#See you in 3 hundred years

[mikohaelzz]

Mc Donald's combo

[mwagneto]

why is everyone suddenly jackdoctor posting. like i'm not complaining i've just been indescribably sick over that entire storyline for years so it's funny to see it picking up steam again

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

[dreamlogic]

aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh

break. on my burger

[bonemeal12]

i wish there was more CRAYDL in Impulse (1995). I need more CRAYDL in my life.

[telesodalite]

I need to be weirder about the scavengers and cannibalism...

[iknowwhereyousnoozeatnight]

he’s just a silly funny guy to me (and i need him in a skirt)

flat colors for flat color enjoyers idk

[bumblingbabooshka]

care to EXPLAIN your most recent post??? (Tone /lighthearted and curious)

Yes!! The Post in Question

[pergaminaa]

Manon would have doubts about being a good mother to her little witchling. It’s a feeling that never goes away and she terrified of acting like her grandmother because it’s literally the only thing she knows.

She’s aware that what her grandmother did was no way to be around a child. This, and the fact that Manon is a good person with a lot of repressed love, was why she is nothing like her grandmother. But she doesn’t see it that way. She is haunted by her past and her own nightmarish childhood. She hangs on every mistake, wonders if she could have said something better— wonders if her witchling is better off being around Dorian more than her (because she believes that she will do some irrecoverable damage to her, and the thought literally keeps her up at night)

Dorian is there to always assure her that she’s nothing like her grandmother. He hates that after so long without her, she still has her clutches around Manon, ensuring that her voice is the only thing leading Manon.

He knows that she isn’t like her at all. And he will never tire of reminding her of it every single day.

This has become easier with their witchling getting older. Now, he can easily just point at the toddler, who would be in various positions on their bed at night ‘because I get bad dreams in my bed and only get good dreams in your bed’ as she would argue.

He notices how the witchling is casual about it. She comes into their room, climbs up their bed, plops down next to her mom while holding on to something so that she doesn’t get carried to her room (toddler logic). To Dorian, this display alone is enough.

He tells Manon that if she was anything like she thinks she is, their witchling wouldn’t be feeling this safe around her. She is always around her mother, following her around and preferring to stay with her as opposed to playing with the other children. If their witchling is feeling unsafe, she wouldn’t be doing any of that.

“Look at her,” He points at the sleeping child in their bed once again. Her head is resting on Manon’s stomach, while she almost hogged her mother all to herself.

“You’re doing great with her, witchling,” He winks. Adding a little playfulness while being serious.

The Blackbeak Matron killed her own daughter and almost killed her granddaughter. Manon is nothing like her, and he will never tire of reminding her of that.

Because even the formidable Queen of the Witches needs a gentle reminder from time to time.

[gorillaxyz]

GIVE ME MORE CLOIS. FUUUUUUUUUCCKCKKKKK GIVE IT TO ME NOW...

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

2 things ive learnt learning french:

i know a LOT of english words

i use a lot of them wrong

[which-hospital]

I’m still sort of processing yesterday’s episodes. I still don’t think that they should’ve had Teddy propose to Paige and I really don’t think she should’ve said yes (even if it was the kind of yes that ends up with the wedding being called off), just because I think there were other routes that this could’ve taken that would’ve felt more interesting on a character level even if they would be less dramatic but it’s happened now so we’ve gotta work with it. I think I’m gonna end up making a longer post just about like my thoughts about Teddy because I think I’ve come out of these episodes feeling more sympathetic towards him than most people are. I get that he’s being very stupid and this is not gonna work out but I’m not feeling it in a “haha, she’s so gonna leave him for Sah” kind of way as much as in a nauseating, “oh no, this isn’t healthy for any of them” kind of way.

Also, this isn’t gonna work out so we better not get as far as a wedding - I don’t want a repeat of the last time a paramedic and a doctor tried to have a wedding (especially considering this too-many-paramedics economy we’re living in).

[nerozane]

I did the Orpheus route and I'm still of the opinion that the choice still sucks.

And tbh not only they did the emperor dirty but also Orpheus. ;/

[psikind]

back on my bullshit (<- special interest activated)

[blindtaleteller]

Tags.

Trying to figure out how stopping for a little treat at Target added up to $200...

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Duke spent all his childhood and most of his teenage years in a middle class family, so I like to think that he carried these habits into his rich life as well.

Example 1:

Duke: who the fuck is wasting our water? Do you know how expensive the bill will be next month?

Tim: Do you know that even if we had opened all the taps in the manor, Bruce would still have no problem paying for them for at least the next ninety years?

Duke, closing the faucet: yeah, what's your point?

Example 2:

Duke: It's literally a rip-off! Six dollars for a fucking yogourt?! Nah, let's go Cass, bet I can find an analog for three.

Cass, handing him the hundred dollar bill that Bruce gave them to buy two yogourts (he didn't know the price and just hoped that it was enough): ?

Duke, dragging her out of the store: It's a principle now, let's go.

Example 3:

Dick, accidentally dropping his phone: oopsie-

Duke, without thinking: of course, go on and break it. We are all billionaires here, aren't we?

Dick, pretty much confused: well, technically…

Duke: I see you, victim of capitalism.

He also constantly turns off the lights when someone leaves the room for more than 0,5 seconds, because it pisses him off.