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OH NEVER MIND. NO REASON TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING.

Look, the only way the biological predisposition to follow orders would work if there was an evil king who told a witch to cast a curse on his people so they would never disobey him. And it's up to Keith and Natani to end that curse by destroying the artifact that is causing it. I know that sounds cliche as hell but it would BOND THEM MORE, that and I am a sucker for wacky heists.

Oh god, Natani is becoming horny. And these two are getting kinky while their HOUSE IS ON FIRE. Please don't let Natani make that face ever again. It's almost as bad as...

Yeah

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We still don't see Keith explaining his backstory and Trace is just...out in the open, without any prison bars. Yes I know mana absorption made him an ordinary man, but didn't they imply his powers kinda go beyond that?

Ah fucking whatever, this is inoffensive compared to fucking...biological predisposition to follow orders. I'm never gonna stop saying that aren't I?

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We see more of biological predisposition to follow orders in action, and yeah no I'm sorry but General Donkey Dick Beard's design revolts me so much I am replacing his face in this page with a blue dot. It's 2 AM and I'm already irritated by the bullshit reveals, give me this one.

So yeah, time to BURN THE TAVERN DOWN. How have Basitins survived until this point?? Imagine if they gave power to a leader who was so stupid he told everyone in the island to kill themselves, and they did it. Like, I'm fairly certain Basitins have been close to self-genocide more than once because of this "feature". Maybe that's why they are all mass breeders.

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Even Natani is not buying this shit. I hope she demands Keith to show him the gene that forces Keith to biologically predisposition to follow orders.

I apologize to Natani and Trace's backstories in advance, what we're about to see might just top both of them in stupidity. Oh, how I miss King David Johan's backstory and how logical it all was.

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"We basitins are biologically predispositioned to follow orders" THAT ISN'T A FUCKING THING. FIND ONE ANIMAL IN THE WOODS THAT HAVE A BIOLOGICAL PREDISPOSITION OF FOLLOWING ORDERS. HUMANS FOLLOW AUTHORITY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE BIOLOGICALLY INCLINED TO.

This is the STUPIDEST fucking worldbuilding component in any webcomic EVER. What foreshadowed this???

Was this damage control from Tomjay? He saw that people weren't happy that Keith was stupid enough to follow General Donkey Dick Beard's orders so he went "no no Keith isn't stupid, uuuuh, it's just that uuuh, Basitins are biologically...predispositioned...to do anything authorities tell them! Yeeeeah that's the ticket!"

Look, there could have been a simple fix to this. THE FUCKING TOWER. IT'S THE TOWER THAT'S DRIVING KEITH TO DO THIS, IT WOULD MAKE WAY MORE SENSE IF THE TOWER WAS DOING THIS.

And look at Keith's rant in the first few panels, like he is going "This is all your fault, because of you I could not return home all happy dappy." That's not something a person who's being biologically predispositioned to follow orders would say.

I really REALLY hope this never comes up ever again in this comic, or there will be a hell to pay. I will make sure Tomjay is biologically predispositioned to follow MY orders to retcon this stupid thing like he retconned the feral mode, oh yeah and also give Eric a painful death.

Yes, I am mad.

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Dolmistaska finally has a button on the riff portal

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Naked fight scene everyone, we have a naked fight scene. Kit n Kay Boodle did NOT have a naked fight scene, just as a reminder.

Oh wait, is this Keith doing it on his own accord? I just remembered he was sent to kill Natani? Keith has gone from a passivist slacker to a fucking sheep. "Oh I must obey the word of General with Shitty Fucking Hair, if I don't obey the word of General with Shitty Fucking Hair, I will be killed, but if I succeed in his impossible task, I will...still be killed". There's a thing called the third option, run into the night with Natani. I am sure all guards are busy with Trace anyway.

"No you do not get it GW, they can't escape the island." KEITH HAS A KNIFE, THERE ARE TREES ON THE ISLAND, MAKE A RAFT.

"There is a storm outside, a lightning might strike and kill Keith" Do you know your chances of being struck by lightning are so low you might win the lottery before that happens???

This is officially the stupidest thing Keith has ever done. Blindly obey the authority who wants to kill you, and murder the only person who has shown compassion to you. I am NOT looking forward to all the damage control Keith has to do after this incident.

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Oh no. We're doing one of Mookie's cardinal writing sins in ANOTHER COMIC. Characters randomly go "GRAAAAAAAAAH" as they attack another one completely unprompted.

And yeah I bet this is the fault of that fucking tower. But of course Natani doesn't know that so we gotta have FORCED DRAMAAA, BACK TO SQUARE OOOOONE. Piss off. I forgive any scene of Chel and Lexx having conflict in their relationship.

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Oh wow. We REALLY are going there. We have a pink background for fucks sakes, A PINK BACKGROUND.

No wonder Keith cringes, Natani basically just said "I wanna fuck you so hard bro but i'm too much of a pussy to say it" If every character in TwoKinds was brutally honest, this comic would've already ended.

Imagine if I was not brutally honest. Like I said "You know, Tomjay has some issues figuring it the finicky parts of Natani's characterization" no I say "Tomjay can't write Natani's entire gender aspect well or consistently"

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God this couldn't get any more blatant. "This girl, are you planning to get together with her? Move together with her? I may think I am a man but I still got boobs you know. Please, like, I have kinda sorta feelings for your Keith and you deserve better than that old whore with a stanky pussy. FUCK ME DAMN IT"

And more than anything Keith should just fucking confess General Donkey Dick Beard is breathing down his neck. I'm surprised he didn't burst into the room to go "by the way you have a guy with a large hammer following you and every ten seconds he breaks one of your bones, also the time limit has been shortened to 15 minutes, but he breaks all your bones for one hour's worth of time anyways". I'm starting to think I should start writing dialogue for these characters.

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Wow, we're going from "Stuff Tomjay wants me to hate and rightfully so" to "Stuff Tomjay doesn't want me to hate but I hate anyways". SERIOUSLY DID THIS MOTHERFUCKER SERIOUSLY SAY HE'S GONNA GIVE HIS BEST FRIEND UP FOR ERIC THE SLAVEOWNER WHO TURNS HIS VICTIMS INTO BRAINWASHED BIMBOS??? Now I know why Mike doesn't want Eric to see him.

I hate this, anytime TwoKinds becomes decent it slaps us with horrible ideas almost immediately.

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And then Mr. Donkey Dick Beard shows up to give Keith EVEN MORE impossible tasks. I'm surprised this fucker also didn't ask him to go to the moon, steal the Krabby Patty formula, play a full game of The Campaign for North Africa and get a person to change their views during a debate all within the span of one hour too.

This guy is legitimately detestable that I am kind of impressed. Not only is he a massive fucking tyrant who has inane beef with Keith for winning at an impossible mission, his design makes my eyes hurt. And the artstyle improving is making him look worse. Seriously, he looks like a fucking donkey and a goat crossbreeding with no will to live. I desperately hope he gets stabbed.

Also guards continue to show their stupidity. "We built this giant murder genocide machine in hopes that it will cure our king". Before 2024, I would have called that unrealistic writing. Okay I stop with the topical references.

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I'm glad the soldiers have some semblance of self-awareness. Wait, you guys are fully aware that Alaric sold your entire race out to Templars, a well known organization well known for their genocidal tendencies, and you find the small penis statue weird???

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Keith you slacker passivist of a douchepussy. Don't make me feel bad for Flora for having asshole friends!

Is it me or has Keith become more expressive lately? Or is the writing becoming more "interesting" so that I am not just paying attention to the art anymore?

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Why couldn't Natani just be a trans allegory? Now that we've lost the whole "Natani needs to get rid of the Andrew Tate who lives in their head" angle, we're just rooting for Natani and Keith to bang. Look, this comic barely can write its main couple properly, what makes you think this fauxgressive relationship will be any better?

"No you do not get it GW, we are rooting for them to overcome the bigotry of their clan" SO IS EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS GOOD IN THIS STORY. All the anglosaxons and other races hate eachother and it gives them validity to put all the racists in charge. Why did Alaric betray their own clan to work with templars? Racism. Why are all the templar towers being built? Racism. Why do the Templars want to hunt down Trace? Racism. Why does Flora's fiancee want to kill Trace? Racism. Why were the Magi Brothers assigned to assassinate Trace in the first place? Racism. Why people like Eric walk free? Racism. Wait, did I just mention Flora's fiancee? Man, talk about a character that this comic forgot existed.

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Oh cool, this is literally just Digit and Mora. So when Zen has sex, Natani also feels it? Cool, I'm glad this was established.

And also, jesus christ the wolves in this comic look absolutely hideous. This is not me being possessed by 2016 GW, they look really bad. They look like they were drawn by a whole another artist, and suddenly their snouts are MASSIVE, they look like Duran after buying a wig and going on a diet.

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Hoooooooooooold on a minute there.

Yeah no offense but the theory I conjured two months ago made a lot more sense. The fact they refer to themselves as "female in body, male in mind" proves they have some level of self-awareness about their situation, when it was established earlier that they were DEAD CONVINCED that they were a man, almost like Zen side of their soul forbid them from ever questioning it.

I'm sorry, what is the end game here? If Natani's soul is incurable and they end up embracing being a male in female body then by default Natani's story becomes trans allegory. If Natani's soul ends up being fixed and separated from Zen's, then they go back to being a girl and just...uh, they are healed? Hooray?

Man, I really don't think you should be introducing souls to your story for this reason.