (自由区) – Kōmei Bay Symbol Tower, Waterfront, Beach

Dōmei-ku (道明区) – Nothing of note

Shokatsu City is somewhat based on Tuen Mun in Hong Kong

Other cities and towns

Gongxiu City (公休市) – Futiao Ferry Pier, Ocean Walk

Langya City (琅邪市) – 9TO5, Pegasus Gentlemen’s Club

Jungong City (君貢市) – Quarries, Mt Jungong

Wolonggang (臥龍崗町) – Wolonggang Academy

The multi-coloured natives living on Minato-Sugaru Island are the Sugamina or the Suganuma, depending on whether you are on the Minato or Sugaru sides of the island. Until recent years, Minato-Sugaru Island was an unofficially recognised Commonwealth external territory and transport in and out of the island required government approval. This was because there were fears that immigration in and out of the island would cause unwanted racial tensions. I mean, just look at all the skin colours of the Sugamina/Suganuma living on the island. Of course, the Crystal Mirror is another way in and out of the island, but a side effect is that you would turn from human to pony and vice versa.

The island is a left-wing paradise/centre-left utopia but without all the toxicity of politics in general or left-right resistance, hence there was still room for freedom (with masks) during the coronavirus pandemic. The culture of this island is quite sexually liberated (if Derpibooru is any indication) so the government has spent a substantial amount of money on things related to sexual health. There’s a mish-mash of Eastern and Western culture as well with Chinese and Japanese influence in the names of cities and districts; in fact, a lot of places in the Minato side of the island are named after the Zhuge family tree of Langya.

Initially, it was not stated whether Minato-Sugaru Island was in the same universe as Equestria, so for all anyone knew, it could have been a parallel universe. This would be confirmed in 2018 with the island’s appearance in Kamen Rider Decade. Soulbound Series 3 and 4 would contain stories featuring characters from Equestria Girls, then Kamen Rider Zi-O would be fully set on the island.

Progenitor of Dreams – Jee Gun

Jee Gun is the counterpart of Hiroki Ichigo in Equestria who came into existence as a result of the Fourth Doctor’s explosive regeneration that also created Doctor Whooves and the Pony Doctor. His English name is based on the Cantonese pronunciation of his Chinese name and it is reflected in the Japanese katakana pronunciation. Jee Gun was created as an Earth pony who remained a “blank flank” as he grew up, which was rather stigmatised in Equestria, and became socially awkward as a result.

After being created from the Fourth Doctor's regeneration into the Fifth Doctor, the colt who would become Jee Gun ended up near the village of Sakabakawa in southern Equestria when he was found by an old pony who took him in and raised him as his son. He didn't know many ponies outside of the village because he was shy. When the old pony died, he told Jee Gun to “get out there and meet a few ponies”. He took the money the old pony left him and went off to do just that, settling in Ponyville and making a living for himself while also doing some studying on the side.

Jee Gun’s first and only appearance in Doctor Who was in the Series 3 story Paradox Love Revelation, where he becomes heartbroken after seeing Spike giving a gift to his crush, Rarity, whom he had met at some point during his time in Ponyville (by some miracle). He was found acting strangely by the Doctor, Doctor Whooves and the Pony Doctor before he proceeded to regenerate into a new prototype.

Following his initial appearance in 2012, Jee Gun would appear again the next year in Jee Gun’s Human Nature, created to complement the release of the first Equestria Girls movie. Set twenty moons before his debut, Jee Gun would be sent to the human world to assist Twilight Sparkle in her mission to recover the Element of Magic, but a glitch with the Crystal Mirror causes his memories to be placed in a fob watch. He is then found by Storm Dasher’s counterpart in the human world and various shenanigans ensue. Jee Gun becomes like the Master after opening the fob watch before the ponification of the Humane Six calms him down. Yeah, I don’t understand how I wrote this either. It’s another ripoff of the BBC Series 3 finale.

Another year later, I finally decided to address the question of what happened to Jee Gun after his regeneration by creating Magical Tachibana and writing the pilot for it, but nothing more. As you know, The Tachibana Series is a series whose main protagonists are descended from the namesake family whose ancestors worked in the police force. Magical Tachibana is one of the spinoffs of the series and its protagonist is Yūki Tachibana, a detective from the Tokyo Metropolitan Police who is transferred to the island similar to Death in Paradise.

The Magical Tachibana pilot adapts Deep Breath and also lines up with the release of Rainbow Rocks. Following his regeneration, Jee Gun manifests (as a Sugamina) on one of Princess Celestia’s ships that had just abandoned Hiroki Ichigo during the Ōsaka Campaign (because Celestia believed that it was too late to stop him and his intensifying insanity). He managed to find an escape pod and set off, but it got swung into prehistoric Earth and was eaten by a female T-rex before it got swung to Minato-Sugaru Island in the present day. The Clockwork Droids of the original episode are replaced by the Dazzlings and at the end, Adagio is apparently seen impaled on a building in Bosong-ku, but it is revealed later in Soulbound Series 3 that she either was resurrected or she actually missed being impaled and survived as a result. With the entire case being investigated by the Minato-Sugaru Police’s Special Investigations Unit led by the newly-transfered Yūki Tachibana, Jee Gun is offered to join the SID along with Sunset Shimmer as his informant (they met in an alley where Jee Gun stole Sunset’s jacket off her). In hindsight, given what the world would learn about the police in the coming years, I probably should have done an adaptation of Kamen Rider Fourze instead.

Jee Gun and Equestria Girls would make a return in the Moushouden Series, cementing its position in relation to My Little Pony in my personal project. After SID tragically closed a case in which Jee Gun failed to convince a terrorist to renounce his ways before he killed fifty people along with himself in a suicide attack, Jee Gun decided to quit the police force, with Sunset following suit as well. A month of soul-searching later, Jee Gun adopted a new persona similar to that of Gentaro Kisaragi, wanting to befriend everyone on Minato-Sugaru Island at any cost. Though some people were resistant to his idealistic and eccentric attitude, many people come to respect or even love it as Jee Gun continued to befriend people.

One day, Jee Gun met a scientist named Starsong Dreamer and saved him from being attacked by the Zodiarts. As thanks, Jee Gun was given the Fourze Driver and was told to fight as Kamen Rider Fourze because the scientist was unable to use it in his current condition. Starsong Dreamer would continue to support Jee Gun as he formed the Kamen Rider Club, with its members mostly being people whose counterparts were Earth ponies in Equestria, such as Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Big McIntosh, Maud Pie, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

For a long time I never thought about Jee Gun’s human form, even though it would be obvious as to what he would look like. I did a concept version in 2018 and a proper one in Kisekae for this instalment; given how Jee Gun would become Kamen Rider Fourze from Kamen Rider Decade onwards, his appearance and personality are based off of Gentaro Kisaragi, but with a childish/preteen/simpleton-ish twist to it. It’s a far cry from his demeanour in Magical Tachibana, but it’s the depiction of Jee Gun that I prefer.

Now, since Jee Gun moved from Friendship is Magic to Equestria Girls, you would think that the other side would have a counterpart that moved the opposite way. That wouldn’t be addressed until 2019 with Soulbound Series 3 and as such, we’ll cover his story when we get to that series. Because I didn’t want to create a cutie mark for the originally blank-flanked Jee Gun, I just used Fourze’s logo for his new FiM counterpart.

Champion of the Galaxy – Storm Dasher

Storm Dasher was the Pegasus prototype that resulted from Jee Gun’s regeneration and in his debut story, he played a significant role in repelling the Kikuchi Clan from Equestria. He took a liking to Rainbow Dash during that adventure and at the end, gained a cutie mark that was a recolour to that of hers, which led him to rename himself Storm Dasher. Over the coming weeks, as Dasher learned how to be a Pegasus, he took a temp job at the Golden Oak Library and got to know everyone more, including Rainbow Dash, who gradually warmed to him. The two Pegasi would eventually marry each other.

When Antoni stole the 27 planets to power the reality bomb, Equestria was one of those planets. Dasher and the Mane Six meet at the Canterlot Security Department, which would later be known as UNIT Equestria, where they hear the Daleks’ message for all the planets. Shining Armor planned to surrender Equestria to the Daleks but Dasher refused; later, the ponies join the Children of Time as they try to call the Doctor before the scientist ponies send Dasher to where the Doctor is.

Unbeknownst to everyone, Derpy, who had reawoken as the DoctorDerpy, had managed to get to the Doctor herself as well by sneaking into the Canterlot Security Department and teleporting herself away in a similar manner to Dasher. While Dasher managed to join the Doctor, the TARDIS was dropped into the centre core of the Crucible with him still inside. The TARDIS console opened and Dasher absorbed Fifi’s regeneration energy (in place of the Doctor’s) from the heart just as Derpy appeared and dematerialised the TARDIS, saving them both. The ensuing meta-crisis-ish thing made Dasher part-Time Lord, but unlike Donna, he didn’t need his mind wiped due to either being an offshoot of the Doctor himself or Equestrian magic allowed him to hold a Time Lord consciousness (or let it fade away naturally without overloading his brain).

Despite being a Pegasus and not a unicorn, Dasher had an interest in magic and thanks to his part-Time Lord status, he was able to augment his own passive magic with unicorn magic, strengthening his weather control powers and allowing him to utilise telekinesis like unicorns.

As I stated in the previous instalment, Dasher represented the Element of Time in the Elements of Harmony in a slight retcon to the story. This would be revealed in hindsight to be a bit of foreshadowing when he was reintroduced in the Moushouden Series following the hiatus of my personal project.

Some time after the events of the Season 5 opener, The Cutie Map, Dasher is summoned by the namesake map to the village of Sakabakawa, where a shrine was destroyed by a meteorite. It was there that he found the Ginga Spark and became its user, being also granted with the ability to take on a human form. Obviously this was the sign that Dasher had become the host of Ultraman Ginga, and his first fight was against Thunder Darambia, which was actually Starlight Glimmer. While dealing with the Alien Valky and his minions on Equestria, he used his Pegasus magic to create disguises for himself in order to conceal his identity as Ginga.

After defeating the Alien Valky, Dasher is informed by Ginga of Dark Lugiel’s presence on Earth and left Equestria without saying goodbye to anyone. He met the UPG on Earth and joined them after saving two of their members, with one of them being Molly Williams. His status as an Equestrian Ultra host allowed him to assume a human form (without going through the Crystal Mirror) and as a result, Dasher decided to name his human identity Hikaru Tomokaze (友風ひかる).

Although Dark Lugiel was defeated, he didn’t truly die and as such, his influence lingered across the universe. As such, Dasher continued to travel the universe, freeing beings who were manipulated by Lugiel or his minions. In the time that followed, Dasher’s magic began rapidly evolving as Ginga’s power within him was getting stronger. Ultraman Taro invited Dasher to visit the Land of Light, but upon arrival, the Plasma Spark’s energy caused his magic to go out of control, so in order to stabilise him, the Six Ultra Brothers gave some of their power to him in the form of the Strium Brace, which allowed him to access Ginga Strium form while evolving him into an alicorn at the same time. This made Dasher the first pony to become an alicorn by non-Equestrian means.

Eventually, Storm Dasher would return to Equestria, and the rest will be for Gokaiger and Soulbound Series 3.

As for Storm Dasher’s Equestria Girls counterpart, he started off as said counterpart of Jee Gun before he was disowned by his parents and regenerated in circumstances similar to Hiroki’s first prototype regeneration, the one that created Richard Yang. However, this was in the midst of an attack from Galberos, with said attack orphaning both the newly-regenerated Jee Gun and Rainbow Dash. Jee Gun, who would change his name to Storm “Dasher” Arekawa, travelled with Rainbow Dash to Jiyū-ku, a place little kids went when they had nowhere else to go. They became good friends and had an on-again off-again relationship for some years before their relationship became full-time.

In contrast to his FiM counterpart (and Jee Gun as well), Dasher Arekawa is like the Glenn Quagmire of Minato-Sugaru Island due to him being a sexually-open womaniser (he may be perverted but I wouldn’t say he’s as perverted as actual Quagmire).

Other Rider tidbits

Jee Gun wouldn’t be the only Kamen Rider on Minato-Sugaru Island, as Sunset Shimmer and others would become Kamen Riders as well.

Soon after quitting the police force, Sunset would find the WizarDriver and Wizard Rings that had fallen from a dimensional rift. Due to her status as a unicorn back in Equestria, Sunset discovered that she was able to use the equipment as upon equipping the belt for the first time, the Phantom WizarDragon entered her body after having jettisoned its previous host upon their death. She would open the Antique Shop Omokagedo in Kenen-ku, which she also used as a lab to (re)create Wizard Rings. They would become an alternative source of magic compared to the Rainbooms’ geodes, which can be dangerous if overused.

Let’s be honest here, Sunset Shimmer is the perfect fit for Kamen Rider Wizard and it’s not just because her look matches that of Haruto Soma’s. I think that as part of her redemption arc, Sunset could embrace hope in addition to friendship so as to overcome her past and show others that things can be better as long as they hold onto hope. Also, it’s a bit disappointing that the below image is the only image I could find of Sunset Shimmer as Kamen Rider Wizard on Derpibooru. Just a little suggestion for you fanartists out there.

(wizard shimmer image by Combatkaiser)

So anyway, over the years, Equestrian magic has made an influence on Minato-Sugaru Island and Sunset becoming Wizard has caused it to expand and mutate. People on the island began absorbing magic by-products in the form of radiation, which is harmless in small amounts but when they build up to a certain point, they can become Gates and as a result, the by-products can give birth to Phantoms when they fall into despair. Naturally, if you know the premise of Kamen Rider Wizard, the Phantoms need to be defeated so that the number of victims can be minimised. However, the more the Wizard Rings are used, the more by-products are created which in turn give birth to more Phantoms. This is a never-ending cycle that nothing can be done about, but at any rate, it can be argued that this is better than letting the power of the geodes run uncontrolled. You could even say that the WizarDriver runs on the magic of the geodes and the by-products are a side effect of having their power filtered through it.

Sunset’s friends would also become Kamen Riders as well; with the exception of Flash Sentry who would discover the Beast Driver and have Beast Chimera enter his body, Sunset’s friends would use copies of the WizarDriver known as the White WizarDriver, the Mage’s Belt, Sorcerer’s Belt or more collectively, the Wise Driver (according to Kamen Rider Zukan). They would also come from the same dimensional rift that brought the WizarDriver and Wizard Rings to this universe.

Kamen Rider Mages:

Violet – Sci-Twi

Blue – Rainbow Dash

Orange/Amber – Applejack

Pink – Pinkie Pie

Yellow – Fluttershy

White/Crystal – Rarity

Green – Princess Twilight Sparkle

For the Mane Six who would become Kamen Rider Mages, the colours of their gems are different based on their skin colours. While the blue and orange/amber Mages are reused from the original series, green wouldn’t appear until Soulbound Series 4 and new suits had to be made for the other colours.

Other Riders:

Kamen Rider Beast – Flash Sentry

Kamen Rider Sorcerer – Trixie Lulamoon

Kamen Rider Wiseman – Storm “Dasher” Arekawa

Fourze does have a couple of contemporaries as well. Yūki Tachibana uses the Meteor Driver to transform into Kamen Rider Meteor, with the functionality of the M-BUS later being incorporated into the Meteor Driver to allow for more mobility and also as a backup if the M-BUS were to go offline despite being automated. In Soulbound Series 4, Starlight Glimmer would use her magic to duplicate the Fourze Driver, creating a weaker imitation of it known as the Nadeshiko Driver to become Kamen Rider Nadeshiko. Later in the series, Jee Gun would also use the Fusion Switch to assume his Fusion States, merging his power with Meteor and Nadeshiko’s.

Kamen Rider Zi-O would be set on Minato-Sugaru Island as stated earlier, with Sougo Tokiwa’s residence being the (clock) repair shop 9TO5 (aka Kujigoji-do) in Langya City with its owner, Mark Roberts (the counterpart for Junichiro Tokiwa). Aside from it being a tribute to 20 years of Heisei Kamen Rider and 50 years of the Kamen Rider franchise, the series would also be a tribute to the Kamen Riders of my personal project and Equestria Girls, with various characters from the series and fan-created original characters being featured throughout. Oop, the cat’s out of the bag now. That’s right, I featured other people’s OCs in my personal project and nobody else has known until now. I’ll give proper credits when we get to the series.

So this was a pretty big instalment. I’ve been working on it since at least October 2022 as I originally planned for this to be released as part of the third run, but then I decided to hold off on it as I needed to work on other projects and make the designs for Equestria Girls Jee Gun and Dasher in Kisekae. This should be enough background to get us started on the main bulk of the Moushouden Series, but even if it isn’t, I can fill in the gaps when we get to them. For some reason, every time I come back to finish something after a prolonged break, I don’t always feel the same excitement upon completing it than I envisioned at the start. I feel like I’m rushing to complete something just so I can get it out of my mind and as a result, there’s a chance that I might forget things even though I have at least 90% of what I wanted to do in the first place.

The third run last year honestly felt a bit rushed and underwhelming because I was too focused on writing Kamen Rider Zi-O to even have content prepared for Kisekae Insights. I did four instalments for the third run because I didn’t want to skip a year, plus there was also the 15th anniversary of the Sea Princesses animated series and I didn’t really like what I originally had at the time, so I decided to give you all a sneak peek into Kamen Rider Zi-O by writing about the Ryuki/Sea Princesses tribute arc. Anyway, now that the fourth run of Kisekae Insights is underway, join me as I continue to cover more of my personal project and hopefully do more compared to the third run.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 9 Page 99

Caption: Epilogue: Agust 9, 2008, CWCville Forest…

WILD: No way! Is that…?

MAGI-CHAN: It is.

WILD: Okay. But how?

MAGI-CHAN: The moment has finally arrived. It is time to rescue our master and creator from the void of time.

MAGI-CHAN: Your Vine Whips are required as a form of rope.

MAGI-CHAN: I will go in, secured with the vine, then I will tile a portion around Chris as well, and after I tug three times, you pull us out of the void. Whatever you do, do not cut or let go of the Vine Whip.

WILD: I’m secured to this tree. Just go, I’ve got you.

Caption: A minute later…

CHRIS: Cool, let’s get out of here.

Caption: Fifteen minutes of dialogue, and a transformation, later…

CHRIS: …And that’s the plan. Y’all will meet up with me in Tennessee at 2:30 PM, eastern. I have my to-do list to check-off. !Hasta luego!

WILD: Good luck, Christian!

We cut to two months down the line, when it’s finally time to revive Chris. Wild and Magi-Chan find a time portal over the jungle, they retrieve Chris from the Time Void lickety-split, and it’s like nothing ever happened. In contrast to the whole issue’s worth of plot that preceeded Chris getting lost in the void, his rescue happens in the space of a page. Chris even lampshades how much he just wanted to get this scene out of the way by cutting out the dialogue and the transformation sequence entirely by way of a jump-cut and a joking caption. That said, given what Chris and Sonichu do in Tennessee the next day, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was intentionally done to obscure the true nature of the plans he was concocting.

Chris seems to have had a wardrobe change in the Time Void as when he fell into the void he was wearing The Classic, now he’s wearing what’s called “The Impostor”.

Chris insists that everyone meet with him in Tennessee at 2:30 Eastern Time (Chris’s time zone), despite the fact that their destination of Clarksville is in the Central Time Zone. Why not just say you’re meeting at 1:30 local time?

[king-dra]

oh my god do people really still fucking care about this shit get a life you fucking loser

[thesolarfandom]

IFSKYRSLUGXOLHDIL INSPIRED

ok i will post this

[fluffytimearts]

* 9 am in the morning *

Me: * scrolling through youtube till I see the name " Chris Chan" wait... Isn't that the girl who made the cringe sonic oc sonichu? Hmm.. Lets see how Chris has been doing over these years.

Me: * goes to google and Twitter* okay now...lets see

Me: * sees she committed incest and raped her mother as well as other things*

So yeah I got traumatized today and uh... That was my day so far haha...oh..god im afraid

[red-black-aesthetic-bout]

Round one matchups under the cut!!

EDIT: ROUND ONE IS CLOSED. CHECK PINNED FOR ROUND TWO

Bracket 1

Ruby Rose (RWBY) vs. Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)

Mello (Death Note) vs. Rhaenyra Targaryern (House of the Dragon)

Kuga Yuma (World Trigger) vs. Kiki (Kiki's Delivery Service)

Clifford (Clifford the Big Red Dog) vs. Dracula (Castlevania)

Kai Satou (Your Turn to Die) vs. Ladybugs/Ladybirds (real life)

Zuko (Avatar: the Last Airbender) vs. Kuro (Katamari)

Kate (Shadows House) vs. The Cat (Ghost Trick)

Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch (Marvel comics) vs. Red X (Teen Titans)

Elric of Melniboné (The Elric Saga/Michael Moorcock's Eternal Champion Multiverse) vs. Naomi Armitage (Armitage the Third)

Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) vs Keith Kogane (Voltron: Legendary Defenders)

Lance (Sym Bionic Titan) vs. Panpeus (Gitaroo Man)

Six-Eared Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid) vs. Flick (Animal Crossing)

Watchdog (Jupiter-Men) vs. Crowley (Good Omens)

Eye of Sauron (Lord of the Rings) vs. Giant Horse (Breath of the Wild)

Razer (Jak X: Combat Racing) vs. Kieran Valentine (Monster High: Why Do Ghouls Fall In Love?)

Wei Wuxian (The Untamed/MDZS) vs. Yifa Snorgelsson (Dimension 20: Neverafter)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs. Black Sonichu/Blake (CWC's Sonichu)

Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon) vs. The Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)

Ada Wong (Resident Evil) vs. Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)

Top Hat (The Nightly Manner) vs. Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)

Parr Family/The Incredibles (The Incredibles) vs. Pioneer 9 (17776 and 20020)

Guilmon (Digimon) vs. Julian Devorak (The Arcana)

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) vs. Sundancer (Worm - Parahumans)

Hal 9000 (2001: A Space Oddyssey) vs. Eas/Cure Passion (Fresh Precure)

Harley Quinn (DC comics) vs. Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)

Scorpia (She-ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Redcloak (Order of the Stick)

Scarlet Kingsnake (real life) vs. Hornet (Hollow Knight)

Maka Albarn (Soul Eater) vs. Toa Tahu (Bionicle)

Thorn (Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost) vs. Litten (Pokémon)

Maned Wolf (real life) vs. Orko (He-Man)

Rebecca Rubin (American Girl Dolls) vs. Lucifer (Obey Me)

Death the Wolf/The Wolf/Lobo/Death etc. (Puss in Boots: the Last Wish) vs. Joker (Persona 5) Bracket 2

Miles Morales/Spiderman (Marvel comics) vs. Cynder (Spyro)

Edelgard von Hresvelg (Fire Emblem franchise) vs. Sanguine (The Elder Scrolls)

Artegor Nexus (Galactik Football) vs. Beidou (Genshin Impact)

Barb (Trolls) vs. Mao Mao (Mao Mao Heroes of Pure Heart)

Wrathion, the Black Prince (World of Warcraft) vs. Vox Akuma (Nijisanji En)

Romeo (Minecraft: Story Mode) vs. Hua Cheng (Heaven Official's Blessing/TGCF)

Sharkface (Red vs. Blue) vs. Ashley (WarioWare)

Carmen Sandiego (Carmen Sandiego) vs. Beatrice (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)

Claire Stanfield/Felix Walken (Baccano!) vs. Deathgripper (How to Train your Dragon)

Default Mii Brawler (Super Smash Bros Ultimate) vs. Silver (Pokemon franchise)

Joui Jouki (Ordem Paranormal) vs. Banica Conchita (Evillious Chronicles)

Dreadking Rathalos (Monster Hunter Generations) vs. Black Widow Spider (real life)

Celestia Ludenberg (Danganronpa) vs. Gira/Kuwagata Ohger (Ohsama Sentai: King Ohger)

Garnet (Steven Universe) vs. Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Scott Summers/Cyclops (X-men) vs. Heather Chandler (Heathers)

Lon (Sendokai champions) vs. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Darth Maul (Star Wars) vs. Detective Turret (Portal 2)

Easthies (Witch Hat Atelier) vs. Grim (Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)

Zagreus (Hades) vs. Freddy Kreuger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Black Rose Dragon (Yu-Gi-Oh!) vs. Marian Hawke (Dragon Age 2)

Michael Burnham (Stark Trek franchise) vs. Mapo Tofu (Food Fantasy)

Flapjack (The Owl House) vs. Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug (Miraculous Ladybug)

Red-winged Blackbird (real life) vs. Pucca (Pucca)

Overblot Riddle (Twisted Wonderland) vs. Quattro Bajeena (Mobile Suit Gundam franchise)

Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) vs. Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder)

Sigmund Sinclair (The Reckoning) vs. Vash the Stampede (Trigun 98/Trigun Maximum)

Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2) vs. Valerie Gray (Danny Phantom)

Mephone 4s (Inanimate Insanity) vs. Regina (Doki Doki Precure)

Mordecai Heller (Lackadaisy) vs. Sideswipe (Transformers G1)

Satan (Lil Nas X's Montero music video, and also Christianity or something) vs. Zealot Carmainerose (Epic 7)

Zero (Code Geass) vs. Yor Briar (Spy x Family)

Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy franchise) vs. Ryuko Matoi (Kill la Kill)

THESE ARE OUR CONTESTANTS. NOW WHO'S READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!

[cwc-wiki]

August

1 August - The two-year anniversary of Chris's arrest following the incest fallout.

4 August - Twitter user 'TheOtakuKing' spots Chris at Walmart and has a conversation with him.

8 August - Chris's review scheduled for this date results in "Resolved Order Pending".[1]

9 August - The judge overseeing Chris's incest case enters for dismissal of the charge.[2]

11 August - Chris was spotted online on his Pokemon Go account 'ChrisChanSchu82'

12 August - The personal description in his PSN account changed from "I am Christine. <3" to "I'm Christ Chan Prime"

16 August - Chris starts liking numerous different tweets on Twitter, including ones about My Little Pony, GFuel, and his return to Twitter, marking his first activity on social media in over two years.[3]

17 August - On Twitter, Chris likes four more tweets with one of them being a comic about My Little Pony characters looking at each other's asses.[3]

18 August - On Twitter Chris likes more tweets.[3]

19 August - Chris's activity on Twitter skyrockets as he likes seventeen tweets in one day. Most of them are tweets about a romance book series called "The Jane Austen Series", along with a person's response to a meme about missing out on "teen love".[3]

20 August - Otaku King, the person behind the August Walmart Sighting, releases a video describing the conversation he had with Chris, along with his desire to mentor him.[4]

23 August - Chris makes his first post-jail social media posts on DeviantART as he dumps previously unseen artwork - including Jail art, colorized Sonichu 15 pages, and art drawn since his release from jail.[5] Chris also notably uploads a recent photo of a poster he drew for the Idea Guys from May 2019. It was last spotted at 14 Branchland Court on May 3, 2023.[6][7][8]

24 August - Chris is spotted buying food at a Walmart in Lynchburg, VA.[9]

25 August - Chris's incest case file is updated to state the charge is "Dismissed".[10]

29 August - Anaxis ends The Lainchu Manifesto, after spending 4 months writing it.

31 August - Chris is observed having played a demo version of Street fighter 6 (a PS5 game) heavily implying at some point after being released from jail he bought a PS5.[11][12] He has also acquired MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies and Hyperdimension Neptunia PP for the Vita and Dreams for the PS4, earning his first trophy in nearly five years.[13]

[bondsmagii]

hi i have a special interest in CWC, which is fantastic considering how much of the story involves anti-autistic violence, but anyways one time i gave an in-person infodump lecture about mostly an overview and some of my favorite details. it was 9 hours long. my friends let me talk at them for 9 hours straight about sonichu jfc and they still like me??? i hang out with only legends

god that is an irony but honestly absolute respect to you and also proof that the special interest chooses the person and not the other way around. I went into this because I'm a slut for drama but now I find myself literally incapable of looking away like. it's horrifying but intensely compelling. I cannot imagine how much more accursed information you must be in possession of and once I'm done with this documentary I might have to insist you hit me up for intense and scholarly reviewal.

also I absolutely love how a brief overview was 9 hours long. I can fully imagine this because I tried to summarise a third of one of these 59 videos and it took me five solid minutes of constant talking without interruption, so I can easily see how this happens. every detail I gave, I had to give like three other details to contextualise it, and at this point I think I'm just going to invest in a whiteboard for handy diagrams.

I just got done with Part 16, so I'm just past the Battle of the Chrises and Liquid Chris's dramatic kidnapping video. what is with that kid btw he does a freakishly good imitation of Chris like, it's not just the voice style but also the inflection and speech style... my man could be a fucking voice actor like honestly. anyway at the moment Chris Chan is applying for jobs at Walmart and has been advised by some gal-pals to refrain from drawing Sonichu on the applications this time. I'm riveted.

[blogcancercero]

Sonichu 11: Página 9

Supongo que con “coca” se refiere a Coca Cola. De hecho, originalmente ese refresco tenía cocaína. Hubo un tiempo en el que la gente ignoraba el efecto perjudicial de las drogas. Nota: En la cocina… Radio (¿Jamsta?): …Y esa fue la “Blanca Navidad” de Bing, y parece que compartiremos mucho el deseo. Aquí están los cierres del día, aquí en KCWC. Todas las clases en la Universidad CWCville están…

[yeonchi]

How the world failed Chris-chan

This is something I never thought I’d see myself covering... at this point in time.

So by now, I’m sure a lot of people would have heard of Christopher/Christian/ Christine Weston Chandler (CWC/Chris-chan, not in the weeb sense but because it’s short for Chandler, apparently), if not from the internet then from the incest scandal and subsequent arrest at the start of August 2021. Chris-chan is a controversial and complicated figure who is viewed differently depending on what circles you subscribe to; despicable and deplorable, pitiful and tragic, or creative and entertaining. Despised in some circles and admired in other circles who aren’t indifferent otherwise, Chris-chan is, just like every other human in this world, products of their own environment and as such, everyone and everything in Chris-chan’s world contributed to how things have turned out.

A disclaimer before I continue - from here on in, I will be referring to Chris-chan using his male identity and pronouns because obvious reasons aside (eg. he is not a woman, he has made no effort to properly transition, he’s only transitioning to get women etc), the depiction of Chris-chan in my personal project (under a different name) is largely based on “Classic Chris”, that is, his male self before he decided to adopt a “tomgirl” persona in 2011, which for me is the point where Christory (as some call it) stops being as entertaining, like what people think of The Simpsons around seasons 9-12. I will not get into any debates with anyone about Chris’ gender identity or pronouns because that is only distracting from the point.

My impression of Chris-chan

I started becoming interested in Christory sometime in 2018 and I soon became hooked because I don’t exactly remember when I properly discovered him. Sure, I may have heard of him once or twice before but I never thought to look into him, probably because the culture surrounding him is part of the lolcow culture that originated on 4chan, which I was never really interested in until a few years prior (because I was young). A lot of the information and insights around Chris is documented on the CWCki and discussed on a Kiwi Farms subforum, which started off as a forum for the CWCki itself.

Chris is a high-functioning autistic (by antiquated standards because “functioning” labels are demeaning to the autistic SJWs of current year) and the creator of the Sonichu franchise, which mixes ripoffs of pop culture with Chris’ own experiences and desires along with some adult themes and crudeness in immaturity. Despite Sonichu being Chris’ “magnum opus” according to the CWCki, he lacks the self-drive to even complete it because much of his motivation to create it in the first place came from outside sources, particularly the trolls, who have both fuelled and killed his motivation to create new comics.

Chris is a complicated figure to explain, but if I had to boil it down, I would say that he is a pitiful figure who seems to have self-awareness of the situations he is in, yet lacks the self-awareness to know when to leave. At the same time, while he has been known to be wistfully nostalgic about his childhood and high school days, he seems to lack the ability and self-awareness to reflect on his own life retrospectively. One particular example of this can be seen in his post-Idea Guy Saga tweets where he will usually retcon his own life (and comics) and play off anything negative in his past, like the Idea Guy Saga or the trollings of Classic Chris, as something like “Magi-Chan foresaw it and yet I went with it because it was part of my journey to becoming a goddess bing-bang ooh-kra-kow ting-tang walla-walla bing-bang”. It’s a really bad coping mechanism.

In spite of his autism and ineptitude, many people thought he wouldn’t be capable of being deceitful, violent or predatory (in real life), and boy were we wrong about that. His frequent lies and hypocrisy aside, Chris has been in trouble with the law numerous times in his adult life and has shown predatory behaviour, particularly towards women.

Being autistic myself and having done something Sonichu-esque with my personal project (Kisekae Insights), it probably won’t come as a surprise that I see myself in Chris (in many different ways) and live relieved and grateful that my parents were competent enough to not let me become like him.

Now that we have that out of the way, let’s go on to the main focus of this post and look into the people that failed Chris.

1. His parents/family

It would be easy to say, “Chris’ parents failed him by giving birth to him in the first place,” but that’s taking the easy way out. Chris was only born because two middle-aged boomers cheated on their families and had an affair. OK, that’s not entirely accurate, but given the families they left behind in order to be with each other, you can’t say I didn’t have a point there.

Chris’ father, Bob (Robert) Chandler, did put in some effort to raise his own son, possibly to make up for the way he likely treated his estranged family (and stepson Cole Smithy). Bob had high hopes for Chris even though he was probably disappointed when his son was diagnosed with autism, but he never sought to seek help for him; for example, during a dispute with the Greene County School Board in 1991-92, they sought to have Chris sent to a special school, but Bob and Barbara refused because they thought it meant that Chris would be sent to a mental institution. Granted, they came from an era where disabilities like autism were seen as strange because not much was known about it at the time, but in the 90′s, doctors knew more about autism than they did before, yet despite this, Bob and Barbara pulled Chris out of the school system for a year before enrolling him in middle school.

Even in Chris’ adult years, Bob showed disappointment in some of his son’s antics, yet he encouraged Chris to use Sonichu for a good cause, something which he kind of did, but in a way that highlights his warped sense of justice and morality. Sadly, ten years after his death, Chris has never honoured Bob outside of featuring him in his comic and creating a Sonichu OC out of him.

Chris’ mother, Barbara (Weston) Chandler, is a whole ‘nother character altogether. She is probably someone who I wouldn’t hesitate to call a bitch unironically and mean it. Barbara has been known to be a narcissistic manipulator whose family has essentially abandoned her, so she has likely made Chris and Bob believe that the only people they can rely on is each other because everyone else hates them for who they are. The reason I say this is because there was an incident in 2011 where Barbara threatened to lock Chris out of the house and commit suicide if he went to MAGfest. Chris realised that his only purpose in life is to keep his family together and that probably made him depressed as a result.

On top of her emotional abuse, Barbara has also been known to pamper and enable Chris instead of being a positive figure to him in the formative and influential points of his life. In turn, as Barbara grew older, Chris likely began using and manipulating her like she did with him. As a result, they have grown too close for a normal mother-child relationship; it was only a matter of time before Barbara wanting Chris to spoon with her turned into outright incest, what with Chris’ views on the taboo and his predatory behaviour towards women. Given what I’ve read, I would describe the relationship between Chris and Barbara as a love-hate relationship. It’s almost as if Chris having sex with his mother is a sort of poetic justice for how she treated Chris and what she made him become.

As for their relatives (and previous families), it probably isn’t surprising that they have distanced themselves from Chris and his family, not because of the trolls, but because of factors that were there long before 4chan discovered him. But if I took Chris’ “Family Needs to appreciate Family” video at face value without all the context behind it, then I’d probably agree that Chris’ relatives don’t care about them.

2. His friends

It’s easy to say that people like Chris have no friends, but to them, everyone they (frequently) meet is a friend (or fan), so that argument is moot. The point is more the kinds of friends Chris chooses to hang out with and their influence on him. Take note that this section refers to the friends that Chris had in real life, not through the internet; that will be covered next.

It has been said that Chris’ high school gal-pals were only friends with him because they pitied him or because Bob negotiated with the principal to arrange friendships for him. Having only female friends who were willing to hang out with him likely contributed to his disdain for males along with his “noviophobia” which would come along later. Even if one of the gal-pals wasn’t willing to date Chris just to “take one for the team”, they could at least have taught him how to socialise and behave in everyday life, but being glorified tard wranglers or teachers would probably be asking too much of high school girls. Sadly, Chris became too engrossed in other matters to call them out publicly for being “ungrateful bitches”.

Chris also befriended two other gal-pals after graduating high school, namely Megan Schroeder and Anna McLerran, but despite their initial altruism and later victimisation, they are not exactly as innocent as they appear to be. Megan has been known to beg Chris into buying things for her while Anna was only been involved with Chris for her own benefit until she became uninterested. With Anna in particular, she was nowhere to be found during the house fire and according to Null of the Kiwi Farms, during the Idea Guy Saga, she put off contacting the police for over a month to study for her college finals, then outright refused to help him at all. Megan abandoning Chris after discovering ShecameforCWC was a significant impact in his life, yet Chris never said anything much of Anna despite her efforts to white-knight him.

While Chris may have had some male friends, they are likely few and far-between and even if he did, they either didn’t make much of an impact on him to be notable or they did more harm to him than good.

3. The internet

Thanks to the work of 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica and The Miscreants, the trolls have provided the internet with many laughs and entertainment at Chris’ expense, which have undoubtedly done him more harm than good. This is despite the efforts of those like Clyde Cash, Kacey and Alec Benson Leary to get Chris to improve himself as they were probably more interested in inciting laughs out of him. More and more people were getting on the Chris-chan hate/ridicule/laugh train thanks to the trolls inciting Chris’ antics.

While much of The Miscreants had left the circle or decided to disband in 2011 following Bob’s death, the Idea Guys managed to manipulate Chris years later in ways The Miscreants would have never thought of (or reeled back from after they realised what they did). With Chris’ self-awareness levels ruined, hordes of weens and enablers swooped in to cash in on Chris’ notoriety, whether it be via interviews, visiting CWCville (through the internet) or introducing their own elements into Chris’ universe which he would likely spin off as being in a different dimension (even though he could have easily spun off the Idea Guys’ actions on CWCville in the same way as well).

Poetically and ironically, the trolls also contributed to Chris’ arrest and downfall as Bella and her circle hatched a plan to blackmail Chris into committing suicide by encouraging him to have sex with Barbara. Unfortunately, the weens of today could never replicate the success The Miscreants had before as trolls like the Idea Guys and Bella’s circle did more damage to Chris than The Miscreants ever did (or were willing to do) and in addition, a couple former members of The Miscreants (with one of them notably Marvin, the Man in the Pickle Suit) are now on the Kiwi Farms as observers and sometimes gatekeepers.

Chris could probably have met some genuinely good people on the internet if he tried, but as I said, the problem is with the people he chooses to communicate with.

4. Society in general

This is pretty straightforward. Why didn’t anyone take pity on Chris and offer him a job, financial stability or even companionship? Why weren’t companies capable of looking past Chris’ flaws and transgressions when considering him for a job? Why didn’t anyone help him and Barbara provide where the government couldn’t sufficiently provide? While the problem seems simple, the truth is that authorities aren’t going to step in unless someone is of significant risk to the community. In one case, after it was discovered that trolls were reposting Chris’ house tour videos, some people contacted the Greene County Health Department and all they responded with was that there are no regulations that address individual choices on private property, so despite Bob’s fears that their house would be condemned, nothing would be done about it because the health department doesn’t have the power to do anything about it.

Alas, even if some altruistic person with pure motives actually offered Chris the break he never imagined getting, they would eventually end up being unsuccessful in their endeavours because of one thing...

5. Chris himself

While the trolls were bad in their own right, it has been said that Chris is his own worst troll and rightly so. Up until now, I’ve removed Chris from the previous topics in order to portray him as a more sympathetic figure, but it should be noted that despite anyone’s best efforts, Chris cannot be helped because he refuses to help himself or allow himself to be helped. He has been known to reveal detailed information about himself with no filter, justifying this as him being honest about things, yet he also seems capable of lying (particularly about significant details) when it suits him. His gullibility and lack of self-awareness also play into this as he tends to associate with anyone who will enable his fame and delusions, including alleged “females” who claim they want to go out or have sex with him. It’s part of the reason why the trolls, particularly the Idea Guys, were able to do what they did.

Chris actively refuses any help he is offered and he has never learned from whatever advice that people have given him. Despite numerous court-ordered therapy sessions, Chris has never shown any signs of remorse or change, instead deciding to retreat to his own fantasy world to seek validation from his imaginary friends. Where others have the self-awareness to distinguish fantasy from reality, Chris either seems to lack it or have this weird desire to merge them together because be believes that all his problems will be solved instantly.

It would be easy to blame Chris’ parents for coddling their son, the gal-pals for not teaching him proper social skills, the trolls for not being good friends to an autistic person, or society for not giving the most despised person in the world a chance to change, but in the end, they can’t really be blamed for giving up on Chris and failing on him. Even someone like Yamato Kazakiri would probably have their limits when it comes to people like Chris.

Sadly, as much as people, including Chris himself, would like the universe to take pity on him and give him another chance, the reality is that for some reason, society and even the universe has its limits on the extent they can help people, yet Chris won’t appreciate any chance given to him. Hell, I’d imagine GodJesus would break character and not be so tolerant and forgiving towards Chris.

With Chris currently in jail awaiting court on 16 September for his incest charge, of which I believe he will certainly be found guilty, possibly alongside some other crimes (including violating his emergency protection order by transferring cash from Barbara’s bank account), I can only hope that Chris will get the help he needs if he were to be released. However, in my opinion, death is the next best thing for Chris because it would put him out of his misery and show mercy to both himself and anyone who has had the misfortune of being associated with him. As the legendary badass Yan Shuangying (aka Captain China) would probably say, how can someone like Chris change? He can’t. He can only die.

I hope you enjoyed reading about how the world failed Chris-chan, even if this is based off information that people already know. I know I might have skimmed over some details or overlooked them, but that’s mostly because there is just too much to cover. If you want to do your own research, then the CWCki is the best place to start, that is if it doesn’t get DDoSed because the Kiwi Farms is getting DDoSed.

In regards to Chris-chan’s depiction in my personal project, I depicted him as a villain who sees himself as a hero and is being used by the main villain of the series to fulfil his goals and “Chris’” dreams. “Bob” and “Barbara” do not have much involvement past the first series and a running arc in the series is that one of the protagonists white-knights “Chris” and believes that he can be redeemed, while another believes that he is beyond saving and that he will have to be defeated eventually. In the endgame of the final series, the white-knight decides that he has to kill “Chris” in order to stop the Ultimate Dimensional Merge and save every universe. If you want to learn more about it, then stay tuned to Kisekae Insights when I cover the Soulbound series.

[gumdytoonsen]

Loona:

SpongeBob As the Legal Owner of Paramount Viacom CBS and Nickelodeon you are responsible for using Patrick to annoy the property of Sandy Cheek who calls you Dirty dan and bowling head like you

Mess with the dreams of all bikini bottoms

Ruin the life of Sandy who wants to go to her house is the state of Texas

Tearing pants in the middle of Playa de la Guna Pegajosa

Kick backs to Plano el Leguano

Eating junk food for bad breath in full BIKINI bottoms

You got out of Bikini Bottom that tells you 5 Times Silly Boy

Garry your pet

patrick star for his mom's cake

Squidward Tentacles the most hated neighbor of Bikini Bottom

Arenita Mejilla the biologist who uses her water to ruin her robot

Don crab for frying your money

make it bikini bottom

And litter the streets of Bikini Bottom

DIMMSDALE with a Lunatic Professor Who Wants His Fairly Godparents Named Denzdel Crocker and a Psycho Babysitter Who Tortures Him is Vicky

But Vaggie already commissioned Jorgen Von Strangel's rules

There are 11 crimes for Breaking the Rules:

1 Public Indecency

Timmy is naked for not respecting personal hygiene and projecting all the cameras of all DIMMSDALE

and I return home

2 Truancy and Criminal Mischief

The Cat Man who lost his childhood and Does not enter the DIMMSDALE school where The lunatic professor Denzdel Crocker is who asks Cold Graves to take him back

3 Multilation of the obligation of the National Bank of the United States

Mistreat of the Vicky Dollar The Psycho nanny burning Red Beard Comics but says they are Saving VICKY's life

4 Copyright Inflation

For using a photo copier to scan and print intellectual properties like Christian Chandler creator of Sonichu original character and other trolls create original characters similar to others

jumping dog

And dark laser trademark of Star Wars parody of Star Wars

5 Unauthorized Access Internet hacking and emails spy on your friends like:

Chester

AJ Johnson

The Australian Girl

And spy and pervert the property of Trixie Tang and Veronica

And make fun of Crocker who wears a red dress

6 Kidnapping Accomplice

For his birthday and the kidnapping of the famous Canary Chip

7 Property Damage

From Vicky and Tootie's parents Offensive but they moved into their house

Dark Laser Trademark wears his suit for a science fair project and the brawler Fracis brainwashes Trixie

8 Domestic Terror

Use a laser to destroy the makeup factory

9 Perversion to property

Timothin Turner Several times Pervert the property of Trixie Tang How to Disappear everything from the world by Trixie who Says:

TELL ME CUTE and kill him and hate her and forbid him from inviting to the Masquerade ball and his father will be a Mayor too Trixie will be Mayor as Hercharle Out The Turner Family her Son by Timothin Timmy Tiberus Turner also her father Edgar Turner for his Hate The Neighbor Dinklenberg

And the 10 dangerous desires

Timmy used his Fairly OddParents to cause Chaotic Disdains

But the Judgment of him for 50 years for the universe and contaminate The Time Line

Timmy is a Most Dangerous Godson since:

Mutant Insects and Animals Rule the World

Bringing Fictional Characters to Reality by Magic Photo Copier

Vicky the Psycho Babysitter was Invisible Dictator to Assassinate Trixie Tang

And wish for a magical baby

They also fired their creator Butch Hartman

We already follow the scandals, from the creator of several series Love action of Nickelodeon is:

Dan Schneider as John K creator of Rep and Stimpy

We continue by dan I think:

Icarly

Drake and George

true jackson

Zoey 101

Kendal and Kel

Henry Danger

victorius

And all

He was fired for harassing and also Chris Sabino Creator of The Loud House boy named Lincol Loud Who has 10 sisters yes He has the right to respect Feminist laws by his friends and Friends of all RoyalWood

Oh also for buying 2 ADULT TV channels like:

MTV AND COMEDY CENTRAL where

Lodan 5 Cartoons for Adults and they are Awful:

SOUTH PARK

Says Bad Words for the use of Inappropriate Language

Child abuse by Kenny

Racism and Feminism

With famous guests

And guest animators also their chapters are horrible

Ugly America

New York lives with demons

The chapters are horrible too

Draw tongerth

Mistreats the Son of Puerquicmo Pig

The death song of Trancito de Morocha Morocha and her friends and Princess Clara

Use Princess Clara to Win Money at the Indian Casino

Make Prank for the most stinky and disgusting human waste pizza

Capitanaso invites the elastic woman

Vomit for Watching Middle of the Princess Clara's legs to reicer from all over the world Capitanaso is hated by everyone Racism and Parody Competition And their Horrible Crossovers: Vegetables for killing all your characters Termimator that kills everything and Lulu Cartoon in relation to the salchimobile Bambi for Matrato by Capitanaso and Ray Ray The Perverted Grandson of Morocha Morocha where he gets into the Forbidden Part of LULÚ Cartoon 6 times Challenging with other characters in the competition And Barbie for not spying on her children That's how I cancel The House of Drawings happy Tree Friends The Ethical Persons Organization for the Treatment of Animals PETA THEY SUED YOU FOR Broadcasting this cartoon that caused animal abuse and they canceled it Beavis and ButtHead Is Mysogenous and Watching Music Videos Also Likes Music Too And here are the others that failed: BBC's Mr Hell Celebrities Death Mash Stripedella Trip Tank The Cydan Happener Show And the cartoon from Argentina called Alejo and Valentina The feminist society Feminist Frecenque and the National Organization for Women NOW together with Ethical Persons for the Treatment of Animals PETA Paramount fined $8 million for causing nickelodeon-wide scandals Sponge Bob: Nooooooooooooo You want Paramout VIACOMCBS to declare bankruptcy and I will lose all my Money Loona: For breaking the rules, violating feminist laws and for lack of law and for lack of respect for radical feminist laws You promise Spongebob: I promise

[gumdytoonses]

Loona: Bob Esponja Como Dueño Legal de Paramout Viacom CBS y de Nickelodeon eres responsable por usar a Patricio para molestar ala propiedad de Arenita Mejilla que te dice Sucio dan y cabeza de bolo como tu

Meterse con los sueños de todo fondo de bikini Arruinar la vida de Arenita que quiere ir su casa es el estado de Texas

Rompiendo pantalones en plena Playa de la Guna Pegajosa Patear traceros a Plano el Leguano Comiendo comida basura para hechae mala aliento a toda fondo de BIKINI Te saliestes de Fondo De Bikini que te dice 5 Veces Chico tonto Garry tu mascota Patricio estrella por el pastel de su mama Calamardo Tentáculos el vecino más odiado de Fondo de Bikini Arenita Mejilla la bióloga que usa su agua para arruinar su robot Don cangrejo por freír su dinero hecharlo de fondo de bikini Y tirar basura en las calles de Fondo de Bikini Además No eres responsable en Causar traveaura a fondo de Bikini sino a Los Padrinos Mágicos vive un pueblo llamado: DIMMSDALE con un Profesor Lunático Que quiere sus Padrinos Mágicos Llamado Denzdel Crocker y una niñera Psicópata que lo Tortura es Vicky Pero Vaggie ya Encargo a alas reglas de Jorgen Von Strangel Son 11 delitos por Romper las Reglas: 1 Indecencia Publica Timmy esta desnudo por no respetar la higiene personal y proyectar todas las Cámara de toda DIMMSDALE Y regreso a casa 2 Ausentismo Escolar y Travesuras Criminal El Hombre Gato que perdió su infancia y No entra la escuela de DIMMSDALE donde está El profesor lunático Denzdel Crocker que pido a Tumbas Frías que se lo Lleve de vuelta 3 Multilacion de la obligación del Banco Nacional de los Estados Unidos Maltratar del Dólar Vicky La niñera Psicópata quemando Cómics de Barbia Roja pero dice son Ahorro de la vida de VICKY 4 Inflación de Derechos de autor Por usar una foto copiadora para escaniar e imprimir propiedades intelectuales como Christian Chandler creador de Sonichu personaje original y otros troles crean personajes originales parecidos a otros Perro saltin Y dark láser marca registrada de la Guerra de las Galaxias parodia de Star Wars 5 Acceso No Autorizado el hackeo de Internet y correos electrónicos espiar a tus amigos como: Cheester AJ Johnson La Chica Australiana Y espiar y Pervertir ala propiedad de Trixie Tang y Verónica Y burlarse de Crocker que usa vestido rojo 6 Cómplice De Secuestro Por su Cumpleaños y el Secuestro del famosos Chip Canario 7 Daños ala Propiedad De los padres de Vicky y Tootie La ofensiva pero se mudaron asu casa Dark Láser Marca registrada usa su traje para proyecto en la feria de Ciencias y el brabucon Fracis y lavar el cerebro a Trixie 8 Terror Doméstico Usa un láser para destruir la fábrica de maquillaje 9 Perversión ala propiedad Timothin Turner Varias veces Pervertir ala propiedad de Trixie Tang Como Desaparer todo del mundo por Trixie que Dice: DIME LINDURA y lo mata y la odia y lo prohíben invitar al baile de Disfraz y su padre será un Alcalde también Trixie será Alcaldesa como Hercharle Fuera a La Familia Turner su Hijo por Timothin Timmy Tiberus Turner también su padre Edgar Turner por su Odio Al vecino Dinklenberg Y la 10 los Deseos Peligrosos Timmy Uso sus Padrinos Mágicos Pará Causar Desdeos Caóticos Pero su Juicio por 50 años por el universo y contaminar La Línea del Tiempo Timmy es un Ahijado más peligroso desde: Insectos y animales Mutantes Dominan el Mundo Traer Personajes Ficticios ala realidad por La Foto Copiadora Mágica Vicky la niñera Psicópata fuera dictadora Invesible para Asesinar a Trixie Tang Y Desear un bebé Mágico También despidieron su creador Butch Hartman Ya Seguimos los escándalos, del creador de varias serie Love action de Nickelodeon es: Dan Schneider igual que John K creador de Rep y Stimpy Seguímo por dan creo: Icarly Drake y Jorge True Jackson Zoey 101 Kendal y Kel Henrry Danger Victorius Y todas Lo despidieron por acosador y también Chris Sabino Creador de The Loud House niño llamado Lincol Loud Que tiene 10 hermanas si Tiene derecho en respecto alas leyes Feministas por sus amigos y Amigas de toda RoyalWood Ah también por comprar 2 canales de TELEVISIÓN PARA ADULTOS como: MTV Y COMEDY CENTRAL donde

Lodan 10 Caricaturas para Adultos y están Horribles: SOUTH PARK Dice Malas Palabras por uso de Lenguaje Inapropiado Maltrato Infantil por Kenny Racismo y Feminismo Con Famosos invitados Y Animadores invitados tambien sus capítulos están Horribles Ugly América Nueva York vive con demonios La casa de los Dibujos Sus capítulos están Horribles tambien Maltrata el Hijo de Puerquicmo Chancho La canción de muerte de Trancito de Morocha Morocha y sus amigas y la Princesa Clara Usar a La Princesa Clara para Ganar Dinero en el Casino Indio Hacer Broma por la pizza con desechos Humanos más apestoso y asqueroso Capitanaso invita ala mujer elastica Vomitar todos el Mundo por tentáculos en debajo del Vestido de la Princesa Clara Y tiene su Hermana en Medio de la pierna de la princesa Clara para reicer de todos el mundo Capitanaso es odiado por todo el mundo Racismo y parodia la Competencia Y sus Crossovers Horribles: Veggitales por matar todos sus personajes Termimator que mata todo y Lulú de Carton por relación al salchimovil Bambi por el Matrato por Capitanaso y Ray Ray El Nieto Pervertido de Morocha Morocha donde se mete por la Parte Prohibida de LULÚ De Carton en 6 veces Retando con otros personajes de la competencia Y Barbie por no espiar a sus Hijos Así de cancelo La Casa de los Dibujos Happy Tree Friends La Organización De Personas Éticas Del Trato Animal PETA TE DEMANDÓ POR Tansmitir esta caricatura que causó maltrato animal y lo cancelaron Beavis y ButtHead Es Misogeno y Mirando videos Musicales también le gustan la música también Y Aquí están las otras que Fracasaron: Mr Hell de la BBC Celebrities DeathMash Stripedella TripTank The Cydan Happener Show Y la caricatura aegentina llamado Alejo y Valentina La sociedad Feminista Feminist Frecenque y La Organización Nacional de las Mujeres la NOW junto con Las Personas Éticas Del Trato Animal PETA Multan a Paramout Por 8 millones de dólares por Causar escándalos de toda nickelodeon Bob esponja: Nooooooooooooo Quieres que Paramout VIACOMCBS se declare bancarrota y perderé todo mi Dinero Loona: Por Romper las reglas,Violar las leyes feministas Y Por Falta de Derecho y por Falta de Respeto alas leyes Feministas radicales Lo prometes Bob esponja: Lo Prometo