#Sakumo and Orochimaru are Kakashi's parents

[liss-art]

These days I've read too many fluff fix-its. But not enough XDD

/inspired by blackkats A Snake In the Grass, a Wolf At the Door/

[notsorryiml8]

[kankuroplease]

I almost wish you had an prganozed master post with links to all your different things. You have SO MANY DIFFERENT oc's and ships and I feel like every time I get on Tumblr I find something new. You're so talented! ❤️🔥

Thank you! I could try, I do have a lot going on though 😆 the best organization ones would be the founders AU and TSAU, which both have masterpost

BEWARE: lots of links, lots will need to be updated, and lots of ships because I let my followers play match maker dhvosbusb

My General OCs + their ships I chose (🌕) and their ships my followers picked (🌑) for them

Aori - 🌕 Yamato and 🌑 Tobirama

Yamato/Aori - Aio and Haruki (next gen)

Team Aori - Momotarō, Aoka-Chan, Benkei

Katsura - 🌕 Shino and 🌑 Madara 🌑 Shikamaru

Shino/Katsura - Shigeki, Yasuo, Niwa Aburame (next gen)

Okami - 🌕 Kiba and 🌑 Kawarama

Kiba/Okami - Ashi and Kumo Inuzuka (next gen)

Yuuta - 🌕 Daisuke 🌕 Tenten 🌑 Hanabi

Yuuta/Hanabi - Mihana Hyuga (next gen)

**he also hits on a LOT of canon characters

Haiiro - 🌕 Shizune

Haiiro/Shizune - Dan Hyuga

Gou - 🌕 Kankuro 🌑 Itama

Kankuro/Gou - son

OC Parents

Isamu/Mari - Aori and Katsura

Asa/Pia - Gou

Okami’s parents - Okami

Jon/Umi/Zenbe - Yuuta

Umi explains

Aoka’s father/Isamu’s cousin/Katsura’s sensei

FOUNDERS ERA (oc x canon and OC x OC)

Butsuma/Asako 🌕

You know the Senju bros lol

Butsuma had a mistress named Kane

Tajima/Sumi 🌕

You know 2 (Madara, Izuna), Inari, Kota, Tenko, and Ringo

Tsuna(Butsuma’s brother)/Ebba/Sara 🌕

Tsuna/Ebba - Wolfgang Inuzuka

Sara (Tsuna’s legal/platonic wife)/Kane

Kane had a child with Butsuma - Meiko

Founders Era Inuzuka Clan

Madara/Katsura 🌑

Riki, Kazuha, and Noaki Uchiha

Izuna/Mate 🌑

Son and a Daughter

Wakaba/Tenko/Runa 🌑/🌕

5 kids total

Inari/Yaya 🌑

Nene + two boys

Kota/Gin 🌑

2 boys

Okami/Kawarama 🌑

Miu, Sora, Kōmori, Akiko, Suzaku, and Tora Senju

Gou/Itama 🌑

Goemon and Kaga Senju

Tobirama/Aori 🌑

Nagisa and Tomoe Senju

Nagisa/Naori 🌑

Senju

Kakuzu/Riki 🌑

Sycee

Kagami/Miu 🌑

Arata Uchiha

Arata x Sawa - Shisui Uchiha

Sora/Rei 🌕

Botan and Akihito Hoshigaki

About (no tag)

Sakumo/Kōmori 🌑

Kakashi Hatake

Erika/Suzaku/Aja 🌕

Michiko, Michiyo, Manami, and Megumi

Michiko/friend’s OC 🌕/🌑

Michiyo/Ken 🌕- the two Akimichi’s

Manami/Kisame 🌑

Megumi/Suigetsu 🌑

Orochimaru/Tora 🌑

Nisshoku (Sho) Senju

Manda/Nisshoku - Misaki (next gen) 🌕

Wolfgang/Ringo 🌕

Asahi, Kuri, Frederick, Leonie, Mika, Sena, Elke, and Arashi Inuzuka

Asahi/the Uzumaki that moved in/never left 🌕

Leonie/Arlo - Jugo 🌕

Sena/Tsume - Hana and Kiba 🌕

Elke/her partners 🌕

Arashi/Agapito 🌕

Tomoe/Husband/wife

** working this out, but he’s getting one of each because he wants to and wouldn’t settle for less✨

Tsau (canon x canon + oc children + Canon x OC)

All links in the masterpost for the TSAU

KakaObiRin 🌕

Ryujin, Copy and Paste (not their real names but yeah)

HashiMadaMito 🌕

Michi

Neji/Tenten/Michi/Lee 🌕

Mugen and the twins (Neji’s future kids)

MinaKushina

Naruto and Chiha

Naruto x practically everyone tbh.

Naruto x Shikamaru endgame

GaaSaku (early but still)

KankuKiba

Shisui/Kaguya

Kira (future kid)

Hinata/Toneri

Future Daughter

TemaTatsu

ItaHana

Saiino

**swingers. Do not attend one of their parties if not one like Yamato accidentally did and to be rescued

Genma/Yamato

If you’ve made it to the end of this post, apologies and thanks for reading all this 🖤😄

[skykashi]

hi! i really love ur kakashi analysis! what do you think his infinite tsukuyomi would have been? ive seen a few ideas tossed around, mostly involving rin and obito and minato and a lack of kakashi, but id love to hear ur thoughts on it!

Hi there, thank you for the ask and the complement

Kakashi's dream is really simple. World peace and all the ppl he loves alive and happy. So it wouldn't just be about Obito, Rin and Minato, it would also be about a living respected appreciated and loved Sakumo who everyone still sees as the great hero he is, Minato would be the Hokage who finally brought peace to the Ninja world and he would be training Obito to be his successor so the Uchiha massacre would never happen either which means Sasuke and Itachi would be both happy as well which means neither Sasuke nor Itachi would ever become rouge ninja, Naruto would grow up with both of his parents and would have a happy childhood. And as much as I don't really ship Obirin but judging by how the first thing that came up to Kakashi's mind when Rin confessed her love to him was telling her that he didn't deserve her love and that Obito loved her more than the world so I think in Kakashi's Tsukuyomi dream, Rin might get over her feelings for Kakashi and would be in a relationship with Obito because Kakashi believed that Obito can make Rin happy and that he's the one who actually deserved her love not him and ofc he also knew that Obito loved her so in his mind them being together would mean that they both would be happy. And I think his dream would also have a happy Tenzo who had a better childhood and has never grown up in ROOT manipulated by Danzo as a result of Minato succeeding in achieving the peaceful world he dreamed of without the corruption of the likes of Danzo and Orochimaru. And it would also have Gai who never lost his dad either and Kakashi would be friends with him much much earlier too because his friendship with Gai is one of the things that Kakashi really appreciates so in his dream he would realize a lot earlier that Gai would be such a great friend. He would still be the sensei of team 7 because he really really loves those kids and I don't think he would ever give them up in his dream and it would make sense too because Obito would be busy being Minato's successor, Rin would be a great medic Ninja so that leaves him to his kids, the only difference is that they wouldn't be traumatized, trying to kill each other or leave the village or anything like that. Also, I think it would also have Asuma alive, raising his child with Kurenai.

[shunshinstan]

Sakumo and Orochimaru, both last of their clans, get married. It's a quiet affair, and a resignation when it comes to protecting their clans history and honor. Nobody cared for the Hatakes anymore, and nobody cared for Orochimaru's ancient clan, either.

But then Kakashi, 5 years old, stops saying he's from the wolf clan, and starts calling the Hatake the "fanged" clan, instead. Starts saying he's a viper hatchling as much as a wolf cub, and neither of his parents ever prompted it. He gets a blue-haired half-brother and he gets married to his Eternal Rival and adopts a son whose name changes to Hatake Rock Lee, and Sakumo thinks, maybe there'll be a Hatake legacy after all, if in nothing but the surname.

(Orochimaru knows better than that. Because their other son, Rogu, may look more like a snake, but he's protective of their family, their pack, and that doesn't come as naturally to snakes. There hasn't been a need to worry about the Hatakes dying out for a while now.)

Rogu has a son of his own, and Mitsuki is a canine and snake summoner with lighting affinity. Surprisingly, the same thing can be said about Metal Lee, who isn't even Sakumo's blood-great-grandson, and isn't that a thought, him living to become a great-grandfather. Somehow, Metal's and Mitsuki's fangs are both equally large, sharp, and deadly.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Its your birthday. You wanna talk about Yua, you get to talk about her!

In GOS, what was she like before she died. She was one of the first humans it sounds like so I almost imagine her being fierce! I always like to imagine Sakumo likes the type of woman who can kick his ass (XD;).

When she dies, did she become a star? As a god of death and the stars, I could see that being one of, if not the first thing Obito did when he was created. Like "look daddy don't cry anymore." *scoops up her soul. Puts it in the sky* There. Now mama is always watching over us."

.... when he invents reincarnation, I wonder, is he allowed to ask her if she wanted to try again. Become human. Than he could get his parents back together and his mom could have a second chance at life and love! She could have been reborn a samurai, and kicked Sakumo's ass upon seeing him because she has no memory of him...his heart skipped a beat because she's even more fierce!!! ♡//\\♡!!!

Or is none of that allowed? TT-TT (OROCHIMARU YOU BACK THE HELL UP!)

Ohhh so many beautiful questions to ask!!!!

She is definitely a fierce woman. It’s a major reason Sakumo falls for her, but a main factor for him falling for her was the fact that she threatened danzo, a god, with a sharpened rock.

It was hot af

As for her lifetime, and what happeneds, she is the first star.

It’s kinda like how you explained. When Obito was created he wanted to cheer Sakumo up so he took Yua’s spirit and lifted it into the night sky. She’s the first start to ever light up the night sky.

As for a second chance, i think she would take it because it would be an opportunity to live free of everything that went wrong in her first life. She gets a do over and she happily takes it, and is born into a prestigious family with parents that love her deeply.

And when Sakumo eventually rolls up (cuz she was born in a village dedicated to him) she ends up sitting on his waist with a sword to his neck, and Sakumo falls in love with her all over again

Most importantly, though, that’s when she finally gets to meet the god of storms because Kakashi always tried to put distance between himself and his mother because of how much Sakumo said he is like Yua (in how he smiles and acts)

[dark-elf-writes]

Orochimaru watching kakashi literally crawl all over Sakumo who just widens his stance a bit and moves his arms to give kakashi more room: oh?

Sakumo watching Anko try to hiss at Oro and Oro hissing back with teeth: oh?

Anko and Kakashi watching their parents visibly check each other out: Oh no!

They both come in and look at their kids and the first thing they ask at the same time is “Did you win?” It’s all downhill from there tbh.

PLEASE Kakashi with his ice pack on his nose sitting in Sakumo’s shoulders and Anko curled around Orochimaru’s hip (after their little hissing fit which Oro of course won because her mother has had far more practice at it that Anko has) with her own ice pack held to her black eye as they both watch in horror as their parents check each other out is so fucking funny tbh.

[team7-headquarter]

You know I think the original Team 7 had Naruto and Sasuke time-trascending connection with each other and Kakashi unknowingly sharing his best friend eye and being always connected with him through his ability, but then Sakura had an inner version of herself to connect with.

It means nothing in the canon, really, but I think it would be an interesting point to explore in fanfics.

If you want to go further, you can explore how Naruto had Kurama and his parents somehow within him, how Sasuke held parts of Orochimaru and Itachi too, how Kakashi connected with Rin and Obito and Sakumo, even after dead, while Sakura's most relevant mind-body connection was when Ino tried to use her technique her, but instead met Inner Sakura and got expulsed from her body.

If we add Yamato and Sai, we can talk about how Yamato has Hashiramas cells and was controleld bh Zetsu, but Sai is there with Sakura as the only members of Team 7 that don't understand how those body-mind connections feel or work.

But essentially, it'd be interesting to explore how those facts change the Team 7 dynamic.

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I did NOT think of that, good call lol. I'm like super curious about your naruto timeline because we all know Naruto is like... a mess and a half and like, everyone knows its a mess and a half but no one has the time to fix the naruto timeline and make it all neat n stuff. (plus, the lack of world building on other elements which makes it even harder to build the time line and now my heart hurts 😀😀)

The ShiObi AU literally does not have any timeline and their ages are ambiguous because i'm too lazy to actually fix the mess that is Naruto. So the fact you actually made a timeline??? props to you!!!

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N-anon... You don't know what you've unleashed

Disclaimer: I wrote this Timeline almost exactly three years ago and my reasoning for some decisions has been lost/forgotten. This timeline is specifically for HOPE AU (No Tomorrow, Until Dawn Breaks) and is updated every time I update the fic. Do NOT try to use my timeline against me down the line to fact-check my own work. Do NOT try to correct this timeline against canon events, this AU diverts from canon far beyond a single 'turning point' (e.g Shisui's time travel).

MY TIMELINE: Konohan Reckoning

Y0: Konoha is built, Hashi and Mads are 30 and Tobirama is 25. 

Y5: Kagami, Sarutobi and Danzo etc are born.

Y15: Tsunade etc born (Hashi is grandfather at 45).

Y17: Kakuzu (39) flees after failing to assassinate Hashi(47). He "dies" from the wounds Tobirama (42) gave him, leaving him to steal Taki's Earth Grudge Technique to keep living.

Y18: FIRST WAR. Hashi dies at 48 from mysterious chakra related reasons (EDIT SPOILER) and Tobirama is 2Hokage at 43. Uchiha Police formed. Sakumo is born.

Y21: Sarutobi(16) gets his team(6).

Y25: Kagami(20) has a son (Shunsuke). WAR END.

Y27: Minato, Mikoto(Kagami 22), Kushina born.

Y30: Inoichi etc born.

Y35: Kushina (8) moves to Konoha to become the Jinchuuriki and Mito(65) dies.

Y36: Minato(9) becomes Jiraiya(21)'s apprentice.

Y37: Tobirama dies(62) and Sarutobi(32) is 3Hokage. Uzushio falls (Kushina 10) and Kagami(32) dies (Mikoto 10, Shunsuke 12). Konan, Nagato, Yahiko are born EDIT. SECOND WAR

Y41: Kisame is born.

Y42: Kakashi is born (Sakumo 26) (Minato 15). InoShikaCho gain Akimichi Choka as sensei.

Y43: Anko is born and grows up at the orphanage.

Y44: Shisui is born (Shunsuke 19 and Mikoto 17, Kagami would've been 39). ROOT is created (Danzo 39.) Nagato, Konan, Yahiko (7) meet Jiraiya (29).

Y45: Tsunade(30), Orochimaru(30) and Jiraiya(30) become known as the Sannin. Nawaki(12) dies and Tsunade leaves Konoha. Shisui's grandmother dies (40, Mikoto 18 and Shunsuke 20).

Y46: Kakashi(4) enters academy. WAR END.

Y48: Sakumo(32) dies. Kakashi(6) is promoted to Chuunin and is assigned to Minato(21). Jiraiya (33) officially leaves Konan, Nagato, Yahiko (11).

Y49: THIRD WAR. Mikoto(22) gives birth to Itachi.

Y50: Shisui(6)'s parents(Shunsuke and Kana25) die. Shisui graduates to Genin. 

Y52: October 5th Shisui(8) loses his Genin team (Kazumi-sensei, Mariko-chan, Daiki/chi-kun) and activates his Mangekyou two weeks after turning 8(Oct 19). Inoichi(22) becomes his sensei. Inoichi starts dating Sora shortly afterwards. Yahiko (15) dies, Konan and Nagato lead Akatsuki and overthrow Hanzo. Anko(9) becomes Genin under Orochimaru. EDIT.

Y53: Shisui(9) becomes Chuunin. Itachi(4) is traumatised by war. Inoichi(23) becomes Yamanaka Head and Head of T&I when his father( Inojou ('dictate'+'human' meaning) mind-walks an assassin and is killed during a suicide jutsu. Inoichi(23) and Sora(22) get married. Anko(10) and team fail Chuunin exam.

Y54: Kakashi(12) becomes Jounin. Obito(12) "dies". Minato(26) becomes known as the Yellow Flash and becomes 4Hokage. Rin(12) dies. ROOT is officially disbanded (Danzo 49). Orochimaru(39) becomes a missing-nin. Anko 11 is left with a cursed seal that is managed by the ANBU sealing tattoo artist, OC. WAR END.

Y56: Sasuke is born(Mikoto 28, Fugaku 32). Ino is born(Inoichi 26, Sora 25). Kyuubi is released. Naruto is born and Minato(28) and Kushina(28) die. Sarutobi(51) returns as 3Hokage. Kakashi(14) joins ANBU. Itachi(7) graduates to Genin.

Y57: Itachi(8) becomes a Chuunin.

Y58: Shisui(14) becomes Jounin.

Y60: Shisui(16) joins ANBU alongside Itachi(11). Naruto(4) leaves the Orphanage under the watch of Squad Two(Hound, Jackal, Monkey, Ram.) Shisui gets his first kiss from Anko (17) when saving her from near death on an ANBU rescue.

Y62: Fugaku(38) and the Elders propose a Coup. 

Y63: Itachi(13) becomes ANBU Captain. Shisui(18) enters the Bingo Book as A-Rank Flee-On-Sight Shunshin no Shisui. Itachi is ordered to spy on the Hokage. Shisui is ordered to monitor Itachi. Tenzo(16) joins Squad Two (Kakashi 21, Raidou 23, Genma 23, Shisui 18/19).

Y64: Rookie9 starts at the academy(8). Danzo(58) steals Shisui(19/20)'s eye. Shisui commits suicide. Itachi(15/16) activates his Mangekyou and kills the Uchiha Clan(Mikoto 36, Fugaku 40) with Tobi(22), leaving Sasuke(8...9?) the sole survivor. Kakashi(22/23) leaves ANBU. (Genma23/24, Raidou23/24, Tenzo17/18.). Shisui wakes 2 months in the past and confides in Inoichi, Squad Two and Mikoto. Danzo(58) is beheaded by Mikoto(36) after shisui steals back his grandfather’s eye. ROOT are reunited with family. Tenzo meets Sai and Shin. Shisui becomes official Consultant between T&I and ANBU and liaisons between Uchiha and Hokage. Mikoto becomes a Hime Elder in the Hokage’s advisory council. 

I add characters/events to the timeline as and when i need them. This is only part of the timeline, since any further back uses different reckoning and any further forward is straight up spoilers for the other three arcs/stories in HOPE AU 😂 there are also slight differences in events according to other villages, Kiri and Uzushio especially have minor amendments that I edited out for readability's sake

Final Note: if anyone uses my timeline to make their own, please credit me at least in name because this took days and actual math. If I find this reposted anywhere, I will be extremely aggravated

[nebuvoid]

Writing Prompts: Canon Divergent AUs - Butterfly Edition!

The idea is to change one (or a couple) aspects of canon and see how the story shifts as a result. It's a great exercise for character comprehension and of course your imagination, while still having canon as a helpful crutch. Not to mention how fun it is to see things play out differently ^_^

Tool Tip: Adding OCs/Places/Powers etc is fine but try to keep things within the rules of the source material!

Pre Start of Main Story:

-Sakumo lives/Kakashi's mystery mother actually exists

-Rin/Obito/Both live/Kakashi dies

-Kushina/Minato/Both survive

-All Uchiha/Mikoto/Fugaku/Shisui survives/Itachi stays

-Orochimaru/Tsunade/Jiraiya/All stay

-Danzo murders Hiruzen (f.e. by having him "KIA with Kyuubi")

-Ichiraku Ramen doesn't exist

-Road To Ninja it: Add a RTN character as the original's twin, or replace them entirely

-Iruka dies alongside his parents/his parents survive the Kyuubi Attack

-Itachi Boogaloo: change his behaviour during the massacre

x. (Crack) Itachi tells Sasuke to keep eating his vegetables, do his homework diligently, stay healthy and make some friends

y. Itachi tells Sasuke the truth inside the genjutsu

z. Early Concept Itachi who is just plain evil

Suggestion: The pressure and war trauma got to him and turned him into a high functioning sociopath. He only acted the part of a kind brother and murdered the Uchiha because he viewed them as weak and beneath him. He kept Sasuke alive because he views him as cute in a 'bug crawling for its life' kind of way and loves seeing his expressions of despair and rage.

Main Story:

-Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura/Kakashi dies during Wave Arc

-Haku/Zabuza/Both survive

-Gaara succeeds in killing Sakura during the Suna Ambush

-Anko takes Sasuke under her wing (curse mark connection)

-Sasuke/Naruto/Both die at VOTE1

-Naruto joins Sasuke in defecting

-Naruto and Sasuke run away together, but not to join Orochimaru

-Orochimaru Foul: He gets fed up with Sasuke's attitude and decides to keep him blind until he's ready to possess him. He steals one/both of Sasuke's eyes in an attempt to keep him docile.

x. Sasuke goes catatonic.

y. Sasuke goes ballistic. He dies/He runs.

z. Sasuke is found and rescued.

Bonuses that you can add:

a. Madara plotline doesn't exist

b. Kaguya plotline doesn't exist

c. Mix and match prompts you want together

P.S. If you write any of these let me know I'd love to read them <3

P.P.S. Follow up with more prompts from later on in the story in the makings. Maybe.

P.P.P.S. Of course you can also change any other aspect I haven't brought up here!

[ao3feed-hashimada]

ao3feed-hashimada

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/jaAMBiw

by Anonymouskuchiki

Sasuke goes over to break up with Jugo and runs into his hot roommate instead

Words: 6228, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Uchiha Sasuke, Road to Ninja Hyuuga Hinata, Uzumaki Menma, Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Kushina, Uzumaki Boruto, Namikaze Minato, Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Izumi, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Sarada, Ootsutsuki Asura, Ootsutsuki Indra, Uchiha Kagami, Deidara (Naruto), Yahiko (Naruto), Konan (Naruto), Gaara (Naruto), Temari (Naruto), Nara Shikamaru, Nara Shikadai, Other Naruto Character(s)

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Menma, Deidara/Sasori (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi/Uchiha Izumi, Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Fugaku/Uchiha Mikoto, Namikaze Minato/Uzumaki Kushina, Katou Dan/Tsunade, Konan/Nagato | Pain, Uchiha Shisui/Yahiko, Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Hatake Sakumo/Orochimaru, Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna, Ootsutsuki Indra/Uchiha Naori, Mitsuki/Uzumaki Boruto, Kawaki/Uchiha Sarada, Ootsutsuki Asura/Uzumaki Mito

Additional Tags: Female Uchiha Sasuke, Female Uchiha Izuna, Female Senju Hashirama, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Genderbending, Ashura and Indra are not related, Red-Haired Uzumaki Naruto, tattooed Naruto, Naruto and Menma are twins, Boruto is Naruto’s brother, Sarada Is Sasuke’s sister, Past Relationship(s), Cheating, Nipple Piercings, Genital Piercing, Sasuke has tattoos, Uchiha Sasuke Has a Crush, Good Parent Uchiha Fugaku, Shameless Smut, Oral Sex, Voyeurism, Smart Uzumaki Naruto, Beefy Uzumaki Naruto, Large Cock, 69 (Sex Position), Accidental Voyeurism, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, Female Orochimaru (Naruto), Female Hatake Kakashi

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/jaAMBiw

[lesbiankoby]

For your Sakumo clone isekai oc: you going to have the OC be a doctor or some type of medical/ scientist professional who has random thoughts of either 'what Orochimaru is doing is not ethical or moral' and having a crisis on that and/or they think: ' 'This idiot scientist is not following the proper guidelines or procedures. What the hell?! You're never going to get good results this way!'

ohhh that’s an idea yeah. i’ve been rattling this around in DMs actually but i think this is probably a divergent version of the au then the one i’m actively playing with. orochimaru’s hell house is so violently antithetical to everything issekai oc feeeels deep down is the “correct” version of the world.

the version i’ve been actively playing with with max is “hatsu” (now) “[static]” previous who was at some point like. a fiercely independent retail worker with a history of just. walking the hell out of any situation where he didn’t feel “respected” for better or for worse (or both simultaneously lol… jobs and personal situations and his parents house and and and). hobbiest mechanic. had like… half an electrical engineering degree. something like that.

orochimaru never actually named him anything except “sakumo” while he was trying to figure out exactly how badly he fucked up actual resurrection. (BADLY). clearly, though, he did something to the subject— his development isn’t tracking along expected lines for a blank slate clone at all and he definitely put something in there. orochimaru never told hatsu much about his template in an attempt to not introduce bias to the study lol hatsu legitimately doesn’t actually know kakashi exists. he grew up in orochimaru’s freaky cult lab. like, he knows hes not hatake sakumo and that in practice he’s some kind of cheap clone that failed to live up to what he was supposed to be but. seriously nobody ever told him djdjdj

the person he was and the person he is are so violently opposed to one another that they can’t really coexist and hatsu doesn’t consider himself the same person. there’s something in him though. when everything properly clicked finally age “somewhere between seven and nine he never got an honest answer about how much time actually passes and lost track” something deeeeeep inside him informed him this is totally a cult and he needs to get the fuck out just leave just bail just run as fast as you fucking can. which clashed horribly with the part of him that twitches and even internally refers to orochimaru as orochimaru-sama who he should be grateful too, but the terror won and he got the hell out. left an extremely nervous note behind thanking orochimaru-sama for everything haha. orochimaru laughed daintily while putting out the bounty— what a weird boy, that one. what sort of thing did he put in there…?

and then he runs into…. haku and zabuza…

being zabuza’s tool is leagues better then being orochimaru’s tool— zabuza&haku help hatsu come up with his name, even! and he’s accommodating of hatsus obsessive desire to look at his own body as little as possible. in practice hatsu is… pretty much a doormat, honestly, he goes back to coping how he coped in sound whenever that voice inside of him screamed and shuts down his own internal feelings about what sort of jobs they take and so on pretty ruthlessly. still, deep down, hatsu doesn’t want to be a tool. haku likes his cute kouhai lol.

mm much like his progenitor hatsu is shaping up to be a kenjutsu specialist. while orochimaru’s a well rounded shinobi who hires other decent shinobi, he can and does learn quite a lot from zabuza.

[kankuroplease]

What are all your aus and ships and ocs cause I'm looking at it all, and I'm so confused 🥲

It gets a bit confusing because I’m a multishipper that indulges and the AUs aren’t written stories Ngl 😆

Main timeline:

Most if these ships are my choice, BUT my mutuals/followers also have their own ships with some of my OC, so don’t be surprised if you see them with somebody else 🤣

Shino x Katsura

Kiba x Okami

Yamato x Aori

Yuuta x Tenten, Yuuta x Hanabi, and Yuuta x Daisuke (oc)

Founders AU:

Most of the pairs are made by my followers ✨ this one is easier to navigate because of the master post

Tobirama x Aori

Okami x Kawarama

Gou x Itama

Madara x Katsura

Orochimaru x Tora

Manda x Nisshoku (OCs/my pair)

Sakumo x Kōmori

Suzaku x Erika x Aja (OCs /my pair)

Kagami x Miu

Sora x Rei (OCs/my pair)

Kakuzu x Riki

Nagisa x Naori

Tattoo Shop AU:

The REAL confusing part (especially if you count who slept with who hdhdhdhd), so I’ll only include the ships that are active

NaruShika+ - friends with benefits. Naruto still sleeps around + they have threesomes together

GaaSaku - navigating newly developed feelings

KakaObiRin - basically married, they even have the two piece ring sets to match. They have three little kids

GenYam - In a healthy committed relationship, he’s just not introducing Genma to the “kids”

Saiino+ - their in an ethically non-monogamous relationship with approved partners for each other. But really, they prefer swinging together. The option is just available when/if Ino is booked out of country.

ItaHana - they have a lot of reckless sex, but Hana doesn’t want to make things official with Itachi being Yakuza. Itachi figures that’s the case and that the odds of her leaving this (them) alone are extremely low. It’s more favorable to let the dust settle with the Uchiha before he settles down anyways

MinaKushina - Nart and Chiha’s lovey/stoner parents. Former owners of Kakashi’s tattoo shop.

FugaMiko - Itachi and Sasuke’s parents. Not an open relationship, but they enjoy bringing in a third or fourth for special occasions.

KankuKiba - two morons in love ✨

Neji x Michi (oc) x Tenten x Lee - a marriage of convenience leads to this messy but surprisingly wholesome situation

HinaTone - Toneri is ABSOLUTELY obsessed with Hinata and will do whatever she says. She just wants his family’s status, so she tolerates him. He’s not a bad looking guy either, so it’s whatev to her.

ShiKagu - much like Hinata, Shisui is tempted by her families political reach and wealth. Biggest difference is he actually likes Kaguya/wouldn’t treat her poorly (in his opinion) as long as she plays the part of a good little wife.

HashiMadaMito+ - spanning decades, they raised Tsunade together, seen Madara rise to the head of the Uchiha, seen Mito become an accomplished author, and have seen Hashirama become a martial arts legend. The relationship is open on Madara’s end, as he’s their whore (affectionately)

YahiKonan - sweethearts. One of the least problematic relationships in this au 🤣

[naruto-impact]

Naruto Impact Timeline

Here is the timeline for this universe, because keeping track of the order of the stories is hard.

Warning: Here be spoilers!

I use the founding of Konoha as a reference point, so the years are marked as AF - after founding. Shoutout to @keepyourpantsongohan for their Timeline of Naruto Universe, which I love using as reference for my fics.

Before Founding - Ei's siblings and the founding of Konoha - Pledge of Propriety

5 AF - Madara leaves Konoha in Burning Heart, also in Pledge of Propriety

44 AF - Nana is found near Konoha; Orochimaru meets Sakumo in Crimson Lotus Bloom

48 AF - Nana becomes Orochimaru's student in Crimson Lotus Bloom

50 AF - Nana is killed

65 AF - Nine-tails Attack

66 AF - After his uncle kills his father, Gaia is brought to Konoha in Frozen Kiss, Part 1

67 AF - Kakashi finds Rezaa on his doorstep in Wolf's Instinct, Part 1; Kokomi's parents are killed

69 AF - Gaia graduates from the Konoha Academy in Frozen Kiss, Part 2; Kokomi meets Haku and later Zabuza in At Water's Edge; Nana is resurrected

70 AF - Rezaa becomes a wolf summoner in Wolf's Instinct, Part 2

72 AF - Uchiha Massacre

73 AF - Kokomi graduates from the Kiri Academy

76 AF - Kuree meets Rezaa in Blazing Delight, Part 2

77 AF - Rezaa graduates; Zabuza, Haku, and Kokomi leave Kiri in At Water's Edge

78 AF - After his graduation, Benetto is adopted by Ibiki in Grand Expectations; Kuree meets Naruto in Blazing Delight, Part 1; Team 7 is founded in Wolf's Instinct, Part 3 and Team 4 is founded in Excellent Blood; Mission: Escort the Bridge Builder - Unexpected Odyssey

79 AF - The Chuunin Exams take place in Sharpened Claws

77 AF - Nana meets Sasuke in Rite of Resurrection

80 AF - Sasuke kills Orochimaru and takes Nana with him when he leaves in Rite of Resurrection

83 AF - Sakura runs into Yae in Sakura Channeling

[darkclouud9]

THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES SOMEONE FUCKING END ME

^ just found out that Jiraiya wouldn't have been in the village when Sakumo killed himself because he still would've been in Ame with the orphans.......................

I'm gonna fucking

putting my interpretation here bc :3

Nawaki dies a few days after his birthday, so around the date of august 5th. Tsunade is 24 at his death but turns 25 shortly after. Jiraiya and Orochimaru are still 24, and Sakumo is around their age (I presonally think he IS their age, so also 24)

Chibi (I think that's Yahiko's dog??) wanders too close to the battle between the SANNIN and HANZO in AME. I didn't know this happened BEFORE Dan's death........ Dan dies the same year as Nawaki, so some of them (and Sakumo) may be 25 already, or still 24 (Jiraiya) BUT the thing is, I'm certain it's stated that the sannin are LATE 20s for the battle against Hanzo. that is mid 20s...

after the battle, Tsunade and Orochimaru go home, leaving Jiraiya with the Ame orphans, so he would also miss Dan's death.

Mito dies, passing the 9 tails onto Kushina, probably one of the final characters alive from the warring states period

Sasori's parents are killed, leaving an angry Chiyo wanting Sakumo dead at her hands. Chiyo and Sakumo would have a rough 20 year gap between them btw. in which 20 years also passes until Chiyo tries to kill Kakashi, mistaking him for the White Fang of the Leaf, until her brother stops her

and then Sakumo fucks a mission up, gets vilified, and kills himself, leaving his 4-8 year old son depending on how you look at it (which the older Kakashi is, the less of a chance Sakumo died in the 2nd war, which this states he does. I personally believe Kakashi is 4 when Sakumo dies, and that event is between the 2nd and 3rd war. Kakashi is very much alive and raised while the 2nd war is going on though, but is maybe around 3 or 4 when it ends)

which Jiraiya is probably still in Ame by the time Sakumo dies, missing both Dan and his deaths :/

I wonder how Jiraiya felt.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Ok but teenager Sasuke ending up in the past maybe because of some sh*t that happened with Orochimaru's experiments or something like that and having no way of going back... Yet to carry out his revenge against Itachi, but the Itachi of this time is probably not even born yet... Meeting 5/6 years old Kakashi fresh from losing Sakumo... Man... Think of the high quality angst

Sasuke ‘doesn’t really think things through’ Uchiha would absolutely decide that he’s going to off Itachi before the massacure can happen and save his clan (not realizing that Itachi was manipulated and that it’s really the higher ups of the village that are the problem)

But then he runs into the road block of ‘Itachi is not dead and he’s not going to kill his parents. He still kind of wants to be born’

So here he is in the past with nothing to do and no one who knows him, when suddenly this little kid goes running past him.

He hears whispers all around about the ‘Hatake brat’. The kid who buried his failure of a father, and is most likely destined to end up just like him

Sasuke’s not sure why, but something compels him to follow that kid. To see where he’s going and maybe try and figure out who he is (though he already has a bit of an idea and he’s kind of annoyed there’s this sense of worry when he thinks of his old Sensei)

And if he finds that kid outside of the village, tirelessly training and whispering under his breath about not becoming like his father, sasuke doesn’t say anything

He just watches from afar and makes a mental note of the fact that even the children of Konoha before him were broken and abandoned, just like he was

Just like Naruto was