#Sarcastically

[n-i-ran]

Run, be reckless while you still can. Your knees won't be able to hold your weight once you decide you have reached your limit. Once you come to that point of a stand-by, there is only remembrance and regret. Don't make room for regrets. Don't make room for unfulfilled moments, moments of yearnings and ruminations. If not running, don't stop walking by any means.

[sentanixiv]

My cat always looks so offended when I'm having an insomniatic night.

She's all: I demonstrate DAILY how to sleep upwards of 16 hours per day and you can't even manage ONE night?

So sorry, ma'am. I'll try harder, I promise.

[groundlicker]

oh so you can share a screenshot of a post in the group chat but when i send a tumblr link its not ok ?

[svvy2003]

Silver springs this, silver springs that.. I'd love to see Taylor Swift singing Dear John while looking directly at John Mayer while he's in the audience...maybe at some random awards show or smth..idk.

[pshaven]

I’m here 2 try and convince you to make shotgun a full fic (I have nothing else this is all)

- 💫

oh….. well if my favorite anon insists……… 🫡🤭🤭

[dxhxe]

I started to say random shit to this guy, about how i feel and how shitty im getting (He lets me say stuff like this out of nowhere) and you know what he said????

“Suit yourself”

While brushing me off, i love friendships so much!!!

Also, WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS, 8. I’ve listened to you, helped you, gave you advice, gave you space, Literally helped you through the toughest shit and i even fell for you. I for once want to talk about how im feeling and you brush me off.

[mattsmemes]

[dazaleu]

pro-tip play an fps on new years so fireworks and whatever that have been going off since 6:30p make the game more immersive. 

[hierneneuro]

i stg if i just ruined the only 2 friendships i have at uni

[deadchaoticcosmos]

.....

That one tiktok edit of Sirius and Walburga to ‘they both reached for the gun’ but fucking REGULUS is the gun changed my entire life you don’t understand

[all-the-bones-ever]

this hit me like a truck

[n-i-ran]

Mad about the fact that I let myself be swept over and over again in fishy odour but at least I'm not the one who released poisonous gas into the atmosphere. I'll live with it and have a cookie.

His digestive issue was pitiable really.

[guhhhhhhhhhhh]

Man.... tumblr really has changed. Someone filmed themself having gay sex on the senate hearing room floor and I haven't seen a single post about it

[chloesimaginationthings]

Teen Michael and Vanny form a FNAF alliance,,

[unbreakable--heaven]

5am and I can’t sleep