#Sarcastically

[n-i-ran]

Run, be reckless while you still can. Your knees won't be able to hold your weight once you decide you have reached your limit. Once you come to that point of a stand-by, there is only remembrance and regret. Don't make room for regrets. Don't make room for unfulfilled moments, moments of yearnings and ruminations. If not running, don't stop walking by any means.

[sentanixiv]

My cat always looks so offended when I'm having an insomniatic night.

She's all: I demonstrate DAILY how to sleep upwards of 16 hours per day and you can't even manage ONE night?

So sorry, ma'am. I'll try harder, I promise.

[svvy2003]

Silver springs this, silver springs that.. I'd love to see Taylor Swift singing Dear John while looking directly at John Mayer while he's in the audience...maybe at some random awards show or smth..idk.

[pshaven]

I’m here 2 try and convince you to make shotgun a full fic (I have nothing else this is all)

- 💫

oh….. well if my favorite anon insists……… 🫡🤭🤭

[dxhxe]

I started to say random shit to this guy, about how i feel and how shitty im getting (He lets me say stuff like this out of nowhere) and you know what he said????

“Suit yourself”

While brushing me off, i love friendships so much!!!

Also, WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS, 8. I’ve listened to you, helped you, gave you advice, gave you space, Literally helped you through the toughest shit and i even fell for you. I for once want to talk about how im feeling and you brush me off.

[mattsmemes]

[deadchaoticcosmos]

.....

That one tiktok edit of Sirius and Walburga to ‘they both reached for the gun’ but fucking REGULUS is the gun changed my entire life you don’t understand

[all-the-bones-ever]

this hit me like a truck

[lysscomplicated]

Sensory issues be like:

my brain: you dislike certain cloth textures when wet

Me: ok.

Brain: and generally you're going to be more sensitive to any touch, taste, sound, sight, or smell.

Me: ok.

Brain: yeah, also the feeling of your nails against anything hard will make you want to rip your hand and ears off. Even thinking about it makes you uncomfortable.

Me: ... ok. Fine. Anything else?

Brain: yeah, so really loud, uncontrolled environments and noises will do the same thing, but you cry more and panic. Like, actual panic attacks.

Me: ... you know what? Fine. At least I can like the quiet.

My Brain: *nervously fiddles*

Me: WHAT? What else could there be!

Brain: well, you'll be unable to focus in quiet environments. You won't process anything anyone says, it will all sound like gibberish. And you won't be able to be productive

Me: ... why. Why in the FUCK would you do that!?!?

Brain: sorry it's already imprinted in the settings, you have to take drugs to even mildly negate it now!

Me: aaaAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHH

[astridthevalkyrie]

yknow what guys why do we have fight scenes in movies? i mean do we really need them? what do they add? why can't we just fade to black after someone throws the first punch and then see who won? just because some people (freaks) enjoy them doesn't make them necessary.

[guhhhhhhhhhhh]

Man.... tumblr really has changed. Someone filmed themself having gay sex on the senate hearing room floor and I haven't seen a single post about it

[n-i-ran]

Mad about the fact that I let myself be swept over and over again in fishy odour but at least I'm not the one who released poisonous gas into the atmosphere. I'll live with it and have a cookie.

His digestive issue was pitiable really.

[messymoonmad]

Since im not very normal when it comes to designing im always more efficient when i design straight up on an illustration so here goes the main suitors :

Antinous (lion🦁) : loud arrogant and imposing. Will laugh at your face and threaten you in cold blood.

Eurymachus (snake🐍): hypocrite manipulative conniving bitch. Will gaslight you with a kind smile. Hates mediocrity

Amphinomous (bear🐻) : he's the answer to choosing a man or a bear. Not inherently evil. He thinks the beggar is funny (not knowing its ody). He is just a guy who's easily influenced by his terrible friends.

(Credit to pinkcherry097 on instagram for the joke)

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

[chloesimaginationthings]

Teen Michael and Vanny form a FNAF alliance,,