#Sirius fall for Remus

[until-the-house-shakes]

Barty: GIRL. DO NOT TOUCH MY SHIT!

Regulus: Oh so you see me as a girl?

Barty: wait no i-

Evan: it’s because he’s trans huh? And trans boys aren’t ‘real boys’ Barty? Is that it?

Barty: NO NO NO I-

Regulus: I knew you could be mean but.. *tearing up* I.. I thought we were friends Barty.

Barty: Reggie I’m so sorry. Please listen. I didn’t mean it that way. I pr-

Evan: You’re fucking sick.

Barty: *tearing up* Boys please. I’m so s-sorry. I promise I d-didn’t m-

Regulus and Evan: *fucking losing it*

These two LOVE fucking with Barty any chance they get, and Barty definitely uses ‘Bruh’ and ‘Girl’ as gender neutral terms.

[dazzlemebaby]

Regulus: We need a distraction.

Remus: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

James, whispering: My time has come.

[pommeauromarin]

I'm sorry, but for me, friends to lovers is the superior trope. I love me a little enemies to lovers, but it doesn't hit the same. The tension, will they won't they, the angst, the fact that they know each other so well and that's why they won't confess, too scared to ruin what they have, or they just believe it's all they CAN have ARGH YES PLEASE SPECTACULAR GIVE 14 OF THEM RIGHT NOW

[s1r1us0black]

Okay, but- but... but... b... WHY DO I SEE THIS WHEN I OPENED PINTEREST?

Creds: dara_art

[moonysraygun]

Remus sits with his legs crossed, Sirius manspreads, Peter sits crisscrossed, and James... he's hanging upside down off of any seat for real.

[ezkel]

even after they're both married to their partners, James and Sirius still hold meetings to talk about how to win them over

[maxdibert]

Propaganda I’m not falling for:

• Severus Snape bullying students

• Sirius Black being abused by his mother

• Wolfstar in any version

• Regulus Black being forced by his family to become a Death Eater instead of just being the Voldie simp with posters in his room that he actually was

• Lucius Malfoy as an abusive father or husband, like, WTF

• Lily Evans as the ultimate male moral compass

• Lily Evans as a feminist (spits)

• James Potter not being a damn abuser or a violent man

• Social Justice Warrior James Potter

• Sirius Black as a mature adult

• Incel Severus Snape

• Severus Snape as the magical version of Joe Goldberg

• Any ridiculous Snape bashing, in general, thanks

• Peter Pettigrew being “just another Marauder” and not some kind of pet for them

• Remus being on the same level as James and Sirius in that group

• Sirius actually caring about people besides James

• Any character only briefly mentioned in the books like Mary McFlurry or Pandora Dumbdeep having more importance than they deserve

• Barty Crouch as some gothic twink who lived to get attention at school

• Dorcas Meadowes being Slytherin, WTF

• Marlene McKinnon or Dorcas Meadowes being in the same year as the Marauders, like, WTF

• Mary McDonald being relevant to the plot like please, get that minor character away from me; let her go eat Happy Meals, thanks

• James Potter not being white

• Racist Severus Snape

• The Marauders bullying Snape because he was a dark wizard and not because they were classist, abusive little shits

• Lily Evans being the biggest victim of the wizarding world for being a Muggle-born when she was literally more privileged than 90% of the wizarding world

• James Potter being good in bed

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: You're a werewolf?

Sirius: I should have know from your strange wolf language

Remus: It's Welsh

[uhhlifeig]

Wrap - March 12 - word count: 378 - @wolfstarmicrofic

“How could you? After all I’ve done for you?” Sirius cried, tears shining in his eyes. “You’re a fucking traitor.”

“N-no, wait, I can explain-” Remus said desperately. He put his hands up near his shoulders, slowly backing up as Sirius got closer.

“Explain what?” Sirius hissed. “You cheater. How could you?”

“It’s not what it looks like, I swear,” Remus stammered. “It’s just- she seduced me, and-”

“Oh, so we’re blaming the girl, now?” Sirius scoffed. “It’s her fault you slept with her? It’s her fault you didn’t tell her you had a boyfriend? I don’t see your fucking point!” He threw his hands up angrily.

“No! No, it’s just… I was propositioned?” Remus said weakly. 

Sirius let out a mirthless chuckle, backing Remus into a corner. “You were propositioned? My God, you had a choice! You could’ve said no, could’ve saved us all the grief. But no, you had to give into your fucking desires.” He slammed his fist into the wall, leaving a dent.

“Please, sweetheart,” Remus begged. “It won’t happen again, I swear. It was just a one-time thing, I’m sorry.”

Sirius ignored him. “If you’re willing to cheat, love,” he spat, saying the pet name like a curse. “Then you’re willing to do other things. Honestly, do you even love me anymore? Putting us through this-”

“I love you,” Remus said, falling to his knees in despair. “Don’t leave.”

“Oh, I won’t be the one leaving,” Sirius laughed saccharinely, stretching his lips in a crude imitation of a smile. 

“What?”

“Out. You have an hour to grab your stuff.” Sirius turned on his heel, leaving the room.

“And cut! That’s a wrap, boys. Good job today, Sirius. Very aggressive,” Mrs. McGonagall said from the sidelines. 

“Thanks,” Sirius grinned, stepping out from the doorway. He walked toward Remus, who was staring at him with a lovestruck look on his face.

“C’mon, Moony, up you get,” Sirius smiled, hauling his boyfriend to his feet.

“Have I ever told you how much I love you?” Remus asked, wrapping an arm around Sirius’s waist as they left the set.

“Oh, never,” Sirius smirked. “Why don’t we hear it again, huh?”

Remus smiled, too. “I love you very much, my Padfoot.”

“And I love you too, Moony. Always.”

[orchideous-nox]

me when someone suggests a conventionally attractive fc for remus

[ttroubledwaters]

Pandalily is by far one of the most underrated ships in the marauders LIKE ITS SO CUTE, THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF IT. People finding Pandora a bit off and lily doesn't. EVEN BETTER WHEN ITS SEER!PANDORA BC LILY COULD LIKE FIND PANDORA WHILE SHES IN HER "DREAMS" AND HELP HER COME BACK TO REALITY AND ITS JUST UGHSHSHSHB

[m00neroni]

marauders fandom propaganda I'm not falling for - I wanted to be included (except I only care about 4 characters you'll see)

alpha dom mean cruel super ultra mega werewolf Remus

dumbifying characters (James and Sirius I'm talking about you)

oppressed/oppressor ships | death eaters/order member ships (sorry it's a big no-no here)

trad-wife Lily

the "traitor/spy" thing being one-dimensional

James and Lily believing Remus was the spy too

not thinking characters can have more than one best friend/important relationship

ignoring James and Remus friendship and bond

Remus not having a sweet tooth

"misunderstood" babyfied death eaters

post-the prank Remus seeking comfort on the Slytherins and turning mean

people pleaser James (what is that?)

non-manipulative Peter

not acknowledging or diminishing both Remus and Sirius' canon trauma

"They can't all be queer because it was the 70s"

short Sirius

There are probably more but I'm feeling nice today.

[battii-art]

Eepy,, so eepy,, after all that candy,,,

[moonyfr]

Remus "Starman" Lupin

Sirius "Lady Stardust" Black

James "Soul Love" Potter

Peter "Five Years" Pettigrew

Lily "Hang On To Yourself" Evans

Marlene "Suffragatte City" McKinnon

Mary "Rock'n'roll Suicide" Macdonald

[kingstarkingslay]

cute NASA intern Remus Lupin meets hot astronaut Sirius Black

[ezkel]

Sirius is a model with an active twitter account. Remus has a small account that he posts pictures of his pet dogs, padfoot and moony, on.

A picture of padfoot makes its way onto Sirius' feed in the middle of the night, he reposts the picture and then scrolls through Remus' entire account.

Remus wakes up to hundreds of notifications as a portion of Sirius' fanbase obsess over his account.

Sirius ends up keeping up to date with all pictures of remus' dogs. he's drunk one night, telling and showing James the cutest dogs he's ever seen, and decides he needs to contact the account and ask for more pictures.

Remus once again wakes up to his phone buzzing incessantly, only to find out that the Sirius Black has been spamming him begging for more pictures of his pets.