#danganronpa rp blog

[ask-kazuichi-sodaaa]

WH-!? CAN YOU NOT!?

Is it true that you're balding, and you just use your beanie to cover that?

WH-..HUH!!??? N-NO ..TH-..THAT'S WRONG!!! THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY! I JUST THINK IT LOOKS GOOD! .(..and getting my hair done in the morning takes too long).....MY GENES ARE BETTER THAN THAT!!

[yui-samidare-reborn]

"Hey who are you? What's your story? Curious about it if you don't ask me," Ron pushed up his shades as he looked at the other. Wondering about this mysterious person.

My name is Yui Samidare! I'm a detective and the former Ultimate High Jumper.

Normally i'd be the ones asking questions like backstory, and who you are since you did just approach me cold.

[yasuhirohagakure-roses]

Despair is easy, hope is hard.

And brother, I like to stay hard.

[byakuyatogami-network]

A girl with long blue hair just told me I was a fictional character. Drug addiction is a serious problem.

[low-activity-side-characters]

Happy Birthday: Side Akane Taira

The former Ultimate Maid never really celebrated her birthday so today was just a normal day. For most of her life she was dirt poor and with no family to give her gifts birthdays had been passive affairs where she legally aged with no fanfare. This time, in 2024 it was different she could afford to have a cake and if she was lucky some friends would show with gifts. Akane was relaxing on a couch in her bedroom while wondering how today would go.

@despairs-memorial (Sonia) @dead-or-lie (Celestia)

[enoshima-pilled]

im not depressed im the best person in the world im better than all of you I PROMISE

[korkshinguji]

I'm bored and I just found out this exists, so, uhm, hi, do you like ducklings? :3

"I do. Ducklings are wonderful creatures. In fact, I've held one before."

[definitely-not-lying]

Your class has gotten way too boring, don't you think? Someone needs to create a little chaos to liven things up

Exacly!! It's good i'm there to spice things up then. Maybe i'll pull out another prank soon. That'll be funny!

[kiyotakaishimaru-official]

my willie hurts :(

I hope your friend Willie feels better soon!

[ask-kazuichi-sodaaa]

do you guys ever just

[yui-samidare-reborn]

Three Years Later

Yui wanders around her house in a pair of brown slippers. In the last year she has: singlehandedly unraveled a criminal conspiracy in Kanai ward, made a few new friends, and forged greater alliances that have reshaped the country. Yui seems to have balanced her personal and professional life fully. She goes into her fridge and plucks out some chocolate cake to celebrate her rebirthday. She hears a firm knock on her door which causes her to roll her eyes slightly as she went to answer it.

May I help you?

On the other side drenched in snow is a young woman some may call beautiful; chestnut hair and deep cobalt eyes enters the doorway as Yui closes the door behind her.

Samidare-Sensei, I require your help.

Yoshino Miyama is just one of 16 students in Class 82-A assigned to Yui Samidare as she functioned this year as a Homeroom teacher with her detective courses still remaining as electives.

Someone with your talents, Yoshino? I've got a friend coming over in a few moments.

Yui asked as the other took off her snow clothes and got adjusted to her rural abode. The interior heat seemed to work its magic on the fine clothing

(Join when you can)

@aikidoheroine, @hopes-memorial, @despairs-memorial

[yasuhirohagakure-roses]

wait my balls just disappeared.

I CAN'T FIND THEM!?

[byakuyatogami-network]

In case anyone wants to know, I’ve met Fuyuhiko in real life, he smells like fake grass and baby oil.

[low-activity-side-characters]

“What birthday presents does Setsuka like?” Tenko asked Rei. “I haven’t known her for very long, so I want to make sure to get her something she really likes! You’d know better, since you’ve lived with Setsuka for a while!”

"Setsuka is a capable billiards player, she might have been stripped of her talent but it still has a meaning to her. I can get her a mature gift that appeals to her adult sensibilities that i can deduce may or may not provide value after her birthday."

Rei states, not trying to discourage Tenko in her pursuits but also telling her not to get Setsuka anything too flashy because all of that really didn't provide her any utility beyond a few rare occasions.

[enoshima-pilled]

ew i don’t wanna see your boyfriend, fuck him (not literally do NOT fuck him).

mukurooooooooo :[ -fanclub

wow okay so fuck you. and I will be. maybe. probably not.

and no. no mukuro. she's unconcious and being prepared for... things.

[fenrirbitten]

Y'know what's funny is that I don't actually know where you are on my side of things. Anyways, how's it going. How are you. How's the....sister torture and whatnot?

Things have been fine, school's on complete lockdown. I do know Junko is planning something, she hasn't discussed it with me yet however. Also, sister torture? She doesn't torture me.