#but she has Dorian to help her
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bread-wizards · 5 months ago
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I am sad about C3 ending but I also feel like it wont be the end of the Bells Hells' story. Just the campaign main plot.
Possibly because it would be odd to go from world ending stakes back to small time fights and heists, just pacing wise.
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sugaroto · 2 years ago
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Dorian: hey thanks for earlier-
Damien:...
Damien: I KNOW YOU ARE DATING THE QUEEN USE CONDOMS
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lillotte17 · 4 months ago
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magebastard · 5 months ago
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love/hate being so invested in my da canon. this shit is so dumb I have to cry
#I keep thinking about the fact that this might be the first group of companions that really stay in contact regularly after saving the world#and i keep thinking about loua making sure to use her connection w solas to keep checking in on him and rome#and essentially delivering their mail#and then like loua kind of traveling all over thedas using the eluvians#to help as much as possible#and dorian giving her and neve a magisterium seat and her desperately learning to lead in that way#and then her traveling to kirkwall and meeting hawke#and isabela would go with her to soothe like the awkwardness of it all#and talking to Allison about varric and rome and everything that happened#and allison who ended up so close to the inquisitor bc they bonded as people forced into these devastating situations#is like ‘i know the road you’re walking is difficult. but I cannot be any sort of friend/guide to you as you navigate this’#bc hoo BOY she takes it bad that varric and rome are gone#and loua is like trying not to cry even though that’s not quite what she wanted but she’s like ‘got it. Noted’#(bc secretly she does feel like she needs someone to walk her through what it means to be a hero to the world’#and she def didn’t realize that allison would see that and just SAY no to her)#and down the line she works w like#leliana and josephine and she meets sten#bc I crave the overlap of the world I crave the cr campaign 3-ification of these stories where they all must meet#and in different capacities she works w her own team and the established teams that exist to fix problems all over thedas#and eventually she goes to briala and somehow organically it comes up that she saw solas’ memories and felassan has been this presence#that’s looked over all they’ve done#loomed******#and briala is like ‘……. hm?’#anyways rook goes from a scrappy wet dog to one of the worlds most impactful heroes#and i love that#c: loua mercar
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if dorian didn't show up, do you think louis would have shot minnie?
I do. I know some people think either he wouldn't have or he would've missed so that's why the writers had him shoot Dorian instead, but mmmmmm no, I don't personally think so. I like to think that if he had taken the shot, his shaky hands would've caused him to shoot her fatally.
Mostly because I'm already so normal about the fact that of the Ericson crew, Marlon and Louis are the only ones with a body count. Well, that we know of, but shown to us in the game, at least. Plus, we know it's Louis' first kill.
Like yeah, Clementine and AJ become part of the crew and they have bigger body counts, and if we're counting indirect kills caused by actions, then Tenn has a count... and I guess everyone has blood on their hands for blowing up the boat... but I'm talking about killed directly with a weapon like....... I lied, I'm not normal about that at all, Louis and Marlon are the ones who have killed someone in Louis' route. I'm also not normal about the fact that Louis kills Dorian and then even as he's clearly in shock, he tries to go with Clementine to get AJ, and then later on when they talk about it, he says it feels like bile but not quite and he's glad he has it in him to do it.... listen, listen, listen... I'm obsessed with that.
Anyway, so if Louis shot Minerva, I think he would've accidentally killed her and can you imagine? He's already enough of a mess after killing the woman who pinned him down and tried to cut his finger off [or succeeded] but he knew Minerva, they were friends before the twins were taken. Even Violet couldn't kill her even though that would've been the smarter thing to do, and we know thanks to meta knowledge that killing her would've saved lives, but Violet couldn't, and I don't think Louis would intentionally either.
Speaking of Violet, if Louis killed Minerva, I hate to think about what that would've done to Vi. I think she might've actually left at that point, like what was planned before it got changed to her being burned. I don't think she would've attacked Louis over it, though, like yeah she attacked Clementine in the cell but Louis? I don't know, but I don't think so just because it's Louis and he'd be a mess about it anyway.
Though if he did kill her, it would be a neat parallel to draw... y'know, because Louis forgave AJ for killing Marlon even though he was pissed and heartbroken, and Violet was annoyed with him the entire time... but could she ever forgive Louis for killing Minerva? Y'know? We already have a similar parallel with AJ shooting Tenn, but still.
If Clementine killed Minerva in that moment, though, then I could see Violet attacking her since in her eyes, Clem proved her right.
So yeah, I get why they added the Dorian kill to his route. It adds another compelling element to Louis as a character, but we also need Minerva alive for episode 4; Louis can't kill her, he can't miss, and he's not going to stay with her because we need Violet to stay on the boat and him to be on shore for all routes.
#asks#twdg louis#twdg minerva#twdg clementine#twdg violet#twdg marlon#twdg tenn#honestly whenever i see someone say louis is the boring option i'm just like '.......that's your opinion but also how can you say that??'#then again i'm sure other people look at me saying violentine just isn't for me and they say the same thing so y'know... i can't talk haha#also time is such a weird thing because i look at the entire cell scene in louis' route and like... i'm not even mad about violet anymore#like yeah i still don't believe she was brainwashed like i'm sorry y'all only believe that because kent said something about it#not because there's all this evidence toward it in game like vi being pissed at clementine makes sense she doesn't need to be brainwashed#for it to work like her being vulnerable and easily manipulated into submission makes perfect sense especially with minerva there#it's like everyone was pissed that she attacked clementine and people needed a way to excuse it so it's not violet's fault when like...#that's literally what makes it interesting like calm down it's okay if violet is pissed and scared and behaves accordingly#also my controversial opinion of the day that i'll hide here in the tags so maybe people won't find it sksksk but#I personally find the concept of vinerva and the doomed tragedy of it more compelling than anything violentine did#like i'll defend violentine and i do believe it's an important and good ship it's just not my personal favorite#anyway but then the whole thing with lilly and minerva is so good and louis screaming FUCK YOU at minerva?? amazing love it so good#i love when the soft character who never chooses violence is so pissed off that all that anger they have boils to the surface and it's raw#like... he's SO mad he's SO furious he's SOOO UPSET like he wasn't even like this when marlon died or anything like he hit his limit#and then shooting dorian through the mouth while an accident is just well done i love it and i love his reaction of mortification#and apologizing and YET he still tries to go with clementine he's trembling and can barely string together a sentence but he wants to go#he wants to help her he wants to save aj THAT is the gut reaction he has after everything that just went down#'louis isn't loyal or good for clem because of the vote' babe tell me you don't understand any nuance of louis' character without telling m#it's fine IT'S FINE you don't have to agree and i just have to remind myself that it's fine not everyone likes louis we're okay#this drives me crazy in the best way like y'know what? i love the cells scene in louis' route all of it even the stuff i used to rant about#even the stuff that used to piss me off now i'm just like 'no wait past cj was dumb she wasn't looking at it this way aaaaaaaa' sksksks#that was my tag ted talk about the cell scene thank you
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theheadlessgroom · 4 months ago
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@beatingheart-bride
With books in arms and sweets in hands, the couple soon departed from the bookstore, the elderly proprietor cheerfully bidding them goodbye as they stepped back out onto the street, which had proceeded to come a little more alive, more couples walking to and fro, in and out of shops, the streets alive with the chatter of friends, the laughter of children, and the jubilant music from the nearby restaurants.
Truthfully, Susannah seldom gave much thought to any future in which she'd be a wife and mother. Until meeting Philippe, that sort of notion felt far more like a pipe dream than anything else, unable to envision anyone being eager to make her their bride, let alone mother of their children, but ever since falling love, she'd found that had changed quite a lot, and thus, she found herself daydreaming more about what was to come.
Would they have nights like this in California? Walking the streets together after dinner, their children running ahead of them, giggling up a storm as they enjoyed everything the world had to offer? Would the little ones play in the grass, gathering flowers and begging their parents for sweets from the nearby vendors? Would she and Philippe put them on their shoulders, and let them see the world from a whole new vantage point, and make them feel like they could touch the stars, the way her father did? She liked to think so.
A gentle smile crossed Susannah's face, and she couldn't help but lay her head against Philippe's shoulder, the way so many other ladies did with their gentlemen, feeling more content than she had felt in a very, very long time.
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zahra-hydris · 9 months ago
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daewen has gone from getting cassandra's low approval cutscene to a begrudging form of respect forming between the two 🥺
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crows-of-buckets · 1 year ago
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I am thinking about an Inquisitor Aviae au... It would be so fucking funny. Like in game I think there's a lot of propaganda about her (she's a pro-mage, pro-blood magic, anti circle, anti Templar mage who used to help anders plan his escapes and regularly outspoke about the poor treatment of mages. She also 100% supports anders actions when she hears of them lmao) so like. Half the companions in dai would have an idealized, chantry propaganda view of her. So she comes in, and everyone's like "whoa... Hero of Fereldan..." And then she immediately diverts supplies to helping mages in the war. And is just so much unlike what chantry propaganda would portray her as. She would also take on the grey warden "recruit anyone, help is more valuable than the persons past" to an extreme in the inquisiton. Like if there is someone she can recruit, she does so almost every time. I think sera would hate her at first but they would become fast friends, iron bull as well. She has a decent understanding of the qun from what sten taught her; it's not for her but she does respect it. Idk I kinda wanna write something out for it
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box-of-rainbow · 1 year ago
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guys i literally found the perfect girl we sit next to each other in english at our own table out of the way and she’s so smart and cool and she likes some of the same books as me and she’s as obsessed as me with tlos and she annotates her books in the most meticulous way possible and we don’t always agree about things so it makes conversations so much more interesting and she gets super excited and smiles a lot when she talks about things she likes and she talks forever and i just wanna kiss her adfvdhbcrhbf
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dieverged · 2 months ago
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it's so interesting, to me. i can't figure out if nima is sadder in her DA verse comparatively to her ffxiv verse. granted, they are quite different in that within DA she's following from her own timeline & in ffxiv she was already a participant IN the world. but man.
main verse nima just keeps losing i tell you!
#she's. hmmm. is she happier in her ffxiv verse... i want to say yes#because she has jiyu. LOL.#and yes she has the students & scions so she has a groundwork there. a family#BUT OHHHHHHHH MY GOD dragon age nima...........#nima is kind of like a losing dog fr#like i don't know! because she meets varric and dorian and they are... the only family she's ever really known in... forever really#she meets solas! & he's the loneliest of lonely like her! an outsider like her. who understands. who she has genuinely interesting convos w#she remembers what it's like to actually HAVE something akin to a family#and yes it's all fucking terrible and sometimes she can't even breathe from it & she loses at the end of it all but JUST in that one moment#she remembers what it's like to be SO close to people#her flaw is both the dagger that trails wounds but also the very thing that saves her#she can't run and it is HORRIFYING. she's never felt more trapped!#but... but... she learns how to love. what it means to love. again. without turning her back. without fleeing#it's like my girl pixie lott put it#>''i might lose my mind for a while but i'll be fine / have you heard? there's thing that heals & it's called time / clock can tick away --#happy will fall in place / & though my heart will break / a new me will fill this space''#i am such a villain for this but OUHHHHHH it's so good. and then trespasser happens & the 10 years that follow#and yknow she's not okay. in fact it is BRUTAL for many different reasons but. it's a work in progress#post trespasser is crazy i have to think about the changes that follow#wouldn't it be kind of sick if nima had dropped returning home briefly. briefly. and then went back to it (making her self ill from it)#she's saved the world once she's done with it she's done she can no longer stay#& dorian.... lovely dorian... would snap her to her senses but god would it be talking to a wall for a while#i don't think she would stop helping the inq look for solas but it's more like... she gets frantic & clouded for a while & keeps that on th#downlow yknow?#nima vc: i am SO tired of saving worlds and i couldn't tell you why i couldn't begin to explain this dread within me#i am SO tired! of it all#nima catching herself saying worlds like hold on. 2. what was the first...#AUUUGH okay yeah smile im normal
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astonmartinii · 1 month ago
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lessons in chemistry | george russell social media au
pairing: george russell x fem teacher reader
part time formula one driver and full time student kimi antonelli wonders whether a date with his teammate is an appropriate gift for his favourite teacher
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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user1: first 18 year old actually excited to go to school
user2: and it’s the 18 year old who is already a formula one driver and millionaire
user3: probably helps if you’re in love with your teacher
user4: who is a milf
kimiantonelli: don’t sexualise miss y/ln like that :( she is an amazing teacher and makes me excited to learn about history!
yourusername: thank you, kimi!
kimiantonelli: if there are any spelling mistakes in my most recent essays please direct all of your critcism to @georgerussell63 and @charles_leclerc they were the ones who helped me
georgerussell63: of course i might have spelt things wrong your essay had to be in ITALIAN
charles_leclerc: yeah i have no excuse i didn’t really finish school
yourusername: kimi! what have i said about using your teammates and coworkers for homework?
kimiantonelli: i was being resourceful!
yourusername: you got me there… but maybe next time ask oscar, he’s the only one with actual qualifications
oscarpiastri: she’s not wrong but please do not ask me for help on your homework
kimiantonelli: okay just say you hate miss y/ln then
oscarpiastri: i didn’t say that?
kimiantonelli: okay cool i’ll see you in suzuka because i got an essay about the cold war due after the triple header
user5: i did not realise this was the kind of chaos the rookies were going to bring this season
user6: i mean kimi antonelli is just like me i am also emotionally attached to my history teacher
user7: real bitch representation
lewishamilton: i’m glad to see you are making sure to finish school
kimiantonelli: i’m sorry we missed out on being teammates you could’ve been the one i’m going to set up with miss y/ln
yourusername: excuse me?
lewishamilton: what?
kimiantonelli: i guess she’ll have to make do with george …
georgerussell63: rude?
kimiantonelli: well i wanted to set her up with max but he has a girlfriend and a baby on the way - boring!
georgerussell63: even ruder!
maxverstappen1: lol
yourusername: do i get a say in this?
kimiantonelli: well i wanted to give you a nice gift for getting me through school and this is the best i could think of!
yourusername: i appreciate that kimi but i’ll be okay with a bottle of bubbly
kimantonelli: hmmmmm… okay!
user8: he’s defo still going to try and set her up isn’t he?
olliebearman: 100%
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f1: happy international women’s day - which women in your life inspire you?
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user9: love me some susie wolff
user10: for real that’s my FIA president
user11: i know toto can’t handle all of that
estebanocon: my new race engineer laura!
user12: bearnelli this, lestappen that - these two are the best duo
user13: queens !!!
georgerussell63: shout out to doriane pin
user14: mercedes girlies sticking together
user15: will kimi say doriane as well or is he going to do the batshit crazy option …
user16: let’s be real we all know what he’s going to comment
user17: i’m willing to bet money on it
olliebearman: easiest money you’ll ever make
kimiantonelli: miss y/ln!!!
user18: omg someone study this guy’s obsession with his history teacher it’s getting crazy
kimiantonelli: woah who made you the authority on what woman i can find inspiring?
kimiantonelli: CAN YOU MAKE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION INTERESTING?
kimiantonelli: HUH?
yourusername: okay kimi let’s calm down
kimiantonelli: but you ARE inspiring
yourusername: that is very touching, kimi, thank you
kimiantonelli: no worries!!!!!!!!!!!!
yourusername: the amount of exclamation points is worrying me…
kimiantonelli: NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE
georgerussell63: why have you just invited me to learn italian on duolingo
kimiantonelli: no reason…
yourusername: kimi! no meddling!
kimiantonelli: i’m not meddling!!! do you not want more people to learn the beautiful language?
yourusername: i am keeping an eye on you…
user19: i know she hates to see him coming
kimiantonelli: nuh uh i’m her favourite even though she can’t say that
yourusername: kimi please stop arguing with people in comment sections
kimiantonelli: okay! just for you miss y/ln!
georgerussell63: how did you get him to be so nice to you?
yourusername: i’m not sure, but if he’s mean to you i think that might be a skill issue
georgerussell63: this is crazy…
kimiantonelli: this is you guys flirting right?
yourusername: huh?
georgerussell63: huh?
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yourusername: shush don’t tell my students i’m at imola
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user20: oh i am not ready for kimi’s weird attachment to this woman to be irl rather than just instagram comments
user21: she’ll be in the paddock before she knows it
user22: does she know she’s a niche f1 star like ???
olliebearman: oh i just heard kimi’s scream from here
kimiantonelli: SHUSH
olliebearman: omg it’s like i don’t exist when she’s around… what about OUR SHIP???
kimiantonelli: let me conclude my master plan and we can go back to being vaguely fruity
olliebearman: OMG YAY
yourusername: you done?
olliebearman: what you gonna do? give me detention
yourusername: i can’t give you detention but i can give kimi detention and a little birdy told me you were going on a cycling trip…
olliebearman: I’M SORRY MISS Y/LN
user23: who is this woman and how does she have this much power
user24: one should never underestimate the power of a weird mother bond with a history teacher
user25: i miss mine so bad but it’s not socially acceptable to go see her now
georgerussell63: you just got me called into an emergency meeting because of this post
yourusername: and i should care because?
georgerussell63: because your little man is obsessed with setting us up so i would kinda want to like you before that happens
yourusername: oh so you don’t like me?
kimiantonelli: yOU DON’T THINK MISS Y/LN IS PRETTY ?
kimiantonelli: THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE OTHER DAY ???
georgerussell63: kimi ???
yourusername: it’s fine george, i get it
georgerussell63: WHAT ?!
kimiantonelli: i can’t believe i’m doing all of this work for you george and this is how you repay me
kimiantonelli: i knew i should’ve chosen charles
charles_leclerc: why wasn’t i told i was in the running?
georgerussell63: WOAH HOLD YOUR HORSES
georgerussell63: i thought you said i was the best match for miss y/ln kimi?
kimiantonelli: i think you’d be a good match but it’s mostly for convenience because if she’s dating you i don’t have to argue for her to be in the merc garage over somewhere like ferrari
yourusername: i love how i am getting absolutely no say in this ?
kimiantonelli: have faith in me i know what i’m doing - he seems really uncool, annoying, a massive pain the ass, lanky, bitter and nosey but he gets better when you get to know him
georgerussell63: thanks? i guess?
yourusername: kimi i am more than fine to flirt and find a man for myself
kimiantonelli: but this is my gift to you!!!
georgerussell63: you can’t say no to the boy
yourusername: i guess i can’t…
user26: the most enthusiastic yes to a date
user27: kimi has george fighting for his life and i’m kind of loving it
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kimiantonelli: i got on the podium at home and got to set up my most favourite teacher in the world and george on a date
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user28: y/n tearily filming kimi on the podium… that’s her kid actually
user29: i feel so bad for her other students omg
user30: as a student of miss y/ln we don’t have to worry - kimi is so bad at history there’s literally no way she could actually favour him lol
kimiantonelli: I TRY
user31: bro just got his first formula one podium and is arguing about school work i can’t
georgerussell63: first of all - i’m just george to you? second of all - i thought this date business was a joke?
yourusername: so i am a joke to you?
georgerussell63: i am so confused
georgerussell63: i thought this was a joke
georgerussell63: but i would love to take you for some pasta and wine if you’re interested
kimiantonelli: SHE’S INTERESTED
georgerussell63: right kimi, you’ve done enough - let the adults flirt in peace now
kimiantonelli: 🤐
yourusername: so where is this british boy taking me, an italian, for pasta
georgerussell63: well… i’ve got some recommendations from some italians
lewishamilton: I AM NOT ITALIAN, IF GEORGE FUMBLES THIS IT IS HIS FAULT AND HIS FAULT ALONE
georgerussell63: why does no one have faith in me?
yourusername: we’ll see whether they’re telling the truth won’t we
georgerussell63: oh really
kimiantonelli: SHE’S SAYING YES DUMBASS
georgerussell63: i am aware kimi
yourusername: he’s just trying to help george!
georgerussell63: as much as i want this to go well… you will always take his side won’t you?
yourusername: well one of you writes me cold war essays and one of you doesn’t
georgerussell63: i’ll write you essays !!!!
landonorris: good lord that’s embarrassing
user32: george is so pathetic i love him
user33: you’d never catch me writing an essay for a girl
georgerussell63: and that’s why you are single …
olliebearman: @lewishamilton what restaurant did you recommend?
olliebearman: for NO reason at all
maxverstappen1: we have completely innocent intentions
kimiantonelli: i don’t, i want to spy
kimiantonelli: but i will wear a fake moustache for your convenience
yourusername: that’s very kind kimi
georgerussell63: no it’s not ???
alexalbon: i also will be spying
yourusername: and what would that be for
alexalbon: well i need to sus out who YOU are
georgerussell63: finally, someone on my side
yourusername: so you think your friends won’t like me? i see…
georgerussell63: wait! no?
maxverstappen1: if this date is a couple hours of george digging a hole i will get you a life time supply of stroopwaffels kimi
kimiantonelli: i am so conflicted right now
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user34: the way this doesn’t acknowledge literally like half of the grid crashing the date
user35: i thought they were joking about the fake moustaches …
user36: was alex dressed as sherlock holmes?
alexalbon: there weren’t that many costumes available at the store
user37: you didn’t have to literally use the pipe
alexalbon: it’s called committing to the bit
yourusername: everyone in the restaurant had to leave early because you didn’t realise the plant on the table that you were trying to smoke was PLASTIC
alexalbon: god forbid a guy tries to get a bit goofy
kimiantonelli: @yourusername thoughts? feelings? i will slash his tyres if you didn’t like him
georgerussell63: i feel like this is a bit unfair
kimiantonelli: why? your myers briggs types say you should fall in love and get married so if you don’t it’s clearly your fault george
georgerussell63: thanks for the vote of confidence kimi
kimiantonelli: the science doesn’t lie, george
yourusername: i’m not sure that’s what it’s trying to prove kimi
kimiantonelli: ohhhhhh defending him already….
georgerussell63: i guess i just have that effect
kimiantonelli: ewwww not in front of my eyes
yourusername: i actually can’t win
user38: the fact that both kimi and y/n just go back to class on monday is killing me
user39: how is bro gonna be in the staff room with a straight face
yourusername: by the way i’m a history teacher
georgerussell63: so we don’t have chemistry
yourusername: oh! hahahahaa umm 😳
landonorris: omg girl get a grip it’s only george
yourusername: well i can certainly say he’s more charming than you
landonorris: wait why am i being attacked?
kimiantonelli: miss y/ln lando doesn’t know who stalin is !!!
yourusername: excuse me ???
landonorris: i’m so joe she’s stalin taking this dick
yourusername: i’m going to fight you
landonorris: george ??? kimi ???
georgerussell63: i’m on y/n’s side
kimiantonelli: i love miss y/ln so i wouldn’t spit on you even if you were on fire
user40: this is all so confusing
user41: i’m actually kinda enjoying it
yourusername: i’m enjoying it too
kimiantonelli: is it too soon to say i told you so
yourusername: yes. give me a couple days
georgerussell63: i’m very much enjoying this
kimiantonelli: gross.
charles_leclerc: so a date with me is off the cards now?
georgerussell63: YES
yourusername: sorry charles i’ve been charmed
georgerussell63: you don’t have to be sorry
charles_leclerc: omg mr possessive already
georgerussell63: well yes!
yourusername: oh my …
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yourusername: please don’t ask me what on earth has happened in the last few weeks because i honestly don’t know but george is cute and mine now i guess? back off!
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user41: well well well
user42: what a turn around
user43: gal realised that kimi really wasn’t joking and locked the fuck in
georgerussell63: i knew you’d come around
yourusername: you’re very confident
georgerussell63: well kimi loves you so i knew he wouldn’t knowingly set you up with someone you wouldn’t like
yourusername: he knows me better than he should, i think i should be worried
georgerussell63: how did you guys end up so freakishly close anyway
yourusername: well obviously someone got scouted by toto young and has missed a lot of school and in order for him to catch up i tutored him
georgerussell63: oh that’s… actually cute
kimiantonelli: why did you doubt it was cute - i don’t just attach to any adult figure in my life?
maxverstappen1: sure jan
yourusername: well if you could tutor him in geography that would be great
maxverstappen1: this is what i get for being a flag nerd
user44: her preparing to battle the fans is the funniest thing ever, good luck babe
user45: literally works in a public school i think she can handle kids
user46: do george russell fans even tussle like that
yourusername: someone messaged me to say that they made a voodoo doll of me out of a frankenstein beanie baby and sonny angel but they promised it was just to help us create a soul bond ???
user47: the grussell sprouts are an interesting bunch
user48: love how kimi has just inadvertently fucked every student younger than him at that school
yourusername: i will not abandon my kids!
georgerussell63: the way she talks about them? she’s never leaving that school
georgerussell63: and that’s a great thing!
georgerussell63: i’m only slightly jealous…
kimiantonelli: george, be careful she’ll defo dress code you
georgerussell63: oh so she’s strict
alexalbon: HOLD UP BUDDY
landonorris: we’re getting into weird kinky territory now…
georgerussell63: i’ve seen your internet search history you cannot chat to me right now
landonorris: well i’ve also seen yours sooooo i guess you’re a happy bunny
yourusername: right well my students can actually read these so do we want to stop?
landonorris: what? you gonna spank me?
georgerussell63: LANDO?
georgerussell63: not cool
landonorris: i’ve been blocked
georgerussell63: as you should be you scoundrel
user49: i am so scared of them
georgerussell63: all jokes aside, i am very happy to have met you and can’t wait to see where this is going to go
yourusername: you’re such a gentleman, this is definitely better than the bottle of bubbly i asked for
georgerussell63: maybe i can get some champagne for you next race?
yourusername: i’ll only accept if you help kimi get some too
kimiantonelli: real
georgerussell63: i just have to accept him don’t i
yourusername: you wouldn’t have me without him so yeah you do
georgerussell63: I HAVE YOU???
georgerussell63: i mean yeah i guess he did me a solid
yourusername: you’re such a loser
georgerussell63: but your loser
yourusername: yep :P
kimiantonelli: i think that is mission accomplished
olliebearman: setting us up next when?
olliebearman: huh? who said that?
fin.
note: so we all saw that tiktok.... it put this in my brain and i had to write it! also stay tuned... a certain chapter seven is in the works
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baejax-the-great · 6 months ago
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One of the things missing in Veilguard is any sort of meaningful power struggle. By keeping to the poorer parts of the city-settings, we don't really deal with corrupt or powerful nobles. By defanging the Crows, an organization who famously has lethal squabbles between factions, they turned them into some weird, benevolent family organization. Even the assassin trying to make "evil" power plays doesn't actually manage to kill any of his targets, and his ruthless relatives? Also don't kill him in revenge. In the end, the status quo is maintained. Nothing has changed.
In Tevinter, we have the Threads, an organized crime unit who we know runs "protection" rackets on the locals and is involved in some kind of smuggling (it's Tevinter--so presumably this would involve slavery and dangerous artifacts, but it's Veilguard, so I guess not). Instead of them beefing with the Shadow Dragons, who presumably ruin some of their deals with their pesky "freeing the slaves" thing, and instead of their main issue being with any sort of law enforcement, something which doesn't exist in Veilguard beyond one singular templar who does all of jack shit the entire game, their main power struggle is with the Venatori, who are evil just to be evil.
And instead of the Veilguard siding with law enforcement or the threads and enlisting their help to, idk, unseat the corrupt head of the templars or otherwise deal with the venatori shit, the threads are highly favored by the storyline, and in the end the only real choice is to make Neve a thread or to make her... idk, the same Neve? The game calls her an "inspiration", but it's not like she's part of any organization, so we can't call her a figurehead. It's just like, see that random citizen right there? She rules. And I don't really see how that increases the power of the rule of law, because even if one good person is working within rule of law to get things done, she's not part of the system, and everyone already know the system is corrupt in Minrathous. Random citizens in fucking Ferelden know the system is corrupt in Minrathous, or they would if they weren't all dead. Neve is now just playing on hard mode to appear righteous, which, good for her, but I'm sorry, won't inspire all that many people who are still paying "protection" money to the local mafia.
(Putting Neve in charge of the Threads is an absolutely whackadoodle decision by the devs that I don't even know how to respond to. She has a single Thread contact. Presumably the Threads have a hierarchy. She has never demonstrated interest in being a smuggler. Being a detective really has no overlap with being a crime boss. Telling a group of criminals that they are all detective's helpers now is sure to go over like a lead balloon. What the fuck was that. Why did that happen.)
Maevaris and Dorian arguing came out of nowhere and lasted a fairly long time, which was interesting, but after the most recent election in the states, Maevaris's position sounds unbearably naive and trite, and this hardly counts as a power struggle as they both say they will support the other depending on what some random outsider thinks should happen. (That is soooo not a basis for a system of government. Why would Maevaris OR Dorian cede their power to Rook, someone they don't know and who doesn't matter)
The power struggle within the Wardens is also very stupid and easily solved. The First Warden is a moron. He dies (kind of). For some reason the extremely hot and competent couple who we first encounter in the middle of nowhere are next in command, so, phew. Problem solved there. A question of what the Wardens will do now that the Blights are over would have been interesting. Do they keep recruiting lest the Blight somehow reoccur and nobody remembers the Warden secrets? Or do they disband? Do they set themselves to seeking a cure and nothing else?
The closest you get to that is deciding what the griffons will do, which, again, why the fuck is Rook deciding that, but also there are 13 of them, in two or three more generations they will be dead unless a lot of mages bone up on genetics real fast.
Who is left? We have Rivain, which is just pointless in this game. I played as a Lord of Fortune, but you could drop that faction and not a single thing changes in the game. Pirates who don't loot valuable artifacts because they are elvhen? Give me a fucking break.
Same for the Mourn Watch. There is pretty much nothing going on in that region. You could excise it from the game and nothing changes in the slightest. There is not a single excuse for them not using the Eluvians to help the Veilguard earlier in the game, given just how little they have going on.
The Veiljumpers are just missed opportunities all over the place. They could have had factions debating whether to join the god of vengeance in fucking up the human civilizations as payback for, you know, everything. They could have had people joining Cyrion in thinking that a Forgotten One might be the best way to face down the gods, given they'd done it before. There could have been a HUGE cultural impact on "what do we do now that we know our gods are evil fuckfaces--what do we keep and what do we throw away," but Veilguard ain't that deep. They could have had knowledge of a super-weapon or some elvhen bullshit that would help the Veilguard fight the gods... but nah.
In DAO, your decisions not only affected the political futures of the various regions, but they decided who would help you and how. Did the dwarves have golems? Did you have templars or mages? That whole wolf thing with the Dalish that I no longer remember that well? And the Dalish deciding to help changed how they were viewed in Ferelden. The mages helping you meant the monarch would treat them favorably. It fucking mattered.
In Veilguard, the only situation remotely close to that is the dragon decision at the beginning, which was one of the fucking dumbest plot points in a video game I have ever played. It was the first thing that made me set my controller down and go... what? What the fuck? The idea that Rook, a nobody, is the only person singularly capable of driving back a dragon in the entire north is laughable. What the fuck was Dorian up to that day? How is Rook more capable than every single Crow? How is it the two companions you sent to the other city were absolutely useless? If Lucanis/Neve + two companions were unable to drive a dragon away, what makes them think Rook would be the deciding factor? What makes them blame Rook when they themselves couldn't fucking do it? Neve in particular was a big part of fucking up that ritual and releasing the gods, so why is Rook taking all the fire for this?
AND WHY IS THEIR RESPONSE TO A BLIGHT TO FIND A SINGLE DRAGON HUNTER? HEY DIPSHITS, THE DRAGON IS HUNTING YOU. YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT PART. YOU NEED AN ARMY.
But Treviso or Minrathous being spared doesn't change the global political situation at all. It would have been really interesting if it did. Tevinter hobbled? How many kingdoms would be salivating to take a bite out of their territory? With the trade princes of Antiva being absolutely fucked over by the Blight, who is taking over that trade? Who is getting rich?
Nobody, I guess, because why would Rook know or care about that, because, as previously mentioned, they are a nobody who doesn't matter and honestly shouldn't be listened to.
The stakes in this game are nothing because the bad guys are all so obviously bad that you know, as a video game player, that you are going to defeat them. Oh, the Antaam are just mindless, faceless brutes fucking up Treviso? Okay, let's kill them. Venatori again? I'm pretty sure they aren't the heroes of this game. There's no power struggle, and in the end all we've done is revert to the status quo, (except i guess Treviso is no longer occupied).
Except for the south. The south is dead. but we didn't have anything to do with that for some reason. Couldn't even be bothered to house some refugees in our safehouse that was built specifically to house refugees. The Inquisitor, who has access to the eluvians, couldn't figure out how to get other people through them or something so... sorry, every single Orlesian, Fereldan, and Marcher.
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timmydraker · 5 months ago
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Tim who has never been good at understanding the words of Shakespeare and Dickens.
He can understand metaphors and knows about philosophy, but he’s always struggle to truely grasp the tragedy and helplessness so may of them hold. The idea of someone being doomed from the start, by the author and the narrative or maybe just the world they were set in, just doesn’t really make sense to him.
Part of him knows it’s because he was born with a vintage silver spoon placed delicately in his hands, but there’s more to it than that.
See, most of the bad things that have happened to Tim have either been consequences of his own action or the fact that his friends and colleagues all have the same dangerous job.
To him it just makes sense that bad things will happen and so he can just… prepare for it. He can do what he can to fix it or move onto something else and push away his own feelings because what else is he supposed to do?
So, no, things like Hamlet and Dorian don’t really click for him
At least… until he thinks about Jason.
Born in poverty with a world surrounding him that would not bother to care or offer help to him purely because of how he looks of his parents.
A mother who loves him endlessly, only to fall into the drugs she tried to protect him from.
Finding out that mother didn’t even give birth to him, but the father that never showed anything other than distain and cruelty was still his own.
Being given Robin, hated by the first one for a time, only to die in the suit by the hands of a mad man all because his real mother sold him out.
Waking up in a coffin, digging himself out and roaming around catatonic and the only thoughts he can actually process is that he must be a ghost.
Being taken by a league of killers, lied to and trick and tormented into thing a perfect weapon.
Realise his mentor, who he once thought the father he deserved to have, has failed him and let his killer free because of something as fickle as a moral compass.
Seeing that mentor seemingly replace him with a perfect rich kid who doesn’t swear or complain or sneak off without permission from what he can tell.
Having no real friends in that time.
Having no one to trust because everyone had an ulterior motive. Everyone uses him.
And through out it all, even with all the hate and the bitterness and injustice he had been faced with, his first course of action is to make the home he first had and the only one he will ever have… safer.
To protect the kids like him from becoming statistics and killers, from the pain he felt and the false promises of the Batman.
Jason keeps honesty and integrity, even when no one else offers it to him in return.
Tim can’t understand Macbeth or Antigone or Othello, can’t see why someone would write something so morbid just to try and entertain.
But he can understand, or at least try to understand, Jason Todd.
Because that is someone who had actually been hurt for no reason. Someone who had been tormented by the universe, by fates and coincidence, with no real lesson being taught other than the world hates him.
Sure Jason has Roy and Biz and Artemis and Kori, but what about a brother?
Dick tried, he still does, but he fails Jason over and over by trying to make him ‘better’.
Damian doesn’t really care too much, not out of malice but there’s just not much of a connection between them.
Cass tries, but Jason is always awkward around her and that’s not his fault, you can’t hide a thing from her.
Duke liked Jason a lot, but again, the newest Bat is trying hard to find his place in the world of vigilantes and can’t quite find it in himself to be too close to Jason’s violence.
But Tim…
He’s morals have always been held together by the simple fact of ‘it’s not really that approved of’ and not much else. He won’t kill, but unlike the others he is happy to leave a Rouge in a sinking ship and not feel a hint of guilt.
He adores Jason’s Robin, he knows to some extent how much he lost with that, and now he knows that Jason might not need much more than a few good things.
Small things, nothing that will trick him into thinking the world is apologising because it won’t, but enough to show him that Tim thinks he’s still worth something.
Tim won’t try convince him to become a better person or to stop killing, he might ask him to be a bit more rational and probably won’t be able to stop himself from giving tips on how to run his business, but he wouldn’t ask for his violent brother to change.
Because unlike everyone else, Tim knows that violence exist for good reason.
If it keeps his Jason alive, Tim will gladly hold onto his blood soaked hand.
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biowaredisasterbisexual · 5 months ago
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I really don’t understand the criticism that Veilguard doesn’t include enough open, devout Andrastianism. Like, it just perplexes me?
Unlike the first three games, which take place in Southern Thedas (the purview of the Orlesian Chantry, the Sunburst throne), Veilguard takes place almost entirely in Northern Thedas. And it’s clear the Chantry’s role there is very different than in the South.
In Southern Thedas, the Chantry is a power unto itself. The Southern Divine, holder of the Sunburst Throne, occupies a place of real significance and power. She has her own militarized forces (the Templar and Seeker Orders). She politically has to interface with the rulers of the various places in Southern Thedas (Orlais, Ferelden, the Free Marches, etc.), but is not formally associated with or dependent on them. The South is comparatively poorer than the North, and we see a majority of services (taking care of orphans, medical care, the Circles, and very significantly education) being taken care of by the Chantry without necessarily much assistance from the relevant countries.
The Southern Chantry is an ever present figure in Southern Thedas, even for those that aren’t devout. And that is reflected in those stories and the cultures we learn about there.
The Tevinter Imperium is not like that. And that’s not terribly surprising. First, the Imperium pre-dates Andrastianism. They have another, older religion that helped form some of their cultural touchpoints. The Imperium did adopt Andrastianism, but did so as a consolidation of empire (which tracks with the Imperium being, in no small part, a reflection of the real life Roman Empire). As such, the Chantry is folded into and subordinate to the Imperium’s government. The real power in Tevinter, and control over the incidents of daily life that we see the Southern Chantry involved in, is the Magisterium and the Archon.
The Imperial Divine doesn’t control the Templars, the Magisterium and Archon do. He doesn’t control the Circles/education. That’s the Magisterium and Archon again. He is, in practical terms, less powerful than Dorian. He can’t make any real change as the Imperial Divine, so he dons a mask and runs a vigilante group to free slaves and make change that way.
The Northern Chantry simply isn’t as omnipresent as the Southern Chantry in the areas it exists, and it competes with a preexisting cultural backbone in a way the Southern Chantry doesn’t (because it largely stamped that out, though some of the Avvar and Chasind are still around).
I think a lot of people are comparing the impact of Andrastianism in Veilguard to that in Inquisition, because it’s the most recent, and the criticism spawns from that. But that…doesn’t make sense. The Inquisitor is leading a religious organization, ultimately affiliated with the Southern Chantry itself and founded by the left and right hands of the former Divine. It claims its legitimacy from Andraste herself (even if the Inquisitor doesn’t believe a single bit of it). The people who join the Inquisition are all okay enough with Andrastianism to affiliate themselves openly with it (Solas aside, but of course he has other reasons), and many are devout.
The Veilguard are just…random people. Skilled, powerful, talented people, but not people with any real affiliation with any Chantry. Davrin and Bellara have complicated relationships with the Dalish religion they grew up with, for obvious reasons, but they weren’t raised in Andrastianism or an Andrastian culture. Neve, per her, “barely keeps the holidays.” Her relationship to Andrastianism seems closer to the average non-church-attending American who celebrates Christmas and Easter, but isn’t particularly Christian beyond that. Lucanis does seem open to belief in the Maker and Andraste, but is kind of ambivalent to it. More agnostic than anything else. Taash wasn’t raised Andrastian, their mom largely still embraces much of the Qun even if she left, and Rivain was always kind of religiously funky anyway. Only Emmrich and Harding are particularly Andrastian, and even then Emmrich is from Nevarra which although deeply Andrastian is unique. Harding is the only companion whose Andrastianism we’d recognize from the prior games.
So in a game set in a region where Andrastianism is culturally less of an influence, where the Chantry holds far less power, and that has companions that aren’t devout Andrastians…how is it a failure of the game that it isn’t brought up more. That makes sense. It’s consistent with the world building that came before it and the continued reveal of that world in game.
I don’t get it.
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whispersleo · 1 month ago
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The "T" in LGBT stands for Tevinter!
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prompt: “The “T” in LGBT stands for Tevinter: Either Krem, Maevaris, and Tarquin hanging out, or a headcanon of a Tevinter character being trans (Dorian, Neve, other NPC, etc.)”
drawing for the @transthedasfest check more works here on AO3
How Neve being trans fits her already amazing character narrative; a headcanon study
First of all, I’m really excited to share this drawing with you. Neve is one of my favorite characters and has been since the very first time I saw her in my first playthrough.
Now, as a transgender man, I really enjoy creating and writing about trans characters in general. It makes me happy, I love it, and it personally helps me feel better about myself as a trans person. Like anyone, I have no issue making a character trans just because—there doesn’t always need to be a deep justification behind it. If you like the idea, go for it.
That said, my headcanon of Neve being trans isn’t just a random choice. I’d love to share a bit of my reasoning behind it.
While I have no problem making any character trans, I do think gender plays a significant role in shaping some of them. There are many characters who simply wouldn’t be the same if they hadn’t been raised as men or women. Immediate examples that come to mind are Lucanis and Illario—I feel like their rivalry wouldn’t be quite the same if they hadn’t both been raised as men. Now, would I ever complain if your headcanon is that one of them is trans? Absolutely not, please share your idea with me. But I think you see where I’m coming from—Neve being a woman feels like an important part of her character. However, I don’t think she would be drastically different if she had been raised as a boy.
To me, this only adds another layer of complexity to an already rich character like Neve—a trans woman facing injustices in Tevinter. I mean, we already know the Shadow Dragons are basically the best LGBTQ+ support group in all of Thedas, so it fits perfectly. Plus, the stories Neve shares about her childhood wouldn’t really change if we assume she was perceived as the opposite gender. She’s always been curious, always asking too many questions.
Diving deeper into her being trans, I think it would be really interesting in the context of the community headcanons we’ve built around how exactly being trans works in Thedas. I usually bring up the use of herbs and magic, but I’ve also explored the idea of blood magic being used with Tarquin to create a functional member, for example. This could be fascinating to explore with Neve—how her aversion to blood magic might make her reject the idea of using it for bottom surgery.
And let’s not forget that every trans person is different! Not all of us want every surgery. For example, I’m perfectly comfortable with my vulva and don’t feel the need to change it, though I’d love to get top surgery. I think it’s important to talk about this because sometimes people say that writing trans characters without surgeries turns them into a fetish—and yes, sometimes it is fetishization (in my case assume it's always a fetish), but other times, it’s simply because we’re all different people with unique needs.
Anyway, I hope this all makes sense. I love Neve and hope to write more about her soon. I also hope you liked the drawing and that you have a day filled with pride in who you are. ❤️
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saphira-artandoc · 7 months ago
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This episode has EVERYTHING :
Cast members confusing their characters from two different campaigns ;
Absolute fucking chaos ;
Mighty Nein members giving guidance to Bell’s Hells ;
PÂTÉ AND SPRINKLES BEING SWAPPED BETWEEN LAUDNA AND JESTER;
Jester ;
Jester and Fearne causing chaos ;
Ashton seeking romance help from Yasha and Jester (hopefully a Callomoore discussion in next episode) ;
Dorian and Orym confessing to each other and sleeping in the same room (literally, that’s so them), just taking comfort where they can because who knows what will happen;
DORIAN THINKING OF WHAT IFS SCENARIO / THINGS HE COULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY WITH HIS NEW RELATIONSHIP IN THESE TRYING TIMES 😭😭😭
Fjord and Jester talking about their wedding and Fjord reassuring her his proposal was not a mistake and he wants her to not rush their wedding so she could have the wedding she deserved 🥺
So excited to see where everything goes from here, of course I didn’t list everything because this was a doozy…
As Liam said “I feel like I’m going insane” and bud ain’t that just the way with CR khcgxjh
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