#STAN LOONA!

[ribbonbite]

sebastian solace headcanons because I LOVE HIMMMM <3

a/n ♡ this is very silly so don't take it too seriously >_< im probably gonna mischaracterize him too so ooouuu....

some romance and some stupid ones!! ( *・ω・) sorry if this is short btw </3

♡ he's a bad kisser. like really bad. I imagine he hasn't gotten some sort of action in forever so when he kisses you for the first time, you're APPALLED because of how much teeth and tongue he's using. you, of course, teach him how to kiss properly! (teehee)

♡ good hugger, though! he would never do it often but when he does, it feels amazing.

♡ sebastian would curl up like a cat when he sleeps and it's SO adorable to see!

♡ he would tease you a lot just to see your reactions. like how can someone be so cute when they're irritated???

♡ related to the teasing thing, he's somehow a huge flirt. he definitely loves seeing how flustered and confused you get because of his flirting (he just loves looking at you, I guess!)

♡ sebastian would like it when you pet his tail. I don't know why but he just loves it when you slowly caress it, being gentle as possible as to not hurt him in any way.

♡ he likes to hold you sometimes. he'll just pick you up off the floor and hold you like a pet who got caught sneaking into his snacks (which you probably did, I won't lie 😭)

♡ continuing with the cat related stuff, sebastian probably sneezes like one too. when you catch him sneezing, you start giggling at how cute he is (which makes him kick you out of his shop. oops!)

♡ bonus: sebastian is an orbit and his biases are hyunjin and jinsoul (/j)

[saporongon]

More south parkers

[solilokii]

[froopis]

My one and only, LꨄVE ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ ୧⍤⃝💐

[chuusgunxoxo]

NOOO NOOOO PIP NOOOOOOOO

[impassociate]

Human disguises for I.M.P.

Headcanons obviously, save for Loona.

[fancytokyo]

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[hyetart]

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[carto0ncritter]

PLEASE DO NOT HARASS THIS PERSON.

I'm genuinely tired of HB/HH/Vivziepop stans putting words into my mouth.

"You literally hate everything about the show"

Fyi, I didn't hate the premise. I also don't hate: 1) The animation; 2) The voice acting; 3) The potential the show had, and hopefully still has, since it will apparently have at least four seasons.

But ever since HB went from being about the misadventures of assassins in Hell, into a romance drama between two characters who are clearly toxic for each other, that's when I started hating the plot. The third point you made is true, I do hate the plot, and I will continue to do so, unless all this focus on an abusive gay ship (Stolitz) shifts back to what got me and a lot of other people into the show in the first place. And no, I'm not going to stop being vocal about it just because someone else told me to. You're on the internet buddy, learn to accept the fact that not everyone will have the same opinions as you.

And that's really NOT something to get worked up about.

"Just stop watching it if you are this upset about all of this"

Maybe you should stop going into the critical tag if you know that what you're gonna find there will upset you. Just a thought.

And if you've come across my post by searching "blitzo" "moxxie" "millie" or "loona," all you had to do was read the very first sentence I wrote (having to do about my issues with the latest episode) and click off my post because clearly criticism of your beloved show triggers you. And no, I won't stop tagging the characters like this even if I have something negative to say about them. This perfectly explains as to why:

"You hate the main character"

Which one? If you mean Blitzø, then no. I don't hate him. I literally said it in the tags.

But if you mean Stolas, then yeah, I hate him. So what?

"You hate most of the characters in general"

If by most characters you mean Stolas, then yes, I do.

But uh... I don't hate any other character aside from maybe Loona? She's written so inconsistently. There's no real development when it comes to Loona. She acts like a huge bitch and a spoiled brat despite receiving love from her dad for five years straight. She is a grown ass woman who kicked Blitzø in the balls after telling Octavia that Stolas is "trying his best" when he clearly wasn't. She physically abused Blitzø just because he called her out RIGHTFULLY, remind me why she didn't beat the shit out of him again in the latest episode after Blitzø wanted her to overwork herself AND didn't pay her for a month?

Oh and there's also the time Loona cheered for Blitzø, tucked him in and called him dad. Why is she abusive towards him in the very next episode?

That's the inconsistency I'm talking about.

As for the other main characters:

I genuinely relate to Octavia. And I feel sorry for her. Enough said.

I don't care about Millie. It's too little too late for that.

I'm not sure how to feel about Moxxie. Where is his character arc even going? What is his character arc? Learning to stand up for himself for the millionth fucking time?

Stella is a wasted character whose only purpose is making Stolas seem "innocent." I hate what the writers did to her.

Also yes, I dislike Viv for reasons that are 100% valid and available to the public, so I'm not making stuff up.

[sodapopboy]

rip twobit mathews. you would’ve loved loona

rip steve randle. you would’ve loved voltron

rip dallas winston. you would’ve loved vaping

rip johnny cade. you would’ve loved voice messages/audiobooks

rip sodapop curtis. you would’ve loved britney spears

rip ponyboy curtis. you would’ve loved shitting on booktok

rip darry curtis. you would’ve loved having a busted up iphone 6 in the year of 2024

rip the curtis gang you guys would’ve loved just dance and uno.

[sugar-petals]

whenever your favorite kpop idol returns to their natural dark hair color and grows a long fluffy mullet that has long af bangs. literally all you need

[hercarisntyours]

tfhypeguy is out here doing god's work

[marsestown]

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𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒶 …

…. 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓭 ✦

[thelolarahaii]

HEEJIN ARTMS ‘Virtual Angel' (Human Eye Ver.) Official MV

[froopis]

Girl's talk Girl's talk about you ♪❤︎⠲⢤⡀🪷🍦💧🌟

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[boog-how]

When she was just a child, the witch locked her away in a tower that had neither doors nor stairs.