#SUPER MACHO M A N

[jade-muffins]

IM SCREAMING

not friendly reminder : there’s a Super Macho Man x Lois Griffin smut fanfic on ao3.

good afternoon

[ferida-kahlo]

Michael Berzatto: NFSW Alphabet

(I apologize for the gif I chose but also... I don't. It's perfect)

⚠️ Warnings: SMUT (light mention of chocking and spanking)

Notes: I tried to make the scenarios as gender neutral as possible. Hope you enjoy!

Also, two PSAs: 1) this is the first ever smut thing I publish; 2) English is my 2nd language, so please be gentle! But also feel free to let me know what you think 💕

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

He's not super affectionate, but he will check on you (mostly for the macho validation). Probably with a suggestive eyebrow wiggle and a cheeky "so... that was fun huh". If he's invested in the relationship, he will uncounsciously begin cleaning you up, after particularly rough sexy times, and bringing you a glass of water.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

Of their own - I think he is very proud of his hair, arms and hands

Of their lovers - I'm like 1000% sure this guy is an ass and legs man. Also: tummies!

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

He's got a thing for facials, if his partner is up for it

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

When he types "You" on the search engine, the automatic result is YouPorn. Interpret that as you will (this man watches a lot of porn)

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

He's got plenty of experience with casual sex and likes to make sure his lovers are satisfied. However, I headcanon him as only discovering what the clitoris was at like... 22 🫣

F= Favorite position

This boy loves reverse cowgirl (great view of your ass + he can grip your waist and thighs). Honorary mention for doggy.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

Goofy is his middle name. He cracks jokes throughout and somehow manages to not make it weird - it's all part of his charm

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Bare minimum. He trims occasionally

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

Definitely dirty - not necessarily rough, unless his lover asks for it

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Several times a week - he picks a video and just goes for it. If he is in a relationship, he also loves getting off on his partner's nudes (obtained with consent!)

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Roleplaying (specifically librarian kink).

Body worship (he loves taking his time kissing and licking all over his partner's body).

Voyerism (slight), he gets off on doing it in places where they might get caught.

Also, a very underexplored praise kink, both giving and receiving (i'm not saying he would come in his pants when his lover moans "God, Mikey, you are so good, so good to me... such a good boy"... but he definitely would)

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

He loves doing it in couches, for some reason. Also, he fantasizes about fucking in the office at the restaurant, or really any public / semi public place.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

He likes his lovers feisty and with a sense of humour - if they give him a bit of hell for his stories, he actually finds it kind of hot. As for clothes, tight pants and mini-skirts/dresses do the trick - I picture him as having a thing for y2k style on women, for some reason

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Daddy/mommy kink - if his lover calls him daddy he is running for the hills

Hitting / spitting - he is open to very light chocking or ass-spanking, but not to the more extreme humilliation and domineering stuff

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

Both, he loves it. If his lover kneels on the floor and starts unbuckling his belt, he immediatly gets hard. And he definitely knows how to give it to his partner - goes real slow, explores all the little spots with his mouth and fingers, experiments with different speeds and pressure... he could spend hours between their legs

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

When he can, Mikey takes a long time with preliminaries - like, a lot. He loves teasing his partner, but also just loves worshipping their body and being worshiped back. Because of this, the penetration aspect of it usually doesn't last for long, but both end up satisfied.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

He is absolutely down for a quickie, but if the relationship is serious he prefers to take his time.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

Oh yeah. He's got a slight voyeristic kink and the ideia of doing it in semi public places turns him on. Also very open to trying new positions, sex toys and kinks if his partner suggests it

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

Around 2 - the 1st one is usually long, so after the 2nd one he is usually done (and so is his partner)

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

Not so much for himself, but he would definitely be down to use a vibrator on his partner, or any other sort of stimulant toy

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

He absolutely loves teasing his lovers. Not so much in a "i'm gonna deny you orgasm" kind of way, but more in a "i'm gonna make you come 10 times before i actually put my cock inside you" kind of way. By the time penetration happens his lover is out of their mind. He is himself less patient when his partners try to tease him in a sexual context, but discovers he has a thing for being soft!dommed and praised

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

This man does not shut up in life or in the bedroom. Really into dirty talking, teasing, praising. He isn't super loud, especially when he's close, his voice gains a husky tone before he finishes with a string of grunts and curses

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

I've seen this mentioned elsewhere here, but I am sure him and Richie have shared at least one girl in their youth 👀 also, if he is in a relationship, he secretly loves it when his partner calls him Big Bear when they are alone

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

Average length, with a considerable girth

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

High for his age, but definitely lower when he's going through a rough time

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

Sex for him works like a release. By the time he finishes, he's exhausted physically and emotionally but he also feels light as a feather - those are some of the only times he sleeps like a baby

[dommalereaderimagines]

What Makes Them Insecure (Batman's Rogues)

Bane: His intelligence. Many men want him for his body but not you. Many men expect him to be this super macho man and around you he doesn't need to be that man. He is a well read man but, there is so much he doesn't know and he hates it when (Y/M/N) explains something to him that he feels he should already know. He always wants to learn but has a fear that you will leave him if he doesn't know something common. You may reassure him but he will genuinely feel stupid if you have to explain to him what pigeons and squirrels are and who Santa is. You ease the wound by being his teacher to some degree and you find that Bane is really into thinga like cartoons and plushies he eventually gets a whole squishmellow collection that.

Deadshot(Floyd Lawton): His job. Being a trained killer is something that he would never tell you. He doesn't want you to know and look at him differently. If it ever did come out he would freeze and would probably have his weakest moment begging for you to stay with him. "Y/M/N I can explain! Please don't go!" But you wouldn't go away something that he will always be greatful for. If you're not married somewhere down the line very soon the question will be popped.

Deathstroke( Slade Wilson): His age. He's getting older and he thinks that he's too old for you. Each wrinkle makes him think that he's too ugly for you and though you would think he wouldn't be vain like that he really is when it comes to you. If you're younger than him it gets under his skin if people ask if he's your father. If you're around his age it helps calm him slightly but then it turns into he's not good looking enough for you.

Joker(John Doe): He is the most insecure about doing something wrong to upset you. He is constantly asking for reassurance and will almost always call and ask Bruce about what he thinks he should do to make you happy because that's his friend. You tell him you love him everyday and that helps ease that voice in his head telling him he's fucking up so much. Just make sure to cuddle him and he'll be fine.

Killer Croc(Waylon Jones): His looks. This man is the definition of insecure about his body and he hates the fact he looks the way he does. He feels bad he can't go out with you without people thinking he's a monster. This will never really go away but you make it easier by pledging to be by his side and saying that you love him.

Mad Hatter(Jervis Tetch): That he's too weird for you. He knows that he's strange but in his mind he's another one who thinks you're too good for him and he puts immense pressure on himself for you. Whenever he gets captured he'll cry when you visit him in Arkham because he feels like he's holding you back. What confirta him is the fact that you're always there and you have no plans on leaving.

Mr. Freeze: You getting sick and dying. Nora is gone and he can't have you go that same way. You can only help his insecurity if you're immortal and can't die or if you're invulnerable other than that he's always worried.

Penguin (Oswald Cobblepot): You leaving him for someone better than him. He feels insecure about his body and was always bullied for his face and body. It took him a while to realize you loved him for who he was and even now he gets territorial over you. He's a dom in the streets and the subbiest sub in the sheets. He will grab your hip and put his arm around you in public especially if someone goodlooking comes by. If you ever go by Bruce Wayne forget it he will sulk the entire night and when you get home you will have to comfort him. mostly through sex fucking his brains out Infront of a mirror will definitely remind him that not only are you just his he's yours..

Ra's Al Ghul: As much as I'd like to say he'd probably be vain in his millennia worth of life he would probably have an insecurity about his performance in bed. He would always want to please you in every way imagineable I think he would be the most inexperienced in bottoming especially for men so not only would he be intimidated but he would also hate not knowing what to do and you having to explain how to do his role in the bedroom. Helping him is easy have more sex until he masters the art of pleasure.

Riddler( Edward Nygma): His insecurity is that he's getting dull. He likes that you're smart and can solve his riddles but will panic if it feels like he's boring you. Do not look bored with him otherwise he will get flustered and he might potentially cry if he gets that upset.

Scarecrow: His biggest fear would be scaring you off. For a man that dedicates his life to fear if he scared you off it would be a hollow victory. Like the others staying with him is a very good move.

[thefrontofmymind]

Eddie Munson NSFW Alphabet (Eddie Munson x fem!reader)

a/n: heyyy, wrote this a couple days ago and have been going back and forth on posting but i've decided to just bite the bullet. lmk what you think xx

WARNINGS: READER IS IMPLIED TO BE 18+, NSFW mentions (marking, cum play (?), liiiittle somnophilia, piv, male masturbation, biting, praise kink, use of 'good boy', oral (m & f recieving), quickies, handcuffs, hair pulling

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Eddie is very, very sweet after sex. He’ll get you all cleaned up and kiss any marks he’s made on you and just cuddle with you for as long as you want. Also I think as a joke, at least once, he’d give you like a bro hug and be like ‘good job, sport’ and be super macho about it just to make you laugh because he just wants to see you laugh and be happy (so like maybe after he’s overstimmed you a lot and you’re kinda sensitive, as a way to bring to mood back to Earth).

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think it’s a given, but Eddie’s favourite body part of his is his hands for sure. Like with the rings, and the cuff and the bracelets and everything he wears, he knows what it does to you–ESPECIALLY when he plays guitar in front of you, he tries to do the most complicated riffs possible because he can.

And I think Eddie is a thigh guy, mostly. Like he loves when you’re straddling him and he can grab both your thighs with each hand and just squeeze, and he knows putting a hand on your thigh is the quickest way to show you when he’s horny–like a secret language between the two of you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I think unless it was like a special occasion and you were for sure on birth control, he wouldn’t really be a fan of cumming inside you. I think it would just be too nerve-wracking for him–he’s a 20 year old in high school with no future plans, he can’t take care of a kid!

So instead I think he prefers either to cum on your chest/tummy or in your mouth if you’re feeling like it. He loves watching you lay on the bed covered in his cum before he runs to the bathroom to get you a towel to clean up; something about staking his claim on you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He LOVES watching you when you sleep–not in a creepy way–in a ‘oh, how innocent they look now, when they were begging for me to let them suck my dick not even an hour ago’ kind of thing. Just knowing how dirty you and he can get together sends him into overdrive because he loves keeping it to himself, his little secret.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

So I’ll be completely honest, Eddie gets NO BITCHES. Like maybe once or twice he’s hooked up with people from the Hideout or something but he’s not very experienced, like at all. But he enjoys being able to explore new things with you and having lots of firsts with you!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

LOVES when you ride him. He loves being able to lay back and watch as you make yourself come undone on his cock–chest heaving and all sweaty. Though he doesn’t mind being on top either, with his necklace dangling in your face and he thrusts up and down, one of his hands holding both your wrists above your head as you squirm under him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I think he tries to be romantic and serious–keyword being tries. But he’s just not a serious guy! Either he’ll crack some kind of joke when you let out a particularly high-pitched whine or he’ll tease the living daylights out of you about anything. He just tries to make you happy and part of that is making you laugh at any chance he can.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

It’s wild down there. I’m talking full bush, all dark and curly. I think if it really bothered you, he’d totally give trimming and neatening things up down there a go but it’s not really his style, is it?

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He can be very intimate in his own way, but like I said before, he just wants to have fun with you, and honestly that’s a form of intimacy in itself.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Before he met you, he’d jack off like almost every night before he went to sleep, but with you around, he doesn’t really need to. You’re always happy to offer a handjob or a blowjob if he’s horny and you don’t want to have sex. It’s very rare these days that he has to jerk off by himself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He! Has! A! Biting! Kink! (Because I said so) It started during one particularly heated makeout session in the woods behind the school–you didn’t realise just how much he enjoyed the love bites you were giving to him and you go sidetracked, before you knew it, his whole neck was covered in little red blotches, with the occasional light teeth marks. You apologised profusely to him when you finally got a look at him, but he just smiled and said it was hot that you laid claim on him. So from then on, it was your mission to leave tiny little bite marks on his shoulders, hands, chest, and thighs. And he loooooves them, even took a few polaroids of them to keep as memories.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

When he’s horny, Eddie will fuck you just about anywhere you ask–though not too public, he likes to keep you to himself, still. But in terms of where you do it on a regular basis, just both of your beds, and then sometimes his van too when your parents and Wayne are both home.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Praise, praise, praise. If you so much as tell him ‘don’t stop, that’s perfect’ when he’s going down on you, it becomes an innate need to get you off. He melts when you call him ‘good boy’, or when you joke about cumming so hard that you see stars. It’s just a little boost to his ego that keeps him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I imagine he’s not really into anything food related. Like he’s already got all those stains on his mattress, he really doesn’t need more laundry to do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Would never turn down a blowjob from you, but this man eats pussy like he’s been starving for 40 days and 40 nights. He basically sets up shop with you laying on his bed, head on his pillows, while he’s laying to the side of you, nuzzled into your pussy and just lapping you up. It gets to the point where he just closes his eyes and focuses on all the obscene sounds you’re making because of him, and he’d make you cum at least twice with just his mouth alone on a good night.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

I think he prefers it quicker over slower. Like he wants to cum, and for you to cum as well and kinda the best way to go about that is to build a rhythm, so that’s what he does.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If needed, he’d happily obliged in a bathroom stall quickie or a we-need-to-leave-for-school-in-25-minutes quickie, but he likes to take his time and make it all special for you, aftercare and all.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’d try anything once as long and you’re comfortable with it, if it doesn’t work out, at least you know now. And when it comes to risk, if he’s in one of those moods–the kind where he just can’t help but listen to all the bad ideas that pop into his head–he’d totally almost let you guys get caught, a shit-eating grin on his face as he covers your mouth to muffle your moans from the next room and whoever may be in there.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He doesn’t last long, but he makes up for it with enthusiasm. He’ll make you cum with his mouth/fingers at least once in exchange for him getting off once–he figures it’s only fair. But give him a minute, and as long as you’re still willing, he could go for another round afterwards.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I’d say he just has the handcuffs, though they weren’t bought with the use they ended up with–they just looked cool to Eddie–you once joked about locking him up so he can’t touch you and he just couldn’t get the idea out of his head. Needless to say, they become a pretty frequent fixture when you want to tease him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Eddie doesn’t really have the patience to tease, but I think you do. It makes him chuckle when he realises what you’re doing–wearing something that you know gets him going, looking at him with lidded eyes and smirk. He loves that you know how wild you make him, and that turns him on the most out of anything you do for him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Eddie’s more of a low grunts and moans in your ear kind of guy. Apart from some dirty talk, you’re mostly the loud one, and he likes it that way–being able to hear how good he makes you feel.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Loves(!!!) having his hair pulled as well, like when you’re making out or riding him, if you put a hand on the back of his neck and tug just a little, his spine will turn to jelly and he will be minutes away from cumming–he just can’t help it.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I don’t think he’s like crazy big or anything, average length but pretty girthy. And he’s a pasty guy, you can put two and two together, though his tip is a little more pink, and he has one blue-ish vein that runs down his shaft.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

VERY high sex drive on our Eddie. He is ready to go at a moment’s notice, just give him the word. During school breaks and stuff, you can’t get him off of you, what with all his free time. It doesn’t help that he also has the most dirty mind so anything you say, he can make sound horny–all with that shit eating grin you know so well.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s not a very sleepy person, I reckon. I think sex moreso wakes him up than puts him to sleep. After you guys are all cleaned up and everything, I think he’d prefer to cuddle for a while and just talk about your day, or whatever else was on your mind.

[paranormal-pajama-phantom]

Hii. Could you write a SFW alphabet for Tony Stark? Thank you in advance!

Holy cow this took so long, but it was worth it and also super fun to work on

......................♥💰Tony Stark SFW alphabet💰♥...........................

A = Affection 

Puts on a big strong macho attitude in front of others but he’s just a big cuddly bear, incredibly affectionate when you two are alone and loves to shower you with gifts and hugs!

B = Best friend 

Overprotective is an understatement, if you're his best friend he can and will protect you with his life. He totally initiated the friendship though, he saw you and was like ‘woah they look cool!’ 

C = Cuddles

Tony + Cuddles = heaven 

Big ol’ sucker for cuddles, will bear hug you and suffocate you with his love. He loves cuddling so much, it just feel so romantic to him

D = Domestic 

His literal dream, he would love to live a nice cozy life with you and just be a normal couple. No villains or iron man just you and him

Not very great at cooking but he enjoys cleaning

E = Ending

Tony would break up with you very politely and calmly, depending on the situation he might even suggest the two of you stay friends

F = Fiance(e)

He’s absolutely ready to commit, he loves you and even has a few rings picked out for that special day

G = Gentle 

Very soft with you, he’ll hug you and comfort you wherever you need it and he’s always there for emotional support, at the end of the day he just wants to be there for you

H = Hugs

YES YES if you thought he was a big fan of cuddling before you're not ready to hear how much he loves hugging you. Tight hugs, side hugs, bear hugs, back hugs, eye to eye hug you name it and he will hug it 

I = I love you 

Uses it way too much, and very randomly. You could be watching a movie or reading a book and he’ll randomly pop into the room and yell about how much he loves you

J = Jealousy 

Gets jealous extremely easily, someone could look in your direction and Tony will get all grumpy about it 

K = Kisses 

Mwah! He loves kissing you on the cheek, it just feels so romantic. Sometimes he’ll even sneak up behind you and kiss your neck //0//0//

L = Little ones 

Very good with children! He dreams of being a father one day and doing all the stereotypical father things like fishing, and playing catch and just being there for them

M = Morning 

A very early riser and tends to spend the morning fiddling with new gadgets he’s working on 

N = Night

Goes to bed as early as he can doesn’t end up falling asleep till like, 2 am 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

P = Patience 

He’s a very patient guy to his S/O and is willing to wait  

Q = Quizzes 

He remembers things in fine detail! You’ll mention a fact about yourself in passing and he’ll remember it and constantly bring it up just to show that he listens to you and remembers stuff

R = Remember 

His favorite memory of the two of you is the first time he confessed his feelings to you, the well lit room, the sparkle in your eyes and the grin on your lips as you giddily admitted you liked him as well 

S = Security 

VERY protective of you, will do everything in his power to keep you safe!!

T = Try

He puts a ton of effort towards your dates together, and a ton of money…he’ll do everything to make it perfect and romantic and he’ll even choose color schemes you like for stay at home dates

U = Ugly 

Tony’s bad habit is biting his nails, it mostly only happens when he’s super stressed though

V = Vanity 

Incredibly concerned with looking good, mostly for you though since he wants to give you the best 

W = Whole 

Yes, he feels like a chunk of his heart is missing whenever you aren’t around 

X = Xtra

He feels guilty about being so busy with the avengers all the time and building things, so his way to compensate is by showering you with love and gifts whenever he’s around you. 

Y = Yuck

If your very messy and unhygienic he will not date you, i don’t think much explanation is needed here 

Z = Zzz

Very heavy sleeper, you’ll probably have to dump a bucket of ice water before he actually wakes up. He likes to hug you when he’s sleeping which makes the heavy sleeper thing more annoying since he won't let go

Come back soon! 💌

[kurtty-drabbles]

I feel what you feel au

N/A: based on an ask I did last night and yes this is a great idea. We all hate slutty Kurt.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @bamfoftheundead @everykurt

A gasp escapes from her mouth- and only that as she refuses to cry or even scream because of the pain- as Excalibur´s resident healer, Faiza, is taking a look on her femur. Kitty Pryde is on the handmade hospital bed and continues to wince even through Faiza is using her powers. "So, this happens out of blue?" Faiza asked as her hands are glowing and are gingerly touching her leg kindly and in slow motions.

Kitty can feel the cold sweater running through her back as a courteous sigh is heard by Kitty- soft but carrying implications and meanings that Kitty is not so happy to acknowledge now-  as the pain is decreasing it allows Kitty to think in a good lie. Or so she hopes. "Yeah, what you know? I pick the wrong day to try to dance ballet!" and she let a dry chuckle escape her lips.

Faiza looks serious into her eyes-boring into her soul for a moment and Kitty knew that wasn´t a good lie as it should be- and spoke in a monotone tone. "Why you insist on insult my intelligence Kitty? I know what happens!" and this shames Kitty into confessing what truly is plaguing her mind right now.

"I´m sorry. Is just..." she took a deep breath two times and tells her version of the facts. "A brawl begins over Meggan. I´d not know what happens per se" and now she looks restrained. "He was training with Meggan and I think someone was messing with her powers and well Brian took the scene in the wrong way..." she closes her eyes for a moment. "Well, he certainly wanted to kiss Meggan even if Meggan wasn´t Meggan" and she looks at Faiza who nods letting Kitty sit on the bed and is moving her toes. The pain is over.

"And Brian broke his femur" Faiza states not pleased with Brian nor with any of this situation. "Did he knew about it?" and Kitty can only shake her head.

"I´d not think he´s that cruel..." she mutters this response as she gazes at Faiza. The Muslin woman writes something on her file- every hero of Excalibur must have a file to keep things neat and organized. Is not Faiza´s magic powers only. She is a medical professional on a team of super heroes-and then offers a few words to Kitty.

"No, Brian is passing over a bad moment, but, I never peg him as cruel" her look is meaningful as always and now she talks a bit of her past. Something that Kitty can admit, at least to herself, how she was never truly interested.  Not out of malice or disrespect is just Kitty hardly was the one to need healing and is not a chatting person.

"Have you ever told how I meet my husband?" her tone is docile and Kitty closes her eyes and shakes her head. "I was walking in the streets of London, thanks to personal and religions problems, I had to quit medical school" Kitty wanted to ask what those problems are but Faiza´s kind stare gently ask for Kitty to not ask this. Kitty can respect her wishes. "It was a cold night in London when I look in my arm and saw this" she pulls her sleeve and shows her tattoo. "and I look at my future husband who also is gazing at his tattoo"

There´s a joyful smile on her face now. "He looks at me and said ''are you the one carrying such sadness?'' and I replied ''are you the one carrying such fear'' and well that´s how I meet my husband" she finishes and Kitty can say that a good meet-cute.

"Is what you feel about him?"

"...is more fear, but, not of his looks. Is more about what he´ll do now" and then she asks breaking her facade a little. "I don´t want to feel what he feels. I don´t want have to worry in having such thoughts about any pretty lady that isn´t mine" Kitty making her Bi-jokes much to Faiza´s amusement. "is there a way to block this soulmate thing?"

Faiza ponders for a moment. "Technically yes, but, I can´t give you the pills" and before Kitty could ask why Faiza adds patiently. "Those pills require the person to have 21 years old. You have 18 years. Only a responsible to sign the authorization for you...we need to tell Moira about that"

Kitty gasp again and looks embarrassed. "Aunt Moira? I´m an Excalibur member...does that allow me ..." and Faiza shakes her head saying how the rules must be equal for everyone else.

"And even if it wasn´t. Your aunt as your only legal guardian should know...Kitty, she´s your aunt and she cares for you. I´d not think is fair to let her come back to Excalibur and be left in the dark about your situation...alright?" Faiza asked and Kitty is not happy but nods agreeing with the terms.

"When she returns from her trip...I´ll tell her...but, please, is there a way to block this?"

"I´m sorry Kitty"

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Outside Excalibur, a new scene dissolves as Meggan Puceanu is taking charge of her life by taking a chance and facing two grown-up men who thought she is a price and hopeless damsel in distress. Meggan is Gloriana and she deserves respect. With this mindset, Meggan goes to confront the man she loves. Brian Braddock -hating confrontation but needing to make a point- and she speaks with her heart open.

"Brian, how can you think I would cheat on you?" she begins looking back at the scene that almost happened. "my powers are a cross I must bear. People look at me and see the image of what they wish to see. Sometimes...I fear I have no control over my thoughts and feelings. I fear so much that I may lose control" she starts crying now and Brian tries to console her but Meggan shakes her head. "I´m not cheating. I would never cheat!" and shows her arm to him where the symbol very visible. "again, I would never cheat!" and gave a strong gaze at Brian.

Rachel is looking Kurt winced in pain but is slowly comes to grip to his own pain- Rachel rolls his eyes at this macho man bravado- and she knows what´s truly happening. Faiza fixed Kitty and now his leg are in better shape.

Brian opens his heart too. "I have my flaws. I´m so insecure and I´m an alcoholic..." and Brian takes a deep breath "I know about your powers and I jump to conclusions but I still fear you would one day wake up and wanting someone like him" he points at Kurt without looking " I´m a fool" Rachel speaks how true that is and is visible pissed. "and I want to be worthy of you but I have no idea how...when I saw the kiss...or almost kiss...I jump to conclusions and act like a fool because it was my worst fear becoming reality" he concludes.

Meggan ponders his words for a moment. " I´m mad you took this long to talk with me about these issues. I get it if I saw something similar I wouldn´t like it either...Brian, I love you" she then punches his arms pretty hard, not enough to actually hurt him, but still is visible she punched him. And she also winced in pain as he´s right now. "See? we´re soulmates. I have my issues too. I think I´m too co-dependent of you and that´s not healthy"

"What we do?"

"Talk about our issues. I know you have a problem with drinks. As I know you haven´t drunk anything in 2 months now...we can be better than this, Brian...let just talks" and Meggan cries because Brian is crying too.

Now Brian notices the Nightcrawler standing on his feet. Kurt and Brian will never be friends, yet, they work together and Brian can be the bigger man and admit his mistake and offer a sincere apology. "Kurt, I was a fool and blind by jealousy. I apologise for what I did" he still notices how Kurt is now on his own feet.

Kurt is saying something about waters under the bridge. Now, Meggan and Rachel take their turns to speak with him and they aren´t being very kind with Nightcrawler.

"So, fuzzy, noticed someone missing here?" Rachel asked sneering at him and clearly displeased. Meggan looks at Rachel for a long moment as she studies her body gesture.

"Yes, where is Kitty? She was here and..." Kurt replied not getting why Meggan and Rachel are having such looks exchanging between themselves and why they are looking at him in such a way.

"First, you knew I wasn´t in my right mind...why you tried to kiss me?" Meggan asked, still hating confrontation, yet, need to get this closed once and for all. "I have a boyfriend. I have a soulmate. We have problems but you have no right to try to kiss me..." Meggan concludes.

Rachel adds. "Fuzzy it would be like you were taking advantage of her...and that´s not heroic at all" there are heavy hints of sarcasm here and Kurt is not getting why Rachel is being even extra saltier with him.

"I. WANT. YOU. TO. APOLOGISE.TO.ME!" Meggan speaks louder as she´s taking her breath and recovering from such words. And Kurt is now clearly taken back by such outburst. He didn´t think he would gain this reaction from her.

"I sorry" and he adds. "when you change into this blue lady I thought this must be my dream girl and how I wish I could meet someone who shares the same past as me" Meggan stares at him as Brian and Rachel does the same.

"Wow, that´s the worst lie I ever heard" Brian states and Rachel nods. "Finally, I can agree with you, Brian!" followed suit by Rachel who is less impressed by Kurt than ever.

"I´m an empath and Rachel can read minds. And you think you can lie to us?" Meggan asked bewailed at such poor attempts to keep this secret and shakes her head. Now, Rachel is time for Rachel to share some knowledge.

"Is a lie. You only like Meggan because she´s hot. She could have been an ogre with 4 eyes but if she was hot...you would say how you always thought ogres are pretty" and continues with her mind drifting away to a certain person. "I´m even shocked to see you can even remember Kitty was here..."

"Poor Kitty!" Meggan said heartbroken now and Kurt is confused by this. "How can you do this when..." Rachel stops her and shakes her head - telepathically speaking through Meggan to keep it a secret- and Meggan sighs dejectedly.  "Just how could you?"

"You wouldn´t know what is love even if she is hit in front of your face!" Rachel spats and Meggan nods in agreement.

"You say you want a blue lady" Meggan begins as she shapeshifter into one very particular blue lady. "would you date this one?" and she personified Mystique down to a tee. "No, I´d not think so...be honest with yourself...until there, I don´t feel comfortable to be around you. Understand that and try to change yourself" and she goes to Brian as she speaks how they must talk about their relationship.

Rachel speaks for the last time. "You need help too, Kurt, as much hating the elf is fun to me...someone is getting hurt here!" and she leaves leaving Kurt Wagner alone.

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Kurt got the word how Kitty got the same injury as himself and how Faiza healed her easily. Kitty Pryde is talking with Rachel-Rachel still giving him fuming looks. Literally- as now realization hit him pretty hard. He could deny everything (isn´t that his favourite tactic?) yet as Kitty look into his eyes. The idea seems too low for him.

"Katzchen!"

"Elf"

"We´re soulmates..." and Kitty raises her hand to stop him.

"I feel what you feel. If you´re not ready to talk about this. Then don´t! I´m not the second-best. You´ll say I´m too immature and I´ll say you´re too emotionally stupid to handle a relationship. Let´s have this talk when you and I are truly ready for this" and she leaves and Kurt is confused by the myriad of feelings battling in his chest.

We´re soulmates...I have a soulmate!

[theoutsidies]

Dating Fionn Whitehead Headcannons

• SUCH A LOVING BOYFRIEND <3

•spoils you so much

-he takes you to get your nails done, takes you shopping, takes you to the salon, buys you food, whatever

“This is such a cute shirt!” You hold the piece of clothing up to your body.

“Okay, lets get it.” Fionn says already walking towards the checkout line.

•complimets daily!

“How did a bloke like me end up with such a pretty girl like you?”

“You look very cute in my sweater.”

“You’re so adorable!” He says as he pinches your cheeks, “my little princess.”

-and if you deny the compliments, he will not stop repeating it until you do accept it

“You’re so beautiful.”

“Not really.”

• G E N T L E M E N !! He’s opening doors for you, pulling the chair out for you, kisses your hand, takes your coat, and just respects you.

- but he’s also a geek

“I’m sorry, Y/N,” he sighes, “I can’t protect you. I’m not a tough,macho man.”

“What? We’re just watching Coraline”

-he also loves to tease the crap outta of you

-he likes to pick you up a lot. He likes to come up behind you and pretend to be a kidnapper, which terrifies you, but Fionn thinks he’s absolutely hilarious. He also likes to hold you like a potato sack and spin you around until you get dizzy, again he thinks he’s so hilarious.

-Aww he’s such a cheeky monkey :)

Fionn does this thing where he acts like he bite his tongue or cheek, and makes you check inside his mouth. But when you get close enough to his mouth he just kisses you, leading to a heated makeout session. Which was his goal the whole time

-your hands are always inside his

•DATes are soooo Romantic

-the first few ones were nice, usually at a restaurant

-but the deeper into the relationship, the usual date is cooking something at home, snuggling on the couch while watching a movie.

•speaking of cuddling, Fionn kinda hates it

-his arm wrapped around your shoulders while watching a movie, that’s GREAT! But when his arm loses blood circulation, and his face is covered in your hair, that’s when he wants to stop

-the only long cuddling position he accepts is him laying on his back while you lay on top of him. Your head pressed against his chest while your legs are intertwined.

“Y/N,” he shakes you, trying to wake you up, “I can’t feel my arm anymore.”

• the relationship was a secret

-so y’all were at a grocery store in the fruit/veggie section. You were busy looking at the shopping list when Fionn went up to you, squeezed your boobs, and said “These melons are ripe.”

- and you knew if someone caught Fionn touching you or caught you displaying affection to each other the relationship would be exposed, but you just had to kiss him. I mean, one lil kiss shouldn’t hurt. Boi were you wrong

-a friend texted you a photo of you & Fionn kissing at the store, it looked like it was taken by some paparazzi.

-like you know that iconic “oh oh oh ohhhh” in Big Time Rush when something goes bad, that’s basically what happened.

-you did get some backlash from fans, but when all the comments got to your head, Fionn was right there next to you, comforting you. Whispering sweet things into your ear.

•Kissing is amazing!

-Fionn absolutely loves putting Lil kisses all over your face when your busy doing something

-he’s so adorable, ugh, you both blow kisses to each other ,he catches the kiss in his hand and puts it in his pocket

-you’ll never admit it to yourself but one time you were laying on the couch( your head dangling off the couch) and he came over and did that iconic Spider-Man kiss, and you really liked and you both couldn’t stop giggling after

-holds your face when kissing, he likes to know that he’s got you and he’s protecting you

-making out is hot, so hot

-he gets really adventurous when in the mood

-Fionn loves making you flustered, and will study every different technique on kissing just to learn how to make you have more pleasure

-one time y’all were making out and he SUCKED ON YOUR TONGUE

he saw how your eyes went wide and was satisfied with himself

-if you play with his hair while making out he will groan into your mouth

-Also if you kiss his chest or collarbones he will cum in his pants

•Supportive Couple? Very much,Yes

-When you force him to watch his movies with you, he never pays attention to the film. But he watches you, and finds it adorable how you admire him

-you sometimes vist on set and stand to the side as they film

“How did I do today, love?” He asks wrapping his arms around your shoulders.

“Amazing as always.” You pucker your lips up for a kiss as he leans toward you

-one time He got very self conscious of his smile.

“My teeth are so gross.” He shared as studied his smile in the mirror again.

“No. You have a very pretty smile.”

“Do I really?” He flashed smiled at you. One that made you heart swoon.

“Yes. I can hundred percent confirm you do!”

-Fionn also supports you through thick and thin. He supports you through stressful times and times when you feel like shit.

•he gets weirdly turned on when you take off your bra without taking off your shirt

•Will do anything to see you smile

-your shoulders hurt? Bam! Done, you’re getting a back massage from Fionn

- it’s 3 am and you want a candy bar? BAM! Done, he ran to the nearest store

-you want him to sing to you? bam, done, but sung very hesitantly and very shyly.

-You wa

•he really likes baking!

-cookies? His favorite

-and I know it’s super cheesy but flour fights are a common thing.

He’s also very corny, one time you had frosting on ur lip and he did the cliche thing but saying “you got something right there” and kisses off the frosting.

-he loves making stuff from scratch cuz he can say that it was, and I quote “It’s like our lil baby. We made them.”

•Babies? Yes Fionn loves them

-if anyone has a baby he wants to hold em

-if you have lil baby cousin/siblings/relatives if he snatch them and play legos with them

“I want Fionn to be on my team!!!” The child demands as they point at him

“No! Fionn is playing with me!” The other one bickers

“guys, t-th-there’s no teams in twister.”

-He also knows how to comfort a child and just make them laugh

(This photos makes me uwu so hard)

-he really wants kids and wants to start a family <3

But of course, he doesn’t want em right now, in the future

He thinks he’ll be a great daddy.

•Christmas is his favorite holiday

-he’ll go sicko mode during the holidays

-he legit put up Christmas lights right after thanksgiving

-hangs mistletoes everywhere cuz he wants your kiss

-SPOILS YOU OMFG

You’ll have like 30 gifts under the tree,

-don’t get me started on him Christmas shopping

He will spend hours inside a store,looking for a gift for you, and come out of the store with no presents.

Fionn says he wants to find the most perfect, and wonderful presents for you.

-you try to make a gingerbread house together but end up just eating all the frosting and candy

“So, we have 1,2,3,4,5, 5!” He says counting, “I think we’re missing a gumdrop.”

He looks up from the candy only to see you chewing on the sixth gumdrop.

“oH! My lil cheeky girlfriend stole it!”

Okay I’m done

[mermaidmundane]

Alex Summers FLUFF Alphabet

A- Attention: He definitely got your attention first. You saw him at the mall with a bunch of kids from a school. He looked a bit annoyed which you thought was very attractive. He had a brute look to him that really interested you.

B- Best Feature: He thinks your best feature is when you laugh uncontrollably at stupid puns and cheesy pick up lines. He just likes how you look so genuine and fearless. He also really likes when you smile even when he tells jokes wrong.

C- Cuddles: Alex is an amazing big spoon and you absolutely love cuddling with him. He has this macho physique he tries to uphold but he is totally down to cuddling with you and watching a movie. You would spend hours upon hours watching movies and cuddling up regardless of the weather.

D- Dates: He's a retro man and loves to drive up onto a cliff at night and lay out a little picnic for you so you two could watch the stars. of course the man would bring flowers for you and maybe a bottle of champagne or wine. He's a bit old-fashioned in his ways but in good humor.

E- Entertainment: A popular thing that you to tend to do is drive up and down town. Your favorite time to do so is at night when all the city lights are on so you two could gaze at all the busy people. Every now and then you would go to a retro Cafe and possibly share a milkshake or get some ice cream.

F- Family: You to have talked extensively about starting a family. Alex and you have talked about having little pitter-patter of feet around the house. Roughly about 3-4 kids. You've certainly told him that he had to put a ring on your finger in order to do so. He would joke occasionally about marrying you right on the spot but in all honesty he was planning it for the near future.

G- Grumpy: One thing that really upsets Alex is when he wakes up from a PTSD nightmare and stirs you awake. you reassure him that it's nothing and that you were willing to stay up with him and help him. He just feels really bad when he does so because he feels that it's his problem and not yours.

H- Holiday: a holiday with Alex would be a nice day on the beach. You two would playfully splash water at each other. Afterwards he would take you to a really nice dinner. Then the rest of the night in a hotel room drinking.

I- Introduction: You would end up meeting his family before he met yours. It started out with Scott. Alex and you ended up taking Scott Charles Xavier gifted School in order to help him maintain his powers. Eventually he would end up introducing you to his mom and dad. It wasn't a big deal to you to have him meet your parents.

J- Jealous: You would get jealous more often than he would. You admit that he looks very good in his army uniform and a lot of women notice it. You would cling to his arm and scowl at any girl that tried to look at him. He would laugh it off but understood why you felt like that.

K- Kisses: For a man that's been through a lot he surely knows how to make you laugh. He would come up behind you and kiss your neck then attack your face with kisses. This was usually followed by extreme tickling and hugging. You absolutely love kissing his forehead whenever he sleeps. He's usually very calm then and you adore it.

L- Love: You said I love you first. It wasn't out of jealousy or anger it was just the time and moment. He wasn't shocked at all because he felt the same. This was followed by playful fighting and kissing and eventually further on something else.

M- Make up: Whenever you two would get into a fight Alex would leave the house in a huff. You would walk around the house waiting for him to return. He's a very stubborn man and you are very stubborn person yourself. It would take a lot of time for you to to resolve your issues but after talking through it, it buffs.

N- Night In: He wouldn't tell us anyone ppon the street but he secretly loves musical movies. You two would spend hours watching Grease or Footloose or even Sweeney Todd. The funny thing is sometimes you to a dance to the music and try to recreate the dance moves.

O- Obsessed: He's not really obsessed more so due to his PTSD. He has a lot of trouble maintaining relationships that he really loves you. You two both consistently work together in order to maintain the relationship.

P- Perfect: He thinks you're the most perfect when you're acting silly. You just look genuinely happy and relaxed with yourself. Alex is a bit philosophical and believes in order to love someone you have to love yourself. You truly inspire him.

Q- Quirks: You think it's absolutely funny that he talks in his sleep. He says the wildest things in his sleep about people. Sometimes every now and then he talks code from when he was in the military. Every now and then you get him to answer a few questions in his sleep and make fun of him in the morning for answering them.He's a bit embarrassed by it but you think it's cute and even created a name for sleep Alex.

R- Restless: He gets Restless quite often and needs constant reassurance that everything is okay. It gets particularly bad after he's had a nightmare he tends not to cooperate throughout the day. He really appreciates how patient you are with his PTSD.

S- Song: Alex: Girls like you - Maroon 5

You: Bleeding Out - Imagine Dragons

T- Trickster: You two really don't prank each other but you do make witty comebacks at each other. It's just filled with stupid jokes and even cheesier pick up lines and he seems to always have a joke or two.

U- Underestimated: Alex was uncertain that you would stay with him because of his mental illness. After about a year or two he finally let you in and begin trusting you.

V- Vicious: You tend to get very passionate about things you believe in. Especially if it's something superhero related or conspiracy theories. You'd spend hours debating on why you love this character of a book to Alex. He would just smile and listen and egg you on if not.

W- Weakness: You get absolutely Head over heels when he takes you on a date on the cliff. Every now and then he makes it super romantic by bringing candles and fancy wine. You thought nothing of it because if it came and normalcy to you but eventually he ended up proposing to you in that way. You couldn't of been happier

X- Xtra Insert: when Alex had his hair long you would braid it consistently. he would let you braid it just so you could relax and it was basically a couples bonding moment that he really liked. He loves when you play with his hair.

Y-Yearning: He tends to miss you more often because he loves your companionship. You bring a light to his life and he really enjoys it. He literally feels like he's missing something whenever you're not around.

Z- You Choose: One year for your birthday Alex gave you an encyclopedia of all of your favorite superhero biographies. You went absolutely insane and was practically in tears. He thought it was hilarious as you continuously would thank him. It ended up with you showing all of the superheroes that you love and reciting the biographies. Another priceless couples bonding moment.

[chrysolina]

Fallen for you

Ask - @m-a-t-91 Hi could u do a STEVE Rogers x reader something where he’s super flirty with her always complementing her and hinting he likes her etc she doesn’t think anything about it etc she finally realizes it and they end up together please 💖

Summary - A memoir the three times Steve tried to show or tell you how he felt and the one time he succeeded. 

Word count - 3.7k (yikes I got carried away)

Warnings - Fluff - so much fluff, lovesick post! IW Steve, kisses and drunken assholes mentioned

M A S T E R L I S T

Steve wasn’t too sure on a lot of things post-defreezing; he just didn't understand modern-day anythings. From technology to people to society in general, things had changed so drastically on most days he felt swamped and totally unable to anything but nod or sit in silence - that was until the accords came around and he knew things hadn’t changed completely in the 70 years he spent as an icicle.

The whole political debate over possibly uncontrollable powers weren’t the only things that hadn’t entirely changed with time; moral stands, the difference between actually good and bad people and love. No matter how hard he tried to deny it whilst he gazed at you during de-briefings or meetings, Steve knew he was head over heels in love with you and he wanted you to know it too.

After the avengers agreed to some of the accords rulings and regrouped, Nick made a personal call and asked you to become the new PA of the Avengers - to which you agreed unanimously. In under a few months of your structured supervision, the whole facility was running like clockwork and the avengers were organised to a relaxing perfection. 

Steve, however, was far from relaxed; in the one year you had been working alongside him you had taken his heart hostage, along with his dreams, thoughts and actions, all by simple looks and heartstabbingly glorious smiles.

His heart and mind could only take so much tormenting and after many sleepless nights spent thinking about you in general, Steve decided to ask his brother of a best friend Bucky for advice. Bucky only looked at him pointedly and told him straight - “you need to be more direct and show her just how much you love her” and Steve did; he practised in the mirror, on the battlefield and even when talking to new recruits and finally, he got it.

Four times Steve had tried to tell you and show you just how badly he had fallen for you, four times; none of which were remotely successful.

The first time he tried was one keen autumnal morning, he had just come back from a long run out along the lake with Bucky and was aching to have a warm shower and to relax a bit. Instead, when he arrived in the main living area of the compound, he felt his heart flutter in a different kind of warmth - a warmth he could only recognise as love. 

There you were standing over rolls of wrapping paper and various different sized boxes, your hair pulled into a beautifully messy bun on the top of your head as you slaved over the wrapping. With just one look at you, all he wanted to was to pull you away from your calculating stare and kiss you until you’d focus on him - or maybe you could bend down to focus on the tent of a -

“Hey Steve, you alright there?” Your voice broke Steve out of his trance and made him writhe in embarrassment. “Looking a bit dazed there Capsicle, you alright?” Ah yes, Tony had to give him that little push back into reality as he whizzed around with balloons and streamers in hand.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah I’m fine Tony.” Steve rolled his eyes and turned to look around at the soon-to-be Wanda’s birthday venue, the shiny golds and whites took him back to the memories of the glitzy glamorous roaring 20’s. When you looked back at Steve, something was bugging you about him; he seemed so distant and so dazed as of late and it made you pray to the gods he was alright because hey, you couldn’t have your favourite Captain unwell could you?

Leaving the presents to one side, you padded over to Steve and tapped his shoulder lightly. In a matter of seconds you and Steve were face to face - given your height difference - and you pressed the back your hand to his forehead to feel for a fever or temperature. 

“God Steve,” You gasped at the heat radiating off his forehead. “You’re burning up.” You stated and took to looking him deep in the eyes, hoping the feeling you had caught for the super-soldier radiated through. 

Yes whether you’d admit it to yourself it was true, you had fallen head over heels for Steve and everything he stood for but he didn’t need to know that, you believed since he has the best pick of women lining up outside his front door - so why would he need you?

With Bucky gone up to his floor to shower and Tony in some distant room somewhere, Steve knew it was now or never; the timing couldn’t be more perfect. Just the two of you alone and you easily within his arms reach, this was it. Until Tony burst back in with another box of Great Gatsby themed streamers and bunting. 

“Go have a cool bath Steve, you’re boiling to the touch.” You said gently and tapped his stubbled chin with your fingers before walking back to the ‘wrapping station’, Steve’s heart hammering like a bass drum at the gentle touch.

“Yeah, cold bath. Got it.” He mumbled to himself and trudged back to the elevator.

The second time Steve tried, he was in the middle of a workout - unsurprisingly. He was busy throwing killer punches to the poor punching bag that hung limp from the ceiling, his punches sounding more like canonfire as soon as you stepped through the glass doors of the gym. To Steve’s demise, he didn’t even notice you walking in or the sound of the door shutting and you throwing your gym bag down on the benches central of the gym.

If he was being truthful with himself, it was you who had got him so riled up punching the living be-jesus out of the punching bag; you didn’t do anything to him at all, you were just being you - god help - and Steve’s mind went tyrant when he fell asleep late that afternoon. 

Trust a man with the constant libido of a horny teenager to conjure up some sort of obscene dream in thirty minutes, the dream really made Steve’s skin crawl in disgust and slight delight; he relished in the fact that it was so filthy and so unhinged it got him hard in seconds but there again, the dream was about you. You were purer than this and Steve knew that, so he took to punching the shit out of his dream - via a punching bag.

“Hey easy there Macho-man,” You laughed once you saw the seams of bag begin to tear at the brutal force of Steve’s throws, you laugh catching Steve completely off-guard and made him miss the bag and face plant into it. “We can’t afford that many bags y’know.” You laughed harder at his shocked expression.

“Uh - Y/N - Hey..W-what are you doing down here?” God he had to keep it cool; don’t think about the dream, don’t think about the dream - fuck, he did. As best as he could, Steve tried to re-tie the tape around his hands and hide the growing erection in his joggers, the sight of your breast peeking out of your sports bra sent him into overdrive.

“Oh well y’know, the usual.” You shrugged and got to work setting up your music so you could run with ease; ah yes, the usual evening jog you’d partake in after a long and stressful day with the avengers - your favourite time of the day, so you told Steve.

As tempting as watching you ass bounce up and down as you jogged would be, Steve had more pressing issues to deal with and took to throwing more and more punches at the beaten punching bag in a fit to get rid of his arousal.

“You look a bit stirred there Steve, are you okay?” Your voice cut through the dull silence that hung heavily around the two and made Steve stop momentarily, only to resume shortly after.

“Apart from the usual nightmares, I’m peachy” BANG! Another skull-splitting punch thrown.

“Mm yeah peachy, like I’ll believe you there.” You scoffed jokingly and rummaged through your gym bag for your water bottle and headphones, your eyes happening to roll back at the constant banging of the punches.

“Like you were peachy earlier…” Steve Grumbled as he untied his hands and swept his long fingers through his longer darker blonde locks, an act that made you ache at its seductiveness.

You scoffed again at his comment “Alright look I was stressed alright? And everything was on-top of me and I’ve always gotta be-”

“Hey,” Steve cut you off all of a sudden. “You had every right to be as stressed as you are, no excuses needed. I understand completely.” His smile of appreciation caught you off-guard and starkly contrasted the violent punches he’d been swinging a second ago. And similarly, your smile and embarrassed blush that dusted your cheeks caught him off-guard too.

 “Thank you Steve, it's hard to find someone in this building who understands me like that so I really appreciate you saying that.” And like that he was back to punching the living life out of the punching bag. 

“What I don’t understand though is how someone as talented and as beautiful as yourself is still single?” He knew that would provoke a reaction out of you and it sure did, by the sound of your hitched breath and stilled movements Steve knew there was no going back now.

“I mean you’ve got the brains, the looks, everything and I just wonder how…” Steve pinched himself for allowing his shy and scrawny self come through of all times, he knew he was already ten foot under and he didn’t need his charmingless antics to get in the way of something great; not now, not ever.

“No I get asked that from time to time but I always say the same thing,” You said as you looked to the super-soldier, a knowing yet adoring smile gracing your kissable lips. 

“And what’d you tell them?” Steve inquired. 

“I just haven’t met the right partner who can see my full potential, beyond my looks that is.” You smiled at Steve again and walked off to the treadmills, earplugs already plugged in and music ready to get you pumping.

‘Maybe not today…’ Steve thought dumbfoundedly and took to walking away and to the showers, your smile like a ghost in his eyes for the rest of that night.

The third time Steve tried to tell you how he felt was at one of Stark’s parties, one that celebrated the engagement of the Sam Wilson and his fiancee Veronica. 

Regardless of its purpose though, it was still the same kind of bash that Stark would throw back in the old avengers tower in Manhattan - it was big, noisy and generally not what Steve wanted to be participating in right about now, even with the Mead Thor had brought from Asgardian reserves pumping through his veins. 

It wasn’t until around halfway through the night that Steve decided that enough was enough and chose to ponder his love-sick emotions in the cool freshness of the balcony air, considering how entranced he was after seeing you in that beautiful deep red low cut dress, flashing that gorgeous smile of yours to the world made Steve realise he really, really wanted to be by your side right now.

‘Maybe we’re just not to be.’ he thought to himself with a sigh as he watched the inky black sky for any sign of inspiration or motivation to go back inside and purposelessly watch you over a glass of whatever he fancied - but nothing came to him, much to his displeasure. 

Perhaps divine motivation wasn’t needed after all since once he turned around to look back inside, he came face to face with your lightly done face - of which didn’t look so good right about now. Like he always did whilst you were around, Steve straightened up immediately and let out the breath he didn’t know he was holding in but watched with worry as you turned to look back inside and then back to him - or, his dinner shoes; more accurately. 

“Steve, I really need your help,” Well, there were better things Steve was thinking you’d say there and then. 

“What’s the matter doll?” On impulse, Steve gently held your upper arms and made you look up at him, his deep blue pools and soft touch enticed you to tell him what was going on. 

“T-there’s a guy inside, he keeps on touching me and wanting me to drink the drinks he buys and wanting me to dance with him but I ke-kept saying no and I was getting scared,” You spoke in a hurried and laboured breath and watched Steve’s face turn from a face of shock to pure fury - rightly so, the mere thought of another man touching you unwantedly made Steve’s blood boil. “I told him I’m going to the toilet and I did but I couldn’t find anyone to help me - everyone’s to ratted to notice anything - and I saw you out here and-and-and I..”By this point, the scared and vulnerable tears that you had kept locked inside were on the edge of spilling out after your confession to Steve. 

Instead of crying in his arms, you face planted into Steve’s chest out of vulnerability and allowed him to wind his arms around your torso and hold you close - maybe it was the Mead in his bloodstream or the possessive streak within but something within Steve told him to find this ass of a man and make a lesson of him, fists and all; but at the sight of you, quivering in his arms made him put his priorities in order and you came out on top, you always came out on top. 

“Hey Y/N! I’ve been looking for you everywhere babycakes!” Steve didn’t need you to clarify who the man who had just stumbled out onto the balcony was, just by the sudden tenseness of your frame Steve understood - he was the jerk who had been harassing you all night. 

“Oh, hey Captain!” Oh, so he did notice him after all - damn right, Steve thought with a deadly scowl. “Can I just,” He stumbled forward with an outstretched arm.”take my girl back? We were having fun see.” The drunken fool slurred out as if Steve didn’t know what fun was nut Steve was about have his own kind of fun with him in a minute.

“Your girl huh?” Steve growled at the fool with a dark feral glare that he’d mastered during his time as a fugitive. “Yeah, I don’t think so pal.” Steve smiled a mocking smile at the unwanted pest and tightened his warm hold on you, your grip on his deep blue shirt tightening at the welcomed sensation. “She’s off-limits, now back off.”

“No, no, no,” The man blubbered like a brainless fish. “We were having fun in there, weren’t we Y/N?” The man went to touch your shoulder but soon found his hand thrown back at him by Steve, his glare and acceptance tightening on the blonde by the minute. For a fleeting moment, the drunken man turned away from Steve to pinch the bridge of his nose and take a few deep breaths to calm his anger, giving Steve enough time to conjure up a plan. 

“Y/N/N, do you trust me?” Steve picked your chin up and looked you deep in the eye, his stare made you wide eyed with shock as to what he was asking.

 “Yes why?” You mumbled quietly and watched Steve’s eyes flicker back to the unwanted guest and back to you, a small smile pulling at the strings of his lips at the feeling of your stare. 

“Look Captain, me and Y/N were having - oh,” Before he could lay another hand on you once he turned around, he was met with a very interesting sight that gave him a clear ‘back the fuck off’ message. In the split second he had turned around, Steve grabbed your face with his soft yet calloused hands and crashed his lips against yours in a passionate kiss that could make any other kiss jealous. Steve didn’t even bother looking back at the drunken spectator but instead shut his eyes to the nuisance and continued to move his lips against yours in a blind act of passion. 

“I- I think I’ll leave you two to it then.” He spoke and suddenly ran away in a drunken stumble that could’ve made you both belt out in laughter if you had saw it but neither of you did, you were enjoying something much better with the man of your dreams. 

Pulling away tantalisingly slowly, Steve slid his eyes open to look you dead in the eyes and think of something to say quickly. “So, he’s gone?” Steve nodded to where the guy once stood and to the open balcony door he had departed from, your eyes following the same trail happily. 

“Yeah, finally.” You sighed with a smile and tucked away the loose hairs that had come out of your do as you kissed, your lips still tingling at the touch. 

“Well it’s getting late,” Steve couldn’t bear the awkward short silence between you two and decided it for right him to leave now. 

“I should probably get going, goodnight Y/N.” Steve signed off with a peck to your right cheek and wandered back into the party and to the elevator, hands clenched tight in his trouser pockets as his mind repeated that extraordinary kiss behind his eyes over and over, for the rest of that night. 

Steve knew that the following morning would be awkward, extremely awkward between the two of you and he soon enough, he knew he’d have to fess up to what actually made him want to kiss you there and then. Sure he was angry, jealous and slightly tipsy but there again, he didn’t have to kiss you, did he?

Before his mind could go into overdrive as he sat at the kitchen island, FRIDAY’s voice ran out around him and made him straighten up in shock. “Sorry to disturb you Captain Rogers but Miss Y/L/N has requested your presence.” The AI’s voice ran out in the silent kitchen and made Steve sigh with a heavy heart, did he really want to see you so soon after last night?  

“That’s alright FRIDAY; where and when would she like to see me?” Steve grumbled as he rubbed his hands up and down his face in exhaustion. 

“At your quickest convenience, sir.” FRIDAY spoke matter-of-factly. “And she’s in her room, shall I tell her you’re on your way up?” Steve thought for what felt like forever and wondered if he should go to your room. 

“Yes, tell her I’m on my way. Thank you FRIDAY.” Steve thanked the AI and peeled himself off the bar-stool and sloped off to the elevator, the thoughts of what could be waiting for him once he got there; would you be mad at him? Would you ask why he kissed you? Most probably. Would you be happy if he declared his feelings to you? Debatable. Would you ever reciprocate those feelings? Most probably not, Steve wondered once he stepped onto your floor and knocked on your bedroom door, his hand turning white by how tight he was clenching it.

As quick as the door opened and Steve could look at you, you crashed your lips onto his in a fiery hot kiss that could melt any Vibranium - metaphorically. It was as if you had basically pounced into his arms and told him just how you felt, words could neither describe how you nor Steve felt at that moment, with his arms wrapping around your body and your hands teasing the hairs on his cheeks and nape of his neck - it all fell into place, finally. 

Pulling away just the same way Steve did, you cupped Steve’s cheeks with your small soft hands and looked him dead in the eyes, your eyes radiating love straight back into Steve’s own - if he could have any sight on repeat forever, it would this right before him; you looking at him like he put the stars in your skies - wait, what? 

“Why didn’t you tell me sooner?” You sighed with an adoring smile and pecked Steve’s increasingly swollen lips quickly. Steve only looked down at you as if you had grown another head, when did he ever say to you he loved you?

“Come again?” Steve questioned with raised brows. 

“Your kiss last night, it told me everything I needed to know.” Your smile never ceased to dazzle Steve - even when he didn’t understand what you meant entirely. Instead of questioning much further, he allowed you to do the talking and let him figure out the bits and pieces on his own. 

“Steve, don’t act like that kiss was for convenience sake.” You tutted at the super-soldier with a smile and took his hands into your own, a smile grew on your lips at the touch of his slightly sweaty palms - a telltale sign he was nervous. 

“I felt it, I felt you right through it.” You squeezed and shook his hands slightly for effect, the shake pulling Steve out of his derriere. “And I love you too.” Steve didn’t need to know anything else there and then, you had said the words he desperately needed to hear and for once, he threw caution to the wind and gave in; to you, to his desires, to everything. 

Not even a second after you had finished your little speech, Steve had picked you up into his arms and pressed you tight against the wall beside you, his lips meeting yours in a passionate embrace that could go on for hours and hours. Although your kiss only lasted at max a minute, Steve didn’t hesitate to carry you back into your room, throw you down onto your partly made bed and stand over you with a hunger that you’d never seen in those beautiful eyes before. 

Whilst still maintaining lustful eye-contact with you, Steve called out to FRIDAY and smirked at you devilishly before he gave his request, his voice now a deep timbre that made you weak to the knees. 

“FRIDAY, make sure nobody disturbs me and Miss Y/L/N for a while, we have some ‘business to attend to.” 

Tags - @coffeebooksandfandom @tacohead13 @patzammit @youreahandsomedevil @multireality

[lildevyl]

Quick Update/Sneak Peak

Oh my ghoul!  I think all those prompts you all sent me has helped me break that Writer’s Block!  At least temparerly!  I still have a couple left to go and I will get to them.  All I ask is please be patient with me.  Finals are in three weeks and I have a ton of papers to write.  But on a good note I did get some time to sit down and write a bit.

I don’t know what this will turn into in the future but here’s a little sneak peak at a future project of mine.  I think I might call it The Adventures of Jackieboy Man.  I might turn it into a series or a multi chapter fic.  Not sure yet on which or how to start or where to begin or where to go.  I’m rambling, aren’t I?  Sorry.  Feel free to skip that part.  Anyway.

Here’s a sneak peak at my up coming project.

(Subject of title to change in the near future or could stay the same)

Guest Staring:  @septic-dr-schneep, Doctor Rila Septic.  @egopocalypse, River Bayou, reporter for the Septic Eye.  @isa-ghost.  Isabella Ghost.  CSI and partner of Jackieboy Man.  @markiplier, Silver Shepard.  Jackieboy Man’s trusted Iplier Ego Ally.

A/N:  Just to let you know.  This is before Marvin got his name.  So Marvin the Magnificent will be going by Magik.  Still working on a name for “Evil Marvin” that might make his way around later on in the story-line.

The Adventures of Jackieboy Man

"We interrupt this program to bring you a Special Report"

"This is River Bayou coming to you live.  Hell Night has certainly lived up to its name tonight!  I'm standing in front of Willow Gardens Medical Center, that has been set ablaze by the Local Environmental Activist Terror Group.   One of the top Researches, Doctor Taylor Adler, has not only been stealing money from his employees.  But thanks to Jackieboy Man, the man has also been found guilty of illegal experiments as well.

The Activists didn't see the prison sentence as punishment enough.  As a result the building behind me is burning to the ground.  Luckily, no one was in the build -"

"Aaaaahhhhh!   Hhhheeeeelllllllpppp!  Help!  Help!!"

River and Cameraman Jim turned their horrified glazes to the Medical Center. There trapped on the fifth floor, screaming for help was one of River's good friends, Dr. Rilia Septic!

"Oh, my god!!!   Rilia!!!"   River gasped covering her mouth.

"Let me help!"  Magik begged seeing Jackie bolting to the door.

"Not a chance Mag!"  Jackie shook his head furiously.  "You're just a baby Ego and your still learning to control you magic!"

"But -"

"No buts Magik!  This is too dangerous!  End of discussion!"  Jackie left no room for argument as he headed out the door.

All Magik could do as he heard the roar of Jackie's motorbike was watch in horror and pray that his big brother and the doctor made it out alive.

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(Willow Gardens Medical Center)

Jackie met Isa on the rooftop of the closest building, with no time to test out the newest suit and equipment.  Jackie took a leap of faith, by quickly changing into the new flame proof suit and grabbed the grappling hook.  Jackie fired it to the Medical Center and zipped line to it, breaking in a window as he did so.  He was on the fourth floor in the fire escape.  Wasting no time, Jackie ran up the stairs a fast as could to the fifth floor.  Fallen boards and debris blocked the door, Jackie made quick work of unblocking the door and scurried in.

"Jackieboy Man!  Rilia breathed a sigh of relief!  She was saved!  She was going to get outta -

C C R R E E A A K K C C R R A A A C C K K

Jackie pushed Rilia outta the way and caught the flaming beam and held it with his shoulder.

"Get outta here!!!"

Rilia didn't need to be told twice!  Scrambling to the fire exit, Rilia got outta there as fast as her legs would carry her.  Coughing as she exited and was quickly hurried to the awaiting paramedics.

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Meanwhile, Back at the Septic House

(Septic House)

Marvin watched the news with baited breath.  He knew Jackie told him to stay behind and wait for him.  But this -

He couldn't stay behind!  He has to help Jackie somehow!?  Gathering all his magic supplies, potions and salves, Magik held his home made smoke bombs in his hand and concentrated where Jackie was.  Magik still needed help with long distance teleporting.  Focusing his magic and concentrating on the location.  Magik threw the smoke bombs on the floor.

POOF!

Magic was gone in a puff of smoke.

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(Alleyway)

Magik reappeared in a near by Alleyway, huffing and panting.  It still took a lot out of him when he does the long distance teleportations.  Magik took a moment to catch his breath, he couldn't take too long.  Jackie needed him!

Concentrating once more, Magik focused on the location where Jackie was.

POOF!

Magik disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

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(Rooftop)

Magik reappeared on the rooftop that Jackie was on moments ago.  Silently cursing to himself.  Magik closed his eyes and concentrated once more.  'C'mon Magik!  Jackie needs you!  Focus on Jackie!  Jackie!  We need to get to Jackie!'

Poof!!!!

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(Willow Medical Center)

Jackie was coughing and hacking up a lung, but he didn't know if it was the smoke from the fire or the green smoke that just appeared.  Wait?  Green smoke?

"I did it!  I actually did it!  I made it!"  A stunned Magik exclaimed excitingly.

"I thought I told you to stay home!"

"Yell at me when I get us outta here!"

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(Roadside, Ambulance)

Rilia looked around for Jackieboy Man, as she being examined.  She thought he was right behind her.

"Chief!!  Jackieboy's still in there!"  Rilia cried.

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Jackieboy Man reappeared near the ambulance in a cloud of green smoke with what everyone could only assume was his sidekick that could do magic.

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Betrayal

Click.  Click.

The sound of a gun from behind him made Jackieboy tensed and freeze right then and there.  "So," Jackie dared to breathe.  "You're the informant, then?" Disbelief colored Jackie's voice.

He remembered what the Chief told him.  How much the Chief praised his fellow officer.  How she lived for the job and became a cop to help protect this city and her family.  How close she was for the next promotion.  How she was one of the best on the force to help Jackieboy out.  Especially, with this kind of a case. They were cracking down hard on the Mob Boss, Shadows.  And Jackieboy wasn't about to turn down any help he could get.

"Why?  Why would you -"  Jackieboy slowly turned around to face the officer.  At least he would an explanation before he got shot.  But he falter when he saw that it wasn't Officer Daniella standing behind him at gun point it was  .   .  .

"I'm sorry Jackson!"

"Isabella!  Why?!"  Jackie queried.  He couldn't believe it!  This - this was some kind of mistake!

"I - I have n-no choice in the matter."  Isa stammered.  He only called her Isabella when he was in a high stress level.  Or in a situation like this, that he thought that Anti had somehow regained control of her.

"What happened Isabella?  Just tell me!  We can fix this!  You don't have to do this!"  Jackie insisted.  Was she being controlled.  Had Anti found a way to regain control of a wayward puppet?  Was she being blackmailed?  Was her family in danger?

Isa's hand holding the gun shook.  Her eyes held unshed tears.  Either she was fighting whatever control Anti had on her and he was getting through to her.  Or, her family was danger.  And if that was the case, Jackie had to act and think fast! Silver was listening in, on the nano wire that Isa invented many moons ago. Now, Jackie was glad that he listened to her instead of being the all macho super hero.

"I - I don't have a ch-choice Jackson!  He - he's got them!  He's got my friends - my brothers!  They're dead if I don't   .   .   ."  Isa's hand was shaking so badly that Jackie didn't know if she did manage to shoot.  Whether or not it would hit him.

"Isabella!  It's okay!  Where are they?  Silver could -"

"NO!"  Isa shouted desperately.  "No!  He can't help!  I - I m-made it so that h-he can't!" Jackie just stood there racking his brain on what Isa could have done so that Silver couldn't help.  "I - I d-slipped something into h-his drink.  If h-he goes near there or g-goes anywhere near Anti.  Then he - then he'll   .   .  ."  Isa swallowed and took a deep breath.  "He'll become a puppet as well!"

"Where are they Isa?  I've got friends that could help.  They can get to them in time."  Jackie tried to reason taking a chance to take a step forward.  "My brothers could help.  The Community could help."  Taking another small step forward.  He was really taking a chance here but Isa was with him from the very beginning!  "Sean could help!  So could Mark!"

Isa slowly started to lower the gun, but kept it pointing at Jackie.  "Bunker.  Axel Creek.  U.S.  He's got them there.  If I don't keep you from stopping that deal that's about to go down.    Anti.  He’ll.  He'll kill 'em"

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Hope you guys, girls, demons, ghouls and fiends enjoy that little sneak peak.  I don’t know what’s going to come of this.  But I’ll just keep writing as ideas come to me.  And don’t worry.  I will get those other prompts as well.

[moolovesyou]

Together | Eddie Kaspbrak x Reader

 A/N: I am e x p a n d i n g to all the characters I might do one for bill next. who knows

Plot: You’re Stanley’s fraternal twin, and even though he is older than you by just a couple of minutes, you still have to watch over him like a hawk. Or so you parents make you. And with that, you have grown very accustomed to the Loser’s Club. But Eddie always gets embarrassed around you, and only Bill and Richie know.

Genre: i feel like I’m using this wrong but screw it ehwiuaig- fluff.

Word Count: 1,575 words

POV: Third-Person

TW: s w e a r i n g.  offensive comments from the bronies bowers’s gang

“There is a church full of Jews. And Stan has to take this super Jew-y test.” Eddie explains, as him and Richie and Stan exit their last class of the year. Y/N and Stan were still in their shared class, due to their bitchy teacher.

“But h-how does it w-work?” Bill asked, slightly confused.

“They slice the tip of his dick off.” Eddie waved his hands in the air.

“But then you’ll have nothing left!” Richie complained.

“It is true.” Eddie shrugged, as they passed by Stan and your’s class. The two of you were finally let out of your classes, spotting the three.

“Wait!” You yelled.

“You guys!” Stan called after them too. You two caught up with them.

“Hey guys.” You, being the polite twin out of the pair, greeted the boys. Richie and Bill smiling in response, and Eddie turning red and muttering a small ‘Hello.’

“Hey, Stan, what happens at the bar Mitzvah anyways?” Richie put his arm around Stan and you, making Eddie turn a different shade of red; but from anger.

“Ed suh-says you slice the tip of the d-d-d-dick off.” Billy uttered, causing you to giggle and Stan to look at the boys with a ‘Really?’ face.

“Yeah! Rabbi’s gonna pull down your pants and yell: ‘Where’s the beef?’!” Richie joked, causing some of you guys to chuckle slightly.

Stanley sighed in annoyance. “AT the Bar Mitzvah, I read from the Torah and then I make a speech. And suddenly, I-I become a man.” His voice cracked.

 Richie snorted and pushed up his glasses. “There’s more funner ways to become a man.” 

“Don’t you mean, ‘More fun ways.’?” You corrected him.

“Shit.” Richie muttered, as the four of you walked by the Bowers’s gang. Patrick stared at you with a creepy smile, making you slightly uncomfortable. Eddie saw this and walked over next to you, standing in front of your view.

 You smiled at him. “Thanks.” You uttered, Eddie only nodding and blushing slightly. Richie saw this and nudged him, winking at him. Eddie smacked him in the shoulder, visibly annoyed.

 “Do you think they’ll sign my yearbook?” He grinned. “‘Dear Richie, sorry taking a hot, steaming dump in your backpack last month. Have a good summer!’“ He quoted. Greta angrily stormed past you, bumping shoulders harshly.

“Fucking bitch...” You muttered, Eddie nodding to what you said. “Wait, did he really do that?” Your expression contorted into disgust. Richie just nodded.

The four of you finally exited the school doors, swimming through the ocean of students. Currently, you all were dumping your school supplies away.

“Guys, you’re wasting what you could use next year. And maybe some of those textbooks could be useful.” You warned them, Stan and Richie already dropping theirs in the garbage. 

 Eddie stopped from throwing his away, slinging his bag back on. “Yeah-Yes, she’s right.” He agreed, smiling at you as if he was praising you.

“Oh shut it, Eds. You’re only saying that becaus-” Richie started, but was cut off by Bill scolding him and Eddie’s panicked state. Stan and you just looked confused.

“So, what do you guys want to do tomorrow?” Eddie questioned.

“Start my training.” Richie responded.

“What training?” You asked, slightly confused in what this kid could be ‘training’ for.

“Street fighter.” He responded, smirking proudly.

“Is that how you want to spend your summer? Inside of an arcade?” Eddie looked at him weirdly.

Richie sighed. “Beats spending it inside your mother, oh!” He held up his hand to Stan for a high five, Stan just shaking his head and putting it down. You patted Eddie’s shoulder, assuring him Richie is just being Richie. He smiled, blushing INTENSELY because of the contact.

You really seem to make Eddie blush a lot.

“What if we go to the quarry?” Stan piped in, you agreeing with him. It wasn’t so bad, it was summer either way.

“Guys, w-we have to go to the b-b-barrens.” Bill reminded them, making some uncomfortable tension fall upon them. It’s been like that ever since Georgie disappeared. 

“You’re right..” You agreed. Georgie was a nice kid, so you had some hope a long with Bill to find him. But Stan always tried to convince you that he was gone and you’re only giving false hope to Bill.

“Betty Ripsom’s mom...” Stan pointed, making you put his hand down since he wasn’t supposed to point at random people. He just shrugged.

“Does she really expect to see her coming out of the school?” Eddie looked at the poor mother with sorrowful eyes.

“I don’t know...” You muttered in response.

Richie scoffed. “As if Betty Ripsom’s been hiding in Home EC for the last few weeks.”

“Do you think they’ll find her?” You looked at the boys, searching their faces for any sign of hope. At least some one else had to believe she was out there.

“Sure,” Richie adjusted his glasses. “In a ditch, all decomposed covered in worms and maggots. Smelling like Eddie’s mom’s underwear.” Stan rolled his eyes at Richie.

“Shut up! Gross...” Eddie muttered.

“S-She’s not dead,” Bill corrected him. “She’s m-m-missing.” I nodded along.

“Sorry Bill, she’s missing.” He started walking forwards, you and the others following. “You know, the barrens aren’t that bad. Who doesn’t like splashing around in shitty water.”

 Patrick walked up behind you four, grabbing you buy the hips and lifting you up. “Hey, toots!” You yelped at the sudden contact, squirming in his grip.

“Let me go.” You muttered, not really helping the situation.

“Let her go, cock-stetter!” Eddie complained, stepping up for you. Then Belch came along, burping in his face, causing Eddie to gag and step back. 

“We’ll take her, thank you!” Patrick walked with you still in his grip, behind Henry and Belch. 

“You s-s-suck, Bowers!” Billy yelled after him, he wasn’t going to ACTUALLY let them take you.

“Yeah!” Eddie agreed. Richie snorted again slightly at Eddie’s attempt to seem macho.

“Did you s-s-s-say something?” Henry mocked. “B-B-Billy?” He smirked.

“Ride’s over, Denbrough.” Henry licked his hand, rubbing it on Bill’s face. “For you and your faggot friends.” He walked off, ordering Patrick to let you go.

“Here’s the, desperate slut.” Patrick harshly dropped you in front of them, your back hitting the dirt with a loud ‘Thud’. “Keep her while you can.” He snickered.

“I wish they’d go missing...” Richie spoke, glaring at the gang getting in their ride. Stan asked multiple times if you were alright.

Eddie grabbed your arm, pulling you up. “He’s probably the one doing it.”

You thanked him. “Are you hurt?” Eddie questioned.

“Kind of, when Patrick dropped me I landed on some sharp rocks.” You shrugged, flinching at the stinging pain in your back. Stanley complained how you didn’t respond to him, but to Eddie you did. Bill explained to Stan about it, and before he could protest; Richie put his hand over his mouth.

“Dr. K can help you!” Richie butted in. “He’s a great doctor, and can be a great husband too.” He raised his eyebrows, winking.

“We’ll t-t-take your b-bike!” Bill joined in, smiling. 

“But I need it to ride to his house?” You tilted your head.

“You can walk with me, it isn’t too far!” Eddie caught along, smiling eagerly. You shrugged and agreed, completely oblivious. 

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“Okay, I need you to sneak in through my window. Alright?” Eddie nodded.

“Just so you know, I’m not a parkour master.” You spoke, as you walked over to his window. “And it doesn’t help when I have cuts in my back..”

“I’ll put down something you can climb up with!” He whisper-yelled, as he started walking into his house. 

 It took a while, until his window opened and out popped a wild Eddie. He dropped down a rope, making you look at him suspiciously.

“Why do you just have a rope lying around?”

“Just forget it and climb up here, please?” He answered. You nodded and got a grip of the rope, climbing up quickly. At the top, Eddie held out his hand.

“Why thank you, Sir Eds.” You grinned, as you held onto his hand tightly, climbing in. He chuckled.

“I’ll be right back with the supplies.” You nodded. You decided to pull up the back of your shirt, since that was where the scratches and cuts were. 

“Al-RIGHTY!” His voice cracked. That concerned you, so you looked back. His face completely red. You rolled your eyes.

“Come on, Eds. It hurts.” You hissed in pain. He nodded, walking closer. 

“It might hurt a bit, and if it does just hold my hand.” He held out his hand, making you instantly hold it. “I haven’t even started..”

“I know.” You responded, you blushing now too. 

Every so often, you flinched and tightened your grip on his hand. But at the end you felt better. You pulled your shirt down. 

“Thanks.” You mumbled.

“No problem!” Eddie smiled confidently. The both of you stared at each other for a while, not noticing how the two of you were also slightly leaning in. You only noticed when your faces were a couple centimeters away.

“Ah- we should go.” You giggled.

“Yeah, they-uh- need us.” He scratched the back of his head, chuckling too. 

 You climbed out of his window, waiting outside his porch. He walked out, the same grin still on his face. He grabbed onto your hand, the both of you marching towards the barrens.

Together.

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that felt long. i hated it. but I loved the idea of it. and i feel like this isn’t original.

[airlock]

I’ve been seeing some fun and interesting speculation about who else could be echo fighters in the new Smash and decided to get completely nerd sniped- I mean, try my hand at something challenging: coming up with the entire echo roster

commas indicate “or”; I’m not tryna to flood this with echoes, aside from the 60-odd I’m suggesting-

1e (Mario) - Metal Mario, Paper Mario

2e (Donkey Kong) - Funky Kong, Cranky Kong

3e (Link) - Dark Link, Ghirahim, Mikau

[Dark Samus already in]

5e (Yoshi) - Woolly Yoshi, TTYD Yoshi, Boshi (beating Geno to the SMRPG rep, hilariously)

6e (Kirby) - also Kirby but different copy powers? eh, someone who actually goes there would probably have an idea

7e (Fox) - Krystal

8e (Pikachu) - Raichu, Alolan Raichu (100% wishful thinking on my part but I a m b e g g i n g y o u)... or Eevee I guess but ugh

9e (Luigi) - Mr. L, Waluigi (AH GO ASSIST YOURSELF, BAH, WALLELUJAH)

10e (Ness) - Ninten

11e (Captain Falcon) - Blood Hawk, Black Shadow (I think those are their names at least?)

12e (Jigglypuff) - Clefairy, Marill, Togepi, Cosmog, why so many pokémon good sphere

[Daisy already in]

14e (Bowser) - Wart? Cackletta? I dunno, I have a lingering feeling I’m sleeping on a really good idea here

15e (Ice Climbers) - it’s very early for this but I have to admit I’m rightfully stumped

16e (Sheik) - Impa

17e (Zelda) - what was the name of that purple zelda from A Link Between Worlds? might as well be that one, since we’re doing that Zelda

18e (Doctor Mario) - my memory’s real hazy on whether there’s genuinely been a Doctor Luigi or a Nurse Peach but if there’s been any of those then sure why not. or maybe Dr. Crygor? there’s a weird indirect line from Dr. Mario to WarioWare anyway...

19e (Pichu) - Pachirisu, Emolga, Dedenne, Riolu, Magby... look, I know I’m not throwing out any winners here, but it’s not as if Pichu is one-

20e (Falco) - Slippy, Peppy, General Pepper

[Lucina already in]

22e (Young Link) - Skull Kid I guess?

23e (Ganondorf) - Zant, Darunia, I guess Ghirahim could also go here

24e (Mewtwo) - Zoroark, Poipole, Mew

[Chrom already in]

26e (Mr. Game & Watch) - someone who’s really old think of something

27e (Meta Knight) - Bandana Waddle Dee I guess

[Dark Pit already in]

29e (Zero Suit Samus) - ... Zero Suit Dark Samus? har

30e (Wario) - I’m completely out of my mind here but hear me out: Mona

31e (Snake) - Raiden, Naked Snake, Venom Snake would be the obvious answers, but... it could honestly be any of the other billion gunslingers in the series? Liquid Snake, Revolver Ocelot, EVA, you name it really

32e (Ike) - Black Knight, Hector

33~35e (Pokémon Trainer) - Rival (note all the following echoes having a type advantage on their original!)

33e (Squirtle) - Treecko, Snivy, Chespin, Rowlet

34e (Ivysaur) - Quilava, Torracat

35e (Charizard) - Swampert, Feraligatr, Samurott, Empoleon

36e (Diddy Kong) - Dixie Kong

37e (Lucas) - I think he had a similar-looking brother with some tragic shit going on I guess? that or Kumatora, ignoring that she’s on his final smash now

38e (Sonic) - Shadow, or any of the other billion characters with roughly the same body shape as Sonic in the entire franchise

39e (King Dedede) - I have a vague feeling that there’s at least one boss that would work there but again, I don’t go there

40e (Olimar) - eh, I guess Alph kinda counts already

41e (Lucario) - Lycanroc, Blaziken, Lopunny

42e (R.O.B.) - something that actually sold whatsoever-

43e (Toon Link) - his grandma

44e (Wolf) - if any of his cronies actually stick to the minds of people who go there it can be that one I guess

45e (Villager) - hmmmmm, I don’t go there and I don’t have the foggiest, least of all with Isabelle confirmed as semi-clone instead of echo

46e (Mega Man) - Roll

47e (Wii Fit Trainer) - Wii UnFit Trainer! training you to become more sedentary!

48e (Rosalina & Luma) - I have a feeling that you can hilariously adapt their mechanics to something completely different in the mario verse but I’m drawing a blank as to what exactly that’d be

49e (Little Mac) - Glass Joe, Super Macho Man, Mr. Sandman, pretty much any of the Punch-Out!! fighters who aren’t giga-heavyweights (and even some who are) could work really

50e (Greninja) - Sceptile (again more wishful thinking than much anything but P L E A  S E)

51~53e (Mii Fighters) - mii fighters but EVIL

54e (Palutena) - Viridi, Medusa

55e (Pac-Man) - Ms. Pac-Man

56e (Robin) - Celica

57e (Shulk) - please god let it be anything other than people from the new xenoblade

58e (Bowser Jr.) - besides all the koopalings, well... the fortress turtle? I dunno, I’m getting that same feeling I had with Bowser

59e (Duck Hunt) - banjo-kazooie of course-

60e (Ryu) - Ken

61e (Cloud) - someone who goes there can mentally fill in their favourite other FF protag I guess

62e (Corrin) - corn but on the cob-

63e (Bayonetta) - I go there even less than I’ve ever gone to any of the other franchises that I don’t go to here, I have a perfect 0 idea

64e (Inkling) - Octoling

65e (Ridley) - first thought is Meta Ridley but he’s already in as an alt costume, hmmmmmmmm

[Richter already in]

67e (King K. Rool) - could be a boss from one of the more recent DKCs but my memory’s foggy on those, hmmmm... or maybe KAOS somehow?

68e (Isabelle) - see Villager, although I guess she has a brother or something at least?

watch some part or another of this become hilarious by the time of the next smash news I guess

[tuckerenthusiast]

characterizations that make me cringe:

super woobie tweek who literally cant function without craig

flamboyantly gay boy kyle

SUPER WOOBIE KYLE

on the opposite spectrum, macho jock stan the M A N

kenny “i’ve slept with 90% of south park and that’s all i do” mccormick

bebe “i only exist to be a slut and get in the way of your mlm ships” stevens

wendy “i only exist to be a bitch and get in the way of your mlm ships” testaburger

chain smoker craig. id accept him smoking like w/e but i mean a cig never leaves the boy’s mouth craig

abusive craig

just a lot of stuff in Ye Olde FF.net

[hawkofflight]

20 for Regan?

20 for Regan! “did you just make that sound?”

Thank you!!————————————-

Rick never really admitted the attraction to himself. He kept it relatively concealed, only really an issue when the damned man was actually around him- it wasn’t something he was proud of, or really wanted to expand on. He couldn’t have Negan. He didn’t want Negan…even if Rick could have him. Rick knew that the other man liked to toy around with him. He liked to get his attention by at first, roughly grabbing his shoulder, pulling him- but now, now he’d figured out how to assert his dominance. Assert it to everyone. “Hey Alexandria! What a beautiful mornin’- hope you got my shit, or else, well… we all remember the last time that happened, eh?” And he’d say it all with an arm around Rick’s waist, pulling him close, sometimes patting his cheek, lingering hands. He made sure it was of course in front of everyone. Every single person needed to know that he fucking OWNED Rick fucking Grimes. He got more and more touchy, and that’s where Rick’s hard lines began to blur. It didn’t put him in crisis, more often than not he’d just get damn blushy, biting his lip and keeping his eyes cast downwards. Perfect, though Negan did like seeing those eyes, hell yeah he did. They always looked so tense, except when he was with his kids, his fucking girlfriend- she was all fine and dandy, super hot samurai chick, really everything that Rick wasn’t, besides the hot part. If Negan thought about it seriously, yeah, Rick was sexy, attractive, downright cute when he was scared into submission, but not hot. Pretty, pouty, a real southern doll.

But for Rick, he didn’t want to get into thinking about the way he felt when the older man played with his hair, teasingly. When he pulled Rick by his waist, grabbed his hips, touched his face, and once kissed his forehead after a particularly good haul that Alexandria had provided. He’d spoken quietly, near threateningly- “good boy, you know how to make me happy, don’t you?” Rick had nearly lost it then, right about to melt into the touch and just eat up all the affection, but he held back.

Today it was unexpected, Rick was exhausted, busy- touch starved because Michonne was away at hilltop currently. He had Judith with him all day, and of course as much as he’d love to be a stay at home dad, he just couldn’t. There were things to do, people to care for. So if it were a damn normal world, ‘bring your daughter to work day’ Is what he’d classified it until Olivia came back and took the toddler off of his hands. And then the saviors came, right on time, their damn truck and all, Negan tagging along again with the bat, that stupid fucking bat. Rick didn’t even notice the footsteps inside his fucking house, he was trying to make himself a decent lunch that wasn’t canned turkey, and for once, his attempt was paying off. Boxed kraft. Hell yeah.

“Not gonna come out and even fuckin’ greet me, Rick? I’d expect better of you. Holy fucking shit, is that mac n’ cheese? I want a box, damn. Where’d you get it? That’s already made and I’m sure your little one would like it too. I won’t take her portion.” This man rambles on and on, he just never shut up. Never. At some point, he zoned out, staring over Negan’s shoulder through the window to see what was going on outside. Seemed routine enough. What snapped him out of it was a leather clad hand grabbing his face- Negan’s body was close, too close for comfort. Rick had to hold back again with those pretty blue eyes looking up, directly at the other. He was a good four or five inches shorter, Negan did look more threatening this close. “You there, Rick? Because you know when someone is talking to ya, it’s real fuckin’ rude to ignore them.”After that was said, he immediately nodded, looking down and mumbling a ‘yes’. The next thing happened so fast that he could hardly comprehend what exactly happened, but he heard himself lose it, a full on moan when Negan shoved him against the counter, hair pulled roughly in his fist. A real, obvious moan. “Ho-ly… did you just?” Rick was already pink in the cheeks, and Negan’s booming laugh was not helping. He was just going to be humiliated by this guy. “Rick, doll eyes, look at me, sweets.” The pet names did it and Rick glanced up. “Did you just make that sound? Did Rick fucking Grimes, leader of this town- just moan when Big Bad Scary Negan gave his hair a tug?” Negan did it again, collecting more hair in his fist now, tugging and chuckling when he got the same reaction, a sweet, low moan. “Damn, I wanna hear more of that, I knew you were a pretty boy down under that macho shit, but fuck, that was slutty as hell in summer.” And it was true. Ricks moans when he really let go were loud, breathy and oh so sweet. “I don’t hear you saying no, does that mean I can do this, sweetheart?” The pet names were also a huge weakness of his. ‘This’, was Negan’s hands coming under Rick’s thighs, fucking /lifting/ him onto the kitchen island, his body positioned between his legs, hands tight around his hips. Negan wouldn’t shut up now either. “I’ve always wanted to do that… grab those pretty thighs. So pretty, I wanna see more of em�� but is there much to see? I feel like there isn’t, you know, because of these skin tight fuckin’ jeans. They hug you so nicely, where the hell did you find them?” This praise was getting to the younger of the two, and he was letting Negan take more and more by the minute. He submitted so quickly, it even made Negan a bit surprised. “God almighty.” Rick felt cool, firm hands press under his shirt, and he REALLY couldn’t help but shiver and sigh then, pressing under the fabric. So different than anything he’s had before.

“You’re so responsive, damn. Could just pick you up and take you home, huh? You’d like that, don’t even try to deny it. You’re a real pillow princess if I’ve ever seen one.” The way Negan then gripped his ass made Rick practically whine. If Negan was gonna be this much of a tease… “Just touch me already.” Rick hissed between clenched teeth and a locked jaw, knuckles white with the death grip on the ledge of the counter. “Is that…Rick Grimes asking me to get him off? Well, fuck if I don’t take this opportunity. I wish I could record this but I bet you’d be into that.” Before Rick could even protest the words, his jeans were on the floor, his knees pushed apart, and his face hidden in Negan’s shoulder. He couldn’t really tell what damn Grimes was saying, but he nonetheless enjoyed the little grunts and whines whenever Negan stroked the right way, or pulled his hair, forcing him to look up. “God-fuck… can’ believe m’ lettin’ shit- y'do 'is…” it was all slurred, and he couldn’t always understand the words but it sounded an awful lot like begging. “That’s it, doll. That’s it… good.” And when he felt Rick’s body tense, he knew he was coming from the shudder and the short, loud yelp, followed by heavy panting, gradually slowing down. “Now what do you say to me, babydoll?” Negan was using his hand that was not covered in cum to stroke up and down ricks back, urging the words. “Thank…thank you…” Negan grinned, biting his lip with that smirk that always appeared. “Good boy.”

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[kurtty-drabbles]

Caroline au (the stary herald)

N/A: The plan is in motion.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld @bamfoftheundead

How the X-men deal and organize their missions? Is not as mystical as Excalibur would like to believe, in fact, is all about to the technology named Cerebro which can connect all the mutants, however, only Jean or Psylocke, actually, it was something Professor X exclusively dealt in the past, but, with his premature vacation ("I´ll have to deal with family business, Scott, I trust the X-me to you") leave to new changes in the team.

However, the structured of each mission usually falls to Jean Grey´s organization, but, only for today, Dazzler is giving the orders. And to top all of that, she´s speaking as a member of the Pheonix´s cult, which, does bother Jean for some reason.

"X-men, I've got an important mission that needs our attention" her tone is serious, a huge contrast to her bubbly personality, as her eyes, still remain humans(not white and glowing like usually does when she´s being serious) and Longshot does not speak or let anyone interrupt her. "We´re needed in the city of Brimar now" she concludes and many are soaking this information.

Iceman looks at Rogue mirror her extremely confused expression to a tee. They never heard of such a place. "Is it European" sibilated Iceman to Rogue that only shurgs as everyone is confused as Rogue herself, well, not everyone.

"I know where Brimar is" Logan speaks in his grumpy tone and for once is not picking fights with Scott or trying to impress a bemused Jean Grey, instead, he recites a poem that´s not exactly cheerful. "In the deep, he slumbers waiting to exist. Dazzler, you´re taking us to the Brimar City, the lair of Chutlu" Logan explained and no one is seeing his point and even Scott asked what he´s talking about, which for this rare moment, Logan explain without trying to be super macho for Jean.

"Is a dumb urban legend as Dazzler´s firebird," and Logan ignores the nasty glare Dazzler and Longshot gave to him," however, that place is filled with religious nutcases that will gladly rip your skin off is means please their demented god, so, Alison, why in the hell would we go there?" his claws are ready as Longshot´s gun is too.

Dazzler closes her eyes and counts to ten in her mind, now, she understands what Jean Grey suffers every day (she gain a sympathetic look from the red hair) and speaks " A mutant needs our help. No one is forcing you to come, Logan, if you want to hide, then hide, all I´m saying is there´s a mutant needing our help and we must help...or else..." Dazzler paused dramatically and looks at Scott Summers "The Avengers will be right about us"

And this was more than enough to prompt Scott to agree in helping, Jean as well and Logan has no saying in the matter (now, he tries to impress Jean who has no time for that)

Longshot puts his gun down and whispers to Dazzler. "is that one of your visions...or is the plan?"

"I can only say this is a plan and only that" Dazzler replies and that´s enough for Longshot.

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Kitty Pryde is looking at the void and the void looks back at her, and, that should be a cool metaphor, yet, all Kitty can feel is nothing. No fear. No anger. Just a desire to get this over with.

Cosmo and Jupiter are there as they promised, while, sadly, Jupiter can´t do much ''my patron is a dick'' is the only explanation given. Cosmo looks at the young woman with protective energy in his being.

"Kitty?" his tone is gentle as the young woman gazes to the magical dog in front of her. "Hey, Kiddo, I can´t ask for you to cheer up ´cause I know that´s not a cheerful task to do, however, I can say you´re not powerless as you may think. And...you can do this, Kitty" his tone is gentle as his snout rubs on her kneel prompting Kitty to level to his said cold snout to pet the magical dog.

"I just feel this is unfair. I´d not like this...god, if I can call as such" Kitty explained herself in those lines and no more was said.

"Yes, but, you have something squidboy will never have." Cosmo begins calmly "you have the question and that´s something he will never have"

And Jupiter takes this moment to speak now. "Sure, making questions is good and all, but, let´s try to not a philosophy with squidboy"

"Jupiter is right, we have a plan and you," Cosmo said kindly "can do whatever you want as long is in your mind" is a simple explanation that seems to help her mood.

"So, the plan is getting in, take the stone and not die?" Kitty summarize a very delicate plan in one line, well, the cat and dog nods and this is enough. Jupiter hops on the dog´s back(thankfully, the dog does not mind) and speaks in a low tone to the dog(a magical of them) "When you´ll tell me what´s your plan is?"

"When Eternity sings?"

"What´s that even means?"

And the conversation stops as Kitty opens the void to enter. Squidboy is many, many and many things but he´s not exactly careful with security...but...Jupiter feels that now they´re entering in the dog´s plot and he hates not knowing.

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"Cletus, you've got a mission from our master" a woman wearing a dark robe covering her face entirely, only letting her face being seeing the light for one moment.

Carnage was playing with his new toy. A man who was making too many questions and to top of all had a funny name, this is Carnage´s favourite victim. As the creature rips the now-deceased man´s eyes for fun.

His tendril-like tentacle greets the woman by wrapping and lifting her from the floor. He could kill her any second, but, the woman is not begging for mercy.

"Your new target is the X-men. Our master desires their death, can you fulfil his wish?" and her emotionless voice is enough to make Carnage to let her go, is not fun if his victims don´t fear him.

"X-men? Sure, sure, I think Venom mentioned a thing or two about them" he speaks and them smiles maliciously "before I break his legs and eat it. So, rest assured, our master will have dead X-men in the menu"

The woman says nothing and leaves. Carnages serves no one, but, he sees benefits in offering a hand to Chtulu once and while, sadly, Carnage was never the one to pay attention in his surrounders, especially after he just ''break'' his toys. What a shame indeed, because the room is not as empty as Cletus/Carnage believes. ____________________________________________________________________

A woman with black robes leaves the dungeon-like room and is smiling happily as the fun is just about to begin.

"If anything, I´ll have fun at least, what the cat and dear Kitten are doing now?" the woman´s tone is grave and her smile falter "well, fine, dog, keep your secrets, it does not matter to me" the ''woman'' replied in a somewhat petulant tone.

[bloodstained-porcelain-doll]

Sugar and Spice, ch 6

Summary: Your sugar daddy Richard takes you to another concert, and Rob is truly sick of you now. Word count: 1490 Warnings: OOC!Rob, Asshole!Rob (this is the last asshole chapter, I swear) A/N: Beta’d by @pepperwoodatnight The reader insert link still doesn’t fucking work D: 

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5

Chapter 6: The rage of Rob Benedict

A week had passed since you and Rich confessed your feelings to each other, and during that week you had met several times. But now you were home, having lunch when someone knocked on your door. You grimaced and opened. “Delivery for Y/N,” the man at the door said, holding up a big box. “Sign here please.” You looked confused but signed the paper and closed the door after taking the box. You put it on your table and opened it, then sighed and grinned when you saw a note laying on something silvery.

For my sweetie. Wear this on Friday. The note said, and you shook your head, pulling up the silver and black dress that Rich had seen you look at on your phone.

“That wonderful shit,” you mumbled, but took the note and held it to your chest, smiling happily. Just as you wondered what’s on Friday, your phone rang. “Hey!” you said when you picked up. “Hey sweetie, did you get my package?” Rich asked and you could hear a smile on his voice. “Yes, I told you you didn't have to,” you said and smiled too, the note still clutched tightly. “And I said I wanted to.” “It's beautiful. Thank you. What's on Friday?” “Another concert.” “With Rob?” “Yes. You can decline, but-” “No, it's cool, I'll go.” “I'll be with you all the time this time,” he promised and grinned. “Alright, my brave hero.” “I'll pick you up at eight.” “Okay.” “I love you.” “I love you too.”

The dress fit you perfectly. You spun around a few times in front of the mirror and smiled happily. You wondered what Rob would think, and you wondered what he would have thought if he didn't think you were hot. Or if you were a few years older. Or if you didn't dress up the way you did. You pursed your lips when you thought about him, and shook your head. You'd prove it to him eventually, you'd prove you were worthy of his best friend.

On Friday, you slipped into the dress, got ready and waited for Rich to pick you up. You'd bought yourself a clutch to match the dress, and you truly felt like one of those movie girls, holding it while waiting for your man. He pulled up by your driveway and exited the car, looking you over. You smiled coyly and danced up to him happily.

“Hi sweetie,” he said and grabbed your hips, pulling you close. “Hi baby,” you replied and kissed his lips, letting him taste your cherry lip balm. He smacked his lips and let out a “hm!” when you broke the kiss. You walked around him to get into the passenger seat, and he gave your ass a pat, making you grin to yourself.

“I told Rob not to pull any crap with you tonight,” Rich said on your way into the bar where they were playing. “Oh, did you now?” you teased and cocked an eyebrow at him. “Yeah, he said ‘fine’ angrily.” “Ohhh man he hates me,” you sighed. Richard nodded. “He won't when he realises how great you really are.” “Let’s hope so.” You stroked Rich's palm with the pad of your thumb when he took your hand in his and walked up to the bar desk.

“You liked Irish coffee, right?” he asked and grimaced, trying to remember if that was what you ordered on the first concert he took you to. “I do,” you said with a grin as he ordered for you. “I like a man who'll take the initiative and order for their girlfriend.” “Yeah? You don't think it's rude or… too macho-manly? I know some women who do.” “Well, no. Only if you'd like… take me to a restaurant and order me a salad when I really wanted a steak or something.” “Oh, gosh, I’d never do that!” “Good,” you said and kissed him just as-

“Hey guys! Rich, Y/N,” Rob announced his presence, making your heart sink. You pulled away from Rich and spun around on your stool to look at Rob. To your surprise, he hugged you, a bit too tightly, but you patted his back. Then he hugged Rich, more genuinely of course.

“How are you guys?” he asked and motioned for the bartender to give him the same as Rich was having. He looked at you intently. “Well I’m good,” you said and grinned. “I have a job interview tomorrow,” you lied. “Oh really!” he exclaimed. “Where?” “Local café.” “I wish you all the luck,” he said and bore his icy blue eyes into yours. “Thank you,” you said whole heartedly. The three of you chatted for a while longer before Rob bounced backstage to get ready.

“I think he's coming around,” Rich said and seemed hopeful, but you raised your eyebrows at him. “I don't think so.” Richard shrugged and put his arm around your shoulders. “What matters is what I think of you, and I think you're the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.” You nodded and smiled, agreeing.

After the show - which was fantastic - you and Rich went backstage with the band. The other guys in the band were super nice to you, and you hit it off quite well with them while Rich and Rob were talking a bit away. Some time later, Rich left to use the bathroom, you went to get another drink, and Rob followed you, pushing you into the wall with your face to him.

“What the fuck!?” you burst out. “Get off me!” “I can pay you too, I can pay you more than he does, would you like that?” Rob stared at you with hard eyes. “No! Get away from me, what the fuck is your problem!?” you shouted at him. “Isn't that obvious? You're my problem! I told you to stop and you didn't fucking listen, I told you to-” “IF YOU WOULD PULL YOUR THICK HEAD OUT OF YOUR BUTTHOLE FOR A FEW MINUTES AND LISTEN TO ME, THAT WOULD BE GREAT!” you screamed and shoved him off of you. “Yes, he's my sugar daddy-”

“I knew it!” Rob interrupted you instantly. “Shut up, I'm not done. Yes he's my sugar daddy, yes he pays my rent and buys me pretty clothes, and no there wasn't supposed to be any feelings involved. But shit happened, and he loves m-”

“I KNOW HE FUCKING LOVES YOU! That's why I hate you, because you're going to break his heart! I know your type-” “I'm not a type! You don't know me, because you never gave me a chance! You're a prejudiced asshole who judges everyone because of what one person did! Yeah, he told me about his ex wife. He told me what she did to him, right before he said he loved me, and I said it back because, yeah, I love him. I fucking love him, and I'll never be what she was to him, I will do right by him. And if you'd have given me a chance, you'd have seen that from the start.”

Rob had backed away a step by now and just stared at you with empty eyes. He didn't say a word, but stormed off as soon as Richard came running out to you.

“What the fuck happened?” he demanded, looked after Rob and then back to you, your face flushed and your fists clenched. “Nothing,” you mumbled. “You okay?” Rich stroked your hair and you nodded. “Yeah. But he's not,” you said bitterly. “Never mind him, I'll talk to him later. Come on, let's go home. To my place.” You nodded again and let Rich kiss your temple before walking ahead of him to the car.

It was an unusually quiet and therefore awkward car ride. You figured Rich was a bit torn at the moment, between his best friend and his girlfriend. When you reached his house, he poured you both some wine and sat down on the couch. You remained standing awkwardly a bit away, fidgeting with your glass.

“I'm sorry,” you mumbled. “You don't have to… ah, I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't have gone off on him like that, but on the other hand… he shouldn't treat you like that, I don't know what happened exactly and I don't need to. I'm just… not gonna keep you two in the same building,” he said and grinned sheepishly. You chuckled bitterly and set your glass down. “That's not a long-term solution,” you said and straddled him, kissing him softly. “Hmm…” he kissed back before pulling away. “But what should I do then?” “I don't know. Treat everything like normal and maybe he'll get it eventually. We'll see.” “We'll see? That's your solution?” he asked with a smile and raised his eyebrows. “I can take him on,” you said and mimicked a boxer, to which Richard laughed. “Oh, sweetie…”

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