#STOP ASKING POOKIE

[dearmyloveleys]

every time people in the jianghu point their fingers at wwx and scream DemONNNNNNN HERETIC POWERS, I'm there like: dude did u think wwx wanted to go down this path?? :)))

homeboy just wanted to see the people closest to him safe, drink good alcohol, protect the weak, duel for fun, fly on his sword, catch chicken and fish, train disciples, travel around on night hunts

every time they ask why he doesn't carry his sword anymore, I just wonder how much he is actually hurting on the inside. the fact that he probably would have largely stayed the way he was as a student at cloud recesses if the war never happened also hurts a lot

[tra1nchi]

what if it's a cyborg yan! x human m!reader (bttm)? 🥺🤏🏻

MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader,,yan,,vibrator,,light choking

You were his creator,,he knew it was wrong for these feelings he had for you,,it was a recent update he has received,,you wanted him to have more broader emotions rather then the basics

Love was what his system called it,,and he felt it tenfold for you,,he didn't realise how bad it started to get truly!! He would start to ignore all other researchers and only cling to you,,no one else but his creator gets to touch him!!

He would start to beg for more of your attention,, more of you,,he would climb into your bed after you like a needy cat,,his cold metal attached to you despite you complaining about how hard and cold was!!

It wasn't until his nightly visits started to turn lewder that you finally understood your mistake,,

Waking up to the sound of soft buzzing was normal in the research lab you loved in,,what wasn't was that you felt the vibrations on the tip of your cock!!

"There you are my love, thought you'd never wake up!" His voice was cheerful as his fingers buzzed,,playfully rubbing the tip of your cock,,he must have been at it for a while from how wet it was

"You've been ignoring me all day..I need my master you know?" He whines out,,continously talking even as your back starts to arch while he slides his fingers down to underside of your dick!!

Leaning up further against you,,his finger now moved to your nipple,,pressing down on it as his buzzing got even more powerful!! "You're my master..if anyone else touched you..my systems can't imagine what I'd do." He sighs,,his other hand moving to your neck lightly wrapping around it in a protective manner

All your coworkers could hear after that were your pleasured moans and cries,,he would never allow you to hide them,,

Now you just need to work out how to delete it from his systems.. quickly

[httpiastri]

paul’s lil giggles in karl’s story! pookie

YOUR HONOR I LOVE HIM

[gingermintpepper]

I saw it in your tag game post that you're also fond of the Apollo-Heracles conflict 👀 for a myth that appears in only a couple of sources, it sure has a lot of presence in the vase paintings (no seriously, everytime I think I've seen the last of it, I find ten more)

SO do you have any favorites among the paintings that represent this story??

OMG OMG THIS ASK IS A GIFT. IT IS A GIFT THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR LETTING ME TALK ABOUT THIS

I also think it's extremely interesting that it's a story so popularly portrayed by vase paintings and in such a variety of ways!! It's certainly one of the stories that gets left out of written compilation of Heracles' legend a bit (which is a shame, I think it's a fantastic story) but Apollo had a very peculiar relationship with Heracles in general that I just kind of find amazing (and very, very funny).

Apollo is not a god with any legitimate grudge against Heracles, but he does argue with the mortal a bit like he argues with his favourite brothers 😂Part of why I love the story of Apollo and Heracles fighting over the tripod so much is that it is such a little brother thing for Heracles to be upset with the proclamation his elder brother has given him and so, he throws a great fit, taking up the chair and declaring that he'll just give himself a better prophecy! And Apollo, instead of being a marginally professional big brother, decides to fight him for it until their father has to break up their cat-fight. Like was that not just the plot of the Homeric Hymn to Hermes? Is this not exactly how Apollo treated Hermes when he was a child and now those two are inseparable? 💀

Because of this, my favourite vase paintings tend to be the ones that highlight the personal squabbling between Apollo and Heracles the most. There are some very elaborate ones that have the full host of them - Athena, Heracles, Apollo, Artemis, usually a dog and a doe, I've even seen a couple that had birds and plants etched on them, but the simplest ones that show Heracles about to bonk Apollo with his club out of frustration or depict Heracles nyooming away from Apollo while Apollo (presumably) yells curses about how he's going to fling Heracles head first into Tartarus for daring to take his things? Yeah, those are the premium big brother/little brother things I'm looking for.

(Photo. Marie-Lan Ngyuen)

(Photo. Museo Claudio Faina)

Also the one in the Theoi.com archives is a real classic - perfect energy.

[allastoredeer]

Can I ask some of your pet peeves that will make you say ew, no and turn back to a fic? Far from the top Al/bottom Luci that you have talked about

I, for example, can't stand any fic where they punish Stolas or Blitzø for what led to the breakup, and there's a difference between exploring a perspective and rejoicing in crushing a character. I love the relationship between Niffy and Alastor but when they infantilize her? Yes, no, goodbye. If your found family dynamic is trying to crush the characters in the nuclear family boxes I DON'T WANT IT

Certaintly!

And I totally agree with you about Niffty being too infantilized. She is a grown ass woman, even if she acts childish at times. Also, I can't stand it when people put all the blame on Blitz's and Stolas' relationship on either one of them too. It's a very complicated relationship where they have both made mistakes and both of them suffer from unresolved trauma.

Here are my pet peeves:

The implication or outright statement that Alastor's love interest "taught" him how to love, or "showed" him how to love. It implies that there was something in him that was lacking, something in him that needed to be "fixed," and the aphobia is so real it puts a horrible taste in my mouth every time. Implying that a basic human emotion such as love is something that Alastor had to be taught (especially when in reference of his asexuality), sends me clicking out of a fic so fast my browser crashes.

Overuse of the word "deer" in substitute for "dear." Look, I know its a popular nickname. Yes, it can be cute. But terms of endearment like that are cutest when they're used sparingly. When its used a lot, it gets very old and very repetitive really fast. I can't get lost in a story when the words "my deer," or "yes, my deer," or "of course, my deer," or "no, my deer," is used every other sentence. It makes me want to pull my hair out. (Also Alastor using the word "dear" so much. He does say it, but not that often, even in the show. Like I said, endearments like that are much more effective when they're sprinkled, and not every time he opens his mouth).

Lucifer coming off as too naive or innocent. I'm okay with him being naive to modern day Hell, but the guy isn't stupid. And he sure isn't innocent either. When he acts too cutesy and sweet, especially for the majority of the story, I lose interest. Where's the spice? Where's his bite? Where's the guy that went from 0-60 in the blink of an eye and insulted Alastor within the seconds that he met him? (Also any fics that have him making a deal with Alastor so easily. Or Alastor manipulating him into making a deal. Or he's ever, at any point, scared of Alastor. That bitch is not scared of him, even when Al's in his big, creepy demon form. Lucifer would not be blink an eye.

Anytime Lilith is depicted as an abusive, shallow and neglectful wife, especially when that's also made to be the sole reason for Lucifer's depression.

Lucifer being overly obsessed with ducks. It's the same as the "dear/deer" thing. I don't mind seeing it sprinkled in through his character, but I hate it when its used as a defining trait.

Alastor coming off as too much of an old-timey gentleman. Or coming off as super masculine. If I can't imagine him sassily flicking his wrist or lounging on a bed, kicking his feet in the air, it takes me out of the story. I can't stand it when he's written so stiff. Too much like a prim-and-proper butler in an old movie when he's one of the most flamboyant characters in the show.

Over use of the word "picture-box" in reference to Vox. It's the exact same as "dear/deer." It has the potential to be cute, but it's so overused. It makes the dialogue sound clunky and unnatural when its repeated so often, and sometimes, it's when it's used that throws me off. It's the kind of word that clutters a sentence, and if its not used right, it sticks out to me like a sore thumb.

But what's probably my biggest pet peeve is when Alastor's dialogue is bland. Like, when he doesn't sound like a person and speaks like the walking personification of an instruction manual. When his words are too artificial, impassive, and formal. Alastor is very expressive when he speaks, he has a lot of vocal intonations, and he actually uses a lot of body language and hand gestures when he talks (see his entire first interaction with Lucifer). He can be very stiff, like when he's walking with his back straight and his head up, but he also spins his cane all the time. He flicks his wrist. He snaps his neck at 90 degree angles. He uses wide and expressive body language. He uses his cane to gesture at things. His face is very animated. And most importantly: he's an entertainer! That's how he keeps peoples attention on him. That's why is presence can be so big. He needs showmanship! And a lot of that showmanship comes from his voice. He deals in radio, which is all audio! He knows how to keep an audience with nothing but his voice. So when he sounds bland and impassive, I can't keep reading because I can't even see him as the same character. I feel like I'm reading an OC. Or an off-brand, less interesting bootleg version of him.

Adding onto the above, another pet peeve is when Alastor's internal thoughts are as bland and formal as his speech. Even if he's being written intentionally super formal, especially as part of a ruse, his head is where he doesn't have to keep up the act. His thoughts do not have to mimic his charade. He has the freedom to 100% completely and wholly be himself, because his act doesn't extend to him. If he doesn't sound like a a person who had once lived on Earth, who lived a whole human life, in his own internal thoughts, I can't even force myself to keep reading. His mind is the perfect place to see who he really is, and I have a hard time believing the real Alastor is the charade he puts on for everyone else.

There might be more that I'm not thinking of, but I'll add to the list as they come back to me.

LOL as you can see, a lot of my pet peeves revolve around Alastor. I can be a very picky reader, especially when it comes to him.

But I will say that a lot of these pet peeves also depend on how they're written. I have read, subscribed, kudo'ed, and bookmarked stories that have had multiple of my pet-peeves, but they were written in a way that was either so small that I could overlook them, or the story & plot were so interesting that I ignored them and kept reading.

I can enjoy fics that have any of the above, it just depends on how the author writes it.

[stqrgirl3]

UR ON TUMBLR ???????????

....no......you're hallucinating......

[mjtheartist04]

wanted to do silly research and saw that Genya Pic of him holding the tulip, and fun fact! Tulips [pink specifically 👀] mean love, affection, and good caring! BUT They also mean congratulations or a token of good luck! You mention a headcanon Genya having a green thumb... And I can totally see Genya giving Rika a pink tulip anytime she leaves for a mission or returns due to there meaning ...🥺 Maybe even sends her crow with one in his beak to give her?

AND DID YOU NOT THINK I WOULD CRY WHEN LEAVING THIS IN MY INBOX???…

STOPPPP POOKKIIIEEEE-😭

THE FACT THAT YOU DID RESEARCH ON MY FAVORITE FLOWERS AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SWEET SELF WROTE THIS LITTLE HEADCANON IN MY INBOX AND IM-

This is official, This is their thing now AND I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!!🥺💗💗💗

I feel like genya would secretly be the only one in the relationship too really know the meanings behind flowers, and I can totally see him sending flowers to her with the little help from her crow, maybe even with a small note or letter🥺💌…

They are little reminders that she has someone waiting for her back home…and it just determines her even more to continue fighting so that she can make it back into his warm loving embrace again. right where she belongs🥹💕

[acescorazon]

I'm going to be debuting another series (still gonna be working on Changes dw, dw, shhhhhh.) but i want to test something out before i do bc I'm a slut for third person limited and i'm going to try to debut something with alternating POVS (but it's going to be told mainly from Buggy's pov, just sometimes it'll switch to Crocodile's/Mihawk's. i'm still working it out, don't ask me.) PLUS IT'S A REQUEST SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i'm going to debut the first three chapters and if the person who requested it doesn't like it and if the feedback is geninuely negative, thennnnnnnnnn. Welp. back to the drawing board. BUT I WANT E V E R YONES FEED BACK. UNDERSTAND POOKIES???????

[tommyssupercoolblog]

hey how much is sapnap and matpat in the new tommyinnit video, i want to watch but i don't really want to see them

Matpat isn't in it. Sapnap is but it's just Tommy seeing him coming out of a store, asking if he's fucked up mentally, sapnap says no and Tommy is like "nice seeing you" very dryly and sarcasticly, and leaves. A lot of people say Tommy was being a bitch to him on purpose but he has autism and I ALSO have autism so....idfk

[krookodyke]

Also the concept of how alive Van is in the wilderness as compared to home. She has people who actively care about her and openly protect her, she can kiss her girlfriend in public. She fights so much for her life because this is the first time part of her is truly living

literally… and it’s like. in wiskayok van always has to be alert 24/7, mostly of herself and making sure the way she exists is Digestible for others. then in the wilderness she can fully be Van no holds barred. but when she begs tai to leave her after the wolf attack, it’s a plea. people talk that jackie was likely suicidal to some extent because yeah she literally could’ve just knocked on the door or whatever like she voluntarily Chose to stay out there in the cold, but i also think van was suicidal in some way as well because that was the moment where she wanted to fully give up fighting. she’s been fighting her entire life, she’s fucking tired, she wants it to be Over. but then it sinks in for van, that her curse given by the wilderness isn’t a shadow self or communing with french attic ghosts but to be killed, over and over again, and be reanimated just as much, never to die. the wilderness keeps her alive because she needs to be alive. it’s the only place where she’s been truly alive, anyway.

[black-salt-cage]

it sure is so sexy of you to ship siblings! you should hook up with a therapist 🫶 why do you care so much if someone calls you out.... read the room.

something tells me a therapist would be more concerned about like the fact I'm a system and have severe childhood trauma over what pixels I'm shipping with other pixels

[thoughts-of-kel]

Absolutely love your blog. Getting OBSESSED with Omori lately and I'm a big big Kel kinnie.

Thoughts on if Kel peels his sunburn and has to have his hands slapped by Aubrey/Hero so he doesn't try to eat it?

thank you so much i appreciate the love of the blog!!! (genuinely im glad my blog brings some people joy)

that's a hauntingly specific thing to ask! I'm unfortunate enough to have this grace my eyes! dear god my eyes! oh good fucking god they burn! they burn! hell's air couldn't have fried my eyes faster than this!

[longstoryshqrt]

if anyone raises an hand against him in s5 sacrifices will have to be made

[1nm806]

@junkyyyx ASLAN TURN UR ASKS ON I WANT TO TALK TO YOU GAYBOY

[emeowwww-blog]

Reminder that I gave my irl partner my Tumblr while we were on a FaceTime call and they literally liked every single one of my posts and sent me AT LEAST 15 asks within an hour. While they were on call with me. Without talking.

Get urself a partner like @hutaomarryme <3

ALSO THEY @ ed A CREATOR WE BOTH FOLLOW WHOM I MADE A JOKE WITH ABT MARRYING ME AND THREATENED THEM 😭

THESE ARE MY FUCKING NOTIFS:

[solitiares]

rhea oh the woman you are