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devs are JERKkin me around- like, wELL-----
#they gotta be doin this on purpose#'ok we just made the gamers contemplate self sacrifice and the emotional burdens of cross generational trauma as well as Existence itself'#'BRING IN THE FLUFFY MAIDS!!!!!!!'#let the gamers pet the bnnunies and the kitties until their emotional wounds heal#(enough so they can handle the NEXT ponderational event ehuoehooo coughHACK)#SAVE ME horrible customer service cafe SAVE MEEEE#nu carnival#nu carnival rei#nu carnival dante#nu carnival olivine#mirage of scales#sweet♡heart attack
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Texaco Inc, 1960
#Texaco station#ad#1960#scale model#advertisement#vintage#toy#Christmas#children#gas service#exclusive#1960s#gift idea#kids#play#car#advertising
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not me thinking about how dh’s wet little dragon boy instincts might look into any gifts that you give him and see them as courting gifts. no sir.
#yandere x reader#yandere dan heng x reader#yandere dan heng#dan heng x reader#even better if s/o’s live language is service.#and EVEN better is the fact that they’ve either told him or he knows them well enough to recognize that#Plus his love language is also service! How lucky s/o is~#Don’t worry about those things called taxes! You have the express! And a dragon who will not let you stop being a nameless :D#You think that he doesn’t need to repay you for such gifts? Pssssh.#Guess who would give you his horns and tail and scales for you!#Nooooo that’s not a warning sign! Thats a sign of looooove.
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hiii sergle do you have any thoughts on the 2nd try try guys thing? curious to hear your opinion!!
i'm so glad you asked bc i love giving my opinion..... first things first, this is REALLY FUCKING FUNNY, the way that Watcher fumbled the bag so badly when they made their announcement probably gave the tryguys a lot of data to work with. obviously everyone is comparing the two things, but in this instance, I actually think the streaming service thing makes more sense, and is done in a better way, with less guilt tripping and more like, Hype. so the most relevant thing, nothing about the youtube channel is going to change, no previously free content is going to be paywalled, new videos are going to keep airing. so somebody who missed the news or isn't inch rested isn't going to have a different experience at all. new shows are going to be on there, but also they're Already On There. like, a lot of episodes. stuff is going to be released earlier on there, uncensored videos, new people showing up (tryguys already has a lot of Talent), and live ticketed events that they normally charge for are gonna be included in the subscription. so like, this sounds justifiable as a thing that you'd Pay For. Watcher was going to put their whole back catalog behind a paywall, they only had a couple of shows plus One New Steven Food Show that was gonna go on their streaming thing, and they were going to stop posting to youtube except for the first episode from each new season of a thing. and the Watcher one was still priced a dollar higher. and they have a very small cast of talent. also, it was a Streaming Service, but it was still something you could only watch in a browser, not on a TV or anything. so it was just a website. the one that tryguys have is actually an app you can have on your tv. like on a roku or whatever. so I think that's another point in its favor. you can't launch a "streaming service" that you can't even watch on your tv.
overall, I think it tracks, they've been a business for a lot longer and they've started a bunch of new shows to go on there, the announcement video wasn't Whiny and Guilt Trippy, it seems like they put more thought into this. also I got a free trial to poke around, which, I do like that that's an option. timing could have been better, some people are being pussies about it in a major way, which is to be expected, and I am basically ambivalent to it, I don't plan on paying, but it seems like it's had a lot more thought put into it, and it could actually be sustainable as a platform running alongside their youtube channel. done correctly, it could be their Mythical Society. if it flops, they aren't alienating their youtube audience.
#they'll probably need to adapt a few things: mainly their pricing for other countries / currencies#bc just converting $5 to other currencies isn't straight-up-and-down they actually have to scale it down a lot of the time#i'm sure it can be done#and I think that they should add a social aspect to their service-- I think a comment section on videos#is an underrated part of one of the things ppl like about youtube#so I think some type of comment section or forum thingy would be good#sergle answers
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not a surprise but google is continuously getting worse. searches related to items that can be bought will return endless shopping options, then a few vaguely sourced blogs (made by or for businesses that link to even more shopping options). google scholar is fine for subjects that are broadly represented in western academia, but good luck getting past the abstract without an institution to sign in with, hundreds of loose dollars, or a 3rd party site that works roughly 20% of the time. an entire civilization that has compiled near endless amounts of information, but no unified way to quickly and accurately access it. shouldn’t be of any concern though. i’m sure
#im aware of some of the alternatives#and i tend to seek out physical media/books etc#i also use every available library app#but considering the scale of google’s infrastructure#it’s irritating#but entirely expected#that the service has been compromised by the profit motive#google#alphabet inc#ivie
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Btw I'm basically a personal sex bot. I usually don't even get undressed. I will finger and tongue at a girl until she's shaking and whimpering and telling me it's too much completely emotionless and unfaltering because she hasn't ended the program yet. I'm like if they made a rabbit a guy. You can even customize my personality :]
#i dont want anything in return but afterward you have to rate my service on a five-star scale#and if it's a four or above I get to run orgasm.exe#objectum#robot fucking#stone top#t4t#trans nsft#bark bark bark
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How Big is a Kilometer-Long Airship?
Per this post from Phil, Castle Wulfenbach is a kilometer long.
This is Very Large. Upsettingly Large, even.
It's so large I had to think about starships to get a handle on how large that is.
Here is an Upsetting Diagram to illustrate just how big a 1000-m airship would be by comparison to other things normally considered big.
Everything is proportional to that 1000-meter bar along the top, but keep in mind that this view of Castle Wulfenbach is foreshortened.
Click for larger view until I can figure out how to upload the FULL-size image.
Everything is to scale; I did math.
Yes, that is the Hindenburg, the biggest powered craft humans have ever put in the air, on the far right, looking like a toy.
If you have not seen pictures of the Hindenburg in proportion to humans, go do that. I'll wait.
(I'll post a simplified version of this in a bit. This is the pretty version.)
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You know what, at this point I forgive Gil for crashing his flyer into Castle Wulfenbach back in volume 2. What else was he supposed to do? There's no more sky left to hit.
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Citations:
Castle Wulfenbach: Word of God as per @professorfoglio
Starships: The Star Trek Encyclopedia, Updated and Revised edition, by Michael and Denise Okuda with Debbie Mirek, and fan wiki Memory Alpha
Airships (and the Titanic): Hindenburg: An Illustrated History, by Rick Archbold
All other measurements and records: Wikipedia
Percentages: Percentage Calculator
#girl genius#castle wulfenbach#worldbuilding#a sense of scale#this is a very large airship folks#if castle wulfenbach comes to call#it is the entire sky#public services no one asked for#ok NOW i know how big it is#yes i did just happen to have those books on my shelves shut up
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I miss kingdom hearts. The death of portable consoles really was a huge loss for a lot of japanese franchises but i feel no big franchise was hit as hard as KH. The only thing we have to look forward nowadays are fuckass mobile games and one big console title every decade. This sucks man...
#if you're asking what's the difference between mobile and portable games... girl get real#but like mostly it comes to monetization and live service#most portable titles are full fledged games at much smaller scale than home consoles#mobile games are mostly live service bullshit where they drip feed us updates until the games abruptly shuts down#bc revenue is little to low for the fucking investors and these titles are nothing but cash cows#who happen to be really important parts of the overall narrative 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃#i don't really want missing link news tbh#the enfuckening of video games carries onward without challenge
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started thinking about the okipara museum artwork and i just realized what flower 18!kara is holding in it.
those are alstroemeria, which can mean perseverance and yearning for the future in hanakotoba....
#the thing that has me fucked up about this is that i actually accociated the same flower w/ hs!kuroba b4 i realized this#like i literally drew something w/ them involving that flower the other day. fuckin OKAY.#what if we experienced the same struggles with confidence and the flower that represents us hints towards preserving into a brighter future#kuro & kara being so similar in high school makes me want to gnaw my hands off i'm going to lose it#i haven't pinned down adult kara's flower yet tho#i thought it could be a balloon flower but looking at how the petals flare out i think it's something else#also apparently there was a massive artbook released for that museum?? i kinda want it...#i might see if i can get it through the proxy service i like#it'd be awesome if these illustrations were in there bc there aren't really high quality versions of them...#i'd try identifying everyone else's flowers too but that's hard when the details get kinda lost when up-scaling the image#osmt#karamatsu#18matsu#flower akatsuka#mj rambles
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I'm about to sound stupid as fuck and I'm okay with that. AND I don't disagree with anyone who is mad about this. my problem is that as someone who is subscribed to dropout idk how to articulate the difference betwen Shane and Ryan of unsolved fame making their own streaming service and dropout doing the same once they got rid of the CH branding.
Is anyone willing 2 explain the difference to me 🙏🏾? And please be nice I ain't tryna defend them or anything I just want, Idk, more knowledge IG
#unless the main difference is that the scale/size of dropout warrants their own streaming service#vs watcher which is smaller/low budget so its not as necessary to move off of youtube#idk#watcher#dropout
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OC practice doodle... Siwon without jacket... he gets bigger every time I draw him lmao🫡
#OC#baek siwon#<--his name#was doing fullbody practice... but#cries... the feet r misaligned im noticing... fullbodies r hard 😔#also i compared to the first time i drew him ans#was trying not to make it extreme but hes definitely bigger here fkdjmdsdb#its like before and after intense training...#before and after military service /jk#i dont think the story takes place in korea but if it did he wouldve finished his service alr#since hes like 25ish#idk if ill scale it back from here or continue to bulk himBWAHA#anyway this is called milkcookiefication#my art
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queer liberals in ******** will claim to cater their small business to any characteristic you can possibly imagine and still "forget" homeless people
#oh is your business practice dismantling the imperialist white supremacist capitalist patriarchy? why is it inaccessible to homeless people#a demographic that is very high in this city#just crazy to me#like yeah not every service under the sun can be accommodated to someome w/o a house#but don't claim you're like dismantling capitalism if your business model hinges on someone having a house....#pov you have sliding scale prices but hate homeless people#tags are very pointed at a particular thing I saw#but in general 'anti capitalists' in this city will call the cops on a homeless person at the drop of a hat#white queer liberals in ******** will say acab#but call the cops on someone sleeping outside their job and then go in and alienate their black coworker#anyway#ghost posts#text
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speaking of Eras (lol) I think my first homemade diy photo book attempt is going to be a book of my own show photos
#it could go along with the official book whenever i get my hands on it lol#I'm making a giant whole trip photo book for Christmas (through a print service)#because it's going to be huge lol so that's too much effort for a homemade variety#but i went down the youtube rabbit hole the other day and this seems like it would be a manageable scale!
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SV Timeskip - Zero Gang + their main teams!
Zero Gang without their Pokemon here!!
explanations under the cut!
Florian's team was built using Red logic of Gift + story-relevant Pokemon:
Skeledirge simply because I picked Fuecoco in Scarlet (it meant Nemona got Meowscarada and I really like Meow for her + Quaquaval for Clavell)
Perrserker's the G-Meowth from Salvatore
Great Tusk is the former Titan (catchable after the Academy Ace Tournament)
H-Arcanine is the H-Growlithe from Perrin after helping her find Blood Moon Ursaluna
Empoleon is hatched from the egg Jacq gives the player in Kitakami
Ogerpon's... well, Ogerpon's Ogerpon lmao
Arven's team is the same as in the base game + DLC, with one change - Mabosstiff is totally okay and healthy, to be clear!! He's just much older now and can't battle as much as he used to, so Arven subs in Snorlax, which evolved from the Munchlax Florian got from Ogre Oustin' in Kitakami. Thought that was fun since it still fits in with Arven's food-themed team and is a small nod to her friendship with Florian.
Nemona's team combines her Academy Ace team with her Special Coach team (mostly just replaces Milotic with Goodra) and adds a shiny Flutter Mane. I chose Flutter Mane specifically because it's the Paradox with the highest usage rate in Competitive Pokemon and I thought it'd be cute since shiny Flutter matches well with timeskip Nemona's color scheme. It also kinda parallels Florian's Great Tusk where both have unique traits (titan/shiny), a high attacking stat (atk/sp. atk) and a low defensive stat (sp. def/def). I just think that's a neat detail.
Penny has her same team as usual since it doesn't change between the main game, Academy Ace, Mochi Mayhem and being a Special Coach. I'm thinking about designing a special Stellar-type Eeveelution to give her, just for fun, but I'll need to brainstorm a bit more for that one. Regardless, I think she'd also have a baby Eevee, just for fun.
also since I couldn't fit him in the main image without it feeling cluttered, here's Florian with Koraidon as a bonus:
#pokemon#pokemon sv#pokemon scarvi#pokemon scarlet and violet#my art#sv timeskip#god. trying to scale pokemon is so hard.#especially since bulbapedia's pngs are just a lil bit inconsistent with resolution and i was avoiding using any of the upscaled versions#like its not ideal looking and one day i'll properly draw each team member but i just wanted to whip this up quickly as a visual#so its serviceable!!#anyway. i wasnt really thinking of viability as in-game teams i just picked what i thought would be cool for nemona and florian#but i do think two pseudo legendaries + two starters + one of the strongest paradoxes is pretty good as a champion team#like to see a battle between those two in particular - could make for an entertaining matchup
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I keep hearing people talk about objectivism but I've never understood what exactly that was, and google hasn't been helping, what exactly is it?
Basically this awful woman named Ayn Rand created a philosophy she called "objectivism" (as in "objectively correct", because she was incapable of admitting she was ever wrong about anything even when she openly contradicted herself) where she opined that being a selfish asshole is in fact the highest moral good, capitalism is the only true way, literally everything should be privatized (there's a scene in one of her books where in the capitalist paradise, people can't even borrow things from others because a cash transaction has to be made. Lending something to your friend is SOCIALISM.) , and CEOs are the pinnacle of human existence and all the plebs should just bow down and admit they're just jealous they aren't smart enough to be a CEO.
Obviously, this grew popular among the worst people for telliing them how being a terrible person who exploits those around them is actually a good thing and that any form of government aid was "the thieving poor robbing the deserving rich", hence why she's overstayed her welcome.
#oh and she was more than happy to take the social services she openly scorned when she needed them#but the idea of anyone else taking them or worse taxing her was disgusting#it's 'fuck you got mine' on a massive scale
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before i went to bed last night, i was a cocktail of ambient stress and black humor about the state of the world, and i was like. man. let me stress dream a sign or something to interpret so that my pattern-seeking brain has something to dissect that isn't itself.
anyway, i had a dream that i was a nervous little botanist man working in the rockies to recover a tree called Acyl pentatonic, and its more obscure relative Acyl fentanic, which was mysteriously disappearing despite aggressive forest restoration efforts. they were identical except that A. pentatonic typically had 5 petals to a flower, and A. fentanic had 7, and for some reason the flowers had parallel veins like a monocot leaf, but this did not bother me in the dream. and i guess the pollen grains were different under a microscope and there was speculation that they speciated by becoming polyploid, but for some reason nobody would confirm this. anyway, it was dire. The forestry service long suspected that A. fentanic was extinct in the wild, but had preserved seeds to raise in captivity. except it turns out the person who collected them had misidentified them, and they were actually A. pentatonic seeds, because the adults reared from the seeds flowered with 5 petals and not 7. it's chaos. the whole office is screaming and crying and throwing up. we lost A. fentanic we had ONE JOB!!!!!!!!!! im losing my mind. im considering crossing A. pentatonic hybrids to play stupid plant math to recreate the mutation that gave 7 petals, knowing full well it will not be the same.
in the pits of despair i stumble across a forest fragment with what appears to be an A. pentatonic sapling growing in the sunlight. this strikes me as odd because they're supposed to be shade-growing trees. it has flowers, and would you know it, they have 7 petals. unspeakable euphoria. apparently A. fentanic wasn't a genetically separate species, but a phenotypical variant that only appears in saplings reared in full sun. occasionally they would flower with 7 petals instead of 5. the reason they had become obscure to the point of functionally "extinct" is because nobody had logged here for years. nevermind that this doesn't make any sense.
so like... there's your sign, i guess.
reconstruction of the criminal ^^^
#dream journal tag#the layers of dream botany logic. the word salad scientific names. the glass box conservation of the forestry service. great work team#something something the scale and scope of the loss is incomprehensible but what grows in the cracks is infinite possibility#or dont trust 19th century taxonomists#or wouldn't it be fucked up if a flower had 7 petals. trientalis borealis don't @ me
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