#SUNDAY IS BATMAN??
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(Spoilers for Honkai Star Rail Penacony quest ahead) TLDR - This is a story of how I accidentally ended up linking Sunday and Batman. Let me explain.
So I love whatever Hoyo cooks with their music, because they tend to pull from a wide array of sources and references - particularly with Star Rail, where with each planet/space station/ship, we get something vastly different. Cut to the part of concern with Sunday and his boss form, the references are overtly from classical music. Part 1 of Sunday's boss music is named Symphony No. 8 'A Thousand Suns'. The title is a not so subtle reference to Mahler's Symphony No.8 dubbed as the Symphony of a Thousand. I'm not getting much into how themes of Mahler 8 represent Sunday because that's not too relevant here. It does make perfect sense for his boss theme to however, reference it in name and basic structure. Now, I would have left it at that and carried on with my life until I heard this motif in the beginning of this BUCK-TICK song called Babel
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Which is identical to this organ motif on the OST
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Now considering Hoyo composers' tendencies to make overt references to existing music and rock/metal music's general track record of referencing classical music, I assumed the phrase comes from an existing piece. However, my knowledge of repertoire is not that vast, so I took to reddit. And very shockingly and amusingly enough I was pointed to...The Batman theme with that phrase appearing here
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which begs the question and normally one would dismiss it as a coincidence but WHAT DOES SUNDAY HAVE TO DO WITH BATMAN??? Is this cause Robin cause that would simultaneously be the smartest and dumbest thing at the same time
For what it's worth, this might be foreshadowing to Sunday's fate post Penacony, but this has affected my pattern recognizing brain in ways I can't even describe because I went in looking for a neatly aligning classical reference and all I have ended up on is...the Batman theme. Of course, one can come up with parallels and stuff, such as this person who helped me find it on reddit
But all this just leaves me more puzzled from where I initially started. I would appreciate more musings though, if you happen to stumble upon this post
PS: I kind of see a vision of linking Goethe's Faust which is referenced by Mahler 8 to both Sunday and Batman, but it's too much of stretch within the context of something that is at best a coincidence
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Shades of Cool
NEGLECTFUL!PLATONIC!YAN!batfam x GN!reader
synopsis : growing up with a shit mom and constant step-dads and mom's boyfriends, your view on life has grown pretty bleak. you just want to die, since it doesn't seem to get better than this. things can't get any worse, can they?
wsp guys. it's been pretty long, huh?... OK IM SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IT QUICKLY. here, damn đ. anyways, i hope yall enjoy n im glad u guys liked the first chapter. lets just hope this one lives up to yalls expectations đ. follow me and repost this if u want a chapter three. also I NEED SOMEONE TO EDUCATE ME ABOUT SUNDAY FROM HSR BC I WANNA WRITE FICS ABOUT HIM SO BAD SO PLS SOMEONE EDUCATE ME N ALSO IF U KNOW LOVE AND DEEP SPACE??? PLS HIT ME UP AND EXPLAIN THIS LORE BC I WANNA WRITE YANDERE FICS FOR THEM SO BAD
âWhy are balls called balls when testicles sounds hella fancier?â
At your friendâs bizarre question, the face of your other friend, Zarian, twinges in disgust. âJayelene⌠why do you feel the need to put that out there?â
You huff in amusement, focusing on your pizza before what Jaylene says ruins your entire mood.
âIâm just saying! Testicles just seems more appropriateâ¤the type of fancy shit drake and his family would say.â
Tim Drake WayneâŚ
Dinner with him and his freak-a-zoid family was like trying to make it past no-manâs land without any help to shield you from the straight up chilling vibes they gave off with their constant comments about bat facts. Bats. The atmosphere during the entire time you spent there was dreadful and quite literally heavy since Tim's youngest little brother wanted to sneak stares at you as if you wouldnât notice his bug-looking eyes creeping into your soul.
Rich people really are weird, huh?
The Wayne family is nothing like how you expected them to be. Theyâre supposed to be cold, mysterious, and irresistibly enchanting, but all you��ve got are creepy vibes and a strong urge to stay away from them as much as possible. From the way Mr. Wayne made that weird comment about your father in the limo to how forcibly happy Richard or âDickâ was with you, youâve come to an understanding that rich people are complete lunatics.
The Wayne family is full of a bunch of lunatics.
And youâre not afraid to voice that.
âThere you go again,â Jaylene sighs when she notices the irritated expression on your face. âItâs never that serious, [Name]. You just hate everyone.â
âNo, you don't get it! They were creepy as hell! Like⌠Like bats in dark caves coming at you all at once. They talk funny, they look funnyâ¤they act funny! What normal man name drops your motherâs name after knowing each other for about thirty minutes?â
Zarian huffs in amusement. âThatâs the creepy part. How does Mr. Wayne know your name?â
âI dont know.â You run your fingers through your hair and lean back against the booth seat. âI don't want anything to do with them. Billionaire or not, how the hell does he know my motherâs name.â
It was perhaps towards the end of your stay at the Wayneâs manor for dinner, and you knew you had to go home, so you had largely hinted at leaving to Drake. Everything had gotten wrapped up, but when you were just about to leave, Mr. Wayne had told you, âmake sure to tell [M/n] I said hi.â
You could only stare at him in shock as your body carried along, because how does a man as famous and wealthy as bruce wayne know your motherâ¤your mother? Heâs the chief executive officer of Wayne Enterprises yet mentions your mother?
That moment alone is enough to wave every red flag in your brain that screams at you, telling you something is up with these shady people. The only question is what? What can a billionaire possibly want from you? Out of everything the world has to offer, the most influential billionaire in America wants to target some meager high school kid?
What do these people want from you? Is it a rich people thing to play around with those below you? Well, you guess it probably is. Like, is Mr. Wayne gonna pop out with his soulless eyes and say, âyouâre my long lost child?â or something?
You still donât know why youâre being a goat stuffed before slaughtering. These people want something from you, but you? Youâve got nothing to offer that they could want. Why the hell do they even bother? If there's one thing you really hate, itâs being left in the dark like this. Not knowing is terrifying. It's dangerous. Not knowing means not being prepared, and if youâre not prepared, you wonât make it out. Damn it, you shouldâve booked it the moment Mr. Wayne mentioned your father in the limo. Movies and shows always display rich people as eccentric and psychopathic weirdos, and now youâre finally believing it.
Damn it.
Youâre in danger. Okay.
Maybe thatâs an exaggeration. But maybe itâs not.
Youâve watched enough true crime and have enough intuition and trust in your gut to know when something is wrong.
Itâs not adding up.
Youâre not dumb. You see all the warnings there, but what if you're exaggerating. What if this is just the nature of the Waynes, and you think youâre special enough to be noticed by them? Mr. Wayne is a damn billionaire! Heâs got the money to do whatever he wants, so itâs only natural for him to do a background check on everybody that interacts with his sons, right?
Itâs all in your head⌠Itâs all in your head.
Sighing, you stare at the plate of food in front of you, appetite long gone. Still, you grab a fork and continue to eat as Zarian and Jaylene scream back and forth next to you. Drake, who had accompanied the three of you to the diner after practice, has left, thankfully. He left as soon as his food arrived while talking about some family emergency, and honestly, youâre pretty damn grateful for that.
Ever since dinner at his house, heâs surrounded you like a pillow smothering you, and you canât do anything about it. Heâs a billionaireâs son, for fuckâs sake.
It doesnât take long for you and your friends to finish up, and you all part ways at the door of the diner before you clutch the straps of your backpack and walk around the city endlessly. This is a habit for you nowâ¤a way to put off going home as much as possible ever since you found out your motherâs boyfriend doesnât come home until one or two in the morning.
That balding, ugly, sleazy piece of shit.
Heâs as gross as every other man your motherâs brought home under the terribly veiled illusion that heâll provide her a good life and treat her right. No matter how many times you try to tell that blind bitc⌠No. It's wrong. Itâs not your motherâs fault.
But it sometimes feels like that, though.
Most motherâs destroy their own lives for their children, yet yours cannot even think about leaving the man that beats her child on a daily. Those types of mothers leave their spouses the second they see something wrong, while your mother treats those finger-print bruises around your neck like a necklace instead of abuse.
Youâve given up on her. You gave up on her back when you were eleven years old locked in a room with her boyfriend, and she didnât listen. Or when you were twelve. Or thirteen. Or fourteen. Or fifteen. Or sixteen. Or seventeen. And now eighteen.
And each day feels like a repetition of the same. Wake up, go to school, practice, walk around, go home, get beat, and sleep like none of it all happens. Itâs a routine you despise with every fiber of your beingâ¤makes you wanna jump over Gotham City Bridge before thinking about returning home because who would want to? Who wants this average life?
A life where youâre not happy enough, not sad enough. Not good enough, not bad enough. Not energized enough, not tired enough. You feel like a survivor of a plane crash floating on a raft at the center of the endless ocean with no way out. Everything just seems so vast, wide, and unreachable. How can you find the shore on a simple raft? How can you find a way out of inescapable misery if itâs not by drowning?
Youâve been waiting to find the shore, but itâs been a whole eighteen years since youâve found yourself floating along the ocean.
That whole âitâll get betterâ shit is a tragic lie.
Whatever.
It doesnât matterâ¤not anymore, at least. Youâre going to get far away from this place and never look back. Never have to relieve this wretched city. Never have to be confined by chains again. Youâve only a few months left before youâre free.
Until then, youâll have to be patient and go home because the sun has fully disappeared.
Nothing but satellites twinkle in the disgustingly polluted sky of Gotham City, and the streets have come to a staggering halt as you stroll about the sidewalks, trying to find the longest path to get home. One in the morning is always the perfect time in Gotham because itâs too late and too early to be outside, so itâs generally safe for a walk.
Of course, the universe likes to prove you wrong at every point.
The sound of a thud followed by a pained groan behind you has your legs locked and ready to run with your brain screaming alerts, but you take a deep breath and turn around. How bad can it get, anyways? The sight before you surprised you nonetheless. Itâs⌠Nightwing, a Bludhaven hero, here in Gotham, just randomly popping up behind you?
With clear bleeding cuts and sprouting bruises across his body.
In the random alley you just happen to be in?
No. Youâre looking into it too much.
His eyes lock onto and they make you freeze right then and there like heâs cast some spell upon you. But thatâs for a cold, brief second before youâre hooking your thumbs under the straps of your backpacks and turning around hot on your heels, refusing to spare him a single second.Â
You even hear him murmur a strained, âwait,â but you don't care.Â
Itâs rude, mean, cruel, and itâs also none of your business. All you simply do is walk ahead to your approaching doom with an pit of unease and bitter understanding of your helplessness in your stomach. You can already feel the soon-to-be new bruises blooming along your back.
Youâre not a good person.
But, really, who is?
Smoking really does skill.
But now you know why people do it.
Each drag is more out of necessity than it is a choice ever since youâve met your friendâs plug at the dumb age of sixteen, but it's a way to dull the harsh truth of reality. The world just fades into nothing but muted and mixed colors like the loud city underneath your balcony it blurs into a faint hum the longer you stare at the spiral puffs of smoke that disappear into the air.Â
Everythingâs bitterâ¤the joint and you.
Really bitter at the blood semi-dried on your face and the dull ache along your back.
Youâve got about an hour and a half until you have to head out to school, so what other way is there to spend it than smoking away your brain? The jointâs a temporary escape, but it helps you stall whatever new feeling of despair youâll feel for the day. Until youâre interrupted by your phone buzzingâ¤the sound still a dull hum in your ears
â... Hello?â
â[Name]!â
Zarianâs voice?
âWhere the hell are you? Hurry up and get to school or else youâre gonna get in trouble for not helping to set up the club fair, and coach will be on our ass! And don't forget to bring money for the tickets!â
Coach?... Club fair?... Club fair! Holy shit!
Your eyes shoot open, and you frantically scramble up, tossing the joint over the balcony railing before hectically staggering through the living room like a drunk man. Damn it, how could you be so clueless and forget such an important event? Especially one you need money for! Damn itâ¤damnit! What do you do?
⌠Mom! Sheâs got a box of money somewhere in her closet, right? Youâve seen it before! It's just twenty dollars, and she wont notice. Okay⌠Okay. Youâre quick to get ready. You wash away all the blood thatâs dried on your face, brush your teeth, and change into baggy jeans and a clean shirt before storming into your motherâs bedroom and rummaging through her things.Â
Sheâs off at work. Her bastard boyfriend doesn't come home until late at night, which means heâs probably already taken money for the day. Okay. That's fine. They won't notice.
But you can't find anything! What the hell? Where is that fucking box? You couldâve sworn it was there on the top shelf last night, but as you swipe your hands across everything on the shelf, you canât find it. All of a sudden, something made of wood hits the top of your head and falls to the ground with a crack. You hiss, palm moving to cover where you got hit, but your eyes land on the box that now has money strewn all across the floor and a broken⌠false bottom?
What the fuck.
You pull away at the rest of the false bottom to only be met with countless photos of you as a child with your mother. Momâs shit boyfriend had all the family photos taken down for some weird reason, so theyâve been here this entire time? All of these photos are full of you throughout every stage of your life, but some have different people in them as well. Their faces are either scratched out or theyâre ripped out of the photo entirely.
From what you can gather, the figures are a man and what seems to be a teenage boy. The absurdity and even slight creepiness of the scratched out faces has you laughing, yet even with your now dulled senses, your eyes land on a photo you failed to notice earlier. Maybe youâre hallucinating. There must be something wrong with your brain. Or your eyes. The universe must be playing with you because is that a photo of you and a teenage-looking dick grayson?
Your eyes widen because it looks just like the strange man you had the unfortunate opportunity of having a conversation with during dinner with the Waynes. Itâs him! More importantly, why the hell is he holding a âthree year oldâ youâs hand? You probably should be screaming. Yelling. Maybe panicking? But all you can do is shuffle through the rest of the box before your fingers graze against something metal that has your heart jumping.
Itâs a small camera.
With a bat engraved on its side.
Ears ringing so loudly in your head you can't even think, you wipe your teary and red eyes hastily before grabbing a twenty dollar bill, putting everything except for the photo and camera in the box, set it back on the closet shelf, and hastily grab your backpack before making way to school.
The second you reach the damned place, you seek out your now three friends and drop into a seat with a heavy thud, sighing and meeting Tim's eyes with a burning gaze.
âYou mean to tell me [Name] found the camera? And you decided to tell me after school?â
Time Drake Wayne sighs and runs his fingers through his black hair, shrugging apathetically while scrolling through every photo in his phone that heâs taken of you during the club fair. His brother, Richard, is pacing throughout his room anxiously as he rambles off about their latest fuckup.Â
âLook, Bruce doesn't let any slip ups happen,â Tim murmurs in exasperation. âHe wouldn't let this happen because [Name]âs mom and him talked this morning. Relax, he probably knows.â
It's not a lot, but itâs enough to calm Richard down. The man takes a deep breath but finds himself sitting down next to Tim, trying to get a good look at the pictures. âHow mad was [Name]?â
âHigh, for starters, but clearly pissed off. Very observant, too.â
âDonât tell anyone else. Not until Bruce gives us the okay.â
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Since the rise of social medias platforms like YouTube and TikToks, there has been a rise of videos posted to the internet of the batfamily calling Nightwing a dick.
#- Bruce at Sunday dinner#Everybody else: âŚit is an accurate description#dick grayson#batfam#Batman#Nightwing
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Happy Fatherâs Day to all the dads out there who deserve it including my own - love you DaddyđŤśđŤś
Part 9 master-post
#happy Fatherâs Day#on a real note - my dad is my best friend#and I hope he enjoys this Sunday#I wonât see him sadly bc Iâm going to be away but ether way#I hope he enjoys it#and every other dad who deserves a nice Fatherâs Day#Batman#Bruce Wayne#dick Grayson#I love how Steph is just here#Damian Wayne#Tim Drake#Duke Thomas#cassandra cain#stephine brown#batfam#batfamily#Batman Twitter Au
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smaller art dump!!
#edward nashton#the riddler#the batman#the batman 2022#eli sunday#there will be blood#alex jones#barry milland#dano riddler#paul dano#danocel#fanart
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DANONATION ENJOYâźď¸âźď¸âźď¸
#danonation#edward nashton#paul dano#swiss army man#the batman 2022#the extra man#multifandom#the girl next door#klitz the girl next door#eli sunday#there will be blood#prisoners 2013#the riddler#okja#jay okja#calvin weir fields#little miss sunshine#dwayne hoover#danocel#i love paul dano#paul dano fanart#loius ives#animation#ruby sparks#the batman#dano riddler#the riddler fanart#fanart#fan animation#silly
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paul dano characters as sanrio characters
personally assigned by me :D
barry milland:
hummingmint
pierre bezukhov:
tuxedo sam
louis ives:
my sweet piano
tim klitz:
keroppi
percy dolarhyde:
pokopon diary
eli sunday:
wish me mell
dwayne hoover:
pompompurin
joby taylor:
badtz-maru
calvin weir-fields:
dear daniel
edward nashton:
corocorokuririn
#paul dano#danonation#danocel#barry milland#alex winterman jones#prisoners 2013#pierre bezukhov#louis ives#tim klitz#timothy klitz#klitz#klitz the girl next door#percy dolarhyde#eli sunday#twbb#there will be blood#dwayne hoover#dwayne hoover little miss sunshine#little miss sunshine#joby taylor#calvin weir fields#ruby sparks#edward nashton#the riddler#dano riddler#batman 2022#the riddler 2022
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I feel like in Gotham thereâs crime rumor mills just based on who from the batfam is on patrol and their family drama bc it greatly impacts the violence level the melee criminals will receive đđ
Joker Goon #1: hey we still on for the shipment tonight?
Joker Goon #2: we delayed it. Red Hood just had a fight with his dad
Joker Goon #1: ah.
Bank Teller: hey man for your own safety you might want to get out of here early
Robber: I am literally holding a gun to your head?? wdym
Bank Teller: Nightwing is PISSED tonight
Robber: what- oh. heâs rampaging isnât he
#Damien gets put off patrol for two weeks. you know when he comes back itâll be with a vengeance#the criminals genuinely base their schedules off of âare the gothem vigilantes in a bloodthirsty mood todayâ#experience has taught them to be cautious when family dinner doesnât go so well last Sunday#batman#jason todd#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#robin#nightwing#red hood#batman and robin#tim drake#damien wayne#if red hood is seen pacing back and forth ranting to himself angrily they know itâs a work at home night
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my offer to youâŚoual sketchdumpâŚ
#Officer . its this guy its this one#my art#fanart#art#paul dano#dano#danonation#do ppl still use this one#danocel#LOL#eli sunday#the riddler#the batman#ed nashton#eddie nashton#edward nashton#twbb#calvin weir fields#ruby sparks
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these are so bad happy halloween everyone
#art block âšď¸#edward nashton#percy dolarhyde#eli sunday#batman#cowboys and aliens#there will be blood#twbb#the batman 2022#the batman#paul dano#danonation#mine
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Iâve been hovering on the edge of the Batman fandom since late 2020/early 2021, but itâs only in the last year that Iâve really fallen into it. As a British Millennial one thing that occasionally bugs me is the attitude towards Dickâs name. Primarily in fan fiction, but also occasionally in discourse.
I make a note of British as this definitely one of those cultural differences between UK and USAâŚ
Dick is a normal name/nickname! Yes, it has gone out of fashion in the last couple of decades (influence of Americanisation?) but it is still around.
I remember two people with the name Dick growing up. Not my generation, admittedly. One was my parentsâ age and one was my grandparentsâ age. But the older one was a close family friend who we would see all the time. (I do think there was a Dick in first school with me, but I might be misremembering so Iâm not technically counting it).
I was also an avid reader as a kid and read a lot of popular British childrenâs books. Off the top of my head the characters I can remember with the name Dick? Dick Bettany (Chalet School), Dick Callum (Arthur Ransome Books) and Dick (Famous Five). Iâm sure there was more. Needless to say this name was still relatively normalised for British kids in the 90s-00s even if it was going out of fashion as an actual name.
I feel like it is a very recent (hello, American internet) thing that the name has become so improper/awkward. Not helped by modern filtering which will recognise it as only a âbadâ word.
Anyway, to bring this to a point - in fan fiction it always seems to be âParents didnât speak English/didnât know what it meantâ, which is a reason but always feels way overused as a excuse (and where does the idea that his parentsâ donât speak English come from? Have I just missed this in the comics somewhere?).
There are many other reasons for Dick to have the name he does without it getting put down to a âlanguage barrierâ: Why not just that they were in a more culturally diverse community and the British nickname was acceptable (especially as much of Europe tends to lean more to British English than American English)? Why not be because a relative/friend also was called that and he was called after them? That his parents liked a book/media character with that name? That âDickieâ as a young childâs nickname is cute but that his parents assumed he would grow out of it as he grew up - but he never did because they died and thatâs what they called him? Just that this is what his parents called him and it doesnât need excuses?
Also Alfred? Would recognise it as a potentially awkward name for modern times but he isnât going to find anything wrong with it as a name or have problems with using it (other than the politeness of using a nickname vs full first name). With his age & background he probably has known plenty of people in his life that have used it.
In short: let Dick have his name (without that undertone of him apologising for his parents not understanding).
#dc comics#dick grayson#too early on a Sunday morning for this#batman#names#childrenâs book#chalet school#nightwing#thought about this too much#sorry if Iâve missed something in the comics#British vs American#showing my age
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I think Paul Dano is one of the sluttiest men out there. Like damn man screaming, crying,whimpering, begging, whining in almost all your films? Slut. And I love him for that
#paul dano#danonation#dano riddler#eli sunday#dwayne hoover#there will be blood#the batman#little miss sunshine#12 years a slave#ruby sparks#Brian Wilcox#fast food nation#timothy klitz#the girl next door#slutty men#iâm okay i promise
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Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake âÂ
Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake â
The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an âefficient�� sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isnât even aware that sheâs competing with a whole ass child đ heâs sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes âfucking amateur I could do betterâ)Â
Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim âTen hours of uninterrupted sleep?? Thatâs so inefficient not to mention fucking stupidâ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks itâs fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours đ he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping âfor no reason when he could be doing something productiveâÂ
And he still does this as a bat but itâs just easier to tell if he didnât take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and heâs just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc timâs saying shit like âThis guys a fucking moron, I couldâve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesnât he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?â and âyouâre like all hysterical and for what 𤨠âyou blew up 83% of Bristol waahâ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? Itâs only rich mfs that live there, itâs just a matter of them opening their fucking walletsâ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with âwell if youâre gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeahâ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him
Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and heâll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc âIâve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on manâ and Timâs confused bc âI slept next to you this morning wdym??â and thatâs how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open
But one of the worst things about Timâs âtime efficient sleep scheduleâ nonsense is that it fucking works heâs one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or heâs been replaced but heâs just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason
#Tim drake being unhinged even in his sleep and taking sleepwalking to the next level by doing reports/solving cases in his sleep#A bat hearing incoherent mumbling but no oneâs nearby: đ heâs in the walls đ¨ heâs in the goddamn walls#No one knows how or why heâs in that particular spot in the wall bc thereâs isnât a secret entrance/crawl space there#Tim also has a wall of energy drinks Bruce regularly tries to lecture him aboot#And Timâs like âyour eldest son has snorted sugar MULTIPLE timesâ#then he gestures at Jason âand that one looks like if he didnât have drug related childhood trauma heâd try to snort protein powderâ#bruce: tim we have to talk about your behavior#Tim: like three of your kids have basked in the blood of their enemies 𤨠I am NOT your biggest issue rn#Dick Grayson being the main reason thereâs an âacceptable levels of forceâ slide with 600+ slides & most are examples of what not to do#Stephanie đ¤đž Damian: being reason Bruce is adding more slides to a PowerPoint from 2 decades ago#Tim drakes idea of straight forward is how everyone else imagines jumping through hoops and fucking struggling to avoid pissing off the fae#Like wdym simple?? This plan has 97 parts and heâs like no thatâs just the first page of plan 1 if itâs sunny#Rogues: I canât catch him off guard wtf do none of these mfs sleep??#Tim ânever let em know your next moveâ Drake whoâs been sleep for the past 45 minutes: đľâđľ#Yj has cuddle piles in the air vents#Everyone with enhanced senses is losing bc âthere are children in the wallsâ#Coffee addict babs calls tim weak when he tells her he cut coffee bc it was fucking with him before continuing to chug hot coffee#Oracle: this is the worst Tuesday ever đ I need more coffee before I deal with an Arkham breakout#Nightwing: but itâs sunday??#Spoiler: Maybe itâs time we switch to decaf love also just out of curiosity when was the last time you slept??#Oracle: you want the fucking location or not?#Dick: I take it back mb#Spoiler: a thousand apologies to our gracious overlord#Oracle: thatâs what I thought#Bruce: youâre benched oracle#Oracle: take that bench and shove it up your ass batman#Steph 100% calls everyone mushy pet names and has since Bruce lectured her about professionalism when she was dating tim#Imagine getting your ass kicked by a sleepingwalking middle schooler#Or worse: imagine having to explain to your insurance company that a sleepwalking child blew up your home#tim drake is a menace
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riddler self insert plus eli sunday can u tell i like eli
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detective comics #582
#yeah.....#the autistic kid instinct to apologize for everything#and the guilt complex to take the responsibility and feel the blame for everything because if you dont then who will?#just.... oh batman we're really in it now.....#c: detective comics | i: 582#crypt's panels#batman#happy sad boy sunday !!!
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hey girl not to pry or anything but ur past seems to haunt you a lot?
edit: comms are open!! :>>
#o geezzzhjagdskjhags#that is the same damned caption i used in my fucking ig post of this#sorry guys i am not creative#dc#dcu#dc universe#dc comics#cassandra cain#david cain#batfamily#batfam#batman#my art >:DD#art#giving this girl situations#batgirl#black bat#orphan#the way this'll be posted much later bc queue suddenly f'ed up and posted smth twice#it was supposed to post on sunday but ah well
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