#Simon Peel

[e--q]

Simon Peel & Oliver Smallbridge

(Handmade Soft Toy Lion and Dragon inspired by British Sitcom “Never the Twain” and brilliantly played by Donald Sinden & Windsor Davies)

~ Happy Birthday Donald Sinden ~

[alliddewrites]

Orange Peel Theory

Simon 'Ghost' Riley x Reader

Content disclaimer:

Pure fluff,

Not proofread,

Gender neutral reader

Masterlist

While scrolling through TikTok on your bed, you came across a video of a woman asking her boyfriend for an orange, seeing if he would peel it or not.

Looking over at Simon next to you, who is currently focused on something on his laptop, you decide to try it too.

“Simoooon?” you try to get his attention, drawing out his name, making your voice whinier.

“Hm?” he raises an eyebrow, still engrossed in his laptop.

“I want an orange…” you said, giving him your best puppy dog eyes.

“We have some in the kitchen.” he takes a glance at you, trying to figure out your intentions.

“But I don't wanna peel it…” you whine, leaning against his arm and nuzzling against it.

He puts his pointer finger and thumb under your chin, tilitng your head up, “I'll peel it, I'll cut it, saute it, cook it. I'll do anything for ya.” he looks directly into your eyes with the softest look you've ever seen on his face.

He lets you go, but before he can get off the bed, you cling onto him, burying your face in his chest while grabbing onto his closest arm.

“I didn't actually want an orange… Just wanted to see what your response would be to me asking.” you mumble against him.

“Oh yeah?” he puts aside his laptop and pulls you on his lap. “Is this a test or something?”

“I just saw other girls doing this online, so I also wanted to do it with you.” you reply, looking up at him.

“And did I pass?” he whispers in your ear, squeezing you slightly. You giggle and wrap your arms around his neck, linking your hands together.

“Well… I don't see a peeled, cut, sauteed, cooked orange anywhere.” you tease.

“You cheeky little…” he kisses you, cutting himself off.

Inspired by this TikTok

[enarien]

i just learned that about 70% of the fun carrot carrying people in US is circumcised

in UK it's about 5%

so all those dick measuring posts that talk about tft141 equipment need to rewrite that particular section... sure they can be as veiny, hairy and coloured as you like but we are in mushroom tip with a top hat teritory now ... *said with kindness*

@391780 ... don't know why i @ you... guess it's a piece of information i think you should know 🤷

[ghcstao3]

It’s in the mess hall one unassuming morning that Soap discovers what might possibly be the worst form of torture known to man.

Man, of course, meaning Soap and Soap alone.

It starts with deft fingers digging into the thick skin of an orange, the underside of neat fingernails turning yellow with pulp as they push into the outermost layer of the fruit.

It continues with slow, deliberate peeling; with discarding the rind on an emptied plate in equal pieces; with being hardly mindful of the juice that soaks calloused fingertips when thumbs press too hard into the orange's flesh.

Soap feels his entire body tense as the fruit is sectioned and set in a pile, frozen as Ghost lifts a hand to his mouth, presses a thumb to his lips and swipes a tongue over the sticky, citrusy mess that had been left behind.

The sergeant swallows thickly as Ghost then takes a first slice and bites into it, more juice spilling onto thin, pink lips. A tongue darts out to catch the droplets; a low, nearly undetectable hum rumbles out of Ghost's throat.

Soap is squirming the entire time Ghost eats. His skin crawls. A shiver creeps up his spine. Ghost enjoys, almost too much, like it's the best orange he's ever had the pleasure of tasting.

Briefly, fleeting, Soap has a thought of how the citrus may taste from Ghost's exposed lips, rather than from the seemingly delectable fruit itself.

It ends when Ghost finally, mercifully finishes the final part of his breakfast. He uses a napkin to clean his mouth this time before rolling his mask back under his chin, pushing away from the table and standing with his tray.

Soap watches him walk away. Watches him toss the orange skin into the bin, and continue on with whatever else his morning routine consisted of.

The sergeant slumps in his seat once Ghost is out of sight, heaving a long and deep sigh to relieve the pent up pressure in his chest from the longest five minutes of his life. He scrubs at his face, begging the heat in his cheeks to dissipate before he's meant to get up and start on with his own day.

If it'd even be possible, after something like that.

[robiinurheart33]

Horror movie 141 headcanons

Price: can handle anything. On the rare occasion he gets jump scared he just grumbles and gets embarrassed that he got caught off guard.

Ghost: doesn’t really join them to watch horror movies. He can get uncomfortable with the imagery and sound effects but it depends on the movie itself. He’s more in tuned with comedy/horror movies and never gets jumpscared.

Soap: only watches horror movies when Gaz invites him to. Jumps semi-occasionally but he’s the type to talk during the movie and piss everyone off. If there’s guns in the movie, he’s definitely going to complain about how inaccurate it is.

Gaz: horror movie veteran. The one who invites everyone to come together and watch it. Same as Soap, gets jumped semi-occasionally. He loves the thrill of watching a horror movie, especially psychological horror. When the timing lines up just right and all of 141 is able to watch together is when he enjoys it the most.

[ittorule34]

dw i also ate permafrost

Beautiful women named “ancient bacteria and viruses” are messaging me

[superdogbiter]

Tim burton/jhonny depp is not here because depp is an abuser

Anyway say your favorite movie out of the choice you made that these two collaborated on

[yeyinde]

thinking filthy horny ghost and/or price thots - not only likes to fuck you while you're on your period but wants to. enjoys pleasuring you and taking the edge off your aches and pains, chuckles softly and says "not afraid of a little blood, sweetheart" when you get embarrassed

they spend half their days rolling around in grit, soot, sweat, and blood - this is absolutely nothing to them at all!!

(and i think they both enjoy seeing you flustered and embarrassed)

[luca-ercolani]

THE SIMPSONS | Movie Trailer (2025)

[spilladabalia]

Working Week featuring Julie Tippetts and Claudia Figueroa ''Venceremos''

[toshidou]

🫣🫣🫣

need i say more

[bob-the-movie-man-film-reviews]

Blink Twice (15): Absolute power corrupts... absolutely in this "Me Too" thriller.

#onemannsmovies #filmreview of "Blink Twice". #BlinkTwice. Zoë Kravitz's directorial debut hits it out of the park. Chilling and suspenseful. 4/5.

A One Mann’s Movies review of “Blink Twice” (2024). When I saw the trailer of Zoë Kravitz’s “Blink Twice” I was immediately reminded of Mark Mylod’s 2022 comedy/horror “The Menu“. In that film, Ralph Fiennes plays Chef Slowik: a rich and pretentious chef who invites rich twats to his exclusive island to enjoy fine dining with a twist. I wasn’t wrong about that. But there is also a good dose of…

[piccolina-mina]

Simone was really about to have the f**k of her life by melanated and blessed by the gods baby Shepherd who WORSHIPS her but stopped mid [redacted] because he was definitely heading to [redacted] for her dusty ex-fiance who treats her like crap, doesn't defend not support her, and love bombed her with another proposal after trashing her life. AIN'T NO WAYYYYYYYY!!

[unmotivatedartistry]

I like raw onions. Fight me

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Since “Wonder Man” is centered on an actor-turned-superhero, for the upcoming show, I have a few ideas:

1) Behind-the-scenes of a biopic centered on Scott Lang. Paul Rudd appears as himself and the running gag is that people are convinced he’s just Scott Lang pretending to be Paul. The payoff is that Scott actually appears at the end of the episode and thanks Paul for playing him.

2) Wonder Man decides to write the script for a Hawkeye biopic. However, since Clint Barton doesn’t want his family to be named in the movie, the names are changed in the script. Much to Clint’s dismay, Wonder Man rewrites the script so that Lila Barton is renamed to “Kate Barton”, which is just a coincidence but gets a good reaction from both Clint and Kate Bishop.

3) Revealed that Jean-Claude Van Damme starred in a Captain America period drama/biopic that was made in the 1990s. The movie was criticized for casting JCVD since it didn’t make sense that New Yorker Steve Rogers had a thick, Belgian accent.

4) Instead of the superhero genre dominating entertainment, it’s something else. Maybe in the MCU, they have the SMCU (Supernatural Monsters Cinematic Universe).

5) Wonder Man is cast in an indie comedy film starring Nathan Fielder. The episode plays out like an episode of “Nathan For You”.

6) Jordan Peele makes a guest appearance as himself. He wants to make a horror film starring Wonder Man, but doesn’t know what the plot will be. He then becomes inspired to make a slasher film after reading about the “Ronin massacre”.

[thequietabsolute]

my best of The Smiths mixtape

:: comps/singles above; albums below. duplicates only where there's different versions that can't be seperated in quality (in my op).

if your preferred version isn’t here, let’s fight about it gaaahr ⚔️

— have at it abababa 💐🫖 🎼🌻���