#She's got you FAM

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

[hcneycrxsp]

"Mmm! Big mistake--" Big mistake? "I'm not supposed to work there, but I pretend I am. I help around, but Karna says I'm still too young to work-work." She can't wait to be an adult so she can ACTUALLY do more!

"What's a....crewm ates?" THAT is what he said right? Regardless, she seems very interested in it, "I wanna know more. May you tell me more?"

maybe he can meet some of pandora's friends, they seem like nice people. "you work at the flower shop? you must be a pretty hard worker then!"

"well i don't know everything, but i know enough. what i like? hmmm...it's probably my crewmates!" or maybe it's the many weapons he hoards on the grandcypher, he could never make up his mind on that.

[duketectivecomics]

‘Jason was Duke’s robin’ ‘tim was dukes robin’ YOURE ALL FOOLS

Steph as dukes most formative robin is RIGHT THERE

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Hazbin gang at the club headcanons

I know we saw some of them go out together but I refuse to believe Cherri hasn't dragged every single person there to the club

Cherri: She's always the one to initiate the club. She's having the best time there and only hangs out with the gang for like 70% of the time. The rest of it she's off making "friends" with strangers. Charlie has to stop her from bringing bombs every single time (she still brings them she just doesn't tell Charlie)

Angel: After the first time he becomes kind of in charge when they go out like as soon as Cherri says they're going to the club he becomes the mom friend. He's got a tote bag and it's filled with everything they need and more. He somehow manages to get drunk, dance, and just have a great time all while taking care of everyone else.

Husk: Husk isn't into the club scene he just likes to drink. He sits in the booth with a beer the entire time watching everyone's stuff like a hawk. He's also the one holding Angel's tote bag. Angel can get him on the dance floor once or twice every time but he tries not to push it.

Niffty: After that first time they're taking no chances. Her cocktails are switched to juice after one drink and someone has an eye on her at all times. She's just not allowed to get drunk anymore every once in a while Angel will make her sit down and drink some water while he watches.

Charlie: Is always uncomfortable when they first get there because she's always a little bit uncomfortable with pda. She sticks with Vaggie or Angel the entire time (they're both very protective). She's probably accidentally bought drugs, no one understands how that happened. She's a light weight and an emotional drunk so she spends a lot of the night telling everyone (including strangers) how much she loves them.

Vaggie: She's absolutely the most likely to get into a bar fight. She's giving people death glares for even glancing at Charlie. She probably doesn't even drink that much because she's on high alert the entire time. Charlie and Cherri both do a pretty good job of calming her down though so she's not a buzz kill she's just anxious.

Alastor: Has only been dragged along a couple times. Stands in the back of the club with his arms crossed because he doesn't approve of the music. Absolutely disgusted by literally everything. If someone touches him, even by accident, they die and that's that. If people weren't scared of him he'd be kicked out. Doesn't drink all that much, even though he really wants to, because he's a light weight and doesn't want anyone to find out.

Lucifer: Is very awkward. He doesn't want to be there but Cherri is just very convincing. I headcanon that he can pretty much only get drunk on Beelzebub Juice and most places in Pride don't have that. He still drinks because he likes the taste of the fruity cocktails though. He hates how loud the music is when he's sober too. IF the place does have Beelzebub Juice there's a good chance he will get shit faced so he doesn't have to deal with this whole thing. He's kind of a slutty drunk (he would never actually sleep with anyone it's just the way he acts). He wakes up the next morning to interesting videos on the Internet after those nights. I also headcanon that he can't be drugged but he knows when drinks are drugged, so if anyone thinks they're going to be drugged they have him take a sip of their drinks before hand.

[nadiajustbe]

The scene where WoTW and Howl were running across the yard might have been so confusing and creepy though the Megan's point of view.

Imagine sitting at home, minding your business, washing dishes or playing in the yard, and suddenly this weird-looking lady, dressed as she just escaped from some kind of really unique and rich troop, wearing a dark, gorgeous, medieval-like dress and high heels, that's almost impossible to buy at the store nowadays just... appears before your eyes.

She stands on the grass, leaning on the swing and you're already reaching for your home phone to call the police because how the hell did she find a way into your house?? Except you didn't have enough time to do it because right after that some kind of weird, physical force starts dragging you to this strange, creepy woman, and you want to tell her to go to hell with her stupid tricks, but you can't.

And you kids, waking right alongside you, cannot do anything, too. You can't all possibly be mad, can you?

An when it starts to get even weirder and unavoidable, your jobless, potential-losing piece of a brother, comes into a scene, jumping through the damn fence, dressed in the same weird-looking costume, as If he escaped the same wery troupe (seriously, If you weren't so worried about your kids and unnatural forces right now, you'd think what would happen If people saw this atrociously long sleeves and eye-burning colours), and just...runs at the mysterious woman right away, dragging away your daughter in some kind of sport-like movement. Your brother and the woman then start running across the yard in the most ridiculous way possible.

The force stops. Your brother and the woman go out of sight. You take your kids into the house and pretend this never, ever happened in your lifes.

[crazyhickofftheirrocker]

Move over Ryan, Sally's coming for your best allyship award

[mer-se]

super moon + cotton candy skies

[dfastback68]

Tried and failed to write yesterday but was successful today!! Finally started the goth fam sequel (yeah, not the prequel... oops) and also a short fic that's 99% finished at around 4k. It needs editing and polishing and then I'll try to post it in the next few days.

I just want my blorbos interact and was possessed by the sudden need for Perona and King to not only meet, but also braid each other's hair. I mean come on. It's the perfect activity for them. Plus, their captains have history!! I wanted to write something relatively light hearted anyways. So, here's a snippet:

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“Moria complained all the time about your captain, you know,” she says, which gets his attention. He’s not keen on talking about Kaido much these days, but he supposes it can’t always be avoided. “That if not for him, he would have stayed in the New World. It was one stupid fight and he never shut up about it! Ugh, it was so annoying.”

“I was there,” Alber says without thinking. He does remember that fight, too, because Moria’s zombies had been a pain in the ass to put down. They were as susceptible to his fire as anything else, though. Kaido handled Moria himself.

“What?!” Perona drops his hair and braces her hands on his shoulder, leaning over to see his face. “Really? Moria was in his prime back then, I wish I could have seen it!”

“I was Kaido’s second from the very beginning,” he says, frowning. Back then. Had it really been that long ago, or is she just that young? “It was a fairly short fight. Moria didn’t belong in the New World, and we made sure he knew th - ach.”

Alber winces as Perona yanks a fistful of his hair.  “Don’t speak ill of Moria! How could you? After I’ve been so kind to you!”

As if she hasn’t complained about Moria several times already, and now she’s trying to exact some sort of transactional cost out of this activity again? He offers no apology, nor does she seem to expect one.

“Well,” she says with a sniff. She smooths her hands through his hair again, and picks up where she left off braiding. “If you hadn’t chased him out, he would have never found me, so. It’s alright, I guess.”

“Hm,” is all Alber says in response. It’s the closest he’ll get to an olive branch, but he’s never been above being petty. Perona is much nicer company than Queen, though, and if Mihawk allows her here, he needs to respect that, too.

“Hawkeyes told me to be nice to you if I ever ran into you,” she says, immediately undoing whatever goodwill had been extended just a moment ago.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Magneto would love lumpia meanwhile Charles would have his Bibingka and Puto Bungbong hehe

Happy Holidays!

asks that remind me my bitchass friend kayla promised to make me *puto two years ago and she still hasnt

*puto is a filipino rice cake i do know it also means 'bitch' in spanish we do not have to address that thank you

[dreamlogic]

aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh

break. on my burger

[raayllum]

one of the nice things about "if time is money" being such an old fic that whenever i want some moon fam content i can just go back and read it with virtually fresh eyes

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

HAVING THE MOST "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE" LATE YULE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

[kuromi-hoemie]

thinking about older women

[esta-elavaris]

Had a moment today that exemplifies how my family thinks but like, in a way that’s just very sad and makes me glad I don’t think that way.

Showed a relative the amazing painting that friend did for me, and her first response was “you’d be able to sell that for some good money!!!”

Like. No????

For months I’ve discussed this creative trade with this friend, we’ve talked about what the other wants, we’ve gotten excited about it and traded progress pics as we work on it for each other, gotten stoked over making plans to get to the post office and seeing the other finally get it, and it’s just been a very wholesome and very fun project. It took six weeks for us to complete these projects, and now I have something on display in my room that makes me very happy, that’s objectively beautiful, and that I know a friend put a lot of effort into making for me and was THRILLED when I adored it.

And my family’s immediate line of thinking is “make a few quid from it lol”.

I can’t imagine the headspace it must take to go through life like that.

[okaratauri]

Mira shenanigans

[bookishjules]

things i miss after spending a week with my family

hugs. constant hug availability and reciprocation is something so unmatched

playing games. the fact that i don't have a single irl friend rn who would realistically be down for a game night is frankly tragic. our parents taught us hand and foot toward the beginning of the week and when i say we played nearly every day..

people understanding my references. my roommate told me recently that she doesn't understand 99% of the things i say, but that's just because she isn't privy to the language i share with my sibs and rents <3

people coming to check on me (or just sitting with me) when i'm having a rough time.

not feeling the need to seek out the internet for social fulfillment, and getting to use it as a bonus <3

the creativity

the laughter

the slipping into old habits. my sister and i designed a game (irl clue) for us all to play and forced everyone to join us. incredibly on par for us since birth.

my family <3