#So do I tbh
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serenisastar · 15 days ago
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Walburga: Sirius I am your mother!
Sirius: nuh uh
Walburga: fuck you mean ‘nuh uh’?!
Sirius: NUH UH!!!
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magnusstan · 2 months ago
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Heart eyes and fist bump for his old crush teammate, right in front of his current crush teammate.
(X)
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playgroundfadings · 2 months ago
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My favorite pastime is to talk trash about Danny with moots. This man will never know peace around me.
He's boy failure coded. Can't fix his broke ass car, forgets to eat, gets emotional about parodies. Tough it up sweetie.
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acornered · 7 months ago
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I love Virgil!!! I knew vultures were cool but I had no idea how social they could be!
I didn't know either until I started working at the rescue 😊 but I knew Virgil would be my best friend from the moment he pulled the shoelace out of my boot and ate it 😂
Fast forward 5 years and now I cannot start cleaning until I have spent at least 20 minutes preening him and letting him perch on my shoulder.
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preposterousgreen · 2 years ago
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Angeal wears socks with sandals.
That’s it. That’s the joke.
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1seaweedbrain1 · 2 years ago
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ive read like 20 of these tonight
i put hurt/comfort and batfam into ao3 and im reading most of these bitches
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anxious-alien-overlord · 2 years ago
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Y’all this just happened.
My sister: I love Pedro Pascal
Me: Everyone loves Pedro Pascal
Her: He’s so yummy
Me: *Spits out eggroll*
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horrorgirlreads · 1 year ago
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I hope the fic you are working on right now finds a reader who will think about it constantly for years
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beaft · 1 month ago
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
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pangur-and-grim · 20 days ago
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
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redsray · 10 months ago
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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hinamie · 3 months ago
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10 years later
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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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Happy 10th anniversary to FNAF!!
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grilde1chesse · 4 months ago
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BE FREE!!!
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remember 2 do ur clicks!!
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platoapproved · 5 months ago
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louis + cruelty
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