#Schnee family au

[scham-wcan]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: RWBY Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee, Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee, Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee Characters: Ruby Rose (RWBY), Weiss Schnee, Maria Calavera, Cinder Fall, Winter Schnee (RWBY) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, schnee family au, Young Maria Calavera, Cinder Fall Redemption, Anima Adventures, They’re all gonna have a fun time, Lil bit of injury, lil bit of angst, Lots of DWR and CW times Summary:

Argus is in the deep throws of recovery following the war, with a seemingly persistent but multi faceted threat beyond its walls isolating it from the lands. With the hope of solving their problems, Argus petitions Atlas’ Huntsmen Commission for their assistance, and who should answer the call but the Flagship team who just wanted an easy Hunt away from home?

[powertaco]

An exceptional day

Weiss couldn't figure out why they had a free day today, or rather all of them did, but she supposed it was because her mother wanted to meet up with them for a get together, but why does she feel it's more than that?

Or is she overthinking it?

Incredible artwork done by @sirazaroff . Get a super awesome comm from them today!

[juanarc-thethird]

The Arc Family 16

Mama Arc: Honey, Jaune needs a tutor for his math class.

Papa Arc: He needs a tutor! Sorry darling, we can't afford it right now.

Mama Arc: Honey, I know, but we need someone to teach him.

Papa Arc: I understand, but unless we find someone cheap, I don't know what else we can do.

*Ding Dong*

Papa Arc: Huh? *Checks the front door* Hello?

Little Bleiss: I heard you were looking for a math tutor. *Showing her excellent grades in all subjects*

Papa Arc: Yes, but I can only pay you $10

Little Bleiss: Ok! *Gets inside the house*

Mama Arc: Isn't she too young to be a tutor? And how did she know that we need one?

Papa Arc: I don't know and I don't care. In the end Jaune has the tutor he needs.

Suddenly the two hear a door open on the second floor of the house.

Little Bleiss: Oh boyfriend~💕

Little Jaune: Wha- *Gasp!* I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!

The parents then see Jaune run down the stairs and out of the house.

Little Jaune: Help!!

Little Bleiss: *running behind him* Where are you going, boyfriend? ~💕

Mama Arc: Next time we'll do a background check.

Papa Arc: Of course, honey.

[brokentrafficknight]

[novankenn]

I had an idea for Mafia AU. Weiss and Winter Schnee. Sisters on opposite sides of the law learn that their father IS responsible for the hit on Jaune. The Arcs leaving have hurt his bottom line and he can’t abide it. Through different approaches the two sisters learn Jacques has hired “The Scorpion” an assassin that can’t be swayed once he accepts a contract. It is a religious matter to him. How do they respond and would the head of the Schnee family survive their response?

Mirror, Mirror in the hall, who do we call?

(A snippet from "a Mafia" & "From Assassin to Sales Clerk" AUs)

Weiss was having the time of her life tonight. Under the strobing black lights of the club her neon pink and yellow twin trail styled hair, and form fitting shirt and hot pants glowed brightly. The world renown singer and heir to the Schnee Family was loving the anonymity her outfit and acts were giving her.

In fact she was currently getting very up close and personal with a very energetic and flirty cat faunus, dressed in similarly bright colors. A quick thought about the young man her father had betrothed her to passed through her mind, making her feel even better about sharing these... intimate dances with Neon.

The betrothal was just another attempt by her father to bring more wealth and power under Schnee influence. The Vasilias were fairly powerful in their own right, and if linked to the Schnee via a marriage between Weiss and Neptune... all the better. Which was why Weiss had been paying more attention to her father's actions... and the family's public and private books.

Which was why she was risking meeting her black sheep of a sister, Winter. Weiss still didn't fully understand why Winter threw away everything her family could have helped her achieve to struggle and slave for pennies as a SWAT member in the AMPD. Weiss licked her lips when she felt Neon's tail brush her behind while moving to coil about her waist.

"Some one's getting frisky." Weiss purred into Neon's ear as she draped her arms over the slightly shorter woman.

"Do you blame me?" Neon purred right back, while leaning in for a kiss.

Weiss' heart was slamming inside her chest and she lowered her head to meet the beautiful girl's lips, when the world exploded in light.

"AMPD! Everyone on the ground now!"

Neon grabbed Weiss' hand and tried to drag her away, but Weiss refused. This was all part of the plan, to speak with Winter, so she needed to stay. Pulling Neon close, Weiss gave her the kiss she had wanted, and then pressed her forehead to hers.

"I need to stay." Weiss whispered. "If you stay with me, I'll take care of you. But if you want to go... I'll understand."

"You promise?" Neon asked as she slid her hand down from Weiss' wrist and intertwined her fingers with Weiss'

"I promise."

"Down on the ground! Hands on you heads! NOW!"

Thirty minutes later Weiss found herself in an interrogation room. She remained silent as Officer Marrow tried to get her to explain why she was attending a rave in a drug den. Weiss just slid a business card to him. A card with the contact details for Detective Winter Schnee of AMPDs Special Weapons and Tactics Team. Officer Marrow picked up the card.

"Okay, Ms Harlequin." Marrow rose from his seat, knocked on the door twice, and before leaving, "Det Schnee will be with you shortly."

Another twenty minutes later, a rather stern looking woman, entered. Her uniform was pristine, and she radiated an air of authority. She said nothing as she took her seat. Before the door closed she gave a nod to her partner, Detective Elm Ederne, who returned the nod.

The pair sat in silence for a minute before the blinking redlight on the camera stayed off.

"Sister. What is it this time?" Winter spoke with a disinterested tone. "As much as I appreciate you trying to stay in... "

"The girl brought in with me. Neon Katt, can you make sure she is released with me?"

"Why?" Winter cocked an elbow as she crossed her arms over her chest. "Is she special?"

"Just to me." Weiss replied, "As for why I did this..."

"It better not be to ask me to a secret birth..."

"NO!" Weiss snapped. "This is important! Danger to the family important!"

"Weiss?"

"I've been looking at the books, and watching father." Weiss reported to her sister, "He's up to..."

"The bastard is always up to something. Legal or illegal. He's always scheming, and fucking people over."

"Well this will fuck us all, if it means what I think it means." Weiss countered. "I think father has issued a contract. I'm not sure for how much, or on who specifically."

"I'll need more information then that Weiss. You know this."

"There is forty million missing from the accounts."

"Shit."

"I contracted someone, Flynt Coal, know him?"

"Why did you hire a Black Hat hacker?"

"To get into Father's personal systems." Weiss explained, "He did, and he found two names. Arc and Scorpion. Do those..."

"Are you positive!" Winter snapped.

"Yes? Flynt drop-boxed me the time stamped screen shots."

"Fuck!"

"Winter, I don't...."

"Get hold of you friend Flynt and tell to vanish. Then you take Neon, introduce her to Mom and Whitley..." Winter paused. "And then CONVIENCE or COERCE her to take you all to Mistral for a holiday. Understand?"

"I don't but I'll do it." Weiss responded. "Can you tell me what is going on?"

"Father in his stupidity may have just killed us all." Winter growled before standing up, and banging on the door. When it opened. "She knows nothing. Just a stupid girl and her girlfriend looking for a fun time. Cut her and Neon Katt loose."

"Everything okay Winter?" Elm asked. "You look a little... stressed."

"We need to speak to Chief Ironwood."

Ten minutes later, Wiess was desperately sending Flynt a message, through a BBS while dragging Neon with her towards the bullhead pads for Atlas proper.

[marcmarcmomarc]

Open starter

RWBY blooper reel for the actor AU, anyone?

From 7x5

KERRY SHAWCROSS: And, action!

ROBYN: Clover, I’m so glad you’re here. Maybe you can help me understand why this truck that’s supposed to be taking construction materials to fi- (flutters tongue, clears throat) Sorry.

(Another take.)

ROBYN: Maybe you can help me understand why this truck that’s supposed to be taking- Ugh, damn it!

(Yet another take.)

ROBYN: Maybe you can help me understand why this truck that’s supposed to- Ugh! (to Kerry) What number take is this?

KERRY SHAWCROSS: Fifteen.

ROBYN: Alright, I’ll be in my trailer.

From 4x6

(During the fight at the ruins, Tyrian climbs onto Jaune’s shield and his weight brings both of them to the ground, sending the cast and crew into hysterics.)

TYRIAN: (to Jaune, laughing) I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

JAUNE: (also laughing) I’m fine.

From 4x1

SALEM: Then I see no reason for your cruelty towards young Cinder. She’s become our Fall Maiden, destroyed Beacon Tower, and most importantly, killed dear Ozpin.

(A piece of the set behind them falls, startling all of them.)

SALEM: Oh, my Gods, that scared me.

(The villains and crew break into hysterical laughter.)

[weisscoldglare]

What if... Spy x Family but it's monchrome? Blake as the world class suave spy, Weiss as the world class assassin and the little schnitzel as the psychic child who knows all the secrets but never tells?

[marcart122]

A big shoutout to ThisLadyTris for commissioning this $105 piece!

[COMMISSIONS OPEN @ KO-FI!]

[scham-wcan]

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: RWBY Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee, Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee Characters: Cinder Fall, Winter Schnee (RWBY), Weiss Schnee, Ruby Rose (RWBY), Willow Schnee, Whitley Schnee Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, schnee family au, Hey Schnees gotta be worth something right?, Like monetarily, not net worth like kidnapping, Winter’s bad week, Defcon Cinder Summary:

In the process of returning home from a Hunt, Cinder realises that Winter’s scroll has been broadcasting from the same location for an inordinate amount of time.

[powertaco]

How it started…leads to how it is

There was absolutely no way this plan could fail…until it did. Can Weiss, and Maria pull out a win for the most important battle of their lives? Or will they lose to an opponent who has no idea she's even involved?

[juanarc-thethird]

The Arc Family 17

At the park.

Mama Arc: Saphron, where is your brother?

Saphron: *On her phone* I don't know

Mama Arc: What do you mean you don't know where your brother is?! I told you to keep your eyes on him!

Saphron: Relax, he's old enough to take care of himself.

Mama Arc: Find him, NOW!

Saphron: Uhggg! FINE!!!

Moments later

Saphron: Where did that little shit go?

Little Jaune: Is over Whitley!

Saphron: Jaune?

She turns to where she heard her brother's voice. In one of the games, at the top of a slide, Jaune was standing and at the end of said slide was a little boy with white hair.

Little Jaune: I have the high ground!

Little Whitley: You turned my sister against me!!

Little Jaune: No, I didn't!!

Little Whitley: Yes you did!!!

He tries to climb the slide but when he reaches the top Jaune gives him a little push. Making him lose balance and slide down.

Little Jaune: You were the chosen one! You were supposed to be my little brother, not my enemy!

Little Whitley: I HATE YOU!!!

Saphron: *sighs* They are so dumb.

[brokentrafficknight]

This one isn't canon to the wholesome au, though it technically got made first.

[howlingday]

Belladina Castle

Phone: (Rings)

Blake: (Grabs it) Belladina residence!

Jaune: ...

Penny: ...

Blake: ...I see. Thank you. (Hangs up)

POP!

Belladinas: WE DID IT~!

Jaune: This is so great! I'm proud of you, Penny!

Blake: Hold on. This was all of us working together. You deserve credit, too.

Sun: Hey, hey, hey! I heard lil' Penny got in!

Blake: Word spreads fast on the balcony, doesn't it?

Sun: Eh. I was in the neighborhood. Besides, I already know everything. (Climbs inside) And you must be Mr. Belladina! Nice to finally meetcha! I'm Blake's buddy, Sun!

Jaune: Oh! Nice to meet you, too, uh, Sun.

Penny: Mr. Banana!

Sun: C'mon! Let's party! I already ordered food and booze!

Blake: (Thinking) This guy...

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Sun: An it's all thanks tuh me, swipin those test anzerrs!

Blake: (Whispering) They can hear you, you idiot!

Penny: (Picking at her food)

Jaune: (Drunk) Huh? Whattaya mean?

Sun: You're the only adult one not drinking, Misses Killjoy...

Blake: I am. I'm just trained to not become an imbecile while doing it.

Sun: Huh? Howzat work?

Sun: Still, you did a great job, Penny! Bet yer Mommy's so happy, she'd buy you anything you wanted!

Penny: Really~?!

Blake: D-Don't tell her that!

Penny: Well, I don't wanna get anything, but I do wanna do something!

Blake: Well... so long as it's within reason, I guess...

Penny: (Points at TV) That! I wanna do that!

Blake: ...And what exactly is "that"?

Penny: I wanna be rescued by a hero in a castle!

Blake: Absolutely not.

Penny: (Sniffles)

Sun: "How could you?! And after I worked so hard to get into school~!"

Blake: Don't speak for her!

Sun: (Leans in) Hey, Blake. There's a castle not too far from here. You can rent it out for 2,000 Lien a day. The governments ain't got eyes or ears out there, so you could really let loose!

Sun: I mean, Penny DID work really hard to get in. It wouldn't kill ya to throw her a bone, would it?

Penny: (Sniffles)

Blake: ...

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Penny: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW~! It's a real castle~!

Jaune: I... Isn't thith- (Hiccups) lovely?

Penny: ...

Blake: What's wrong?

Penny: There's no one here. No bad guys, or servants. It's not right.

Blake: That wasn't part of the deal.

Penny: (Sniffles) I-I don't think I can go to school anymore...

Sun: (Patting her back) There, there, Penny...

Blake: (Groans)

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ALL UNITS STATIONED IN VALE, REPLY

"REPORT TO VYTAL CASTLE IMMEDIATELY"

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Penny: There's so many people~!

Sun: See? Just took a little nudge from the agency, right?

Neon: (Thinking) Oh my gosh! That's Agent Nightshade!.

Marrow: (Thinking) In the flesh!.

Yatsuhashi: (Thinking) Maybe I can get her autograph?.

Blake: Okay, now what?

Penny: Let's see... (Points to Blake) Hero! (Points to Sun) Villain! (Points to Jaune) Um... Whatever!

Jaune: Huh?!

Penny: (Behind a table) Save me, Blakeadina!

Sun: OH HO HO HO! I'm surprised you've come this far, Blakeadina, but you'll never make it past my demon servant and the princess will be mine!

Blake: Are you actually playing along with this?! (Thinking) Do I really have to humiliate myself in front of all these people?!. But... But if this is what it takes to get her to go to school.

Neon: Look!

Yatsuhashi: A chance to see Nightshade in action!

Blake: Y- You better give me the princess.

Sun: Did you really think it would be so easy? GO, MY DEMONIC KNIGHT, JAUNATHAN!

Blake: Demonic knight?! There's demons in this story- (Barely dodges a whirling cross)

Jaune: Anyone who tries to take my precious Penny away from me...

Jaune: WILL DIE BY MY HANDS.

Blake: Dammit! What's gotten into him?! He told me his sister taught him boxing, but I've never seen moves as ferocious as these!.

Jaune: (Swings a kick)

Blake: HE'LL KILL ME!.

Jaune: (Slips, Falls, Groans, Falls asleep)

Blake: A... Are you okay?

Sun: Ha ha! Most impressive, Blakeadina, but you're no match for-

THWACK!

Blake: (Walks past Sun on the floor, Panting) Are... Are you unharmed, Princess Penny?

Penny: (Awed, Hugs her) MAMA~!

Blake: Mama? That breaks continuity. (Crowds applaud) What is going on?

Penny: Everything has been so much fun since I left the orphanage with you, Mama! I'm going to work really, really, really hard at school!

Blake: Oh? Well, then let me just say, "Congratulations, Penny".

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Winter: S-Sir! You need to see this expenses report from Agent Nightshade!

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Hello, Me again... this is a stupid ask for the "Big Cats AU" and I'm not expecting a blurb, just your thoughts. Cougars, while they can't "Roar" are known for their "Scream". While is supposed to sound like a woman in distress. So anyway the question is... has Jaune discovered this ability and has he ever used it to either prank the other Big Cats, or more in line to his character... used it to startle people away from the enclosures when they seem to be distressing the others (maybe in particular Lion!Pyrrha)

Like I said, stupid ask, that just popped into my head. Keep up the excellent work.

This actually helped me think of something to write, so I'll add a blurb here. Jaune doesnt' exactly have full control of his scream.

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Cheetah!Ruby: WHOA!!! Where did all these cougars come from?!?!?!

Field Trip full of kids pass through with a ton of mom chaparones.

Cheetah!Ruby: Oh, and the pumas too.

Lion!Pyrrha: Apparently the seven adults are Jaune's sisters, and all forty-three cubs are his nieces.

Tiger!Yang: FORTY-THREE?????!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Panther!Blake & SL!Weiss: (balk and ears and tails go limp)

Lion!Pyrrha: Something about a family reunion.

Cougar!Jaune: (running away in fear) NOOOOOO!!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

43 Cubs: (various ages and chasing C!J) Uncle Jaune! Come play with us! We need to practice our hunting skills!

Cougar!Jaune: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE THEM ON ME?!?!?!?! (climbs a tree to get away from the sea of cubs) Pyrrha! Help me! Bianca! Olivia! Rosmary! Karen! Aqua! Jade! Saphron! Control your cubs!!!

Tree: (bark gives way, trapping C!Jaune's claws as he plummets to the ground)

Cougar!Jaune: (does a cougar scream as he falls and slams into the ground)

RWBY: (wince as they watch the dust settle and the sea of cubs bum rush C!J)

[no-more-tales-tavern]

Sinful 2A: Weiss had been convinced by her mother, who had to travel and be away for a long time. to pay a visit to Thundove of the Lunar Rorts. Since she could not be present for her part of the deal, Weiss would be her stand in. The youngest daughter had no idea what that meant or how much she would love it.

Sinful Gifs: 2A

There was a sneaking suspicion at the back of her mind that her mother had intentionally not told her about the expectations of the Rorts. If she had—if she'd been told what was expected of her mother, and what would be expected of her as her fill-in—the young half-elf would have certainly opposed, and refused to fill in for her.

Oh how glad she was to not make that mistake.

"Gods~ yes~! Thundove~!" the snow-haired elf moaned with wanton pleasure as her hips rolled over his, bouncing eagerly and steadily up and down on his thick, hard dick. Her body arched upwards, head rolling back as she bit at her lip, moaning wantonly as she felt the elf's thick shaft plowing steadily up into her core. "Yes~ fuck~ oh fuck, it's so good~!"

Beneath her, Thundove smirked at her lustful cries, his hands moving to her narrow waist and bouncing her steadily harder on his lap, drilling his cock deep up into her folds. "Your mother says the same thing each time~ she is so eager to repay this cock with her affections~ and I can see you're much the same yourself, Miss Weiss~"

The young heiress could barely reply as he smacked her ass and bucked hard up into her, the breath forced from her lungs as her hands dropped to press against his firm and toned chest. Her hips rolled and bucked on autopilot, her mind barely able to keep up with the passionate pleasure that was plowing through her soul—but she nodded eagerly to his words.

A wicked smirk spread across Thundove's lips, and he reached up to pull her down towards him. "Then perhaps I'll just keep you~ when all is said and done~" he murmured. "Your mother continues to serve me, while you remain here~ as my personal fuckdoll slave~"

As he finished his piece, the dark-haired elf leaned in and claimed her lips in a deep and lustful kiss—one that the lust-drunk Weiss could only moan and return with a deep, wanton sigh, her mind slowly turning to lust more and more as she rode his cock—softly, subtly, yet oh so passionately letting herself submit to the twisted fate the crime boss had chosen for her.

[frznkingdom]

to nera: You should give your new sister the same treatment you gave to the other one. It would be a mercy to free her from her miserable, pathetic life, especially seeing as she is too much of a coward to do it herself.

[Upset my muse]

"Shut the hell up."

Violet aura flickers across her trembling hands, and it takes all her willpower to not remove her gloves in that moment.

"The fact that you would even dare to suggest such a thing..." She feels sick. It's hard for her to talk as her mind races.

"I would never do that to Willow. I would never do that to my family. Get out of my sight this instant before I decide to no longer be merciful."