#She's just petty like that
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Nickford Genderbents
#Peace Breaks out#pbo#wexford#Nick blackburn#genderbent#Wex has totally been growing that braid out since elementary school#Bet one of her classmates/neighbors called her ugly or a boy and she angrily did everything she could to imitate adult women/models#Poor thing#She knows her real strength is her brain#Cotty is probably the prettiest girl (head cheerleader)#But Wex isn't too preoccupied with her looks fortunately just getting revenge on those who insult her#She's just petty like that#Pff guess you could say she's a green eyed monster XD#She definitely thinks boys are gross#Nick is Nick. She got her hair cut short the year before on a whim where before it was shoulder length#Tug was a bit worried about people making fun of her but even she has to admit it suits her better#And everyone likes Nick.#Especially Wexford.#don't you hate when it's the 40s and girls flirt with each other platonically and act super affectionate but you're GAY#my art
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I love that everyone in TMA is just. Unremarkable. Jon isnt a heroic character; he's self-loathing and depressed and he exhibits the same self-pity as I do when I'm self-loathing and depressed. He doesn't stand out for his strength of will or quick-thinking or virtue. He's a good person but he stops trying to stay human when it gets uncomfortable. He's everything that a regular person is when theyre trapped in a horrible situation and it's ugly and insufferable and Real.
#and dont even get me started on the rest of them#martin is jealous and petty and manipulative#and look at his life— look at his mother— of course he is!#basira would never do the things daisy does but she's perfectly content to look the other way and ignore it#and she does the same thing in the archives— the world is ending and she hides away with her books and pretends it's none of her business#and oh god MELANIE#like#it really drives home tim's point that all you need for the fears to ruin your life is just bad luck#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#jon sims
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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people will really write rose as a badass girlboss as if her main character trait isn’t hubris. as if her main story arc wasn’t her fucking things over for everyone time and time again by assuming she was better and wiser. oh you think rose is a girlboss? rose who intentionally allowed herself to be corrupted by morally ambiguous terrors because she thought it might give her a slight mental advantage on the game? rose who willingly went along with the manipulation of a groomer because she thought his idea of putting a tumor into the universe was smart? THAT rose? that rose??? why don’t you ask her where the green sun is. since she’s such a competent and intelligent boss bitch
#rose lalonde#homestuck#tw grooming#this isn’t to say she’s not a bad bitch because like. she is. she did let herself get corrupted to kill jack and it was sick as fuck#she looked cool doing it and i would probably let her step on me or whatever#that doesn’t mean she’s smart or knows what she’s doing ever though#rose is a petty and emotional mess#and a silly little freak too#i say this because she is literally my favorite character by the way. this is not haterism#im just tired of the Perfect Smart Alt Girl Trope#have any of you seen beetlejuice#hsmeta#my meta#op
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Be honest, what are your thoughts on appledash? Do you hate it or its more of not a big deal
Not a big deal to me. I like it, I see all the appeals, I just personally like Rarijack more.
#ask me#anon#if you wanna know why i like rarijack more i just think they're a healthier depiction of a domestic and longterm relationship#appledash gives me the vibes of gfs that'll eventually break up#because from s1 to s8 their relationship and communication with each other on serious things never really matures or grows#they were competitive and petty in s1 and they were competitive and petty in s8#arguably worse cuz in that s8 episode their dynamic becomes so toxic they almost cause a student under their care to drown#both of them have a superiority complex that's constantly conflicting with each other and it never really gets resolved#but with rarijack there's a very clear arc of development you can follow in their character#and multiple episodes show how they'll argue and eventually come back together and apologize and communicate and work to better things#you can watch them grow to like and understand each other. in s1 aj scoffs and makes fun of rarity's work in fashion#but in a later season (after some conflict) aj says that she doesn't understand fashion but she knows it means a lot to rarity so it means#a lot to her too. and that's what love is to me. “it didn't mean anything to me until it meant something to you”#it's genuinely really sweet and i'd argue rarijack /feels/ the most romantic out of all the main 6 ships. through arguing they grow closer#which is how it's supposed to be in relationships that last! you argue to work out your interpersonal problems and understand each other#(which is why it's genuinely kinda baffling to me that appledash ended up being canonically married because they never gave me those vibes)#but it really doesn't matter. they're cartoon horses! have fun with them
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maybe my number one stranger things pet peeve is when people write max mayfield like she’s an asshole who hates her friends (especially mike) as if her love for and memories of her friends did not give her the strength to realize she wanted to live. as if her love for her friends didn’t literally save her life.
#in dear billy i mean. not the piggyback. obviously#but like#she’s not an asshole she’s just GUARDED#she loves her friends so much. she’s kind and generous#she didn’t hesitate once when el came to her for help despite el being neutral/hostile to her before then#her actively seeking out lucas and dustin and mike’s (and yes! even mike’s)#friendship in s2#like come on.#sassy and Mean are two different things#the difference between being sarcastic and petty vs being a dick#the Sassy Bitchification of the token sarcastic female character in a friend group is a disease i swear#max mayfield#stranger things#/astro posts
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dc x dp prompt so I’ve seen some cat thief, Danny au’s and some neko au’s and ghost adoption au’s but I haven’t seen any where Selena Kyle is ghost adopted as well
So Selena stole a magic artifact dedicated to a cat god ( this particular cat god was also a god of thieves, outcasts, and mischief )but there was an accident and unbeknownst to Selena she became a halfa and was immediately adopted by the cat god that unfortunately couldn’t communicate with her without her getting in touch with her powers that had yet to show up. That same cat god later found the Dannys and adopted them as well this does affect their appearance they turn into neko’s. Jazz gets adopted later to and gets turned into a warlock of the cat god and gets turned into a neko as a result of the adoption/pact ( they can hide the cat features but they come out when they use there powers )
Anyway a couple years later after a disagreement with Bruce she finds a bunch of nekos in her living room claiming to be her younger siblings and they want to learn everything about being the worlds greatest thief and they want to teach her about her abilities? And some mess with the government and ………oh they are on the run from the government because they aren’t classified as people and the justice league has ignored them and an entire town……. oh it’s time for some serious pettiness
Danny, elly, Dan and jazz are all sent to Gotham to meet their adopted oldest sister and learn to cause trouble and mischief all thoroughly done with the us government they are going to be terrorizing until the justice league gets their stuff together and fixes the anti-ecto acts 
So amity park can freely come and go from the realms but they choose to stay and just visit and cause chaos in there old home world and are more than willing to help mess with the justice league for fun just so long as nobody gets too hurt and the amity parker’s will actually help the heroes if it entertains them/ if needed 
#dc x dp#dcxdp#cat thief Danny au#Selena got adopted by a cat god from one of the relics she swiped#and the Dannys got adopted by the same cat god#I just think it would be funny for Selena to be like no I don’t have kids. I do have younger siblings.#The Danny’s are miffed that the justice league ignored them and Amity Park so now they have chosen ✨violence✨#redeemed Dan AU#they are all petty and learning from Selena#halfa Selena Kyle#ghost instincts#feral danny#feral jazz#you know what they are all feral and petty mischief makers#ancient of space danny#liminal amity park#protective amity park#feral amity park#phantom thief Danny#warlock jazz
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dumbass trio best trio
#fe3h#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo#2023 art#2022 art#fire emblem#fe3houses#lorenz hellmen gloucester#ferdinand von aegir#CONSTANCE VON NUVELLE#oc: Lorenz mom#the oc design was actually created for a friend#WHO THEN NEVER USED HER#(she knows who she is)#anyway I was always proud of her and her underboob so here she is#she's terrible just the worst#cw: gore#vampires mannnnn#I don't like the term 'flanderization' I prefer to think of it as 'highlighting the best parts'#petty bitch lorenz#golden doodle ferdinand#unhinged constance#tbh I get the feeling that Lorenz and Constance just hang out because Ferdie is there. The friends that never meet up otherwise#Ferdie is the glue that holds this comedy train together thanks buddy!
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they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars
#rvb#red vs blue#maine#wash#carolina#agent washington#agent maine#agent carolina#mine#*24#i just saw that image again and wanted to redraw it and this concept just manifested itself#i lost the og ref photo but its the one w/ the big beefy guy and the blonde woman + they both got tits. if u don't know it dw lol#also in a modern au carolina has like a subaru or a honda civic and it's teal. she's the only one of the blues who even has a car#tex had a motorbike. no one else in blue team even has a license except wash but he doesn't actually have a car he just needed a license#but the blues are like 'we never even fucking go anywhere why would we pay all the car insurance shit + parking'#if they rly need to they can just bum a ride from someone or wash can rent a car or whatever#carolina will only drive them (she doesn't trust wash not to crash) in an absolute emergency bc they made fun of her car saying#it's a PTA mom car and she's petty. if youre not gonna die she doesn't care
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Anyone else here think about Laios/Shuro/Kabru or is it just me
#listen. listen. labru AND laishuro are equally hilarious and both have so much “sir you have a crush on that man” energy#dungeon meshi#labru#laishuro#what would their ot3 ship name even be? laishubru? kalairo? idfk man I just think kabru has a crush on laios & laios has one on shuro#and eventually they can all figure it out and kiss about it#both kabru AND shuro genderbend art from ryoko kui has them be into/dating laios that has to mean something!!#marcille would be the biggest supporter of laishuro too cuz that means he's finally over falin lmao. she's petty like that and I love her#this ot3 has ONE fic on ao3 lol. I'm in the trenches here#edit: it's crucial kabru is transmasc btw. the other two cis or trans hcs are fine but it's non negotiable for kabru he is always transmasc
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rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious
#thunderhowl at the copilot doing Absoluteky nothing then being surprised when shadowstriker is unfamiliar with the terrain: :D#i get ure a theater kid but CAN U STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC#bumblebee moving to the wall like the only smart person#optimus just wants to find the source#had to include soundwave being the bitchiest person for no reason at the end of course 🩵 mi lady#somebody help tarn bro only has one arm 😭😭#hes not even using it against a wall or anything like hes just trying to keep his balance#everybody panicking while shadowstriker doesnt give a fuck#girlboss shit she does every day and no one cares it pisses me off yall need to appreciate my mean lesbian like yall appreciate her mean gay#bestie#thunderhowl :) bcs he wants soundwave to struggle probably. i mean at the cost of others maybe risking a concussion? sure#theyre both so petty but try to act too cool to be in their own lame ways. im obsessed with them#he was hoping soundwave was gonna land in his lap 💔#somehow from all the way back there LMFAO if his terrains can defy gravity so can his beloved annoyance ok. he believes#im a filthy multishipper so i need tarn and soundwave to have more fic & kiss too bcs it's literally tarn being like I Know What You Are#(a Bttm) to soundwave and soundwave having to screw his lips into a smile & be like teehee of course.. only to be like (u forgot the Brat*)#at the end like. why are they like that. tarn holding him by the waist with 1 arm being like i got u bbgirl meanwhile hes getting#60000 concussions and soundwave is trying So hard not too laugh.. TOO loudly. (tarn thinking hes so anime protag rn)#tf cyberverse#soundwave#tarn#thunderhowl#shadowstriker#bumblebee#optimus prime#maccadam#transformers#I CANT BELIEVE I HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR THESE TAGS!
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EVE BEST as RHAENYS TARGARYEN in 1.05 “We Light The Way”
#listen i just like she's being a bit petty#she's pretty and she judges#'if i had the throne i would never have let it get this bad jfc'#'now i have to sacrifice MY son for HIS messes - granddad i hope you're burning in hell'#she was happy not 20 minutes ago but the Crown brings politics and darkness to her door#she's lived with Velaryons too long so she's adopted sailing metaphors#my gifs#do not repost#rhaenys targaryen#eve best#house of the dragon#hotdedit
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i think hannigram could do the plot of gone girl (with hannibal as amy and will as nick) but it would not be over will cheating and being a shit husband. hannibal would fake his death and frame will just because he like. caught him eating mcdonald’s or something.
#hannibal would try to slap will with the death penalty over fast food crimes#and of course he’d come back like she did in the movie but only after will went through the absolute ringer#hannibal is just like amy dunne and if you’ve seen the movie you KNOW i’m right#he’s just so extremely petty that this would be the only solution to him#���oh you don’t like my cooking? you prefer processed foods? you spit in the face of god’s creation and wonder why he smites you.”#hannigram#hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham
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Everyone is wondering ‘Why the hell is Ratee invited to Lada and Earn’s wedding?’
but I headcanon it as Earn being super petty for once so she can rub that she and Lada are endgame to Ratee’s face lmao
#ladaearn#tsou#the secret of us the series#the secret of us#nah its probs Suzie being petty lol#she knows that despite everything Ratee WOULD still show up bc she’s just like that#but I like the idea of Earn being a menace
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More reason to hate khaos reigns, we were this close to another sonya appearance after invasions Mileena ending but NOOOOOOO
#NRS count your fucking days you can’t keep doing this to me#no offense to anyone who likes khaos reigns btw but I’ve been ranting about it for like 3 days now#and now I’m just being petty instead of critiquing#anyways bring Sonya back now she’s the og woman she deserves it#mortal kombat#johnny cage#sonya blade#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mk1 khaos reigns#johnny cage mk1
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eheheee he’s so beautiful I’m so normal about them 🤭🤭🤭,,,,I did this on a magma so sorry if the quality is a bit funky (g4l4ctical did the cursive cuz I can’t write for shit :’>) anyways I wonder who she’s talking to…..(Odalia cuz I’m crazy crazy CRAZYYY)
Da ladies are chatting 😔🥄🥄
what are they talking about? world domination probably smhh
#This doodle took a unnecessarily long time to draw JHDGFDHDHD#ODALIA IS JUST TOO PRETTY NDHDHJDSJJ#Thembs✨✨#Lovelie is much more calmer in their mob version unlike his normal one#She is like- 150% petty in normal LMAO#But in mob it’s more of a 70%#Like it would take you a hot sec to actually tell they are making fun of u#ALSO YOU GOOD any drawing on any platform is a EBIC win in my book NJCHDDHDJ
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