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just finished dead boy detectives
wtf was that???
#Who knew that Crystal getting her memories back would make her so much more cringe#And her kissing Charles? Made me physically ill 🤢#Even he looked a bit uncomfortable#Also niko’s dead?!#Everyone liked her#even the little people who tried to kill her liked her though they wouldn’t admit it#They should’ve let Crystal die#unpopular opinion#but I fucking hate crystal#She is actually so annoying and cringe#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#edwin x charles#charles x edwin#niko sasaki#crystal palace#crystal x niko#niko x crystal#jenny the butcher#monty the crow#the cat king#esther finch#beth rants
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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with a few minutes' reflection and a second conversation with my parents I have realized that I may have overblown things and overreacted a bit and also in some ways they're correct even if I think they're also harsh about it
#we talked it out. i don't think they intended to be hurtful they're just trying to make me see how badly my pessimism#can impact others?? I think all three of us were pissed off during the first conversation#there's a lot of other stuff going on behind the scenes too that I don't want to talk about#but like. my parents aren't total jerks. when we aren't all being belligerent to each other we get along quite well#and I really do respect them quite a lot. some days we Do Not do well at Being A Good Family though#my dad did say that he's seen people apparently cringe away from me when I'm acting annoyed though#which... may honestly be true. I have a very readable face and if I'm upset people tend to notice#I just... I talked to them again and realized that I took that one thing to mean ''everyone hates you and is just pretending to be nice''#idk if I agree about what my mom says about me bringing a Vibe that brings the whole room down#I think that one may just be because she's so used to me complaining to her about everything bc I... do actually complain too much#but anyway. we resolved the argument. my initial ''my parents told me everyone dislikes me'' was uh... MY inference#and not actually the words they said#I also think I should stop complaining online so much. it's just letting the complaining spirit grow#re: my last post
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literally genuinely hate to be this guy because I originally WANTED to watch the dub because subtitles are annoying and distracting for my adhd ass but I don't know how y'all can stand marcille sounding like a nurse joy
#why is she DOING IT LIKE THAT... PLEASE.....#I actually really Don't Like any of the voice performances in the dub except chilchuck which is a bummer#and I also kinda feel like a lot of the translations are? weird for no reason?? which is a MAJOR BUMMER TBH#(IS THAT LINE REALLY 'YOU'RE SO CRINGE' IN DUB?? PLEASE SAY SIKE???)#but marcille's voice is so.... :') yeah yeah yeah let's get into the more serious moments of this story with the VA doing a Fake Lady Voice#SORRY FOR BEING A HATER it's just annoying because I wanted!! to be watching the dub I don't WANNA be a WEEB ABOUT IT#and like I don't knoooow maybe she also sounds like she's Doing A Voice in japanese and it's just harder to tell because I don't speak it#BIG SHRUG. DON'T LIKE THE IT.#like I watched the first ep in english FIRST and was so '... :\' about the VA that I tried the sub just because I felt disappointed#anyway. sorry weebs. I get it now.#about me
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listen we all know about praise kink mac but i also think praise kink dennis. and i also think that if mac told him hes doing well in a completely sweet and earnest and painfully loving way dens brain would make the window emergency shutdown noise and smoke would start coming out of his ears
#me woobifying? in my house? yes!!#like sorry but he wants to be told hes doing good so bad. he needs it in a different way from mac wheres hes grown addicted to it#but like in a twisted way. i think being cringe and genuine gets to him more than anything else like with the rpg#i will die on this hill and u can not agree thats fine but i think that dennis can say the most unhinged stuff about being sculpted like#michaelangelo or whatever that twinks name was and if mac gushes too much it feels fake and annoying to him but mac just said ur pretty#being completely genuine about it i think that would crack den like an egg. idk#he has the other side of the coin of dees issue where she wants praise so badly she begs for it#sorry for rambling but also its my blog so i should be allowed to ramble actually
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im not necessarily doubting the repeated claim that younger kids have fewer computer skills now (although i am at the point where like, if y'all are gonna keep repeating it i would like a source on that <3) but i also do think there is something to be said for like, if you're a millenial/gen z who has been a heavy social media user for 10+ years you're actually not the average representative of your generation. the average millenial does not know any html (no, not even the basic shit) and they probably don't know a lot of those tips and tricks that nerds on here seem to think are universal. i just need people to understand that there were people who were kids or teens in the 90s and 2000s who didn't actually spend any time online. my computer classes in school were extremely basic, i've learned more from tumblr than anywhere else. just feels worth noting, like maybe it's not all generational it's also about lifestyle
#connie glynn uploaded a video about millenial cringe and i thought she made some very interesting and valid points#basically that that kind of thing was always cringe. social media used to be a fringe subculture#also i think ive said this before but like it's a p big mark of privilege to have had home internet pre-2012 anyway#so the idea of shaming/fearmongering about others for having not had that is actually rly annoying lol#maybe. just maybe. computer literacy just isn't universal and that's not a problem with kids specifically#bri babbles
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no but also i'm thinking about all the ways in which someone's way of speaking via text can impact others' perception of them and it's sorta killing me. example situation: someone's just finding out that a character they liked dies in canon. they're not bursting into tears irl, but they're pretty bummed out. so: "NUUUUUUU but i love him so much!!!! TToTT" vs "noooo, i love him so much!"
also, the way older people type. my mother excessively uses emoji, especially :) -- and it's not the :) of despair. i've heard of others using lots of ellipses, even if they're not trailing off dramatically. it's all learned, and i suppose if my mother learned to text in different times, her manner of texting would be way different.
but what i'm getting at is -- sometimes it's all you get! and that's a bit scary if you think about it, because for the most part i feel like how you communicate online depends on where you hang out and what you're used to, so someone who's mature and well-spoken might type like a child with only a vague awareness of commas, etc, or someone who's kind and friendly might come off as mean simply because they've been hanging out on twitter too much.
(and then there's picking up people's mannerisms just because they seem fun, something that i do without even noticing it both off- and online, which muddles things up even more because you might wonder why i'm being so salty and angry out of nowhere, but i'm actually just emulating an incredibly funny blogger who spoke in this or that particular way in a strictly humorous context.)
communication is hell and one can never understand another person perfectly and completely. etc
#shrimp thoughts#this of course extends beyond just texting because speech mannerisms can also come off as incredibly annoying and insensitive#like a friend showed me a music video recently and she was like 'i need you to understand that this was done on purpose. it's probably#satire' and so on and it was clear she was trying to get me to understand she's aware the aesthetic of the mv is Not Done Seriously and she#doesn't Sincerely Think the bad cgi is cool and impressive and i couldn't help but launch into a spiel about how for the last couple of#years i'm seeing this approach Everywhere and how it's Fine Actually not to justify yourself every five seconds lest someone thinks#you're a cringe ass loser... and then when i got back home i realized i probably sounded like a total asshole who needs to show off#their nonsensical rambly theoretical Insights or else they die. when i was like!! genuinely 'it's fine i get it!!' and also!! making an#observation because it was genuinely fascinating to me!#i get that from my father. the inability to Shut Up and make everything sound like a lecture. sob sob.
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#ok so my thoughts about the last single's inferno ep#this is my opinion and I'll be very honest leave me alone#poor minkyu deserved better than gyuri that bitch is crazy#I think she just chose him as a last resort and cause she didn't want to end up alone.. she actually liked minwoo but he hurt her big ego#sieun and minwoo were kind of cute also kind of cringe but I caught myself smiling while watching them lmao#also sieun really hated wonik damn and I don't judge her guy can't take a hint and was being kind of annoying#now gwanhee and hyeseon... I really REALLY can't see or sense a connection between them and they were just soooooo boring to me SUPER BORIN#as much as I hated gwanhee most of the time I still wanted him to pick hajeong (I had hopes until last second) for the plot#and bc she liked him and my queen deserved to find love but oh well she's too good for him anyway#they were the only couple that was actually fun to watch and interesting and shared a visible connection TO ME#everybody liked gh and hs but I was so skeptical of their thing that I actually thought he was gonna choose minji#I never agree with the majority damn#single's inferno
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DAN AND PHIL RETURN????????
#idk what I'm gonna do abt this /srs#like. I thought their videos were fun but that was 5 years ago so who knows about if I still will#and y'know obviously toxic community and annoying fans.#whatever I'll watch some and make a decision based on that I guess.#idc if they're cringe#well I mean. idc if it's cringe to watch them.#but Dan very much was leaning into that 'I'm a weirdo normal people scare me' thing that people who are only one degree removed from#normality do. so if he's leaned into that any more I don't think I'll be able to stand his 'I'm not a normie' normie ass. but I also know#he's been doing a lot of self-reflection and healing and whatever so maybe he'll be better now.#like he was so desperate to distance himself from who he used to be that he needed to make fun of everything he could have been perceived as#and make himself feel like he's better than people like that. everything from being 14 to being alternative to being a furry he needed to#make fun of all that cringe to prove that he wasn't that. y'know? he desperately wanted to be normal while still capitalizing on the 'I'm#different' thing. like his merch/clothing brand was all minimalist quirky-dark aesthetic for example. stuff you could 100% find in a big#chain store but seems just different enough for people who want to fit in but also look like they're cool and edgy and have unique opinions#like. he's the *woman in a pink tailored pantsuit* 'she's so butch!' of weird and alternative.#last I checked at least. like I said; I think he's been doing a lot of personal growth so maybe he's gotten more ok with actual weirdness.#man I didn't mean to rant in the tags here O_o sorry lol.#ThornShadow.said#(also for the record Phil is a little cringey but it's genuine so it's ok. as opposed to Dan trying to make everything 8 levels of ironic)
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do you a ever listen to an artists music and are like “this is good but not enough to justify how often fans of this artist act as if theyre superior to fans of my fave artist”
#im gonna b honest w u babes i dont think enough of u take a good long look at the music#you listen to before you act like listening to tswift is the epitome of bad taste#ur already rbing her lyrics in the webweaves you tag as fave#move on from your need to be better than others youll b happier for it trust me#like ur allowed to personally like and dislike whatever music so long as ur not a dick#and arent mocking other ppls music taste its rly that easy#ALSO I WOBT SAY WHAT ARTIST INSPIRED THIS POST BUT HER MUSIC IS LITERALLY GOOD#ITS JUST NOT SOO MUCH BETTER THAN MUSIC OF ARTISTS THAT ARE HELD UP AS CRINGE#(i actually think tswifts music is quite a lot better in lyricism#like i cld say that abt anyone but iv had the opinion ‘a tswift breakup song but abt friendship and not as good’ abt one of her songs#forr a whilee now so. i shld shut up before ppl realise who im talking abt and literally kill me)#LIKE I SHLDNT B COMPARING THIS ARTIST TO TSWIFT AT LEAST IN THIS WEIRD EHOS BETTER WAY#BUT WHEN A POST ABT HER BEING INSPIRED TO WRITE A NEW ABLUM IN QUARINTINE#BC SHE SAW TSWIFT WRITE AN ALBUM BASED ON FICTIONAL SITUATIONS HAS A BUNCH OF PPL IN THE NOTES#MISSREADING THE POST AND GOING ‘yea tswift SUCKS!!! all her fans r so annoying’ I KINDAA HAVE TOO !!!#sorry. ill shut up now#flappy rambles
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i do really fucking love not living in the town i went to high school in. there's only one goddamn person in that town i still like and i drive the hour it takes to visit him pretty regularly and i get to hear all the stupid drama that's going on with people and then i get to leave again. it's amazing
#HAND TO GOD I NEVER EVER STARTED SHIT ON PURPOSE IN THAT PLACE#Some People just really hated me for being semi confident and cringe and unbothered by them#I was always so nice. idek what I did. makes me a little sad I never wanted to piss ppl off but whatever! heehoo I got out and they didn't!#okay there was one girl I absolutely hated and did not hide it at all but she was the worst u have to believe me.#there r some people I wish I had stayed in contact with but at the same time. what can u do ig. life goes on#(Some People didn't like that I did better in the band-theater sector than they did. despite the fact they were a grade lower#and had all the chances I did to do the same as I did at the same pace as me. without overlapping. incredible behavior)#it bothered me I wanted to be his friend :(#to be frank I also was just kind of better than him and much more casual abt it but I DIGRESS. wanted to be his friend is all#ACTUALLY there r multiple ppl I still stay in contact w I just don't see them nearly as much/see those two w simon (bestie I visit)#hahshdjjdb this one girl I'm still friends with. okay so I was a little terrible to people and I was mean to her in middle school bc she#annoyed me but actually she's great and I tell her that regularly.. girl I adore u I'm so sorry 13y/o me was a bitch she was going thru it#...girl gender neutral. girl with nongirl traits. girl affectionate girl all pronouns with a she/her default
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Sims & Chalmers + Reactions to Gina
The Brokenwood Mysteries 9x06 "Motorcycle Mamas"
#I'm actually glad they showed someone just having enough of Gina#like she is funny but in a 'irl she would be so cringe and annoying' sort of way#my friend actually has major issues with Gina being a creeper on Mike... and she's not wrong#Daniel Chalmers#Kristin Sims#The Brokenwood Mysteries#Jarod Rawiri#Fern Sutherland
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it's that same summer when you're at the gojo summer estate, the one near the sea. you're still teens, long before gojo became arranged!gojo.
your last encounter with gojo was something you brushed off. but gojo couldn't stop thinking about you. you were this puzzle he didn't know how to figure out. this war map that no matter how long he looked at it, none of his past strategies were making sense.
but the two of you go about your usual routine. he's with his friends, and you stick to yourself.
or at least you tried to.
gojo's mother, the lady of the gojo family, was an earnest and strict woman. everybody knew that she wasn't one for games or jokes. she rarely smiled and rarely, rarely, laughed. you, along with all the other kids, knew to bow extra low whenever greeting her. she seemed to carry more power than her husband, but she didn't seem to find an issue with that.
but for a woman who was so keen on tradition, she seemed to care about you a lot more than the other children.
when she spoke to you, her eyes softened. her voice was gentler, more caring. your sisters especially grew annoyed at this, trying to butter up to her even more, but she seemed to harbor this sort of kindness only towards you.
you didn't question this either. it must be some form of pity, but you appreciated it nonetheless. sometimes you pretended like she was your actual mom, but then you quickly shook that thought away, chiding yourself for thinking something so childish.
this sort of gentleness she had with you turned into her trying to include you in things. some days it would be having tea with you when the other adults were having tea somewhere else, or sometimes she'd plan a little dinner with you where you could get dressed up and act like a lady.
tonight, however, she seemed to think that the best way she could include you was to include you in the group of the other kids, a gentle and guiding hand on your protesting back.
"really, i like the library," you insist, but it couldn't be farther from the truth. you had been inside the library for so many hours that you could blink and those high walls filled with books would be seared into your vision.
"nonsense," she tells you, her blue eyes and white hair looking down at your form as she waves it off, "the kids are outside near the fire. they'd be delighted to have you."
you cringe a little bit, wondering if she was just as daft as her son.
but she had found you near the fireplace, trying to stick its warmth as you hunched over yet another book. she decided that enough was enough, you should be out with the other kids.
so you couldn't say much to the woman who was hosting your family to argue, letting her lead you outside the grand patio and into the overbearing fields that led out to the sea, you soon saw the fire crackling away, the sound of laughter filling your ears.
some of the kids who were facing the two of you nudged the other ones to turn around, looks of confusion on their faces as the noblest lady of the land led a quivering you closer to them.
the usual look of caring she had whenever she was with you melted away, turning to something icy as the two of you neared the group. her hand on your back was still present, but you wished that it could somehow push you deep into the ground where you could hide forever.
her eyes looked over the group until they fell on her son, gojo, and narrowed.
everybody's eyes bounced from you over to her.
"there should be room for one more, yes?" she asks, and all the kids quickly nod, moving over on the logs that they had created into makeshift seats as they scrambled to make space for you.
you wondered what it was like to command such respect from people, what it must be like to have people actually listen to you.
she nudges you forward a little bit and you glance up at her one more time, a sort of useless plea as she encourages you to sit down.
you take a deep breath, offering them all an apologetic smile as you slowly sit on a log, your legs cramming together to make yourself seem as small as possible.
you watched as she walked back through the patio, talking to a maid as she motioned over to your group, saying something you couldn't make out, and you looked back to the other kids, the ones you had barely spoken a couple words to, and wince.
"sorry," you say slowly, your hands fidgeting non-stop in your lap as you laugh awkwardly, wishing you could just drop dead.
you can see your sisters seething in the corner, rolling their eyes as they sneer. the other kids nod at you just as tensely, and you wonder how disrespectful it would be if you just went back inside.
you feel a pair of eyes searing in the side of your face, and you look slightly to your right to see gojo staring at you, his eyes slightly squinting, just as his mother did.
you swallow thickly, picking at your nails as you send him a small smile before looking back down at your lap.
you could still feel him looking at you, but you chose to ignore it.
gojo doesn't really know why his mother liked you so much, but he never truly questioned her. she treated you with a tenderness he never saw her treat anybody (aside from him) with. he sometimes saw the two of you sharing tea with each other, other times hearing her laugh whenever you cracked a joke. something unusual for both of you.
his eyes look at your face, taking in the way you duck your head to seem smaller than you are. your eyes avert any contact, teeth gnawing on your already chewed-up lips. gojo looks at your hands, at the way you pick at your nails. he looks at your dress and sees the way the seams are fraying, the initial shape of the dress looking a little bit unfitting on you. almost as if it wasn't made for you specifically. his eyes narrow in more as he pieces it together. the dress is a hand-me-down from your older sister. not because your family couldn't afford a new dress, of course not, but to remind you of your place.
he feels a sting in his chest.
slowly the conversation with the group goes back to usual, the other kids pretending that you weren't there. gojo could feel the arms of one of the girls latched around his, her body pressing into his side as she tried to get closer to him. he wanted to shove her away, but didn't want to make a scene right now.
one of the girl shifted the talk to the topic of couples, talking about how she saw this husband and wife in town the other day who seemed to actually like each other.
one of your sisters, mei, snorts, shaking her head at the idea.
"us girls either marry an old man or a slightly older one," her eyes look over to you, "there's no in-between."
everybody grimaces at that, her other sister, yume, shoving her shoulder roughly at the crude statement.
"what?" mei scoffs, sitting back up as she nudges her chin to you, "she is."
yume gives her a warning look, one that's clearly saying she's saying too much, but mei doesn't seem to care much. everybody stirs, their heads craning with the thrill of gossip.
gojo looks at you and wants to see what you think about all this, but you're so far in your own world that you don't notice the commotion that seems to be directed at you.
mei calls your name, trying to grab your attention, and your head shoots up, brows furrowed to see who needs you.
"right?" she asks, knowing you don't know the answer.
you look around again, wondering if she was just trying to be funny.
"what?" you ask finally.
"you have to marry someone older, yeah?" mei presses, her eyes gleaming as your confusion melts away into one of embarrassment, looking at yume to see if mei was really serious.
of your two sisters, mei was always the mischievous one, if you could even call her cruelty that.
gojo sits up slightly, his brows scrunching up together a little bit at the mention of this. nobody had heard of any marriage offers, especially this early. you were still underage. who...?
you scratch at your neck, heat rising to your cheeks at the sudden attention on you.
"it was just an offer," you say through clenched teeth, shooting mei a look as she just smiles smugly. she knew she'd never have to deal with this.
"who?" one of the guys asks.
"nobody," you say quickly, waving it off as you rub a hand over your face, wondering if you threw yourself on the fire if that would help.
"naoya!" mei says instantly, your eyes widening as she reveals this very secret thing that even your father was trying to keep hushed away. you feel your stomach drop, eyes stinging in embarrassment as gasps echo around the group.
"isn't he...?" one of the girls tries to do the math, seeing how much older he already is.
"i heard he wants children," another girl adds, giving you a look of attempted sympathy but it just looks like a wince, "like, a lot of children."
you shut your eyes, rubbing at your aching forehead. you look briefly at gojo, only to see him looking incredulously at you. he's the only one who doesn't seem to be talking in a shocked or excited tone.
everybody gets excited about a terrible marriage offer when it's not them who have to offer themselves up.
he's studying you, seeming to be the only one who sees the way your chest is heaving, as if you're struggling to breathe. or the glossy look in your eyes, the way you dart them away so nobody can see. gojo looks over at mei, at the way she looks satisfied for delivering her piece of gossip for the night,
at your expense.
he doesn't know why he feels the way he does, or why he drags the girls arm away from him as he stands up, shrugging his coat over his frame as everybody suddenly looks at him.
but he's only looking at you.
"i forgot to give you your blanket from last week." he says simply, his voice heavy and coarse, as if he hadn't used it in a while, "come with me,"
well, he never said he was good at lying.
but he puts a steady arm on your shoulder, helping you stand up as you shoot him a confused look, letting him lead you away as the silence behind you becomes defeating.
you wipe at your nose, sniffling silently as he leads you through the grassy field.
he glances down at you. this is the second time the two of you have been alone, and the first time he's ever seen you on the verge of tears.
"thank you," you murmur thickly, rubbing at your eyes with your palms as you laugh wetly, "she wasn't supposed to say..." you trail off, looking away from him in embarrassment.
gojo guides you up the porch, behind a long marble pillar where the two of you are away from the other's curious stares.
he's never been good at comforting people, but he's never wanted to more than now.
"she's right, though," you say through a stutter, arms crossing at your chest as if that's what gojo was thinking about, "naoya, he-" you can't finish the sentence, the reality of it too heavy for you.
naoya proposed a month ago. a marriage offer for when you turn of age. he was desperate to find a wife, but not too many women were desperate to make him their husband. but your father needed the alliance, and your father's wife needed you away, so they swiftly agreed to it.
gojo's hand still hasn't left your shoulder, and he gives it a small squeeze.
"i'm sorry about this," you motion to yourself, laughing humorleslsy, "i didn't mean to...gods, i just...i don't want to be his w-wife," you admit quietly, shaking your head as you hide your face in your hands, "i-i don't want to have his children."
gojo feels bile rise to his throat at the thought of that.
he's only seen you twice. why does he care so much about what happens to you?
"somebody else will come along," he says in a whisper, and you look at him through your fingers, dropping them to your side as you blink slowly, rubbing at your cheeks.
"no good man wants to marry me," you tell him quietly, without any trace of pity for yourself, something that was simply the truth, "if not naoya, then another variant of him."
gojo leans down slightly to level with you, his lips pressed into a thin line.
you don't know why he's so close, or why he looks more worried for you than anybody else has. you shrug him off of you, trying to collect yourself as you peer through one of the large windows that look inside the estate.
"you can get rid of that blanket," you mutter, eyes darting from the window to his stunning blue ones, ones that make your knees slightly weak, "i was going to knit a new one anyways."
you bid your farewells, nodding lowly at him as you find your way inside.
gojo watches your back, looking back at the group as he runs a hand through his hair, gripping at his white locks in frustration.
he doesn't know what he's feeling. he doesn't know why he wants naoya suddenly dead. he doesn't know why he's not going to listen to what you just asked him to do, or why he wants to hold onto that blanket.
gojo doesn't know why you suddenly infiltrate his every waking moment, or why he needs to see naoya buried alive just so that you wouldn't have to marry him.
he doesn't know the answer to any of these things. but he doesn't know if he wants to.
#arranged!gojo#gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo x reader angst#satoru x reader#satoru x you#gojo satoru x reader#gojo angst#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk angst#jjk drabble#gojo drabble
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Also Vera pointing out that Armstrong is the red herring (which i didn't catch) but then not making the connection that if he's the red herring it obviously isn't him is so ?????
#girl. you're halfway there already.#also she has almost identical cringe trauma as me and that's annoying but apparently she did it on purpose so now idk it doesn't bother me#but it was actually making me really uncomfortable reading about it at first#and then there were none#come up with a good reading tag and replace this one with it later
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guys i got such a good grade in improv yesterday
#i yelled at john cena's great great granddaugther in the year 2077 and almost got fired because she refused to eat a pie#and i was SO funny#like my improv teacher even pointed out specific things i did and was like THAT WAS AWESOME I LOVED IT SO MUCH and guys#im getting a good grade in improv#something that is both normal and possible to achieve#i literally don't even care that it's cringe or whatever it's so fucking fun#we learned a specific kind of intro that's real popular in austin#and i saw it and was like : / sounds boring and extra i don't care about setting#BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUN TO BUILD A STORY AROUND#a painting of john cena in a diner turned into five of us screaming at each other while our improv coach fell out of his chair laughing#***** is still in that class : / which is : /#and he's also a little annoying cause he takes over scenes a lot#but he's good at voices and puns so#i'll let him live#he was trying to talk to me yesterday and i completely ignored him and went LIZ I HAVEN'T SEEN U IN A MONTH HIIIII#and now i feel so bad about it but also. boy. take a fucking hint.
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Young Gf and Older bf
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Simon Ghost Riley Headcanons
SFW & NSFW
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SFW
Older bf! Simon who didn’t know how he felt about having a younger girlfriend
Older bf! Simon who was getting called “old man” by his girlfriend
Older bf! Simon who learned the hard way that some girls have expensive taste
Older bf! Simon who doesn’t talk much about his girlfriend to his mates, he feels like they’ll get on his ass about dating a young girl
Older bf! Simon who did most of the chores around the house
Older bf! Simon who stopped caring what he wore in front of people because his girlfriend is his little hype-man
“Does this work?” Simon asks coming into his shared bedroom with his girlfriend, she rolls on her side to look at him.
“They don’t match your shoes, Si.”
“What?” He looks down. “I thought they did.”
“Here, go try this on and come back at out.”
Older bf! Simon who told his girlfriend about his time in the military
Older bf! Simon who forget how young his girlfriend is, so when he makes jokes or says a movie reference she doesn’t know what he is talking about
Older bf! Simon who was honestly scared to meet his girlfriend’s family. She told them about Simon being older but not how old he was
“And how old are you, Simon?” Her dad asked leaning forward.
“I’m…40”
“40!!”
“Y/N?!”
“What?! He treats me good, he respects me, guys my age want that trad wife, Simon doesn’t, I can do or say what I want around him and feel good about myself.”
Older bf! Simon who knows everything about you. How you like your coffee, what time you’re suppose to be up for work, and he even knows when you’re about to start your period, you know when he shows up at home with bags full of pads and tampons and her favorite foods and drinks
Older bf! Simon who starts watching shows with you but complains about them but deep down he actually likes to watch them with his girlfriend
NSFW
Older bf! Simon who woke up to you in t-shirts and no shorts or pants, he likes seeing you in a t shirt and panties
Older bf! Simon who has woken up to morning wood before and needed help to get rid of it
“Love,” he kisses the shell of her ear. “Love…wake up,” he coos.
“Hmm~ Simon, not now please.”
“I know, love, you don’t have to do anything,” Simon lines himself up at her entrance and pushes himself into her
Older bf! Simon who like after argument sex
“Fuck you!”
“Oh yeah? Fuck me?” Simon carries a smirk on his face.
“Back up, Simon,” Y/n says putting her hand up on his chest to keep distance.
“Fuck me right? Fuck me?”
“Wait, wait,” your legs didn’t work for a few weeks
Older bf! Simon who tries different things with you, like BDSM you both hated it because it’ll be painful for you and Simon didn’t like you hurt
DDLG, he knows the age gap between you two but he hates the word ‘daddy’ makes him cringe
Mask kink, you both loved it, giving the illusion you were being fucked by someone else and he liked feelings your hands in his face
Voice kink, you liked it because of his deep voice already, he was on the fence, not saying your voice is annoying or anything he just didn’t get it
Knife play, you got scared when he accidentally dropped the knife and it was very close to your hand, it was the same thing with gun play you were afraid something wrong might happen
He tried to be a sub but you could barely take it seriously
Older bf! Simon who has fucked you when you were doing your work, you worked in a private office and all he had to do was shut and lock the door and bend you over your own desk
Older bf! Simon who is handsy when he’s horny
“Simon what do you want?”
“I want nothing,” he says as one of his hands were on your waste and the other snacks up to your breasts giving you a gentle squeeze and you gave him a soft moan.
“Just do it already, Simon,” she moans
Older bf! Simon who has kept a pair of your panties in his pockets and has forgotten about them before, he remembers when he accidentally sticks his hand into his pocket and feels the lace
Older bf! Simon who bought a motorcycle and takes you with him as his backpack, he found a abandoned place were no one comes to and you two had a good fuck on his bike
#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod x reader#fandom#fanfic#call of duty#mw2#cod#ghost cod#ghost x y/n#simon ghost x reader#ghost x you#ghost mw2#ghost x reader#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#cod headcanons#headcanon
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