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this one on the other hand made me horny
#don’t mind if i do etc#mac.txt#brothers osborne#shoot me straight#highposting#undescribed#country music
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arthur is rude to that one sex worker because the guys are fucking around as they oughtn't be and he actively wants the source of their distraction to go away. that is how he operates through the entire game: deliberate, utilitarian intimidation and strategic unpleasantness to achieve a goal. it is an early game commentary on arthur meant to position him as a big dog that barks. it is not a commentary on his views about women which are clarified many times afterward. you guys realize that right
#arthur morgan#rdr2#redmeta#this is one of the most wildly misinterpreted but also most obvious scenes where writers are teaching us how arthur moves through the world#i really don't mean to seem short here#i am just exhausted of reddit mentality low literacy “ARTHUR WOULD SHOOT U IN THE FACE FOR FUN HE HATES WOMEN AND SLUTS” takes#my mistake was imagining a world where your average man online could intellectualize about narrative art#unless it is spoonfed to them on a shotty slug that says I'M STRAIGHT BUT I'D LET [MASC CHARACTER] FUCK ME
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Shen Qingqiu: Hey Airplane, stupid question, but mpreg doesn't exist in PIDW, right?
Shang Qinghua: ...
Shen Qingqiu: RIGHT?!
Shang Qinghua: Nah, I don't believe so
Shen Qingqiu, wiping his forehead: Phew, you had me for a moment there
A Week Later
Mu Qingfang: You are pregnant
Shen Qingqiu, stewing in rage: This is all Shang Qinghua's fault!
Mu Qingfang: ...Shang-Shixiong got you pregnant?
#sqq: so i keep randomly throwing up#sqh: i've read enough fanfiction to see where this is going#mpreg doesn't exist in PIDW bc it's very straight#SVSSS on the other hand...#does that mean that sqh wasn't technically lying?#no he absolutely was lying through his teeth#i also like to think that rumors of sqh impregnating sqq reaches the demon realm#demon: my lord it seems like advisor shang impregnated one of the peak lords#mbj breaking a table: it should've been me!#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#cumplane#platonic cumplane#this is a bingqiu baby#this time...#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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asking and receiving (bonus below readmore)
[ID: A black and white, digital Trigun comic of Vash and Wolfwood. In the first panel is a close up of Wolfwood's mouth as he says, "Vash". Accompanying it is a close up shot of Vash's eye, widen and cheeks flushed. Wolfwood presses a knee against the open space between Vash's legs and says, "Tell me everything you want from me." Wolfwood's face is equally as flushed. He continues to say, "I'll give it to you. Everything." As he talks, a wide shot shows the both of them in white space. Vash is sitting, leaning a little back with both hands pressed against the surface he's sitting on. Wolfwood is in his white dress shirt, stripped of the blazer. He's still leaning in with one knee in between Vash's spread legs, his right hand touching Vash's lips and his left hand behind his back.
The shot closes in on Vash's mouth and Wolfwood's hand against it, pressing down on the lower lip as he says, "You have to ask though. Go on." His hand moves down to Vash's chin, gently holding it. With a shy and uncertain expression, Vash hesitantly asks, "Um... K... Kiss... Please?" Wolfwood, without wasting a second, leans in and kisses him and indulges by pressing deeper, eliciting a small noise of surprise from Vash.
Wolfwood moves away from Vash first and with a smile, asks, "What else?" Vash tugs on Wolfwood's left sleeve, wordlessly budging Wolfwood to give him his hand that was still behind his back. In the next panel, Vash utters, "Hold me..?" He's holding Wolfwood's left hand with his own while his right hand is reaching for his waist. Wolfwood complies, moving his left hand to Vash's shoulder and his right hand continues to touch Vash's cheek. Wolfwood asks again, "What else?"
More comfortable now, Vash leans in to kiss Wolfwood. Wolfwood catches him immediately, pressing his thumb against Vash's lips to stop him before demanding, "Hey. Ask." Vash looks back in surprise and Wolfwood meets his eye with a quiet, insistent look. They're quiet for a moment before Vash leans in again and curtly requests, "Kiss. Me." Wolfwood says "Good", smiling as he lifts his hand away, and meets Vash's lips. In the next shot, Wolfwood had adjusted his position, sitting on Vash's thigh. The hand that was once on Vash's cheek has moved its way to Vash's nape, pushing away the collar of his jacket with his pinky. His other hand continues to grip on Vash's shoulder. Still kissing, Wolfwood asks again, "What else?"
In the next shot, Vash is starting to turn, moving Wolfwood with him. Vash asks, "Let me on top of you?" Wolfwood says, "Mhm" before asking again, "What else?" The next panel shows a close look of Vash's face. He's looking down, flushed and shy just as he had been at the beginning, but now, more decisive. Vash asks, "Wolfwood... Let me have you..?" A panel of Wolfwood taking Vash's hand into his, pulling it towards his chest. The next panel shows Wolfwood lying down where Vash had laid him. Vash's hand is on Wolfwood's chest, covering the cross of his rosary while Wolfwood's hand lingers against his, loosely pressing Vash's hand in place. He looks up at Vash with a shy smile of his own, flushed cheeks. He says, "All yours."
A panel shows a close up of Vash's tender gaze before he leans down to be closer to Wolfwood. The final shot is a front view of their positions, Vash's face turned away from the viewer; Vash is leaning over Wolfwood who's lying down with his right leg draped over Vash's legs. Wolfwood's left hand holds onto Vash's left arm. With finality, Vash says, "...Mine." End ID]
[ID: A follow up bonus comic in a looser, sketchier style. They're laying comfortably in bed when Vash asks, "What was that earlier?" referecing to the start of the previous comic. Wolfwood glances away and says, "To get you used to it. Asking. And getting what you ask for. Since you're alwasy hesitant about it." Vash's eyes widen, tight lipped. Wolfwood continues, "Knowing you, it'll be a tough habit to break..." When he says this, Vash can't help but laugh, unable to deny it. Wolfwood slowly brings a hand to Vash's cheek and continues to say, "So I'll keep trying -- whatever ways I can... to get it through your thick skull." Vash takes Wolfwood's hand with his, kissing the the palm gently. Wolfwood's eyes soften and holding onto Vash's cheek, he leans in to try for a kiss. Vash says, "Hey..." before stopping Wolfwood's lips with the back of his hand, a smug look on his face, "Ask." Wolfwood's embarrassed and with little irritation, asks, "Really?" Vash smiles, saying, "You're in need of practice too." They pause for a moment, Wolfwood looking contemplatively, before he's leaning in again, asking, "May I please kiss you?" Vash looks him in the eyes and says, "Yes." The comic ends with a "chu", indicating an off-panel kiss. End ID]
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#it took me so long to post this even after getting clarification about the maturity warning and stuff#bc i am so shy about it. SDGMKDSGMKSD I LIKE THIS COMIC BUT IM ALSO SO LIKE... AUGHHHH....#when i posted this on twitter though it was like... a few days after ep 11? ive always had the thought circling about vash deserving of#asking for things... and getting what he wants bc he never gets both. doesn't get the opportunity to ask and hardly does he get what he want#maybe the results can go in his favor but at some point along the way he'll still lose something bc nothing can ever go perfectly for him...#and he's usually the one begging and pleading with people to not. do something. it's not even asking at that point it's just straight up#please believe me. please trust me. please don't shoot that person. please don't kill anyone. please don't do it.#and wolfwood.... it was not always this lovey dovey ok. he wouldv noticed this habit miles away and they got into a fight about it the first#time they talked about it bc wolfwood is being hypocritical too. as he always is!!!! but i think as they get more intimate#wolfwood finds ways to make vash understand. smth smth insatiable want and love and desire for wolfwood that makes it much easier to ask.#wolfwood can also just be so compliant. sometimes. which is also an issue in of itself that id love to explore at some point#but he also just enjoys giving into vash fully and completely.#bc he loves him a lot. but anyway#i hope the id is comprehendible.... please lmk if there's something wrong with how im doing it asfdgkdsmgs#ruporas art
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why is sasuke uchihas hair the lovechild of narumitsu oh my GOD LOOK AT THIS SHIT ITS LIKE HES GOT BITH THEIR HAIRSTYLES EHWT THE HELL like he’s got the spiky hair in the back just like pheonix and the yaoi anime bangs in front like edgeworth
this is making me so mad
#oh sasuke they never gave you a chance for straightness like clocked you with your charaxter design#like does anyone understand#nobkd y understands please someone get this I’ve made this discovery and it’s kind of driving me insane#im going to shoot something I can’t stop thinking about this#sasuke uchiha#sns#sasunaru#naruto#ace attorney#narumitsu#wrightworth#pheonix wright#miles edgeworth#laz.exe#gyakuten saiban#someone kick me out of the ace attorney tag#im here too muc#nobody make fun of me for this post plewse im sorry I saw this video of pre rogue sasuke today and had the realization and went insane
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Read Right to Left (Manga Format)
I have returned to watching demon slayer after a year and it came up while I was having a serious late night talk with my big sister. I was talking about the relationship between Michikatsu/Kokushibo and Yoriichi and it turns out we both see each other in Yoriichi's shoes and ourselves in Michikatsu's place. Definitely surprising, but really relieving to know that we both worry too much and we are not so far apart in skill as we believe.
This is technically the first piece of fanart I've ever made for the characters in Demon Slayer, I have made OCs before but I never drew an actual character from the story. For context this is mostly just a fun "what if" scenario with them meeting in the afterlife. I like to think Yoriichi's love would reawaken Michikatsu's humanity.
#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#yoriichi tsugikuni#michikatsu tsugikuni#demon slayer fanart#kimetsu fanart#kny fanart#fan comic#very much unserious note: I misread something on the wiki to my sister as Koku offing himself because he regenerated too ugly 💀#and now me and my sister have “Kokushibo moment” to denote a scenario in which we become so absolutely pathetic that we just cannot go on#Mine is if I'm still making submas content at 60 years old#Hers is me thinking she's currently having her Kokushibo moment#definitely lightened the mood and we were laughing for like 5 minutes straight#anyways Yoriichi and Michikatsu (mostly Michi) are my faves from this story because I can feel for them more than I do other characters#Also that thing in the beginning is meant to be a hitodama!! I wanted Michi to land next to Yoriichi but when I tried the shooting star ide#it did not work 💀 anyways that little wisp reforms into Kokushibo's monstrous form‚ which Yoriichi shreds apart in seconds#for the people looking for my usual submas content‚ I actually had an idea to draw them debating which twin to cosplay a few months back#Ingo said Emmet should be Yoriiichi cause he's the younger one‚ Emmet said Ingo should be Yoriichi cause he's cooler (read: better liked)#This took about 5 hours elapsed time‚ I stopped halfway through the last panel for a 6 hour nap#Also the purple just denotes which sections is close to the demonic parts‚ kinda like lighting but not quite
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I think it's so funny (affectionately) that every person to play the doctor so far has been some guy (including jodie whittaker) by which I mean, yes sure DT won some polls calling him very attractive, but essentially he's just a lanky dude who's good at being sad, and most everyone else has equally been some character actor type who because of playing the doctor was getting their picture taken a fair bit suddenly, and JW is a lesbian dream, and every one of them has their fans who find them very attractive, and that's right and good, but... some guy in the end, doing their best for the photographer or deliberately leaning into the silly vibes, because that's what they're known for. meanwhile ncuti gatwa is Modelesque, is a Style Icon, is being shot artistically nude for queer pride issues, the doctor is now in The Club according to that first trailer, everyone's first reaction upon meeting this doctor so far has been 👀👀👀 can you imagine jack harkness??????
#the doctor entering their fun and flirty summer phase is wonderful to me#fifteen as choice was like *i wanna be a straight up hottie now i want the post-healing glow-up please* and regeneration said i gotcha#they cast ncuti and were like well we've got to lean into the fact that you're extremely attractive obviously -- and they're right#i do love the shoots a lot you can tell he's in his element where every other doctor actor has been slightly awkward on picture#OR has gone *im known for being a silly person so i shall be silly*#doctor who#dw#ncuti gatwa#the fifteenth doctor#the doctor
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so that ii finale was really something
#ii humanized#ii knife#ii 18 spoilers#ii 18#inanimate insanity#ii toilet#toipad#ii mepad#ii fan#ii test tube#fantube#ii finale straight up making me wanna KILLLL MAHHHSEELLLFFF holy fuck chat I CATN TAKE IT ANYMORE#terrible day for mepad enjoyers all over the world#ii finale turned me into a toipad truther . ii finale changed my mind abt a Lot of ships actually . lwk funny bc this happened with the bfb#finale too 😭 finales making me change my mind abt pairings that ive liked for years in the span of less than an hour#PAYJAY CANONIZATION WAS INSANE BY THE WAY middle school me would not believe me if i told him payjay was literally canon IM LOOOSING ITTT#and obvs my goats the bright lights made me wanna KIL MYSELF as usual act ii lightbrush made me wanna shoot myself in the head and act iii#fantube also made me wanna shoot myself in the head I LOOOOVE THEM THEYRE MY FUCKING GOATS I already miss them Am i cooked?#my art
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Reflections
#Please give me more suggestions for doodles i should do with these two. i am going insane ol7#it has been. too long since ive drawn these two#this is based off of a scene i never got to write in my neonnova au / fic 'in the eye of ganymede'#slowly falling in love with them again so you may be seeing more doodles of them soon whether you want it or not#neonnova#novaneon#ও shooting stars#nsr#no straight roads#neon j#dj subatomic supernova
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It’s crazy how expendable all the crew members were to the Pony Express.
A 30% chance that your shipment would be lost. Cargo and crew are inseparable if we are to believe the shitty layout of the Tulpar. People use it because it’s cheap. The labor is cheap. The lives are cheap.
They are all relatively easy to forget about. It’s implied Anya and Curly don’t have many friends or much family to be concerned about them back home. She mentions nothing and no one to fall back on and he feels like wasted his life with the company. Jimmy probably only has Curly, otherwise people wouldn’t care or ask. Of course Daisuke and Swansea have family’s but Swansea thinks poorly of his and Daisuke’s poorly of him. All people in the companies eyes that wouldn’t stir up too much trouble if they became part of the 30%.
It makes it so much sadder because that ladder they were climbing was so small and shitty. There were rungs, ranks, but even the highest was barely off the ground. Jimmy wanted to reach the top of something that was brutally cut off and knocked everyone else off just to not see it.
#like yes curly was slightly better off but he’s not getting a severance package he’s a top show pony to the company#but they will just shoot him if he becomes a horse with a broken leg#Anya was likely picked cause she had enough knowledge but not enough to concretely call malpractice and Swansea was already a cog in the mix#he was an alcoholic getting back on the straight n narrow he needed it Daisuke is forced on the trip and eager to prove himself#Jimmy also need the job and got it from nepotism and won’t care as long as he’s paid#complains but yknow and Curly likely doesn’t do much but work he’s like a perfect little face man and he kinda hates it#like it’s a misconception that he was bored at the top or he needed a new ladder because he was done with this one he literally is miserable#and feels like he unfulfilled and doing nothing with his life as he’s ONLY successful in his work like he has nothing else#which makes it so mad cause Jimmy saw Curly as this guy with a perpetual golden goose but he’s just like them#like shiny gold appearances aside he’s like the second saddest like next to Anya because shes like depressed#because yknow she’s a victim but she had hopeful and happy determined prospects like Curly is just sad with his life and Swansea is chilling#like he’s made his peace even if he’s not like clicking his heals and Jimmy is less sad more angry#he’s a sad mans tho like he’s like Dan vs to me#mouthwashing#the pony express#mouthwashing game#nurse anya#anya mouthwashing#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing
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#persona 4#p4#persona 4 golden#p4g#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#souyo#ok ok listen this scene is so goddamn funny because UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WAS YOSUKES PLAN ALL ALONG#THIS WAS HOW HE WAS SELLING IT TO YU WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE YU TO GET HIS MOTORCYCLE LICENSE#so when rise says this yosuke of all people should have gotten really excited because hey at least the plan is kind of working out ???#also HELLO its THE risette??? except no he goes straight towards shooting her down#doesnt even play along do not pass go do not collect $200 just dismisses it handily without thought#why some may even argue that yosuke is a bit sensitive about yu being squeezed by someone#its me im some#also yosuke has offered go give yu a ride on his bicycle before so yknow isnt that inchresting#his bicycle definitely only has one seat so doesn't that make it even more up close and personal and romantic#yosuke: we can get up close and personal with others!#also yosuke: no not like that not with other people#I GUESS idk poor boy's just very confused and a disaster issokay#he's good with his queue
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#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#screencap#s08e14 “Love Is Blind”#thay also not straight in a sense that they're incapable of having straightforward conversation#girl what is this#drawing mental diagrams and charts to figure out what house means#he shoots these quips out so fast its sometimes hard to register what he said#so yeah:#“One person who's opinions matter to me is in front of me”#+#“your theory on my avoidance is dogshit”
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Happy Valentine’s to only them
#Just kidding happy Valentine’s everyone!!#I’m so beyond happy y’all enjoy my Disney style stuff so here’s more!#Not me wishing for something like this#hugo vat7k#varian tangled#varian tts#varigo#varian and the seven kingdoms#varian#varian and the 7 kingdoms#hugo the human#tangled varian#vat7k#My crush is vacating my mind currently ouch#I’m inches away from drawing varigo inspired by my unfortunate crush encounters#Oh well!#They once said “can I tell you what my favorite freckles on your face are?” Shoot#Straight out of a story book what the heck#Ok that’s quite enough from me#Again I’m so completely stricken by y’all’s kindness and wonderful words of support#It truly truly means everything
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Holy mother of Chilchuck and Marcille and marchil-
I don't wanna think about my father dyin' I don't wanna hear my mother cryin' I don't wanna look into the mirror tryin' not to lose my shit Flowin' like lava down the side of a mountain Man in the jungle lookin' for a fountain of youth But he knows that fountain won't appear... fear If it all ends tomorrow I had a blast It looked so beautiful And it hurt so bad What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place Searchin' for knowledge Walkin' through fire Man in a garden filled with desire I know my name ain't written in your book... look If it all ends tomorrow I had a blast It looked so beautiful And it hurt so bad What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place
It’s literally got everything it’s just marchil at the end my god. Death, fear of death & aging, resignation, cheery "whatever, as long as I had a good time!", looking at the world both with romantic glasses and harsh realistic cynicism.……….. The way the first verse can apply to both of them… I am deceased
#Spotify was playing random songs i heard that first lyric and immediately I was honed in#It’s got IT ALL LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME#Shoots straight up to my top marchil songs my god my fucking god oh my god#Marchil#chilchuck tims#marcille donato#music sharing#3rd verse gives dunlord marci oughhh insane how some verses are clearly chil and others marcille. AND IT’S A DUET#HE SINGS IT AND SHE CHIMES IN HERE AND THERE BC HER ARC IS DONE AND SHE’S RESIGNED#I’ll get out my marci n chil arc analysis by god. I need to draw marchil dancing asap my god#When I say marchil cracked the meaning of life 2 me this is what I mean btw. Wdym live in the moment and let in love and balance in outlook#First but assuredly not last time i shove that warg panel in everyone’s faces#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Mini web weaving#it wasn’t meant to be but i kept adding pics#Hey what if you taught me about hope again and I taught you to not escape into fantasies…#What if you were too glass half-full and i was too glass half-empty… And together we could make a full glass……….#Dungeon meshi
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Dude, people get so mad when you point out the wild shit they are pining on Caitlyn that wasn't depicted in the show.
There are bad things she did that you can point out and use. Just don't start making shit up and stretching what actually happened into something else.
#lmao people are so dumb when it comes to characters they don't like#just start wildly exaggerating shit or straight up making stuff up#caitvi#piltovers finest#caitlyn kiramman#arcane#I hate victim Olympics so much#there are actually people claiming she committed mass murder#where were all these murders please show me#I remember seeing her shoot a Noxian soldier to save Vi's life and he probably died#that's the only shot to kill I've seen her land#and the only other time she was aiming to kill was Jinx
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🪭 The Court Official and The Curious Case of the Bitten Peach 🍑
or, wang baoxiang is the protagonist of a xianxia drama where there's less betrayal, the same amount of ghosts, and also bisexuality is unlocked
#the radiant emperor#he who drowned the world#she who became the sun#wang baoxiang#the third prince#ayushiridara#i lost my MIND on this#special thanks to all the cdrama i watched recently and also to gatoraid#for writing a man of letters and giving me permanent bi wbx disease#he's like haha girl I'm so gay I'm straight it's all good but nuh uh comp het was here for you all this time#anyway someone shoot me so i can stop thinking abt the third prince sarcastically calling baoxiang 'gege'#also this is fantasy okay it's fantasy he can have a mullet#my art
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