#Short beans

[a-timely-problem]

Overhead at the BAU

JJ, annoyed: "You aren't even that much taller than me!"

Emily: "It's alright little one, you don't have to be angry. They say short and feisty but you're save here!"

JJ: "...I am contemplating your murder but please go on"

[canterbury-bell]

Quick little colored sketch for @beanandberry's wonderful Emotional Support Rabbit fic 🐇🧵💙

[daily-smallishbeans]

199-

dream teamup honestly

[fattributes]

Beef Short Rib Pho

[martincrushcameback]

@ranfordgallus said that Jet has this tshirt so i gave them couples tshirts.

[eloiscbridgerton]

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN THIS YEAR

[newtsnaturethings]

@redundantz posted a tweet about Vashmeryl and I felt compelled to draw it.

Original tweet

[streets-in-paradise]

The most accurate thing in the film is the height difference between Ajax and Odysseus

[pharawee]

Garfield Pantach Kankham as JJ & Benz Atthanin Thaninpanuvivat as METHAS

—THIS LOVE DOESN'T HAVE LONG BEANS · รักนี้ไม่มีถั่วฝักยาว · 5 July 2024

[muffinlance]

Read "Suki, Alone". Liked it in general. But can they please, please hire someone who knows both the show's actual events and how to follow through on a character arc? Because guys. Guys. That comic is not implying about Suki what they meant it to be implying, and all because of literally one line.

So like. From a writer's standpoint:

What they meant to do: show Suki as a community-oriented person who cares for her people, and believes in everyone succeeding together.

As opposed to (spoilers): the thief girl they set her up in contrast with, who's pretty upfront and consistent on primarily looking out for herself. She betrays Suki for one (1) corn chip to improve her own life at the prison, no surprise.

But the problem is: they give Suki an inspirational line to the effect of "we're all working together and we'll all break out together"

You know

The thing she does not do in the show

So if both the show and this comic are canon, then instead of setting up a compare/contrast with the thief girl, they've just set up a comparison. One were Suki is arguably worse, because she's been leading a significant number of prisoners on with her "we'll all fight and win our freedom together!" business, only to straight up cut them out of the escape loop and abandon them, whereas the thief is only leading Suki on in the sense that Suki keeps telling her what it's morally correct to think and confuses snide replies with agreement

My dudes. My fellow writers. You people actually being paid for this. There were so many ways to fix those awful implications against our girl's character, the simplest of which would be to not include that line. Or they could have, you know, made it canon compliant with what actually happens in the show, so that this comic doesn't set Suki up as a betrayer instead of a community builder. Like... just send all her good prison buddies off to other prisons in the wake of the warden finding out they're colluding. Have it timed to be right before the next new prisoners arrive, thus setting it immediately before the Boiling Rock episodes, so Suki didn't have anyone left in the prison she'd want to take with her on a breakout. For bonus points, include a page or two of her and her Kyoshi warriors opening up the cell of one of her prison friends post-war, thus implying she's tracking down and actually fulfilling her promises. Maybe even show her doing the same with thief girl, who was established as being imprisoned on false charges anyway, and also showing that Suki is A) the bigger person, and B) willing to acknowledge her own role in mistakes (because I cannot emphasize enough how much thief girl was not hiding her own priorities, and it was Suki who approached HER with all this, not the girl ever doing anything special to weasel her way in) (this would also open up an opportunity for paralleling Suki's earlier in-comic mistake of not listening to one of her friend's very valid thoughts and feeling, which lead to the girl leaving their island alone pre-canon; a "seeing people as they are, not what you want them to be" moment)

Anyway yeah enjoyable enough for a quick read but another one for the "this can't be canon or the characters are So Much Worse than they were in the actual show" pile

At least Aang didn't promise to murder anyone in this one

[taiga-fujimura-official]

The people need beans now more than ever

[teaboot]

I just want you to know that I love reading your life stories and from the context clues on your posts this is what I imagine you look like because you're a 5'3" security guard.

ASFDGGGJHHJGGJGUJGUHFDFGFFFADFSDHHJK

[bracken-black]

Spoilers relating to character creation under the cut (screenshot of rook standing next to emmrich to be precise - no story spoilers)

So apparently this is the tallest you can be compared to emmrich as an elf (height isn’t gender locked which is great) but WHEN I TELL YOU MY SHORT ASS ROOK IS GONNA BEND THAT MAN OVER HIS OWN DESK REGARDLESS

(Screenshot from @ghildirthalen on twitter)

[frattystuff]

[fanartfunart]

[Image Description: A 16 panel lineart comic featuring Hyrule Warriors Link and Young Link. Panel 1: Young Link takes off his hat, revealing a ponytail of leafy hair. Panel 2: He tries to take out the ponytail, and his eyes widen with an exclamation point of surprise. Panel 3: A wobbly panel of Majora's Mask Deku Link's eyes and leaf hair. Panel 4: Young Link's hand grabs a sword hilt. Panel 5: He cuts off the ponytail with his sword with a yell "HhAH!" Panel 6: Link, in their tent and bedroll, wakes up startled. Proxi is asleep next to them, curled in their scarf. Panel 7: Link holds their sword low, slowly approaching Young Link. He hiccups tearfully. Panel 8: A thought box reads "Site Clear?" the campsite is empty except for Young Link, who looks just slightly over his shoulder. Panel 9: Link lowers their sword entirely, confused as they look down at a tearful Young Link holding his hands to his chest. Link utters "Hah?" Panel 10: They lower to a crouch, leaving their sword on the ground, offering a hand to Young Link. Panel 11: Young Link tackles them into a hug. Panel 12: Young Link wails as he curls up against Link. Link looks forward with furrowed brows holding him protectively. Panel 13: Young Link pulls back, sniffing. Link looks down sympathetically, brushing a hand over the back of his head. Panel 14: Link mimes scissors with their hand while Young Link looks up tearfully. Panel 15: Young Link nods. Panel 16: Link sits on the ground with Young Link curled up in front of them. They trim the hair at the back of his head, humming. End ID]

Technically a Linked Spirit au backstory moment but I mean. It was just easier to ID it this way lol... but if it's unclear: deku mask magic started to affect the kiddo and he was *not* excited.

[eukrasiancrisis]

Elftober #29: Surprise

The theme was Storm Blue and the judge was Captain Llymlaen and Gabriel was not alright.