#Shock It To Ya!

[dazais-crab-addiction]

Tonight I learned that my 20 yr old partner has never played chess and doesn't know how to play chess. This is mind boggling to me. They claim its not weird for people to not know anything about chess so I. I need to see. Please.

Okay so, I made a mistake in not elaborating the meaning of the options. You do not have to be good or know what you are doing in the slightest to pick that you have played before. The middle three options are for your understanding of the game having never played it at all. The reason there's a percentage on the last option is because my partner made a tumblr so they could pick it because they think they are hilarious.

[post-it-notes7]

For some reason I imagine that dameta pushing mir dragato in the water has the same effect as throwing a toaster in a bathtub…

He was thinking about it

[peachsukii]

The humidity of the room is almost unbearable, but something about it is intoxicating, coating your bodies in layers of sweat. The sheets are tossed all over the place, clothes discarded in the hallway somewhere outside your bedroom, and a bottle of strawberry lube is open on the dresser.

A symphony of moans and whines swirl between you two, accompanied by the muted vibrations of your new toy and sticky sounds of lube. Stuttered fuck, fuck, fucks and your name falling from his lips while he bounces in your lap, drool staining the corners of his mouth whenever he’s leaning back for air between sloppy kisses. Eyes rolling back in his skull when you grip his hips, thrusting upward to bully his sweet spot over and over again. His pretty pink tip drools pre all over the place, glistening on the skin between your bodies as it coats your stomachs. The flush on his face travels all the way down his neck and chest, beads of sweat rolling from his hairline.

It’s not often you see him like this, vulnerable and deliciously fucked out. You can’t get enough of it. The way his voice goes up an octave before he cums, you know it’s the perfect time to devour him whole. Your hands cup his ass, using it as leverage to push the dildo deeper into him, lurching forward and biting anything you can reach; nipple, neck, arm - anything to get him blubbering above you. The vibrating nub inside your soaked cunt tips you over the edge of your own orgasm as he paints the space between the two of you white with endless ropes of spend.

The hushed whimpers when you pull him down to kiss you, slow and deep, while gently rolling your hips into him is the best part.

It’s even better when it gets him to cum a second time in a matter of minutes with just a few strokes of his pulsing cock, too sensitive and submissive to stop you.

[braisedhoney]

Draw your favorite ghost! Mine's Ember.

“That would be me. Surprise.”

(ayyy flaming hair favs club :D)

[clownsuu]

it is i, one who drew mob rob for your other blog. remember when i said i couldnt draw old men? yeah apparently i fuckiNG LIED-

what happened to me. first gilf ive ever drawn. i drew these both in one sitting. this man has consumed me. i like his hair but drawing it makes me wanna cry. probably helps that i found a new lineart pen. i like drawing his hands. im writing fanfic about this motherfucker. thanks for infecting me im having a great time. thanks im losing my shit fr fr

WHEEEEEZE CONVERTING GAMERS INTO OLD MAN ENJOYERS LMAOOOOOO

[tumblasha]

a friendly reminder that dystopia is not written about a future bad world but about the one we live in now

[lazybakerart]

Very Important Moments Part 3 in The Righteous Gemstones, I Will Take You By The Hand And Keep You

[antianakin]

Some desperate Pro Jedi fans: Maybe the Acolyte WON'T be an anti Jedi dumpster fire that makes the Jedi out to be oppressive and elitist!

Leslye Headland: It's so hard being a Jedi critical Star Wars fan these days!

Leslye Headland: The Jedi in my show are going to be The Evil Institution, equivalent to the Empire or the First Order.

Leslye Headland: George Lucas intended for the story of the Prequels to be about how the Jedi caused their demise, but nobody seems to get that but me and Dave Filoni and Rian Johnson!

Me: lol. lmfao even.

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Andreil is canon (•o•)

[blamemma]

Daniel Ricciardo in Perth this morning with a fan | (22.1.24)

[arthrobug]

I had a revelation and actually ran to the mirror to stare at myself when I had it

[lieutenantbiscute]

Shell Shocked au

Some miscellaneous kinda related doodles for the au! Finally have a semi solid design for Leon and Seri, a twist on a preexisting character TMNT wise! As well as toying with the idea of Mikey adopting Lita down the line in this au— but that’s getting into spoiler-ish territory!!

Also, April and Casey! Love drawing them, need to do it more often! And Spiky Ralphie and Canon Rose Raph!

[jerrythebug]

I got Guy fever yesterday, I think I died.

[scarefox]

My siblings in hell that rating .... 🙈 but also while it definitely does not deserve that low rating it's the most fitting number 😏

[duncanor]

We are all so focused on Vash VS Legato that I don't feel like we really acknowledge how Vash pretty much asked Livio to kill Elendira.

[annimator]

If you told 2021 me about how that one YouTuber that talks about the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft would be in a mcrp server with quackity AND that his character is canonically gay

There is no way id believe you