#Smart Hotel

[mensministry]

Niessen Smart Hotel, Madrid, Spain,

Ruiz-Velazquez Architecture and design

[bunnieswithknives]

I was thinking about HotelOwner!Taco interactions earlier and I think that they should be friends. Or maybe frenemies.

[starkspi]

From "Unadulterated Loathing" in which Charlie chains these two idiots accidentally together by @otsmosis (who made this comment at the end of the last chapter and inspired me to do whatever this is above)

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

charlie "my gf has great ideas doesn't she??? :)" and meanwhile pentious is SOBBING

XD

[dragon-spaghetti]

In case yous wanted to know what I was up to today lmfao

Plus current lineart wip:

Aaaaand tweet that inspired:

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

I will die on this hill

I constantly see those takes that Vox is wholly responsible for Val's position as an Overlord but it doesn't make any sense. Why on earth Vox would see this unhinged man and think Ah yes I need to make this idiot a powerful idiot. I wish nothing else but to form a fragile alliance and become highly dependent on his mood swings.

Like if Valentino was so bimbo brained and useless Vox would just get him into a contract instead of allowing him to build his own empire. Val has to be good at something else than serving cunt and sucking dick.

[ari-the-arotistic]

Guys, Hermes told them where to go to find the entrance of the underworld, and probably told them about Crusty, of course they know who he is, literally chill

[mydeerfellow]

ok but what if Vox aired the footage of Alastor getting his shit rocked by Adam thinking haha i'm so evil he'll be so EMBARRASSED except it backfires and Alastor becomes an overnight folk hero in Hell which he actually hates even fucking more and now neither of them are happy

[shokveyv]

you ever meet a person who is so radiant, you are struck dumb and unable to speak coherently?

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Taco Tuesday: Hazbin Hotel

Angel: (busts into the hotel with five bags of Taco Hell) Bitches, prepare your guts! It's Taco Tuesday!

Husker: Motherfucker, it's fuckin' Thursday.

Angel: To-may-to, po-tay-to, you gonna help me demolish $100 hellbucks worth of bad fast food Mexican or not?

Husker: .......Put me in.

Angel: (tosses bag to Husk) Here, go!

Cherri: I'm all in, dickhead! Toss me a bag!

Angel: (tosses another bag to Cherri) Here ya go!

Charlie: I'll have one or two if you're offering. I've never had Taco Hell before.

Angel: (throws three individual tacos to Charlie) Head's up!

Charlie: Ah! Ouph! (fumbling the tacos) Shit! I got 'em!

Angel: Al, ya in or what?

Alastor: You wouldn't catch me double dead eating that garbage.

Angel: What? You can eat rotten deer, but Taco Hell is too gross for ya? Hmph! (drops a bag in Vaggie's lap) Here ya go, Vags.

Vaggie: Wow, way to just assume I would want my own bag. Is that you being sexist or racist?

Angel: Realist. I've seen you demolish a whole pot of taco meat during monthly taco nights here when you think no one's lookin'.

Vaggie: And I fully intend to obliterate this bag, which doesn't change my initial statement. (unwraps a taco and practically inhales it)

Angel: Yeah, that's what I thought. Big Daddy Luci want in?

Charlie: (slowly eating her first taco and shakes her head) Mm-mm. Dad doesn't do well with spices or hispanic cuisine in general.... or fast food....

Angel: Alright, well, we got a spare bag for anyone who wants more. (digs into his own bag)

Husker: (unwraps a taco and tilts his head left and right to figure out how he wants to eat) Hmmmm.... When you guys eat a taco, do you tilt your head left or right?

Vaggie: (already halfway through her bag) Neither, the thighs typically keep my head firmly in place.

-Record Screech-

Hazbins: (absolutely shocked)

Charlie: (beet red and horns out as she hides behind a taco wrapper)

Vaggie: .......I said that out loud, didn't I?

Angel: Yeah, you did! Hahahahahahaha!!! Playing up that stereotype, ain'tcha, bitch?! This is almost as good as Selma Hayek playing the lesbian taco in "Sausage Party"!!!

[darkmedolie]

Heaven Pentious Tamagotchi

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: *contemplating a fancy bottle* Hey, d'ya think this is alcohol or perfume?

Husk: *grabs bottle. drinks all of it*

Angel:

Husk:

Angel:

Husk: It's perfume

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Adam: Luci, do you think I'm smart?

Lucifer: So this is what we're doing today? We're going to fight?

[velvet-games]

I think I'm getting tripped up on the fact that cannibalism is meant to feel animalistic and ancient, but the guy alastor's trying to eat is a fucking computer

[peppermint-whiskers]

Mind Wipe Pent, Victoria!Pent, and Heavenly Serpent Pent meet and it's all chaos-

Spawned by conversation with @emositecc XDD

Text below the cut!

Vic Pen: So how are you with your son?

Mind Wipe (mw) Pen: Oh we didn't have one

Vic Pen: What why?

Mw Pen: My wife died

Heavenly serpent (hs) Pen: I'd say I'm sorry but you're lucky. She died before she could kill you!

Mw Pen: WILL YOU STFU

Hs Pen: I mean this guy probably got killed by his wife too!

Vic Pen: NO???

Hs Pen: That's what she wants you to think

Mw Pen: Oh my god....

Hs Pen: You called?

Mw and Vic Pen: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*