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Vlad fucked up.
He doesn't know that yet, but he did.
I'm pretty sure Danny was already a spirit of Amity so that place is gonna fall apart real quick without it's protection spirit around. Plus the Ghost don't listen to Vlad so that's gonna get amped up.
Isn't Gotham cursed? Like magic people avoid Gotham because it's so cursed? I can imagine what those cursed do to Danny before he manages to break some of them.
Maybe the curses were there because there wasn't a city spirit in the first place so now those curses transfered to Amity now that Danny is gone.
And whatever Vlad did to Dani made Danny really mad so he's gonna be hunting for Vlad and the wizard who did this always.
City Spirit
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Vlad had grown tired of the young Badgers games, if the boy would not listen! Comply! Fine then, Vlad would take the hint then, but if the boy wouldn’t join him he would just have to remove the boy.
It had taken months of planning and scheming but he had finally figured out how to permanently rid himself of the thorn in his side called Phantom or better yet Danny.
Sure it took some persuasion and quite a bit of money but with the help of an old crooked spell caster Vlad had set up the perfect trap. He would finally be rid of the boy leaving him to rid of the boys father and be the comforting arms Maddie would turn to when Jack was finally gone. It was perfect really.
Now here he was face to face with the young halfa as the first step of his plan was set in motion.
A wicked grin ripped across his face as he held the blue blazing core towards the young halfa causing a snarl to rip from the boy.
“Now, now young Daniel. That’s now way to act, you might cause me to drop this precious little thing.” He grinned as he dropped the core only to catch it a moment later.
The panic in the little badgers eyes was so delightful it sent chills up his spine. There was no way the boy would attack with the risk of damaging the core that he held in his hands.
“Give her back! She has nothing to do with this!”
“Ohh but that’s where your wrong little badger, she has everything to do with this.” With that Vlad fled and of course the boy took the bait. He gave chase hot on Vlads tail as they picked up speed.
The chase was probably faster than Vlad or Phantom had ever gone and it was thrilling. To bad this would be phantoms last, after today Vlad would never have to deal with the boy again.
With the speed they were going it didn’t take but a few hours of chasing before the gloomy city of Gotham came in sight and Vlad belt the feeling of success swell in his chest as they flew over the city straight for an old clock tower.
Vlad easily turned intangible as he entered the tower and came to a stop against the back wall before turning to watch as the boy flew inside and stopped in the center, he’s chest heaving from the long and quick paced flight.
The boy was in the perfect position.
“Are you finally done with this pointless chase.” The boy growled as he moved closer like a cat ready to pounce on its prey.
“I am only just beginning little badger.” Vlad said as he helped the small core up causing the boy to stop in his tracks. “Now why don’t we land and talk this out, I’m certain you wouldn’t want anything to happen to little Dani now would you?”
“Don’t you dare! Do you realize what you’ve done! You’ve broken one of the realms biggest laws!”
“What they don’t know won’t hurt them now would it?” Vlad said as they began to float downward before both of there feet were planted on the ground.
Now that they were both firmly planted on the ground Vlad smiled. The second phase of the plan was active and everything was going swimmingly.
“Vlad please just give her back.”
“Ohh, begging now are we? That’s new even for you little badger.” Vlad said as he held the core close, “I quite like that, do it again!”
The boy visibly stiffened before he balled his fists and glared at Vlad, “pleas, don’t hurt her. I’m begging you give her back!” The boy practically sobbed.
Vlad grinned, ohh this was fantastic! Absolutely brilliant, he had the boy at the palm of his hand literally.
“I don’t think that was sincere, why don’t you beg some more. Show me just how far your willing to go! Beg on your knees, grovel before me and beg for her mercy!” He growled out as he gripped the core tightly causing a whining sound to come from the small orb in his hand.
The boy flinched and stared at him wide eyed before slowly he dropped to his knees. The look of hatred raged in the boys eyes as tears welled in them.
Who knew victory would be so thrilling!
With a cackle Vlad lived off before his grip tightened even more around the small core. Sadly a sacrifice must be made for the plan to work so no matter how much he enjoyed the boys begging he had to do what needed to be done.
He watched as the boys eyes widened in horror as the smallest of cracks appeared before it quickly grew in size and began to fracture across the whole of the core like lightning before finally it shattered.
A wail filled the air but it was to late, the deed had been done and the runes had activated. The whole clocktower lit up in neon green and the wail went unheard as the power from the spell overwhelmed the attack.
Vlad watched as green chains latched into the kneeling boy, his arms and legs restrained as well as his neck.
Vlad watched curiously as the old mage approached the boy who’s eyes now completely glowed green. The old coot placed his hand on the boys head before he began chanting in a language Vlad could not comprehend.
Immediately the boy began to wither in pain as green runes etched across his skin and his form began to change. No longer was there a 18 year old kneeling before the mage but a small boy with white hair.
Phantom was no more but in his place was a young city spirit, bound to the city Gotham and as such his form would represent the city itself.
Vlad didn’t think he would change so much. Phantom or Gotham was a small child of 8 to 10 years old with soft white hair that had flecks of black and deep green eyes, his tan skin etched in runes and his death scars, the linchenburg scars on his left arm traveling up to his heart and neck now glowed an eerie green.
Then there was the change in clothes, His face was covered completely in a mask only leaving the boys eyes and the bridge of his nose visibly. Then there was the rest of him so much line one of the bats little Robins but the armor was black and grey without any insignia in sight. His left arm and neck were the only parts of the boy left bare showing the deep glowing scars and his neck was etched in a dark runes that bound him to the city much like a collar.
Finally the glowing faded ad the boy collapsed as the chains faded into nothingness. The deed was done, the boy would never get in his way again. Sure he had to make the sacrifice but in truth it was worth it as he would have never been able to kill the boy so he had done the next best thing. He had trapped him.
Gotham was far from Amity, far away where he could no longer get in Vlad’s way.
“It’s been done, I’ll take my leave now.” The old mage said as he removed himself from Vlad’s sight.
Vlad landed and kneeled next to the unconscious boy. “How cute, it seems that the bats and birds influence the city far more than what I thought.” He grinned as he held the boys face in his hands.
It really was a shame Vlad couldn’t keep the boy as his own but this would do and maybe he could come back for him once he had Maddie at his side.
He grinned at the thought before he set the boy down. He had plans to make and a wife to take!
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(Late night ideas are always fun so I hope y’all enjoy.)
Should i keep going with this?
#dpxdc#dc x dp#vlad fucked up#Danny is Gotham#Danny was Amity#Gotham is cursed#Amity is now cursed#Vlad just sentenced everyone in both cities to death#Vlad is probably cursed too#No matter where he goes#He will never find a home#And will be chased out#Everyone in the Ghost Zone hates Vlad#They probably locked him out so he would be alone forever#We all know Maddie doesn't want Vlad#He's too small#Size matters to her#He has baby hands and a weak body#He's not Jacked like Jack#Jazz goes to college in Gotham#So she probably noticed her brother being tied to this city#The could probably get him unbound#But Danny is already traumatized from what Vlad did#His core is probably damaged#rest in piss Vlad#Please continue
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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Got some outfits designed for her!
Winter and summer versions!
#character design#dragon girl#monster girl#outfit design#Rida#Ridragon#dragon yuri#yeah she's got seasonal colours because I couldn't decide#and nothing matters it's all in my head#so she can be whatever colour and still make out with her wife#body positive#chubby art#fat girl art#plus size art
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drawings of @gutztism's idea 😼 get horsed
#my art#skyrim#elenwen looking perfect even as a pony she;s always slaying My queen#i saw U say that ulfric wud be an alicorn and at first i wasn't sure about it (nords would probably just be pegasi); but then it hit me....#the greybeards done facked up and gave him a horn#elisif would have the regular smaller pony build while elenwen should be c*lestia/l*na sized maybe#it doesn't matter if she's a pony.. they'll all still look elongated and mutated as altm*r LOL#imo elisif would only have a horn (mer attribute obvi) before becoming high queen but it'd also still be fun -#- for her to be an alicorn pre-reign and just be.... INEPT#at everything#cus nobody is training her to fly or to use magic#she'd 100% be too scared to fly 😢 i want her to try and fall flat on her face -#- and cry about it after like a baby#rikke is the only one supporting her thru that DFVOUOT5I5#she probably used to fly alongside/with torygg's help but not anymore Thanks a lot ulfric#sorry this is getting too meta#also i forgot elisif's braid wtf
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I always imagine the aurora as a massive ship. I know it’s probably not but just something about a network of hallways that stay largely untouched and isolated, especially after nastya goes out… it just does something to me
#the mechanisms#the mechs#idk I just have thoughts about how perpetually empty she feels#no matter how many people join the crew#there’s always too much space and never enough people to fill it#I’m purposefully ignoring the logistics of a ship that size only having one pilot and one engineer to keep her running#(and then not even that)
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i saw a live action fancasting for spop on pinterest and they chose fucking ZENDAYA as catra i’m dying 😭
#tbf zendaya seems to be the popular fancast for ANY poc apparently#tiana from the princess and the frog? zendaya.#moana from moana? zendaya.#doesn’t matter if the character is latina or indian or black or indigenous or malaysian#zendaya is a one size fits all#also i’m imagining a true live action adaptation of catra would be CURSED#she has fur all over her body! this is gonna be cats the musical all over again#anti stans
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Sharing recipes with my mom rules bc she also just vibes her way thru things. "If it smells good, put it in too" is our general soup recipe format. We really only write down the "how to cook this ingredient" type steps. Smelling my way down my spice collection like huh I guess the soup DOES need little a bit of a pinch of cinnamon...
#Creepy chatter#Gonna give her some soup and I love not having to figure ratios for her if she wants the recipe#Buy like [makes a shape w hands] this much beef and put it in the big box size of store beef broth#I started w 3 cups additional beef broth base I made + 3 cups herb broth but well idk how much it was by the end bc I kept adding broth#My mother: I understand. I will also do this.#Me: beef -> onion -> corn skillet cooking order. Idk if it matters but my corn was yummy#My mother: yes naturally. And the garlic?#Me: with the onions only of course. While caramelizing. Of course.#We both nod sagely and simultaneously burn our mouths on soup from the stovetop
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New furry ocs bay bee
Tony and her two big girlfriends
#is tony tiny or are laverne and sylvia huge?#honestly i haven't decided i guess it depends on the situation its whatever#all that matters is that tony is pocket sized compared to her gfs#did i make new ocs mostly to fuel my macro kink? yes. yes i did#but also i just dont have many furry ocs#and i just generally find it cute when theres just a tiny lil guy#also never had a hooved oc so! wanted to make a cow#and i am obsessed with scottish highland cows. one of my favorite animals genuinely#furry#furry oc#cow furry#dog furry#cat furry#sylvia is a bernese mountain dog btw#furry art#furry artist#oc#art#digital art#macrophilia#jonny bee art
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Doms that are strong and silent = so hot 🫠
…..now that they’ve all scrolled passed this post…seriously though, wtf they be thinkin??!
#bd/sm dom#sizequeen#size k1nk#size k!nk#size difference#size matters#bd/sm daddy#daddy’s babygirl#bd/sm community#bd/sm brat#cnc free use#bd/sm blog#bd/sm kink#daddy k!nk#free use kink#daddy's good girl#domestic discipline#dominance#sub things#sub thots#sub thoughts#her submisive heart#submit#submisive and breedable#d/s sub#married submisive#i want to be a good girl#this is a girlblog#beauttiful girls
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Aradia: don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell
#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#aradia megido#mod terezi#i'd've gone with feferi but she already has access to whale skeletons and her place is big enough for size to not matter
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#us presidential election#general election#us general election#us general election 2024#general election 2024#election 2024#kamala harris#donald trump#it's super super important to vote#especially if you live in a swing state#and even if you don't you should still vote because local and state elections matter#I'm mostly voting because we have a real shot at kicking Ted Cruz out of office#the race is shockingly close#it could very well come down to a handful of votes#but as far as the presidential election?#I'm voting for Kamala#but I'll be frankly astonished if she wins#which is awful#but it's my strong suspicion#even if Nate Silver hadn't said she'd lose#but he did which isn't great either#anyways#you should still get out and vote for her because it's not over yet#I'd love to be wrong#please help prove me wrong#reblog for a bigger sample size#please
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I don't have a problem with women literally kicking ass, but Hollywood needs to stop showing me 90lbs stick figures throwing jacked dudes into walls.
#at least make her rip off his balls so the size difference doesn't matter#or put an actress in the role that actually looks like she could beat someone up
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Some possible* Tala stickers :D (Patreon)
#My art#Original#Tala#*I'm more just playing around with the idea of making some - personal stickers!#I mean I'm the biggest Tala fan anyway it's fine if it's for an audience of one lol#I finally got my hands on some sticker paper a bit back now it's just a matter of getting them the size I want and finding a good printer!#Ours is uh....well just don't look too closely at some of the greyscale pages I've posted they leave a bit to be desired lol#And that's just black and white I'm a little concerned what it'd do to pictures! :'D#Though I say that but it did print the art from Roundabout quite nicely so hmm! Maybe! But I do have other avenues if I want them :)#It's nice to have options!#For the time being they're just cute little guys of one of my cute little guys! :D In her doggy form and specifically her plush puppy form ♪#I really have been enjoying adding to her physical accessories haha - she's always got her little gold stitch/scar#And then her first accessory being the bracelet - and then her face mask - and now her ribbon! :D It's all very cute she's very cute#She's also good feral practice since I'm still not very good at drawing dogs or cats or the like :'D#I used references for that first one! Wowie!#I'm a fan of how she turned out overall :) I can still see some work I'd like to improve for her back legs but other than that :D#Baring her little teefsies hehe she's so scary ♥#My love of drawing plushies rears its head again - she is added to the list! No soft shading or lighting like MewTwo tho that's alright#The stitches are the really important part :) I like them!#I wish she could sit like that irl haha she's actually very stable to stand! A little awkward to sit#And finally a cutesy cartoony one :D She doesn't have paw beans irl either but come on I had to!#I debated whether they'd be pink or brown but I think I'm happiest keeping her palette simple :)#She's so cute <3
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I was finally going to buy Misty a Christmas sweater from RedHound for Dogs this year (my fav whippet clothes brand). But they do a unique one each year and now I'm like... Maybe I should wait until next year so the pups can match....
#dont want to get the wrong size...#though the parents are about the same size as Misty's parents. weight wise#though also i liked last years pattern better so maybe i should wait and see what next year's is#but alsooo. misty stained one of her outfits from them and one is inexplicably smelly no matter how i wash it#so i kinda did want to buy a couple things anyways.....#indecisive today... need to decide soon on holiday sweater though. before they run out
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Steve buys white converse and Robin buys black and they each swap a shoe so they're matchy
#i KNOW they're not going to be the same shoe size#but to ME they are and that's all that matter#steve and robin got that sisterhood of the travelling wardobe thing where no matter what they buy if it fits one of them it fits the other#steve harrington#robin buckley#platonic with a capital p#platonic soulmates#pyreposting#yes they're doodled all to hell bc Rob was already doodling on her shoes and Steve just didn't care enough to stop her from doodling on his#the white ones both have 'BOOBIES ☺' written on the inner side of them and that was Steve's contribution
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My scavenge for screenshots that I might use in an upcoming video essay led me to Lilith Fairen’s blog where, lo and behold, she apparently saw this post of mine and decided she had to talk about it
That’s an interesting way to say “the blog has me blocked, so I can’t reblog the OG post.” Fairen, you know what a block means, right? It means I don’t consent to you being on my damn blog. So either you don’t understand what boundaries are or you think it’s okay to ignore them so long as it’s the right kind of person you’re invading. Neither of which reflect well on you
#rwde#lilith fairen#while i could go through her post and tear it apart point by point#i got shit to do. my essay aint gonna write itself#and itd be redundant since my essay is in part abt how people willfully misinterpret adam for their hate wanks#maybe i will anyway since i have her whole post but this is the thing thats pissing me off. dont fucking lie that rwde hates disagreements#i enjoy talking to people w different perspectives. an anti rwder and i once had a v pleasant talk despite a v rocky start#we even reached a conclusion with mutual understanding of each others positions and reasonings#but lilith doesnt want to talk. she doesnt want to look at how flawed rwby is unless its in a way that can be used to bash others#and it'd be pointless considering she's never going to change her mind no matter what any of us say#if she was here for honest. good faith discussion abt a cartoon she wouldn't be blocked by the entire damn tag#so lilith kindly take the planet sized hint and leave people the fuck alone#you wanna bitch and moan abt dex stalking or bullying or whatever to you but then you turn around and do shit like this#treat others how you want to be treated. when you act like an invasive asshole guess what people are going to start reflecting back at you
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