#SkyMall
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Attack for a discord friend of mine, Skymall! I really like this character of his hehehe
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#jonathan coulton#joco#music#music poll#polls#tumblr polls#fandom polls#i love polls#poll time#my polls#thing a week#thing a week: four#SkyMall#Seahorse#Creepy Doll#Under the Pines#Big Bad World One#Mr. Fancy Pants#You Ruined Everything#I'm Your Moon#The Big Boom#Make You Cry#Pull the String#Summer's Over
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cleaning out a bin of random junk I've accumulated over the past 10 years and among a bunch of charger cables and broken headphones I found a crumpled skymall magazine page. The following is written in my handwriting around an image of a diamond ring:
"I reach under the porch, feeling blindly for the dark fur. ---mask -light in his eyes ---the whole world, black, with lights flaring everywhere, only to go out again. I won't tell the kids. Someday, maybe, but for now let them enjoy their world where the light never fades. "
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#skymall#i have no memory of this#mysterious note#things that happened#old post from 2017#i feel like i wrote the og note on a flight after waking up from a nap where I had a weird dream that I was a parent and my dog died#I was like 16??
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SkyMall
PROMPT: “What would you buy from the SkyMall catalog? Why?”
This Travel Pillow Large Easily Stored Perfect For Asphyxiating My Crying Seatmate
#creative writing#writing prompt#642 things to write about#skymall#poetry?#murrphius writes#murrphius stuff
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Hooo-leee shit! Nick!! We gotta find this warehouse or somethin', man, 'cause we need this Bigfoot statue!!
#mullet!Ellis is so based thank you kiivg hhhhhhhh#nick/ellis#nellis l4d2#nellis#nickxellis#my art#l4d2#left 4 dead 2#nick starts finding and collecting skymall mags as relics for ellis because he knows he'd enjoy the ridiculous products listed#and he knows ellis would have plenty of things to say about each item#It's fine#they can put the statue in Coach's veggie patch#and Nick would call it Francis just to see Ro get mad#can you believe it's almost 15 years since the green flu hit? Wild.
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Q: 'Dragon why do you love straight faced humour so much?'
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actually the best qol they've added yet
#chronic tree resetter over here jhfkg#i didnt do it once i FINALLY had my tree figured out#but. now i have New Paths to choose from#was doing the mineshaft rate increase but then i realized the increase is actually negligible it is so pathetic#so i reset and got rid of it to use my powder elsewhere#also got rid of skymall... i miss it already#i kinda wanna get rid of seasoned mineman and the one beside it one day but rn i didnt have anything else i wanted to use tokens for#maybe after i max peak (AGES from now) i'll have better options#but bonus 50 speed and fortune isnt bad. just feels a bit small compared to the other perks#chat#sb
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What if I got the pottery barn kids dollhouse nightstand and painted it
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Cover for Backrooms by no_clip.exe
Art by NEXXXUS SKYMALL
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I’m glad and disappointed at the same time that chemommy isn’t real.
i’m lmfao at this shit
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