#Shitty ai

[thedarknesswolf]

[corvid-stan-account]

Gonna piss myself Google AI said if you get sprayed by a skunk take a shower that kills you

[kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon]

“Turning this off does NOT disable AI Overviews in Search outside of Labs”

[nezdanyu]

[littlemissadams]

Google ai told me the other day that 98 inches was between 2 and 3 feet. I laughed hysterically then wondered where the ever-loving fuck it got that answer from.

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[burdsandwurds]

baking poing so d dac

jim pow baking soda

[ylkcheeeks]

here's a concept: instead of using generative AI algorithms to make a shitty chatbot that answers "Is this cotton or polyester?" with "It is neither, it is made of high quality microfiber," like I didn't just scroll past the copy saying that and that is why I was asking about the fiber content, give me an analytic AI which can actually narrow my search for me.

Like, what if there was the option to pop open a HSV pane and indicate if there's a specific color I want or a range, and have the bot analyze the product photos for that color or colors? Because sometimes I don't care about the hue, I just want something dark, or pastel, or whatever. Maybe I'm okay with sage green but don't like other greens. Instead of adding more friction to the shopping experience, make it less? Is that too wild for the kleptocratic class?

dear diary, fuck this in particular

[mstrickynici]

Once more, this is ai. You can see it if you zoom in. I was a nature photographer once, so the fact that nobody talks about photography ai shit, and that it's just as much art theft as with drawings is so fucking frustrating Ffs

[its-a-me-mango]

Hey guys do you like my SMG3 X SMG4 Song fanart?

[dirtbagcore]

the brainrot is extreme. heres another silly doodle (ノ≧▽≦)ノΞ●~*

+ obligatory close up of the cute little faces lol

[thegreatimpersonator]

it's such a tragic irony that swifties, who rallied so hard for regulations on AI usage - because we all knew and experienced how dangerous it can be in the worst possible way, still continue to use AI to generate songs and alarm sounds and album/song covers using taylor's voice like it doesn't violate her artistry at all. and then defend it by saying this is different because they're doing it with positive intentions. there's literally nothing productive about using AI to generate any kind of content, especially not when that content is a blatant (and disgustingly shallow) impersonation of someone swifties claim to love and respect so much

[who-dat-homeless]

FUCK DO YOU REMEMBER GAVIN REED FROM DBH??

If I remember correctly he's somewhat gen z. I UNDERSTAND NOW WHY HE HATES ANDROIDS SO MUCH HE LIVED THROUGH AI-POCALIPSES

[bu99erfly]

RED VELVET COSMIC, 2024

[formulaonedirection]

Pre-season press conference, Bahrain 2024

[rraaaarrl]

i admit i still had my contact lenses in (gr8 for far away, sucky for close-up vision) when I saw this, soooooo.....in my defense, uhh?

....uhhhh

...i see, well then!!

quite the poster tho! (hold up is that frond just floating in midair???)

....hepl i feel unsafe 💀😭

[vitaray]