#SolarOppositesTerry

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"All I want is Peace, Love, Understanding, and a Chocolate Bar."

Terry

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Terry: *gasps* What if this is a Carrie situation? Jesse: Bradshaw or drenched in blood?

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"Can you show me how to open this banana?"

Terry to Korvo

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Terry, how is Korvo gonna authorize a surprise birthday party for himself?

Yumyulack, Probably.

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Korvo: I ate some of the brownies you made.

Terry: Yeah, They’re gonna kick in soon.

Korvo: What's going to kick in soon?

Terry: ... *smirking*

Korvo: Terry?

Terry: ....

Korvo: TERRY?!?!

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Korvo: I AM LOST FOR WORDS!

Terry [narrating]: despite being lost for words, Korvo yelled at us for the next eleven minutes.

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Terry: you know, Jesse really looks up to you.

Yumyulack: She’s short! She looks up to everybody!

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Terry: It's just like that time Korvo dared me to lick the pole. Remember that?

Korvo: I didn't dare you to lick the pole. I said, "Terry, don't lick the pole," you said, "Don't tell me what to do!" and then licked the pole.

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Korvo: Why are there six dogs in the house!?

Terry: They’re Golden Retrievers.

Korvo: So?

Terry: They Retrieve Gold. I did this for us!

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Terry: So, tonight I was thinking we could stay up late playing checkers, or watch a movie, while saying all the things we like about each other. :)

Abductor: Korvo paid the ransom 3 days ago, please go home.

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Terry: We're not mad, we just-

Korvo: Why would you two need fake IDs?!

Yumyulack + Jesse: [Incoherent mumbling]

Korvo: Yumyulack, Jesse, someone speak up!

Yumyulack: … you need to be over eighteen at Petco to hold the puppies.

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Korvo: Okay, Terry. All you have to do is press the buttons-

Terry: Got it!

Korvo: I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time-

Terry: Got it!

Korvo: I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.

[Terry says nothing.]

Korvo: I’m done.

Terry: ...

Terry: Got It! :D

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Terry, texting Korvo: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Korvo′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Korvo, texting back: Fuck you.

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Terry: I love this new strawberry flavoured body wash I got!

Korvo: Flavoured?!

Terry: Scented! I meant scented! But yeah, it tasted like strawberries, too.

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Korvo: We tried things your way.

Terry: No, we didn't.

Korvo: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Terry: What are you doing?

Korvo: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know that it's private information.

Terry, looking over Korvo’s shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.