#STABBY

[emeraldtart]

The First Years got into an alchemy accident when cleaning the lab, some stuff got spilled on Ortho and a huge smoke envelopes the entire room.

Yuu opens the windows, coughing, "Is everyone alright?"

"I think, but I don't think Ortho is!" Deuce yelled as he fans the remaining smoke out using wind magic.

"Where is he!?"

"MYAH! What is that!?"

Yuu looks down, and see a disc-shaped device on the floor, making whirring noises, and is sucking on Grim's tail.

"A roomba?"

The roomba turns towards Yuu, and in a younger yet familiar voice greeted them, "Hello!"

"... Ortho!!?"

(Later)

"How is he a roomba!?" Yuu yelled, shoving the vacuum bot towards Idia's face.

Idia gently puts the roomba-I mean, his brother on the floor, the robot happily eating the dust on the floor, "Don't ask me, what was the thing that spilled on him?"

"... It was a youth potion..."

"Wait, this shouldn't be possible-he didn't even start out as a mini robot or anything,"

"Well it shouldn't even be possible for him to be affected either, isn't he supposed to be magic proof?"

"Yeah, but I don't think I've made him immune to potion effects... Gotta update the design later," Idia mumbles out.

"Okay, before you go give Ortho a makeover, shouldn't you help me find a way to return him back to normal?"

"I can do that. Maybe contact Vil and find a sample of the potion- wait. Where's Ortho?"

The two looked around and realized that Idia's room was ajar. Then, a loud scream rang out throughout the hallways of Ignihyde.

"Who gave a roomba a knife!?"

"Ah, Hades. He's upgraded to Stabby now," Idia lamented.

(Later...)

"No, gimme!"

Idia sighed as he holds the tantruming, talking vacuum in his hand and a knife in another, "No, Ortho. Big knives aren't for small robots like you,"

"Gimme a small knife?"

"No,"

"... Nii-chan's mean. I'm telling mom,"

"Jokes on you, she's on my side,"

[northflowerowo]

stella noooo you'll ruin the blood ritual !!!!

fanart of this fic >:3

[uwudonoodle]

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

[anna-scribbles]

inspired by recent events from my sister’s actual real life

[rars]

how to impress a girl with your art skills

[carionto]

The circle of life

Human 1: "We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a loved one."

Human 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10: *sobbing, wailing, murmuring in disbelief and shock, silent dumbfoundedness, various stages of denial, grief, and bargaining*

H1: "He was a friend, a co-worker, a frequent visitor in all our lives."

H2-10: *continuous shedding of tears and blowing of noses*

Alien: *whispering to nearest, least emotionally distraught human* "Um, was there something special about that ap-"

H4: "Shh, not another word. Please. We need this."

A: "But you can just ta-"

H8 *loudly* "DON'T YOU EVER DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!!" *softly now, almost voiceless* "you couldn't understand what he meant to us..."

H1: "He was loyal to this vessel from day one, dedicated to his task to the fullest, even at the eventual cost of his life..."

H2: *uncontrollably* "I MISS HIM SO MUCH ALREADY! I CAN'T DO THIS!" *runs off*

A: "There was not this much emotion when an act-"

H1: *loud cough of deliberate interruption* "And he was greatly rewarded and praised by all for his countless acts of bravery and simply for such a stunning decades long career. We salute you! May you rest in piece."

Humans in unison: "To Stabby! May you bump into Mecha-Gods ankle in the After-Warranty!" *celebratory chug of hard liqueur*

A: *almost given up* "But it still works just fine, what changed?"

H5: "Look, when Stabby's duct-taped knife finally breaks on its own, that's it. Stabby is both the robo-vacuum AND the blade, especially after it's been around for so long. You have to acknowledge it, it's a matter of respect towards everyone, especially the crew."

-----N E X T D A Y-----

H11: "GUYS! Stabinthia just got the President of Venus!"

Humans collectively: "Hell yeah! Promotion party already!! Woo!!!

A: "..."

[maytheratseatureyes]

Stabby doodle

[dr-katastrof]

I too want to jump in the scarlet hollow train

[winkuzz]

Just two *besties* hanging out

Debated with myself for a long time whether to post this or not because I'm not super happy about the art itself anymore??? idk i think i could draw stabby better but maybe some people will like this

enjoy a stabby art i gotta draw them more

[tenaciousgeckos]

[revolvius]

Stabby Selfie

Gay selfie moment.

[northflowerowo]

[boopeey]

"I've missed you, Tabby..."

"Don't be a stranger, okay?"

[rars]

hot singles in your appalachia

[misfauxpas]

one of the monthly fanart prompts for the Centaurworld Art Club on Discord is to draw characters as/in memes so... probably expect more stupid shit coming soon

(and message me for an invite if you like)

[blacktabbygames]