#Sherlock Holmes/Jim Moriarty/John Watson

[221bnassau]

Apparently, now every time I rewatch something I have to do this because nothing has ever been funnier than these texts. So here you go, bbc Sherlock's version.

[zephsterrrrrrrrrr]

Just want you guys to know what John wrote in his blog about what happened at the pool... "I was made to walk out into the swimming pool area where, I discovered, Sherlock was waiting. The voice in my ear, which I vaguely recognised, told me to say some stuff - which, I realised, gave the impression that I was behind it all. That I, John Watson, was Moriarty. I could see the look in Sherlock's eyes - a flash of, not anger, but hurt. For a second, he looked like a little, lost child. I should have been horrified that he'd even doubt me for a second but, to be honest, it was so refreshingly human of him. He actually did value our friendship. He did, despite himself, care. Then he saw the explosives on me and he realised what was happening."

[thebeesareback]

Back at it again with the weird Sherlock shit from the original cannon

- Sherlock becomes a beekeeper

- Sherlock spends two years in Tibet and meets the Dali Llama

- Sherlock describes the countryside of Cambridgeshire as "flat as the palm of Watson's hand". The description is accurate.

- they foil an attempted murder by using a wax model of Sherlock. Incidentally, if you visit the Sherlock Holmes museum on Baker Street, you'll find a bunch of incredibly creepy life-size figures of the characters. The staff think they're haunted. I asked.

- to sneak through a dark house, Sherlock and Watson hold hands. Watson keeps commenting on it

- to establish an alibi, a man invites some guy to his house, gets him drunk, changes the clocks and shouts that it's 1am, when in fact it's much earlier. Presumably, this guy doesn't wear a watch

- A visitor to 221b says that it's a long carriage ride from Baker Street to his home in Hampstead. It's 3 miles

- the final appearance of Sherlock Holmes is in 1927, which means if he were real he could have met David Attenborough

- the line "elementary, my dear Watson" is never said in the original stories, but Sherlock often calls Watson "my dear"

- unlike in Sherlock (bbc), we do find out how Sherlock escapes Moriarty. The two tussle, then Moriarty falls off a cliff whilst sort of running backwards through the air like a cartoon. Sherlock hides on a ledge for a bit

That's all for now, but I'm sure I'll find more bonkers shit

[sher2650]

I love your work and we’re moots on tiktok! Can I have Moriarty behind computers, stressing about when Sherlock and John will kiss because he made a bet with Mycroft?

I’m so happy you like my silly doodles! 🩷🩷

[mitsukatsu]

They're just silly little crime solving partners 🩷

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Our fav criminal ❤️‍🔥

[vizual-demon]

Sherlock

series two (2012)

[nooneevergetstomeme]

x

[mizu-odd]

hello Sherlock fandom

[imagopersonal]

Jim Moriarty: I’m going to kill everyone you love.

Sherlock Holmes: John??

The straight friend I’m watching the show with:

[shadedlines]

SHERLOCK ● The Great Game

Coloured pencil drawing

[boywonderloverr]

bbc sherlock in 2024? more likely than u think

[thekingofspin]

My sherlock phase is coming back full swing

send help

[whothehellisrosee]

Wait,

HOW has it already been 7 years since season 4?

HOW?

[epichunterka]

My little fandom altar

[fairer-tales]

rip jim moriarty you would have loved chappell roan. like just imagine-

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

WHAT IS THIS SHOW MAN

"you look sad when you think he" *camera points at john and back at sherlock* "isn't looking at you."

DIE ACTUALLY DIEEEEEE WHATTTT

ugh i hate this show

also moriarty is an icon like slay queen (its bad i love him so much) "oh honey, you should see me in a crownnn.." MARRY MEEEEEEEE

my bad guys