#Sissy tua2

[shrimp-colours]

who is your favorite tua person. mine is klaus and/or five/and or vanya if you do not agree you are lying

Rating TUA characters based on no logic except my twisted own

Luther- 6/10. Season 1 Luther however- -2/10. He got a redemption arc and apologized and I love him for that.

Diego- 8/10. A Himbo (Respects women, an absolute idiot, and muscular). Makes me laugh. I love him. But he also had an obsession with JFK so....

Allison- 23/10. I love her. She has her problems, yes and we should absolutely address and talk about them. But, she also had a terrible childhood, and lost her child and then like a month later, lost her husband whom she loved with her whole entire heart. NE ways, wait for “Child Abuse in The Umbrella Academy essay” coming whenever I get around to writing it.

Klaus- 8/10. Boys got his problems. Probably not the most traumatized of them all but anyway, wait for my essay. He needs to go to therapy. Immediately.

Five- Solid 9/10. He’s an amazing character (not a good person, a good character), and deffo the most entertaining. Anyway, good plots, amazing lines, perfect chaos entity.

Ben- 9/10. He needs more of his own story, we need Ben, not Klaus and Ben. I’m just getting tired of Klaus, guest starring Ben. I want Ben, guest starring no one because Ben deserves his own plot and story and I have too many feelings.

Vanya- 8/10. She’s wonderful. Needs to hide her meds better.

The Handler- -199999938472748724/10. She’s horrible. I despise her, loathe her. With that in mind, she has the best wardrobe. She’s tall, hot, and im gay leave me alone. But she also has icky vibes. When she’s with Five she’s icky. I dont like her and Five alone.

Raymond Chestnut- It’s impossible to assign a rating to a perfect person. Good day.

Lila- 10/10. She’s amazing. Love her.

Elliot- 8/10. cant explain it.

Sissy- 10/10. She loves Harlan and does the best with the resources available to her as a woman with a son with autism in the 60s.

Carl- -199999938472748723/10. 1 point less than the Handler. Homophobic shit.

Patrick (Allisons ex)- 3/10. Don’t know him, except he was right in divorcing Allison for manipulating their daughter with powers

Claire- 8/10. I want to know her.

R*ginald Hargreeves- doesnt deserve to be on this list. Has earned the name "Veggie"/"Veginald" because vegetables suck and so does he.

Grace (Robot) Hargreeves- 7/10. She didnt have a choice on whether to stop R*ggie so she didn't.

Grace (Human)- Perfect. Absolutely beautiful. 9/10. Still went out with R*ggie.

Sparrows

Marcus- 7/10. Seems kinda cool. If he’s nice it’ll go up to 9/10. But idk if he’s nice or not so, sticking with 7.

Ben- 6/10. An asshole. But a good character, I hope.

Fei- 10/10. I love her already. Seems like a really amazing character

Alphonso- 5/10. Seems like the exact opposite of Klaus. He’s the token straight of the family.

Sloane- 9/10. I like her too. She seems really nice and if she isn’t ill hurt someone.

Jayme- 22/10. Pretty, don’t blame me im gay. But also she’s smart and scares people. I want to be her.

Christopher- 9/10. A cube!!! Awesome. But he replaced baby Vanya so -1 point.

I realize this didnt answer the question at all, but here you go. 

[churchoftheconfusedchicken]

30 day pride month challenge day 14 and 15 cuz i forgot yesterday lol

favourite lgbtq meme:

and now for the day i’ve been waiting for…. my lgbtq ships!!

will solace + nico di angelo

eric effiong + adam groff

vanya hargreeves + sissy

ola nyman + lily iglehart

jesper fahey + wylan van eck

magnus chase + alex fierro

cooper clay + kris

sterling wesley + april stevens

roshan ahmadi + tremaine blackbourne

[kneworder]

Sissy, who’s just spent the last hour trying to stop her son’s world ending meltdown after he inadvertently redirected a bullet into his father’s heart and has definitely not had the time to check the news and learn about Kennedy, let alone the people suspected to be responsible for his assassination:

[einaudis]

The Umbrella Academy » Episodes (Sorted by IMDb's Rating ↑)

11 | Valhalla (S02E05) » ★ 8,4

[viktorthepsychic]

Instagram | @ellenpage: Sissy and Vanya on the ranch 🌈

[armandyke]

Do you think Klaus told Allison and Vanya the whole story about Dave during their drunken girls night in the salon because if not.. his entire family Still doesn’t know about that

[wykart]

Dancing in the moonlight

[hargreeveslove]

🤔💭fellas is it gay? to?🙈👌live on a farm 🤠🚜with ur wife👰💏😍✨ and her kid while she helps you with ur amnesia 😵💢💫 and u help her kid👱👑😁 and u share coffee☕n kisses 🙊👄💤 whenever her lame 😑😠ass🤢😒🚬husband🚫🤢🐍is gone? 🤔

[audioshoes]

Okay but Vanya is living out my 60s lesbian fantasy

[myersesque]

yo shoutout to harlan cooper. shoutout to the writers for writing a nonverbal autistic kid and not just making him a joke or an issue to be solved. shoutout to sissy and vanya for actively stopping his father from institutionalising him. I was absolutely dreading the way he'd be treated and I was so glad to be proven wrong.

[neighborly]

these two drag queens providing commentary for season 2 of the umbrella academy is some of the funniest shit i’ve seen all week [x]

[villskn1fe]

My rewrite of the scene where Vanya comes home drunk:

Sissy: Vanya! I can’t believe how drunk you are-

Vanya walking through the door: I am not drunk.

Sissy: Yes you are!

Vanya: I am not. Fucking. Drunk.

Sissy: Well, can you tell the time?

Vanya: Yes, **turns awkwardly to the clock on the wall, and points to it** I AM NOT DRUNK.

https://youtu.be/-KG_AMMz4PQ

this is the video, as soon as I saw it I thought of Vanya and sissy lmao

[renfriscreyden]

Resuscitating someone from near-death and accidently giving them superpowers? Call that #justvanyathings babey

[einaudis]

- Six days. We’ve got six days.

- Six days until what?

- I can’t explain, okay? Just... We need to go now, please.

- Vanya...

- Please, come. Please--

- Vanya. Vanya. Vanya! I can’t.

[viktorthepsychic]

A little thing I appreciate is that at no point in the season does Sissy or Vanya speak to or about Harlan as if he can't understand them. They know that his inability to speak doesn't mean he's stupid or that he isn't capable of his own thought. As a mostly nonverbal autistic person myself, this is so refreshing to see in tv. Too often characters talk around autistic people instead of talking to them and taking their feelings into consideration.

(Also further proves my autistic!vanya theory)

[armandyke]

Hey before Vanya got her memories back did she ever find out how old Five was