#She's not the super smart serious person she thinks herself to be

[blastthechaos]

When you think about it, Naeceles is like the Savvy Guy, Genki Girl dynamic that looks switched only that it actually plays it straight. Since Makoto is the down to earth guy exasperated with his girlfriend extravagance (but still loves her anyways) while Celeste is the girl who lives in her own fantasy world with her fake name, made up crazy life and chasing an wacky dream who drags her boyfriend around for all her activities.

Ok I know it's not 1:1 with the trope and Celeste is barely Genki but you get my point.

[punkpandapatrixk]

☆°・. Aries Girl Culture .・°☆ | Punk Girl Culture

Note: the 'culture' described in this post can resonate with any Aries/1H/Mars placement and conjunction you may have in your natal chart~♡

The 1st Star on the zodiac wheel. Aries is the first physical embodiment of Spirit into Matter. Seated right between Pisces and Taurus, Aries can still be soft and empathetic (Pisces attributes) whilst holding the capacity for immovably strong leadership based on clear values (Taurus attributes).

Aries girlies are usually those who fight for justice like it's nobody's business. Because! Yeah, right, most of the time nobody makes it their business to fight for justice. This girlie is the baddest badass there ever is. She's Fire. She's Masculine. She sits across Libra the Diplomat. She's Cardinal♡That word means—she's IMPORTANT.

🐏🌷Irene (Red Velvet), Sakamoto Maaya, Keira Knightly, Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey, Halle Bailey, Emma Watson, Anya Taylor-Joy, Lisa (BLACKPINK)

The Divine, The Good, The Bad, The Bullshit

Appearance

୨୧ Worldwide famous for a youthful appearance. Actually, 'childlike' may be the word to describe her but depending on how you say it, she may or may not feel a little offended XD

୨୧ Literally thee prettiest girl ngl. Maybe due to that undercurrent Libra aenergy. But she ain't Libra; she Aries. What that means is: lotsa people assume she has a bad personality just because she's that pretty.

୨୧ It's because she has a fierceness in her eyes. Those are Warrior eyes, baby. She can't help her eyes looking 'mean' because she always means business. If her eyes scare you, maybe check the facts before you assume?

୨୧ Prolly has the healthiest hair with the littlest effort. If Leo is known for glorious, magnificent hair, Aries is known for a healthy scalp and strong, shiny hair strands. She ought to take care of her nutrition as she grows older tho.

୨୧ Permanent cheek blush without makeup! Especially after working out or doing yoga lmao She needs to consider that before applying makeup so as not to look like a hot mess under the sun.

୨୧ Nobody, I repeat, nobody, does red lips like she does. The right shade of red lipstick is her power move in this world that can often underestimate her boldness just because she has a baby face smh

Personality

୨୧ Loves competition—in a casual and silly manner most of the time. She's rarely ever that serious about it because she's hardly malicious. Though people could think she's arrogant just because she believes in herself and her capabilities.

୨୧ The whole time, she's just fiercely confident and doesn't give a fuck about pleasing other people. She ain't even need approval. She lives on her own terms and conditions. That undercurrent Libra aenergy actually makes her super smart!

୨୧ And once you get past her fiery gaze, you'll discover a gal who's deep down super sweet and warm. She's super chill with those she cares about and will share her snacks and gadgets.

୨୧ She cares about you and your problems like they're her own. So don't be a little bitch and take advantage of her warmth and kindness. She literally only cares for someone if she thinks of them as her friend.

୨୧ It's true that an Aries girl gets super heartbroken when losing someone dearest to her. That Libra aenergy makes her deeply loving in a way she may not always know how to verbalise but... She'll always love herself more than you.

୨୧ Sooo if she's burnt bridges to her, which she always does upon learning the depth of people's love for her, chances are, they gave her the matchsticks and the gasoline. Which is always such a loss, because...

Values

୨୧ Aries is DA GURL to save yo stupid ass from a toxic relationship. She's that one friend who isn't bothered by getting labelled as an 'anomaly of a woman' because she refuses to abide by patriarchy.

୨୧ In a group situation, she's most likely to jump to the defence of those abused and maltreated by society. The kinda gal who fights tooth and nail to defend her best friend, sometimes to her detriment.

୨୧ Still, if witnessed by the right people, she's thee definition of a girl's girl. She's the one that stands up against the cruelty of men and that's why she stands out! Weak and mean girls and boys hate that about her.

୨୧ Aries is the girl who fights for her dream life, too. You'd better not be in her way tho. She's just gonna burn you with her passion. She may be babie, but she a baby god! She doesn't play around. She's dead serious about LIVING.

୨୧ Exactly because she's baby, more than anybody else she gets that Life is precious. That's why she's driven and motivated with a strong sense of purpose: TO LIVE.

୨୧ To be something. To be someone. To have a name to her when all's said and done. To leave her mark in the world. To leave the world a more exciting, more expansive place because she was in it.

Aries’s Unique Kind of Bullshit

୨୧ What's really hard about being Aries is that everybody is in a competition with her, even when she didn't start or ask for it. There's a sense of her being better than everyone else, in all kinds of fields, but especially in terms of status and popularity smh

୨୧ The whole time, she's just mad workaholic. She's the one person who's most competitive with herself! And that's how she became the most competent worker/colleague/boss/leader what have you. And she's really quite friendly/social. We know that's a key ingredient to popularity and success -_-

୨୧ Except for when she lacks focus. An Aries who lacks direction, and a proper guidance, could find herself hopping from one interest to the next, real quick!, for the first 30 years of her Life. And then suddenly, she's grown and still has nothing to be proud of herself.

୨୧ Temper tantrums with one unaccomplished Aries could be HELLA CRAZIIIEEEE. Nobody deserves to deal with her kinda bullshit. She could have very little patience with people she deems have wasted her time or are incompetent at their job.

୨୧ Makes up her mind real quick, which could be a positive at emergency situations, but she could just as easily jump the gun or even jump to conclusions. Sigh...that's why maturing is important. Still, presented with facts/perspective, she's just as easy to adjust her stance.

୨୧ Prone to being 'blinded by love' as they say it. Maybe because her casual innocence has a tendency to translate into being gullible. She thinks most everybody in the world is just as honest and straightforward as her, which is utter bullshit. Demands to be worshipped in her relationships.

Spiritual Purpose! ♥︎

୨୧ Aries came into this world to manifest the dreams of the Cosmos into physical Reality. Perhaps this is why she's a fighter with a strong Ego. The Ego is the Lower Self. The Ego is the function within a Human that drives her to do and be active; acquire things, knowledge and experiences; as well as achieve success, glory and fame.

୨୧ The Aries Ego is a baby-god-ego that has the potential to inspire other Humans to stand in their very own individuality, for there lies their unique expression of Divinity in Human form. It would be the end of this world if everybody were only diplomatic and community-orientated as Libra! We need balance in this world because this world is rife with manipulators.

୨୧ It breaks her heart to bear witness to how compassion, patience and empathy of good people are weaponised against them. This happens a lot in politics and religion, which is why she educates herself on that, even if she doesn't necessarily feel that strongly about it; but she knows, there's a good cause to fight for out there: The independence of the Human Intellect.

୨୧ Remember, she's very smart! It's that Libra influence; but in contrast to Libra's diplomatic inclinations, she prides herself in having a mind of her own. For her, there's very little sense in parroting a dogma or a paradigm whereby the genesis (Aries attribute) is already blurry and quite long forgotten. She'll never let herself be that unoriginal tch

୨୧ For being smart, observant and having a strict no-bullshite policy, she finds herself often the only one who's noticing all the jerks her gal friends are dating (or into). It takes everything in her to bite her tongue and not say a damn thing unless asked. She needs help with her own crushes tho!

୨୧ She has the fresh eye of a baby to explore all of her potentials so they see the light of day, as well as the innocent heart of a toddler that believes in forgiveness and second chances. Buuut...that's just an ideal. In this unideal world, she just grows up to become a fiery dragon you can't mess with a second time~ She never takes people back in.

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[Soft Warrior Power for Aries Girlies]

‧₊˚ Individual Divinity

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[that-random-outsider]

My Default RoR Headcannons

Chloe

I love the thought of Chloe wearing glasses

Captain of the swords and shields team

Tutors (forces) Red with homework

Has completely mastered the puppy dog eyes

Goes to the library for fun (nerd)

So popular! Beloved by everyone! She's just so Charming (see what I did there)

Considers herself Red’s unofficial knight in shining armor

Is the only one who can get Red to behave for ten seconds (Uma uses this to her advantage)

Speaks French

A's in every single class one of the highest gpa's in school

Red

Real artsy, can draw really well

Also writes poetry but doesn't tell anyone

Speaks in riddles

Bad at school

Hates looking weak, still used to the idea that any weakness should be hidden away

Anger issues like her mother (it scares her)

Socially awkward

Horrible at decision making

Gets into fights regularly

Skips class

Is embarrassed by how little she understands Auradon schools

Ella

Insecure about her social status (no she doesn't feel like she needs to have status to be happy but society acts as if commoners are worth less than nobals or royalty)

Never calls Bridget out on anything

Really strong (I mean some of the things her step family makes her do requires serious man Power)

Scholarship student

Spends most nights in Bridget’s dorm

Recognizes herself as Bridget’s unofficial protector

Doesn't actually know how to fight, but wants to learn (she thinks it'll help get Uliana off their backs)

Has a secret sweet tooth (she doesn't get many sweets at home)

Knows perfect first aid for both herself and Bridget

Has a drawer in Bridget’s room made specifically for her so that she'd always have clothes in the morning (she thinks Bridget borrows some when she's not looking but thinks she looks cute in her sweaters so she doesn't mind)

Bridget

Would do anything for Ella (that's not an exaggeration she will literally do anything for Ella, she could tell her to jump off a cliff and she wouldn't hesitate.)

Is scared Ella will leave her

Will personally remind you that the people in Wonderland are mad if anyone dares to use the the name Cinderella

Like Ella, is also super smart academically, is in mostly honors courses

Has finished many of Ella’s chores for her while she's not looking because she hates seeing her work so hard .

Is a horrible lier, because her conscience always makes her tell the truth

Has seperation anxiety. (Gets really anxious about Ella leaving, so she makes up excuses to get her to stay)

Knows everyone in the entire school's name by heart

Has remembered every one of Ella’s favorite treats by heart (makes them for her every other day because she's scared if she makes them every day Ella will get tired if it)

Buys Ella all the things her step family won't provide for her

[kenzlovesyou]

reporter!y/n and wbbstar!caitlin would be fun...

hi i’m so sorry this took so long 😕 i hope you enjoy this!

plot: short fluff you’re an intern reporter about to do a post game interview for the very first time! you’re super nervous about it and caitlin helps you practice before the real thing.

Reporting Live

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“Okay, Y/n. Just chill.” You said to yourself in the bathroom mirror. You’d just arrived at Gainbridge Fieldhouse to cover your very first professional basketball game and ask questions at the post-game interview. The game you were covering would be the Indiana Fever against the New York Liberty team. You were trying to hype yourself up for the game, but you were extremely nervous. The Fever had been getting serious media attention ever since Caitlin Clark had recently been drafted to the team, so you knew many people would be tuning in.

You stare at yourself and repeat the mantra you’ve been telling yourself since this morning. “You are brave. You are smart. You are super cool and you are totally ready for this!”

“Ready for what?” You jump in shock and turn around to see Caitlin Clark right behind you. The Caitlin Clark. You stare at her for a second not quite processing how Caitlin Clark is currently standing behind right behind you and asking YOU the INTERVIEWER a question. “Sorry um what did you say?”

Caitlin shrugs, turning on the bathroom faucet and rinsing her hands in the sink. “What’s got you so nervous?” She looked you up and down and smiled, “hey, that’s the reporter lanyard. Are you one of the interviewers?” You nodded shyly and giggled.

“Can you tell it’s my first day?” Caitlin laughed at you and shone her head. “Nope, definitely not. You look totally professional.” You couldn’t tell if she was being sarcastic or serious but you hoped it was the latter.

Caitlin’s words were kind, but you knew they were just that. She didn’t know you, she didn’t know your performance capabilities. There was no real way for her to tell you you’d be any good. You looked at ground and rocked back and forth on your feet slightly. Caitlin noticed this and frowned. Perhaps she could do something to cheer you up? She knew what it was like to be nervous at a new job, as her first WNBA game had just been a week prior.

“Do you wanna maybe, I don’t know, practice interviewing me?” You looked up at her quizzically. “You know,” she continued, “so you aren’t as nervous when it comes to the real thing!” Your cheeks flushed. Not only was she a great player, she also had a great personality.

“We could try that!” Caitlin nodded and signaled for you to start. “Wait. I can’t I don’t have a microphone.” Caitlin rolled her eyes at you and passed her half drank water bottle to you. “Perfect. Okay. Caitlin Clark. What do you think made you want to go pro in basketball? You’ve been amazing ever since you were younger, but what made you want to do this as a career?”

You held the water bottle ‘mic’ in front of Caitlin as she prepared an answer. She took a beat to think about her answer and smiled to herself. “I mean I think I just want kids to have someone to look up to, y’know? I just want them to know that, like, if they have dreams they should pursue them because it might end up paying off.” You nodded your head in response.

“That’s amazing. It’s good to know that besides having a remarkable talent you have such a good heart as well!” Now it was Caitlin’s turn to blush. Her cheeks turned rosy and she lowered her eyes to her shoes.

Caitlin cleared her throat. “Well, y’know, maybe since you asked me a question I can ask you one too.” You looked back at her quizzically.

“Aren’t I the reporter? What question could you possibly have for me?”

Caitlin stood up and walked closer to you, her eyes staring at you seriously. “Can I get your number?” You paused. Was the Caitlin Clark asking you out?

“How do you know I swing that way, Clark?”

“I guess that’s my second question for you. Do you swing my way?” You rolled your eyes at her and made a grabbing gesture with your hand and pointed at her phone in her pocket. She took it out and went to add a new contact and passed it to you. You typed your number in and before you knew it Caitlin had to leave to go warm up. You wished her luck and off she went.

The game was close, but the Fever ended up losing. You could tell by Caitlin’s face she looked disappointed. Her frown seemed to fade away when you walked up to the Fever team to do a post game interview. You went along the line of women, asking each one significant questions correlating to their stats and achievements in the game, and what they thought would come next. You sighed a breath of relief when it was finally over. The interviews went seamlessly, but that didn’t mean you weren’t going to still find something to worry about. You walked out to your car and started your car up to drive home, alone with yourself and your thoughts. That was until you got a ping on your phone.

unknown number:

great job on your first day! you didn’t look nervous at all, i guess the practicing helped? hopefully?

maybe getting dinner sometime could calm your nerves for next game :)

[harbo-urr]

I can explain.

/the tier list is based on how much *I* like them, not on how good I think the character writing is/

Disclaimer: subjective opinion of a (probably) not neurodivergent person with a very high level of anxiety, agarophobia and depression, who also peaked in high school. Additionally, I'm partially thinking about the characters in a context of how I would feel about them in real life.

- S-tier: Ken reminds me of my awesome life partner but with an addition of some of my mental health problems, so I naturally feel close to him. He's cool. His self esteem is all over the place and I connect to it A LOT. I also like that he's a tough cookie and knows many smart things. He also has money and good relationships with his parents. Like, what else do you need in a person?

- A-tier: Kazutoshi is just a very well written character. I wouldn't say I usually like personalities like him, but he's story just makes it impossible not to root for him. Also the disability representation in him was super insightful for me since I never had any life experiences with it in any form, so it was a fun learning moment. I genuinely forgot he was not immune to dying and I'm still grieving a weird amount about it. Idk I don't want to think too deeply about him, it'll make me feel things.

Tamba reminds me of myself but if my mother didn't put time into developing my brain, so I love her dearly. She's like my inner terrible fucker up child. Her voice lines are very entertaining too.

- B-tier: all those are just characters with awesome arcs and personalities, they all are equally great. I just wish Tsuno was with us a bit longer. Funnily enough, all of them would be a C-tier if they died earlier than they did (aka if I knew them worse)

- C-tier: Kinda so-so territory. I have no negative and no positive thoughts about Wada, I just want him to get help; Sasaki is a similar case to Tamba for me, we're definitely extremely similar, but she dies too early for me to get to know her properly; similarly, Isono and Harada are potentially close to home character for me, but alas, I don't feel like I know them enough; Ojima is just boring, but he at least doesn't annoy me.

- D- and E- tier: .......well. how do I put it.

Let's start with Hama. This boy has some of the absolute best moments in the series. He's surprisingly wise, caring and kind. By all means, he should be the B-tier.

He also claims he has a demon arm and uses "badass" every other sentence.

Is it a crime??? No. Did my eye twitch? Yes.

Objectively, he doesn't deserve to be this low, but he had a lot of unjust things happen to him already, so what is another one.

And speaking of that...

Watari.

If she tried pulling her "principal watari" thing in front of me I would walk out of the room in a second. I cannot. Like. No.

Any play pretend freaks me out, like, how do I know she didn't go crazy, how do I know she doesn't actually believe she's a "principal" and most importantly, how can I feel safe around a person who thinks it's okay to go into a kindergarten mode in a killing game situation? Yanagi is weird with his prince act, but it's the kind of delusional that is easily understandable looking at human culture, but Watari's behaviours? No. Permission to be silly has been denied.

And I did feel bad for being so annoyed at her every word during the first two chapters and the first half of the third chapter, but all my uneasiness proved to be absolutely correct once she started to feel conflicted about the whole Okazaki situation (even bringing it up to Ken, like, are you serious girl?). And then the whole chapter 4 disaster.

It proved to me that, first and foremost, Watari is just unapologetically herself. She would act and do and think things that are impossible to control predict and justify in my head. Things that I wouldn't hope to influence in a million years because her inner world is so fucking strong. And I hate that.

So yeah.

Not a fan.

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That's been my extremely subjective tetro pre-chapter 5 tier list. Maybe it'll change when the story's over, and maybe I'll let Hama out of his D-jail and move some guys from C higher, but Watari is staying just above the hellfire line and I'm not moving her anywhere even if I end up studying her character under a microscope to figure out why she triggers me so much.

[professorfcknmoriarty]

okay but the version of the story where Jennifer Drips and Jack Manhattan hooked up on the side - maybe it was one of the reasons his wife left him, maybe it only started after they agreed to separate.

it's not anything super serious, just two attractive adults finding themselves in semi-consistent contact and taking advantage of an easy way to burn some stress relief.

so when Paula finds herself in the body of a man, it's after a lifetime of compulsive heterosexuality. there were a multitude of reasons she and Don had split up after a lifetime together, children together. but she'd always had this feeling in her gut that the life she'd built for herself wasn't for her, it was for someone she was trying to convince herself to be.

sure, she's noticed women were attractive before. thought about how unfair it was when all the girls she grew up with were absolutely everything she wanted to be and he badly she wanted to be one of them, to be with them. but she's not gay that's something other people are. she likes men - maybe even a little too much - and no one has ever used the term "bisexual" around her, so of course she'd just straight.

(nothing wrong with being a lesbian, she thinks. after all, up until she'd found out about Liv's interest in Russell, she'd assumed the young girl was one of them.)

but here's this incredibly, astoundingly hot woman that isn't just a stranger that looks at her funny when she stares a little googly-eyed, it's Russell. It's Russell's voice and so many things she liked Russell for. Jennifer is funny and smart and competent, so incredibly protective of her - his - nephew and always knows just what to say at the right moment, always willing to step in when someone needs something or is in trouble.

so she's not only stuck wondering, am I into Jennifer because I have a dick now and because she's Russell or is it something more than that?

all the while, her body has urges she's never thought too long about before. she's got a thing between her legs, that feels different from the one time she convinced Don to let her put on a strap (he hadn't like it. she didn't like to think about how much she had) and she wants to do things with it. not just things, though, she can't stop having flashes to moments where she has done things with it, where she's had Jennifer's lithe legs around this body's neck, where she's pressed hot kisses to plump red lips, stared into deep, intense eyes as she's fucked a woman's body into oblivion.

am I a lesbian? she thinks, when it's all over, and she's back in her plump, buxom form that she'd spent so many years accepting as her own, that feels like a different person in so many ways. she looks at Russell and she doesn't think about him on top of her the way she did before. she thinks about the way Jennifer's body had look splayed out on the hotel room bed, with Paula over her.

and Russell? well Russell's always been more of a bottom than anything else, even if he does like to switch from time to time. it's weird, being in this feminine form but he doesn't dislike it. it's kind of refreshing. the hair is a lot to suddenly contend with and it's awful how many people whistle and cat call at him in the street, looking at him like a piece of meat and nothing more.

but it's nice all the same. running his hands up along his chest and feeling a shapely form in place of his previously muscular one. putting on a dress and not feeling gangly and strange with too many limbs and not enough room to cover them all.

he flips his hair.

it's a performance. but it's also not.

I'm gonna grow out my hair, he thinks, when it's all over, and maybe talk to my doctor.

anyway, this is the version of the story where Paula realizes she's a butch bisexual and Russell embraces their inherent femininity.

[mushroominaforest]

Um. Random oc time? Idk lol (different ocs, from a new story I’m working on for fun) (it’s not a very serious one so far, but knowing me I’ll probably end up making it super dark lmfao)

These three guys are the sorta like… minor villains from a silly little superhero-ish story that I’m writing. They’re basically just three dumbass friends who fuck around and cause problems for the protagonists lol. They work for the actual villain (and their like, organization/kingdom), but they themselves aren’t like, bad ppl or anything. Anyways, I’m definitely not done the story, but I wanted to sketch out my design concepts for these guys so far bc I love their characters lol :3

Rosemary is the first one, she’s sorta the leader, but I wouldn’t say she���s the braincell of the group or anything. One time (one time) she mentioned to her two best friends that she was sorta insecure about having white hair and so they tried to dye their hair white as well. She told them she could have just dyed her hair, but did think the gesture was sweet (even if she had to fix it for them because they fucked it up rlly bad lol). She likes wearing unnatural-ish makeup (like pink mascara or drawing like yellow stars on her cheeks with eyeliner etc), and she gives herself fancy hairstyles when she isn’t out fighting or anything. She swears a lot, and is definitely the loudest (that’s probably why she’s the leader actually). She’s the tech person in the trio as well. (She doesn’t have any powers, she’s just rlly book smart.)

Kami is the guy in the middle, he’s pretty scrawny and his powers include teleporting and going invisible, so he’s not really built for fighting but he is really good at running away and hiding. He’s also pretty useful as a spy. Kami has a lazy eye that is also blind, they’re super insecure about the lazy eye and would definitely cry if anyone made fun of it lmao. He sees out of that little screen thing, which also hides the lazy eye. The design isn’t final, and I still have to work more on the science part of it (blagh) but for now just pretend that it magically works (it’s implanted in his head (sorta like a cochlear implant?) by the optical lobe, but that’s all I have so far. Maybe I’ll actually try and make it semi-realistic, or maybe we can all just use our imaginations bc it looks cool). Anyways Kami is a silly little guy, and his friends like him a lot so don’t be mean to him or you will be killed. If you startle them, they will just teleport away on instinct. Rosemary likes to do that to bully him lol. (Also Rosemary is the one who made is eye thingy btw)

Quinn is the last member of the trio, he’s sorta the muscle of the group, even though he is the shortest. The goggles do literally nothing, he wears them because he thinks they look cool. He can also sorta do fire magic related stuff (like firebending? I guess?) but he hates red and orange so I draw him wearing blue lol. He’s trans, and also my mandatory guy-with-a-mullet (there has to be one in every story I write idk I don’t make the rules). Anyways yeah, he’s kinda just a guy. He likes martial arts, and works out a lot. Also a fan of painting and drawing, although he gets a little embarrassed about that lol. His friends support his passions tho.

Anyways, these are the three musketeers of my silly little story (and major comic relief). They’re very lovable if not slightly morally questionable. They love each other very much, and enjoy partaking in evil schemes as a friendgroup.

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

i met with a good friend yesterday and it was really nice but something is bothering me and i wish it didnt.

so she has started to call herself a „queer feminist“. she kept talking about „queer“ this and „queer“ that and at some point talked about reading a „queer“ book. thats when i interjected and said what does queer mean? this tells me nothing. is it about a trans male experience, about a lesbian woman, this doesnt mean anything (turned out to be about a bisexual woman which is why she related which she probably wouldnt have if it was about a different type of „queer“ person). so i go on saying thats why i find the term useless. she says she finds it a useful umbrella term and i say umbrella for what? she says „what if for example a woman dates a nonbinary person?“ im like well it depends if the person is male or female since sexuality is still based on sex. what do i as a bisexual woman have in common with a straight man who thinks he‘s a woman? i dont see us as part of the same group. and while she wasnt able to explain the usefulness of the term she said she would keep using it. out of principle i guess.

and it frustrates me because she like many other women is an intelligent and reflected woman whose opinion matters to me but she seems to mindlessly parrot whats popular right now which makes me take her opinion on feminism a lot less serious. how are you a feminist but you think one can identify in and out of womanhood? who are womens rights for then? people who identify as women or people who are women? at the end of the day, if you think women can stop being women under certain conditions, i just dont know how you are helping the liberation of women.

i just cant take people seriously who earnestly use nothing terms like „queer“ and „nonbinary“ and who think me an extremist for not pretending the person we both know is a woman is a „nonbinary person“. it doesnt seem like she has thought about why its predominantly women identifying as nonbinary, and what background these people have (we live in a very liberal city and shes doing her masters in a program and at a university that is breathing queer theory). its like a virus, smart women suddenly regurgitating and internalising all this seemingly without ever considering the implications and consequences. and it creates a distance between women like my friend and i who definitely share a value system but i refuse to pretend and just accept.

she doesnt even know theres many lesbian, gay, bisexual and even trans people who dont consider themselves „queer“. „queer“ is its own community and NOT an umbrella term for same sex attracted or gender dysphoric people (who are already not a coherent group). depending who you ask, asexuals and intersex people are also included. which basically makes „queer“ another term for „different“ (which is its original meaning completely lost here because we are in germany and only use queer in this context).

and since we had debates in the past i already know where it will go when we talk about it. she considers me to be extreme anyways so we will start with her wanting to reject my opinion. it will end with her saying „i cant argue with that (my arguments) but i still disagree“ because its so scary to start questioning all that while youre in these super „queer“ environments.

[jesncin]

please do tell about why woman of tomorrow sucks i love reading your takes they’re always so well written

Sure! And thank you for throwing me this bone because WOOF

(btw it's totally fine for people to like Woman of Tomorrow, and I can even see why! This is just my experience with it that I wish was talked about more)

Quick context: Woman of Tomorrow is about a space farmgirl named Ruthye who seeks revenge on Krem, a guy who killed her dad. Supergirl guides her on this journey so they can learn lessons about grief and revenge.

The biggest flaw of the comic is the narrative prose. Ruthye's dialogue is a rambly, over-indulgent, stylized mix of an attempt at medieval Shakespearian speak, but then in the last few issues the writer remembers she's a farmgirl so he decides she should suddenly say "ain't" more often and speak in double negatives to sound a bit more Southern. I can enjoy wordy comics! But Ruthye's dialogue and narration is blatantly excessive purple prose. So many scenes would hit harder with a less-is-more approach while still being stylized and characteristic. Sometimes the narrations pairs nicely with the art to create layered irony, but most of the time it feels like it's disregarding the comics medium altogether.

The other thing about Ruthye's narration is that it holds the story back. I get that the narration is Ruthye writing from the future, but the way it's done gives us a very passive relationship with the events of the story. We don't get to be with the characters in the action heavy moments because we're reading caption boxes of Future Ruthye rambling about poetry recounting The Battle of Capes. I'm not experiencing grief or dread with the characters, I'm being told about it. All of Ruthye's narrative rants boil down to "Supergirl is really badass, sad and kind. I promise this is deep." and "here's how my farm girl experience is relevant to this". Ruthye also speaks in glowing admiration, idealization and worship of Supergirl; it makes it really hard to get to know Kara in a humanizing way. I'm sure the purple prose hits differently for others, but I personally think the story would have more room to breathe without it.

You know how people like saying "Superman is boring because everything is too easy for him, he's too powerful" yeah that's Woman of Tomorrow. The conflict Kara faces are not challenges to her character, they're inconveniences. The resolutions to each story don't feel clever or earned. Kara just knows where to find the murdered purple aliens, Kara just happens to have a silver age-reference magical horse that can outrun the suffering-ball Krem throws at her, Kara just toughs out 10 hours in the green sun. Why be a smart storyteller when you can just give your heroine the upper hand every single time? There could've been a great bonding moment where Ruthye uses her famer-smarts to build shade for Kara, she could've crafted a salve to protect Kara's skin. But I guess having her guard Kara from dinosaurs is ok. Kara helps of course, even though she's dying because she's so cool, badass, sad, kind, etc.

Kara's internal conflict is that she was hoping that taking Ruthye on this journey would teach the farmgirl a lesson about revenge, but has Kara herself learned to move on? She's still thinking about Krypton after all. The problem with how this is presented is that it's not a flaw that we get to see evolve with the story. We see Kara act mopey, get an origin story flashback and then Kara tells us this- in hopes it'll recontextualize everything you've read before. By the time we make it to the end, the characters act like they've learned so much and I'm just standing here wishing I got to see all this growth they're talking about.

At the heart of it, I feel like Woman of Tomorrow represents the side of Super-fandom that wants to see the Kryptonians deified by the narrative. They hate seeing Kara do silly girly rom-com teenager things, she needs to be SERIOUS and EDGY and SAD and ALONE but like a god would be and not how a young woman would be that way. How else will boys take her seriously? Don't forget to remind the reader that she's STRONGER than her boy scout wholesome cousin! There's potential in a short revenge story about young girls finding hope in seeing a role-model woman survive loss, but not like this.

"You don't think I could've solved all those problems? C'mon I'm Supergirl." I sure love seeing female characters be badass girl-god legends who don't get to be humanized by being unflatteringly flawed people. Anyway the better Supergirl grief+revenge story is "Supergirl: Being Super". I don't think it's perfect because it misses the crucial difference between Kal and Kara among other things- but as a story about a teenage heroine learning how grief shapes her and those around her, it's way better.

Woman of Tomorrow's art is stellar though lmao would get a copy just as an artbook to reference.

[maxdibert]

I want to congratulate you on your Snape fanfic!! I’m loving it. I’m not completely up to date yet, but I only have a couple of chapters left to catch up, and let me tell you it’s fantastic! I think you capture Severus’s essence really well, showing him as completely cold and indifferent on the outside, but when we’re in his POV, his mind is constantly racing, and his thoughts are both incredibly dark and deeply profound. The way you portray him is truly amazing.

I also really like the MC, and I don’t know if this is just my impression or my personal interpretation, but she seems to “trick” the reader at first, appearing like a rather simple and potentially vulnerable girl only to later reveal herself as highly competent? Like, she has a lot of character? So much so that even Severus backs down more than once, and it all happens very naturally, nothing feels forced.

Anyway, I won’t ramble on any longer. I just wanted to say that I’m really enjoying it. Hope everything goes well for you and take care!!

Hello!! Ahhh, thank you so much, seriously! When I get messages like this, it makes me so incredibly happy and really motivates me to keep writing. ❤️ Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts with me! ^^

Honestly, I’m so glad you feel that way. I’ve said it a thousand times, but writing Severus is a massive pain in the ass. I mean, he’s such a complex character because he presents himself one way externally, but internally, he’s incredibly complicated and has a whole intricate inner world. I always thought the best way to show this was by switching POVs—having an external perspective and then his own, full of all his mental gymnastics (because he’s got plenty of those). And I think that’s the most effective way, but also the easiest one. I’m really happy that it’s coming through!

Ooooh, now you’ve touched on an interesting topic. Yes, absolutely—the MC was designed so that the reader doesn’t really know much about her for a long time. In fact, the reader essentially becomes an extension of Severus, who judges her from the start and assumes a lot of things about her. First, because she’s a Muggle, and wizards always think Muggles are as simple as a rock. And second, because he sees her as a spoiled rich girl—superficial and a bit frivolous.

But that’s the whole point. The idea was not only that he has to hide who he really is (because he has to keep the secret of being a wizard, with everything that entails) but also to make that a major plot element—so that when everything is finally revealed, both he and the reader realize that she wasn’t the only one who didn’t truly know him. He didn’t really know her either. In reality, they both only know each other on a very superficial level, and that was something really important to highlight. That whole “we’re just sleeping together, it’s nothing serious, no emotional involvement” thing? It creates a barrier between them, and in the end, no matter how smart you think you are, you might realize that the other person was just as smart as you—if not smarter.

I’m not sure if I’m explaining myself well—it’s really early in the morning, and my brain is fried—but I think you get the idea. Hahaha.

Anyway! Thank you so, so much again. My plan is to rest this weekend and hopefully get some writing done. Let’s see if I manage to update! Sending you a huge hug, and once again, I’m super grateful. ❤️

[darcytaylor]

Not sure why anyone would assume that Nicola has never been in a serious long-term relationship? Or even that she's currently single. She's smart enough to keep her personal life private. We will basically never know, because she will never tell. Unless she gets married maybe?

In her Harper's Bazaar article, she writes `I don’t want to share too much of what’s private and personal to me. I try my hardest to be authentic; I’m always as truthful as I can be when I’m interviewed but, at the same time, do I want to let the world inside my home? No, I absolutely don’t.' I think she's done a good job at that striking balance so far, she feeds us very interesting nuggets of information about herself, yet nothing specific enough to know about her personal life.

I agree! Nicola seems to be very knowledgeable about love and how she wants to be loved. I would be shocked if she has never been in a long-term relationship.

I do not know if she is in a relationship or single (and to be honest I don't really care). Not having people know about her relationship status is a narrative that Nicola wants, which is very respectable. She wants to stay private about her romantic life, we probably will never know who she is dating.

She will unfortunately be linked to any friend she hangs out with. I believe Nicola understands that this will happen considering her status as a celebrity.

Knowing that Nicola doesn't live in the same country as her family, her friends are super important to her. She cherishes them and wants to be surrounded by them and it is unfortunate that she will be linked romantically with anybody she hangs out with.

Everybody should read the Harper's Bazaar article and also watch the Harper's Bazaar -Life Lessons Interview (especially the friendship, love, confidence and advice parts).

Side note for the people that are worried that Nicola is pulling back in regards to her social media (this could be true), but in the confidence section Nicola states that when she is filming she doesn't go out, she is very well behaved. (she doesn't have time for social's, she's a working girl at the moment)

Nicola really is gorgeous inside and out!

[asteris-stuff]

Hi!! I made an OC for Twst. I have been thinking about her lore and even made her character design. I have wrote her story but I can't really write the connections around her, only having ideas that I think would fit her. 💚

Juno being born in a big family, and unfortunately the youngest, it made her have to fight for her parents attention. What was bad was that her mother had recently died not too long after her birth and it made her dad super depressed. Considering that her siblings were 5-13 years older than her, it was hard to have any communication with them. It wasn't entirely her siblings fault, the 5 of them tried to have some sort of communication but they had their own lives so from time to time, Juno wouldn't be able to have any connection with her siblings. Her dad was incredibly irritated around Juno. He wasn't proud of her due to her gender, so what Juno tried to do was she tried to be a man. She tried to show to her dad that she was manly enough and can handle a lot of things. Though this kinda spiraled out of control and gave her an unhealthy relationship with her dad. Her family was pretty well before her birth since her mother was still around, but since she died a little while after her birth, her siblings and dad slowly drifter far from each other. The only thing connecting them at this point was their last name, Evangeline. Juno worked her ass off to try and get her father's attention, whether it be in studies or in excelling in sports. She did everything for his attention and yet nothing worked. Though it would all go badly for when her dad did something wrong and risked the entire family with some scandal and caused her family bankruptcy. Now, still Juno was deep into pleasing her dad, so she worked her way into getting into the best college around. The only college that was a full ride scholarship was NRC. So, Juno just had to keep up the act of being a guy until she graduates and in turn, her dad would finally be proud of her. (He never did and never will.) So, she makes herway to show everyone that she would be the best and she will study and be the most smartest in the school. She wanted to show everyone that she was a good child with a smart and handsome(pretty) person. Unfortunately... Juno went to school, dressed up as a man and was afraid. She managed to hide her fear and put an upfront of being quiet and serious. She was smart yes, but she became a troublemaker. Many viewed her as a mean, physical, rough and easy to irritate. What was worse is when she mets Yuu. It seemed that Yuu was able to stay in school as a girl and everyone saw her as such a delicate and gentle woman. Juno wanted that. She didn't wanna seen as a rough and mean. For once, she wanted to be a girl. From hating being a woman so much, she wanted to be a girl. She hated being herself. She hated being viewed as a man, and she hated seeing Yuu because it just reminds her what she couldn't be.

I have an ending in mind but I can't put into words. Anyway, this is what I decided to make her as.

She looks very very very pretty in my opinion. I love her design and it's clear that she's from the Diasomania dormitory. I like the way I wrote her too! Of course in the future I may change her up a bit, but for now I really like her!!! 💚

[dpphere]

Hi yeah I'm currently back in my south park hyperfixation even though nothing has happened in like a year. But I think I'm more obessed with my ocs then yknow south park itself.

Ill get back to bendy, i wanna draw him too as of recent, but lemme just info dump about these stupid girls, yeah? Yeah.

Each one is based off a play through of TFBW btw. And span like multiple years

Amellia 'Bug' Herrera is an adopted girl who is the most recent to move up to Colorado. She loves bugs, like bad, and perfers the winter chills over the heat. They were actually misgendered alot when they first got to South Park, but they didnt mind? Idk ask her she has no fucking idea. She's in the schools band and often switches from strings to strings, trying to find the right one for her. Her adoption was a closes one, meaning she has no idea who her biological parents are. Only her moms know for emdical emergencies, as her bio father has a family history of heart diseases.

"Ice Queen" is a villain who just wants to be left alone in an ice palace across the sea (Starks Pound). She has a kingdom, but only for herself.

Mothsto is an energetic fuck, like super bouncey, and has a weakness to flashlights.

She has a relative in South Park by blood, but doesnt know it.

Zoey Aguilar is a hot headed, brash, and all around bitchey prrson to be around. She is of Mexican decent on her mothers sode and ginger decent on her fathers. Amellia is her adopted cousin, and the two are very close. Like super close, Amellia's family moved up to Colorado both for better pay, but also for family support.

Captain Lucky Tooth is the ruler of the seas and the only person allowed to trade with the Ice queen, making their stocks high on price. Their actually really joyus and fun to be around.

Prick-ja is like Zoey cranked up to 10, but now you add stealth onto it. She wants shit done her way, right away. And if you dont? Well fuck you she'll just do it herself.

Brigiette Elsher is the most vague of the girls, she's often quiet and listens to the girls rather then talks. But that doesnt mean she doesnt have something to say, of caught at the right moment, she will ramble about the current analytics of reality tv shows and the current new cycle. She's very obsessed with the media, which is funny cause she cant see! Yup she is blind, retinitis pigmentosa, it slowly progressed till she was 5, where she full lost her sight.

Monk Elf was supposed to be a place holder name, but she forgot to pick a permanent one so that what she stuck with. Even thought she's an elf, she often puts medical stuff above all else (drama er shows) and will heal anyone if they request.

Miss Marble-Mayhem is a sourcer, and like Dr. Timmy, often stays out of fights and provides buffs to her team. Its said her staff lets her see into the future, they called it cliche though, so legality of it in the game is still up in the air.

Chelsey Brooks is the younger sister of Classi, who is her legal guardian, and is basixally the leader of their little group. She has an infatuation with birds, and hopes to at least skydive once in her life. She's really smart, 3rd rank behind Kyle and Wendy, and helps run the schools news team. She is tall, like super tall, and is a year older due to being held back in 2nd grade. It was due to family stress which cause her and Classi to leave their old town. She thrives in South Paek though!

Barbarian leader is often Chelseys way of letting her anger out. She's aggressive with her tatic and wishes to gain control over the land for golry rather than the betterment of people.

Wise Wing is their lil side groups leader. She trys to act more mature, and puts on a more serious persona when in this role. And because I played through her on the hardest mode, she is extremely powerful.

Her and Zoey have a will they wont they sorta relationship, but they're like 10 so dont take it too seriously. They just like each other in the Craig and Tweak way.

And thats it, thats my oc rant. I wanna just write shorts about them, maybe have em interact with the other kids. The worst is maybe a short story about Zoey and Chelsey or Amellia and Kenny (ocxcannon sue me). But really I know myself and ill get burnt our after like 3-5 chapter so idk. ALSO THEY'RE CALLED THE ALT GANG CAUSE THEY ALL HAVE PIERCINGS OK BYE.

[hasanawolf]

How do you characterise the other neighbours except for Francis, Izaack, Angus, Mia and Afton. We’ll eventually know about Nacha soon but what about the other neighbours?

Like, their personalities? Mmmm, let’s see 🤔

Starting from the first floor - up:

Roman: A tad serious, he doesn’t have the friendliest expression most of the time, but he’s a good man, very polite, and loves and treasures his wife Lois.

Lois: Big Mom Vibes, she’s super sweet, loving and caring. She loves baking cookies for the people she cares about. She also loves to pampering Roman.

Albertsky: Also serious, but not as “friendly” as Roman. Speaks in a rather harsher tone, for which he can come off as rude sometimes. Mostly keeps to himself, but loosens up a bit during neighbors parties or so.

Robertsky: A bit entitled, looks down on people a lot, claiming that he’s smarter, or better looking, or more successful or so. Likes to buy expensive clothes or watches to show off, but all of this is because deep inside he’s very insecure. He has a crush on Nacha, and resents Francis because he is sure him and Nacha had something (he’s one of the few neighbors that actually connects Anastacha to Francis, he believes he’s her father).

Selenne and Elenois: I’ll confess I haven’t given them too much though, don’t know yet if they’ll have different personalities or the same. But I kinda imagine them being like those twin sisters that split one sentence between the two of them, or say the same thing at the same time. They’re very smart and intuitive, but they’re mostly observers. Don’t gossip a lot. They pinpointed that Izaack was gay even before he met Francis.

Arnold: Very friendly, super chill and smiley. Big Dad Vibes. Loves to listen to people and gives amazing advices. Also very encouraging. You’ll see, I have a little comic planned with him.

Gloria: More serious but very sweet, very lady-like and exceedingly smart. Likes to treat herself and her husband to some luxuries from time to time, but doesn’t over spend.

Margarette: Life of the party, MASSIVE sweetheart, friends with EVERYONE, no enemies, loves to make people smile, always sees the positive side of things, walking ray of sunshine ☀️

Nacha: She’s friendly overall, like, she gets along pretty well with the other neighbors. But she can be… how to say it… She likes things to be done her way, (for which she collides with Anastacha a bit, as she’s starting her rebel years), and she has that “I always get what I want” mentality. Gets along well with Mia as she’s Tacha’s teacher, and has sort of a mother-daughter relationship with Margarette. Margarette was the first one she told she was pregnant.

Anastacha: Mini female Francis basically 😂😂 Very serious, not very friendly, a bit of a loner, does whatever she wants, BUT she is nice towards the people who don’t think of her as a brat and are nice to her. Reason why she likes Francis so much, Francis treats her with the utmost respect, and validates her thoughts, opinions and emotions. She also really likes Margarette, Izaack, Lois, Steven and Mia (even though she doesn’t show it much because she’s her teacher)

Mclooy: Loony old man 🤣 Jk, he’s not loony, but he will always be telling you about the CRAZY amazing adventures he used to go to when he was younger, though no one ever knows if his stories are true or not. Very smiley, extremely friendly, a bit of a jokester, coughs like an old dog. He gets along really well with Margarette.

Steven: Takes after his old man in the way that he is also a bit of a jokester. He’s pump and a bit of a dude bro 🤙🏻. He loves working out and being active. Also is super friendly when in relaxed situations, but can go ABSOLUTE serious mode during rough times. He plays guitar and loves to sing. Has been friends with Afton for a really long time and secretly has romantic feelings for him. (The other neighbor that believes Tacha is Francis’ daughter).

Rafttellyn: Gossip Queen. She knows everyone’s dirty laundry because her husband Alf tells her who’s got legal problems and why. Gossips with Margarette and Lois, her BFFs. Has a special bond with Lois because in my AU (and I guess it’s also my headcanon haha) Roman is her brother. Ccccccaaaaaannnn be a bit snooty sometimes.

Alf: A Queen needs her King huh? 🤣 He’s a little more discreet than Raft, but he will whisper something about you if he knows you’ve got dirt. But in general he’s nicer and jolly.

[ladyantiheroine]

The Things I Do For Gotham

Summary: When Nightwing finds himself in a bind, he makes Harley an offer she can't refuse.

Pairing: Nightwing x Harley Quinn

Requested by @exhausted-electron (and me)

Tags: Riding, vaginal sex, bondage

Author's Note: Rewriting The Scene™ from Batman and Harley Quinn to make it more consensual (and smuttier).

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"I know, I know, freakin' stupid. Bringing him back to my place."

Nightwing's eyes fluttered open as a female voice stirred him from his sleep. His mind was foggy and his whole body ached. The memories of what happened came back to him slowly. He tracked down Harley Quinn. They got into a scuffle in the alleyway. And then...

God damn Joker venom, he thought.

"But what was I supposed to do? I couldn't just let him go."

Nightwing's vision adjusted to the light. He was in a bedroom. A cheap, decrepit one. He tried to move, but his arms and legs were bound. He glanced down and saw thick rolls of duct tape binding his ankles and wrists to the bedpost, leaving him spread-eagle on the dirty mattress.

Harley was pacing the room, still dressed in her uniform from Super Babes.

"He knows the secret location of my hidey-hole," Harley continued to talk to herself. "He'd blab to Batman for sure. Could've just killed him, dumbass!"

She stood with her back to him.

"Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore," Harley said, softer this time. "Plus, he's kind of too cute to kill."

Nightwing tried to ignore the way those last words made his face flush and tried to pull himself from his restraints. Whatever tape Harley used, it was fucking unbreakable.

“Anyway, maybe I should help out,” Harley continued. “Sounds like Ivy could be in some serious trouble—”

The wooden bedpost groaned against Nightwing’s pulls. Harley heard it and glanced over her shoulder.

“Don’t bother yellin’ for help,” she said. “This dump is condemned. Nobody in the whole building but us, Nightwig.”

Nightwing stopped struggling and glared at her.

“Wing,” he said.

“Heh?”

“It’s Night-Wing.”

“Really?” Harley raised an eyebrow. “Heh, guess I was thinking of that goofy mullet you used to have. Yeesh, that was like a whole decade of bad hair days.”

“Sticks and stones, lady,” Nightwing quipped. “I’ve taken trash talk from bigger criminals than you.”

“Criminals?!” Harley snapped. “If you haven’t noticed, I went straight. I’m a freakin’ waitress already.”

“Oh golly, that’s right,” Nightwing said, his words dripping with sarcasm. “I stand corrected.”

Harley fumed and stomped over to her desk. She grabbed a tall stack of papers and brought them over to Nightwing.

“Check this out, smart guy,” she said. “My pile of rejection letters. Evidently, the Mayo Clinic’s got some dumb policy of not hiring former costumed supervillains.” She sifted through the stack on her arms. “Just like every other hospital in the world.”

Nightwing opened his mouth to retort but then closed it. She had a point.

“There are…other jobs…” was all he could muster.

“Oh, sure,” Harley said. “I got a ton of offers.” She fished one document from the pile and read from it. “We’ve got a very special role for you in Bad Girls After Dark.” She found another one. “And you gotta love this one. ‘A tasteful pictorial to be shot in Thailand for legal reasons.”

Nightwing listened and, he had to admit, he felt for her. Harley used to be one of the most brilliant psychiatrists in Gotham, but then threw it all away to follow some asshole who saw her as a pawn more than a person. Now, she had to serve beers to more assholes just to pay rent.

God, he actually felt sorry for Harley Freaking Quinn.

“You say I’m a criminal,” Harley said. “They saw I’m a hoo-re.” She threw the stack down, papers flying across the floor. “Well, I’m sick of other people telling me what I am.”

A cold, heavy silence filled the room. Nightwing felt something he didn’t expect to ever feel for Harley Quinn: He wanted to comfort her. Tell her it would be fine, even though she’d tell him he was full of shit.

"Whateva," Harley said. She flicked her eyes over to him and smirked. "Gotta say, you gave me a heck of a workout."

Nighting tried to fight the red threatening to fill his face.

"Got me all sweat-stinky," she said. Harley sniffed her armpit. "Phew! Definitely could use a shower."

Then, she unzipped the front of her dress and stepped out. Nightwing stomach bolted. He knew Harley wasn't shy about that stuff, but it still threw him off guard.

Nightwing always knew Harley was attractive. Most female villains in Gotham were. But Harley in particular caught his eyes. He had the thought more than once that if he met Harley in some other circumstances, if she was some civilian girl he met at a bar, he would have let her take him home for some fun.

Now, he had a schoolboy crush on the girl that knocked his head in.

Meanwhile, Harley started talking to herself again. She stripped down to a white bra and panties and sauntered to the closet.

"I think better when I don't reek," she said. "Still gotta figure out what to do about Nightwig over there."

Harley began sifting through her closet. Nightwing was did-eyed and he felt a hot bulge form in his suit. No, this was insane. Harley was a criminal. A criminal who knocked him out and tied him off. This was not the time for his body to be playing tricks on him.

Maybe it was the Joker venom, maybe he'd been knocked too many times in the head, maybe it was the infuriating boner burning between his legs.

But Nightwing had an idea.

"Hey, Nightwing," Harley said, plucking a dress from her closet. "Is it true you used to be Robin?" She glanced at him with a smirk. "Huh, ain't that a kick in the pants? Little Boy Wonda all grown up."

Fuck it. It was now or never.

"Harley," Nightwing said. "About Poison Ivy..."

"I said I'm not interested."

"I know, but listen." He sucked in and released a breath. "What if I could...incentivize you?"

"Incentivize me?" Harley said. "How you reckon?"

"I'll admit, I don't know if I can help your..." He glanced around the crumbling room. "...situation. But Ivy is your friend, and that should be enough for us to put aside our differences just this once. And if you need a little something more to sweeten the pot..." He bit his lip. "Maybe there's something I can offer you...right now."

Harley was smart. It took only a second for her to connect the dots. Her mouth made an "O" shape and she raised an eyebrow.

"Really?" she said. Her eyes trailed down his body. "You're offering me a ride for my help?"

"If that's what it takes," Nightwing said.

Harley twisted her red lips in consideration. She dropped the dress she was holding on the back of a chair and sauntered over. She clasped a hand on top of his knee, and smoothed her hand down his thigh.

Nightwing visibly shivered. His cheeks were burning hot and his boner wasn't much better. Harley's long nail sent a tease of pain through the fabric of his suit.

Her hands spider-crawled down his inner thighs and clasped his junk. Nightwing hissed, from pain or pleasure he couldn't tell.

"Seem awfully excited," Harley teased. She leaned her face close to his. "Are you sure this is for me, or for you?"

Nightwing whimpered. He didn't even remember why he was doing this anymore. He just wanted Harley to touch him more and more and more...

"Are you interested or not?" he asked.

"Hmmm..."

Harley fingered Nightwing's crotch as he thought. Her fingers traced his length over the fabric and Nightwing had to clench his jaw to keep himself from moaning.

"I think you've got a deal, Nightbutt," she said. She crawled onto the bed and straddled him. "Just one condition—the restraints stay on."

Nightwing's cock was screaming beneath her. He wanted to touch her, but he felt no desire to rip the tape binding his limbs.

"Whatever you say," he said.

A wicked smile crossed Harley's face. She trailed her fingers down Nighting's torso, sending an electric shiver through him.

"Question, Wig," she said. "Do you have a spare suit?"

The question threw him off a moment.

"Uh, yeah," he said. "Batman and I both have spare suits in the Batmobile. What do as—"

Before he could finish, Harley crawled onto the bed and straddled him. She pulled something out of the bedside drawer and flipped it open to reveal a switchblade.

"Harley," Nightwing yelped. "What the fu—"

Harley pulled the fabric of Nightwing's suit down at the crotch, and with one slash of the knife, she tore through it. A ripped hole in the suit revealed his boxers and his erection sprang out.

"Boy Wonder grown up indeed," she purred. She cut open his boxers and an icy breeze hit Nightwing's burning cock.

Harley shut the switchblade and tossed it on the floor. Then, she hooked her thumbs into the side of her panties and slowly pulled them down. Nightwing started drooling as he caught a glimpse of her wet, bare pussy.

"You're a pretty little doll," Harley said, tossing her underwear aside. "I always kind of hoped I'd get a chance to taste ya."

Nightwing gulped, his Adam's apple bobbing.

"Same to you," he said.

Harley smirked. She gathered Nightwing's dick in her hand and slowly started stroking it.

Nightwing lost it. He released a long, shuddering moan and jerked his hips up. Harley smirked in amusement.

"What's wrong, baby?" she cooed. "Wet me for me, already?"

"Fuck...fuck...fuck," he moaned. "Harley...."

"Hm?"

"I gotta..."

"You gotta what? Use your words, baby."

"Please...please fuck me..."

Harley gave him an evil smile.

"So no more," she said.

She lifted herself up and slowly lowered herself onto Dick's cock. God, she was tight and wet and steaming hot. Nightwing hissed between his teeth, his body clenching and pulling against the duct tape.

“Mmmmm, that’s good,” Harley purred, licking her lips. “You’re wasting this good body of yours on fightin’, tush.”

She began swerving her hips, slowly, savoring each wave of pleasure. Nightwing’s brain turned to soup and his hips bucked to meet hers. He was sweating buckets under his suit.

The more he whimpered, the harder Harley went. She relished hearing Batman's sidekick turn into a blubbering mess beneath her. She sunk her nails into his shoulders and fucked him deeper into the mattress. The bed frame sang under their weight.

"Fuck, Harley..." Nightwing groaned. "I...I'm..."

Harley covered his mouth with her hand.

"Uh-uh," she said. She was out of breath and her voice was a sultry wisp. "Me first, baby bird."

She jerked her hips, faster, more viciously. Harley tipped her head back, her pigtails falling down her back as an orgasm crawled up her body.

"Good boy," she breathed as she came down from her climax.

Then, she dropped her head and started railing him harder into the bed. She wanted to see Boy Wonder come undone beneath her, reduce him to a puddle.

And he did. Nightwing's hips bucked and his moans grew louder and more desperate and when he came he arched his neck backward in a hungry groan.

Harley slowed to stop until every drop of Nightwing was gone. He was a sweaty mess beneath her, red in the face, and not quite believing what had just happened.

Harley took a deep breath and grabbed his chin.

"You're cute when you cum," she said with a smirk.

She pulled herself off of Nightwing, leaving his abused cock cold and limp. She slipped off the bed and picked up the switchblade off the floor.

"Deal's a deal, nightbutt," she said.

She cut the duct tape binding Nightwing's body and he threw his feet over the edge of the bed.

"So, you'll help Batman and I find Ivy?"

Harley shrugged as she opened the drawer of her desk.

"Sure," she said. "I got nothin' better to do tonight."

She dropped the switchblade into the drawer and closed it. She sauntered over to Nightwing and looked him up and down.

"Sorry about the Joker venom," she said. "And the tape. And the suit. And the...well, you get it."

Nightwing shrugged.

"Can't say I wouldn't do the same if I were you," he said.

Then, he leaned forward and pressed his forehead against her stomach. Harley chuckled and pet her fingers into his inky black hair.

"All goes well," she said. "Let's celebrate at your place next time, eh?"

Nightwing grinned into her stomach.

"You've got a deal."

[definitely-not-lying]

Kokichi what's your opinion on the other characters in v3?

Fasten your seatbelts! we're going on a rant about my classmates nishishi~!

Rantaro Amami:

Hmm, Mr. Mysterious, huh? He's always so calm and collected, he’s hiding something, I just know it! But that makes him interesting. I'm curious of what's on his mind all the time. He sounds like a trustworthy person. But that was a lie! Rantaro is also really chill to talk to! :D

Kaede Akamatsu:

I think Kaede is too optimistic for her own good! I mean, over-the-top optimistic. It's a bit annoying... But she can be pretty cool sometimes too, she has some serious talent with that piano! She's a really good leader, but obviously not as good as I am. When she has an idea she is very pushy and I think that's boring.

Ryoma Hoshi:

I don't dislike Ryoma but I also don't like him. It's dissapointing that he finds no meaning in life and doesn't talk alot to others... He's kinda just a boring loner that's impressivly good at tennis. And he's so small! when I first met him I thought he was a little kid nishishishi~ please don't tell him I said that! :|

Kirumi Tojo:

Mooooooom? Just kidding! Hihi~ She's kind of a killjoy. She's always on my case whenever I try to cause some trouble! But Kirumi is also a talented maid. She's got a lot of skills and she's super efficient. I wonder how she always helps others and never spends time for herself!

Angie Yonaga:

The Atua freak? She's a dissapointment. The only thing she does is ramble about this so called Atua! I doubt she can actually make dicisions on herself. She’s always so cheerful and smiley, but that makes her so suspicious!

Tenko Chabashira:

Ugh, she's so annoying! Always going on about 'degenerate males'. But it’s fun to push her buttons! I wish I could tape her mouth shut forever. I should ask her to teach me Neo-Akaido too! Then I could surprise attack her with her own moves and my wish could come true :]

Korekiyo Shinguji:

He's weird... and creepy! "Sister this, Sister that" and his stupid mask... honestly, I don't know how the others put up with him. But as long as he doesn't summon a demon in my room i supposse he's okay.

Miu Iruma:

The itty bitty bitchlet. She's way too vulgar! I kinda respect her for actually being smart, unlike certain people... nishishi. If she wasn't such an annoying pervert she'd be almost interesting. I mean, how can someone with such a huge mouth even function?

Gonta Gokuhara:

The big gentlemen! He's so gullible it's almost boring... but i guess his heart is in the right place. He's also very strong! He could lift me in the air, no problem. It's kinda dissapointing he likes bugs so much. Those are just the worst! :(

Kaito Momota:

Ah, the Ultimate idiot! A wannabe hero who's fun to mess with. He's always so self-centered and calls others his side kick while he doesn't do anything! But I gotta admit, he's got guts! If he wasn't so heroic I think he would be... fine :/

Keebo:

Keeboy! He still didn't answer my question! Now i'll never know if robots really have d!cks :( Anyways, He’s so easy to tease, and he falls for everything. Poor Keebo, too pure for my games! He's fun to talk too and I feel like there is something more to him that we don't know...

Tsumugi Shirogane:

She's plainly boring... I don't like or hate her... heck, I even forget she exists sometimes! It's a bit annoying that she makes alot of fiction references that no one gets... She really is a hardcore loser!

Shuichi Saihara:

Aww, Shumai! The shy, serious detective. He tries so hard to be emotionless, but he’s so easy to fluster! He's one of the few people here who’s actually worth the time of the Ultimate Supreme Leader. I wish he would stand up for himself more often. He'd be way more entertaining then! <3

Maki Harukawa:

Ah, Maki Roll! So cold and serious—makes it even more fun to mess with her! She acts all tough, but deep down, I think she’s just a softie for Kaito. And maybe she’ll just kill me in my sleep... who knows! Either way, I’ll keep poking the bear. It’s more exciting that way, right?

Himiko Yumeno:

She's pretty lazy. And her so called 'magic'? She should come up with something better! But her tricks are very interesting. She once made a tiger cub appear from her hat! :0

If you don't like my opinions, try to change them! I'm not that stubborn but I can't promise anything!