#SPRINGER APPRECIATION POST

[astralarias]

"Their long ears and wiggly noses are charming, but the springer's greatest strength is their ability to make jaw-dropping vertical leaps. Traveling merchants and couriers use them to cross sheer cliffs in the Crystal Highlands, shaving weeks off their journeys."

[pengnin]

[seeksstaronmewni]

Ms. Butterbean appreciation post

Eleanor I am pouring my heart out unto you 💘💓💞

Fitting for the end of National Teacher Appreciation Week; AKA US Teacher Appreciation Week 2024 (tweet 1 and 2)

Seriously though; my heart were pounding as I saw her making her Checkered Past debut... (tweet here)

I think that I became subconsciously attracted to her in the Spring of 2009 with a rerun of the Chris Reccardi-boarded "Substitute Creature", but this year's Checkered Past debut of "Detention X" made her instant waifu to me (and—spoiler alert—she almost legit died in that one). Thanks @maxwellatoms for creating one of the loveliest dolls in the history of Cartoon Network originals! (and the same to @ianwasseluk @brettvaron @vincentwaller and the rest of the crew)

Oh, but let us not to forget that other great teacher in The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy — the Squid Hat of Toadblatt's! (tweet here)

[mylifehurts4588]

GUYS

DIESEL SPRINGER APPRECIATION POST YOU ABSOLUTE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO LOVE HIM

[luxesiren]

⸻ 𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀 :: connie springer x model!reader

synopsis :: falling in love with one of your models was probably insane or unethical but he didn’t care

cw :: 501 word count, modern au, black fem!reader, established secret relationship, kissing, fluff, work relationship, friends to lovers trope

a/n :: this is inspired by @cybercandy1 ‘s thought on artistic connie, i haven’t really written for connie but i thought this idea was so cute😭 based off this post

𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑰𝑵𝑮 :: fashion killa — a$ap rocky

you never expected to fall in love with your designer but it was hard not to fall in love with the unserious goofball that was connie springer. you were only supposed to model his newest collection but the months working with him had developed into something more and you didn’t regret it. 

it was hard keeping the relationship out of the media but it was nice to have something to yourself, he was the sweetest to you and you loved him dearly. “connie! baby, have you seen my bag?” 

connie was upstairs in his loft designing a new pair of jeans, he looked over and found your bag sitting next to him. “yeah, ma! it’s up here, i’ll bring it down.” he got up and walked downstairs towards your shared room and he found in front of the mirror admiring your outfit. 

he placed your bag on the bed and walked behind you, wrapping his hands around your waist and planting a kiss on your neck. you instantly smiled at the gesture and rested your hands on top of his, “hi baby.” 

“hey mamas, you wearing the new jeans? they look good on you.” he said as you turned around to face him, his hands moving to rest on your ass, you rolled your eyes playfully at him. 

“you just like the way my ass looks in these jeans.” you giggled, kissing his cheek — your nails scratching at his scalp, the designs on his hair bright and colorful matching the pink dye. 

“mm you’re right.” he said with a smirk, kissing you again. he never expected to fall in love with someone like you but he wouldn’t change that for the world. he loved everything about you, your always changing attitude, how boujee you were and he would cater to every need you had. you appreciated everything he had to offer. “where you gotta go today? hm? you should be spending the day with me.” 

“con.. you know i’m going to lunch with my girls.” you said, trying to pull away from him but his grip on you too strong, not that you wanted to leave anyways. 

“c’mon ma, spend the day with me.” he reasoned, his eyes practically pleading.

“uh nuh, don’t you have something to finish?” your eyebrow raised and your arms crossed. he snorted and looked at you, laughing slightly. 

“baby, I can finish that tomorrow. c’mon spend the day with me. come on, please?” there it was, the thing that would always get you, you relented and smiled and he knew he had you right where he wanted you. 

“fine.” you responded, his answering smile was enough to make you stay with him for the next week. “you better make it worth my while too.” 

“don’t i always, ma?” his slight cockiness is always attractive, he picked you up and carries you to the bed, laying you down and kissing you softly. “i’ll always make it worth your while.” 

you were so lovesick over connie fucking springer.

© 𝐥𝐮𝐱𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐧 | all rights reserved to me, please don’t repost, steal, or copy to any other websites

[kuroosdarling]

WILD CARD — ༉‧₊˚.

ft. connie springer !

꒰ SYNOPSIS ꒱ : you and connie have always had a fun back and forth, but what happens when he flashes you his tongue piercing?

꒰ CONTENTS ꒱ : MDNI. f!reader. oral receiving (f), fingering, multiple orgasms, squirting — WC : 800

꒰ NOTES ꒱ : this has been sitting in my drafts. so imma say fuck it and post it ^_^

reblogs and interactions are always appreciated ! (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

connie had always been a bit of a wild card in your friend group. always flirting with everyone, cracking a few jokes here and there just to laugh it off. but somewhere along the way you found yourself feeding into it.

and a constant back and forth started between you two. always trying to one up each other to see who will crack first. and today was no different, until he brought up his tongue piercing.

“bet you’ve never been kissed by someone with a tongue piercing, wanna find out how much better it feels?” he teased, knowing you’d have to concede and he’d win the flirting battle. but then he stuck out his tongue as a joke, teasingly playing with the metal bulb and your eyes were locked onto it with no escape.

“yeah,” you found yourself saying before you could think it through. but, fuck it. connie was hot and you always had good chemistry. why not find out what it would feel like?

“yeah?” connie blinked in surprise, a small blush rising to his cheeks. “really?”

“really.” you parrot back, your eyes fixated on his lips just like his were on yours.

he didn’t waste another second, pulling you in by your chin and firmly kissing you. there was an ounce of hesitation but once your hand came up to settle on his cheek, he prodded his tongue into your mouth.

you can’t help but let out a moan as his tongue piercing glides against your bare tongue. the way the surprisingly warm metal felt had you rubbing your thighs together, already wondering how it would feel in other places.

after a few moments, connie pulls back, searching your eyes for your reaction. you look at him a little dazed.

“bet you’ve never had someone eat you out with one either.” he said, his breath fanning your face.

and that’s how you ended up on the couch, your skirt pushed all the way up by your hips with connie’s arms wrapped around your thighs — his face buried between them.

his tongue tentatively runs up along your slit, the firmness of the piercing combined with his soft tongue has you squirming in his hold. he tightens his arms around you, effectively keeping you in place as his piercing nudges your clit.

you choke back a moan, fingers digging into the cushions as connie starts to pick up the pace. his tongue feels like it’s everywhere and it’s all so hot. your whole body feels like it’s on fire and you almost worry you’re having an allergic reaction to the metal.

but one well placed suck around your clit, paired with the glide of the piercing has your toes curling, your whole body tightening up as you reach your high.

and he doesn’t let up, continuing his ministrations as his tongue ensures to clean up all of your slick, groaning into your cunt as your thighs squeeze around his head.

“c-connie.” you mewl out, pushing against his head so he could let up.

“yeah?” he pulls back a little, smothering kisses all along your inner thigh before slipping a finger into your warm cunt.

“oh my god-“ you squeal out, your back arching as he starts to thrust it in and out. with a satisfied smug, he goes back to what he was doing. between his deft fingers and the precision of his tongue — you were hurtling towards another release. something a little stronger. “w-wait.”

you cant tell if he hears you or not, the room filled with your squelching cunt and his enthusiastic groans. it’s like he knew the groans would ricochet off his piercing and push directly onto your clit.

your thighs couldn’t even wrap around him anymore, trembling in surrender under his touch. your release was strong, and it felt different than the one you had before.

with a cry of his name, you cum, your sweet essence spraying all over his face. your eyes roll to the back of your head as your body shakes. connie pulls back, his eyes looking wild as he tries to lick his lower half of his face clean.

“holy shit-“ you gasp out. in an instant, he’s right next to you, kissing you fiercely to the point you almost couldn’t catch your breath.

“you’re so hot.” he murmurs against your lips. he gives you one last peck before pulling back, his hands soothingly running up and down your body. he quickly adjusts your skir so it’s back to normal. “so, how was it?”

“you cheeky shit.” you giggle. “you know it was good.”

“yeah, just wanted to hear you say job well done.” he beams at you, his smile taking up most of his face as he proudly wears your essence like lip gloss. your face heats up at the sight.

“well, job well done.” you laugh at him, shaking your head as your body still comes down from your high. beyond his skills with his tongue, the whole situation was surprisingly nice. like it was supposed to be this way. you find yourself leaning into his touch.

“you know, i heard that you can buy a vibrating tongue piercing piece,” he pauses before smirking at you. “maybe we should try that next time?”

[jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd]

Can we get AoT guys x bimbo reader headcannons both SFW and NSFW?

a/n: i think i’m going to make the nsfw section a different post just so i don’t subject anyone to see something they don’t wanna see. plus this would be a long ass post. these ones are all SFW.

eren jaeger loves his bimbo girlfriend. he thinks you compliment him so perfectly with you being so so sweet and eren willing to kill anybody who says something degrading to you. he adores you even if you are a little clumsy.

armin arlert loves you because you make him feel smarter than he already is. he loves that you’ll just listen to him over and over. you won’t complain or interrupt when he starts on his tangents but are rather fascinated. armin lives to teach you.

jean kirstein finds you refreshing, at least you’re honest about how smart you are. he liked that you didn’t try to be intelligent or try to be different. you were his peace, you were his calm. perfect for jean’s hotheadedness. one sweet, empty-look from you and he’s melted.

connie springer brags about you 24/7. he’s got the prettiest girlfriend in all of the land. he doesn’t even mind that you’re not that bright. you’re loving, you’re funny without trying, and you’re fuckin gorgeous. connie couldn’t be happier with you.

reiner braun thinks you’re his dream girl. you’re beautiful, you’re kind, and not that coordinated. he gets to have eye candy and protect you. he feels like you need him and that’s what he wants most in a relationship.

bertholdt hoover doesn’t prefer to have that much of a committed relationship with you. he likes an intellectual debate but he still appreciates your company. there are times though where he can’t stop wondering if he should date you.

levi ackerman gets frustrated with you but fuck, does he find you adorable. you aren’t stubborn or so strong headed like other people he knows. you’re so go with flow that it drives him crazy but he learns to appreciate it. he learns to appreciate the idea of being in control of little things, not major decisions.

erwin smith likes the power balance between you. he likes to guide you, to inform you. it boosts his ego. you don’t mind, you just love him. he’s perfect for you.

zeke jaeger is so intrigued by you. he needs you by his side twenty four seven. he wants and cherishes your opinions, no matter how far out they may seek. you’re something so special, so unique to him.

porco galliard loves his bimbo girlfriend. this is the perfect himbo-bimbo relationship. people wonder about you guys all the time but honestly, your relationship is pure bliss. there’s no bullshit, no drama, nothing but pure, unrelenting love. but tbh, it’s a miracle y’all have made it this far.

my jean fanfiction

my ko-fi (help me replace my phone battery pls ily)

[nuri148]

In the very fu world of AoT, and in the group of fu people that's the 104th, Jean and Connie (and Sasha to a degree) are the normies. The ones who grew up in normal, working class houses. The ones who join the military not out of a higher purpose but as a sure way of having a steady income and the perks of working for the goverment. Their behaviour and reactions are the most realistic and relatable for us. Unlike the others, they have a home to return to (barring the Ragako incident), people waiting for them. Yes, they deserve the world.

Something I always loved about Jean Kirstein is how he is that stereotype of the full of himself character and yet, he is also so honest about his fears and worries, he knows he is handsome but is not afraid of letting others know when he is scared or worried and that's what made me like his character in the first place, I love how he is so down to earth and is easily one of the sweetest characters in the AOT world, I love him.

[bookoftheironfist]

So i was wondering...how does Danny use the fact he's rich? Especialy considering he hangs out with Luke, i could image him being aware of the problems and struggles of the working class and wanting to help, especialy if i understand correctly that he has a very "simple" view of "do what's right and opose what's wrong" while also being generaly optimistic?

Danny's relationship with money in general, and with his inherited fortune in particular, was a recurring theme in Iron Fist comics for a long time, and you're right, it initially came to the fore in Power Man and Iron Fist volume 1, as Danny started settling into Earth society, and particularly through his friendship with Luke and his work as part of Heroes for Hire.

Power Man and Iron Fist vol. 1 #56 by Mary Jo Duffy, Trevor Von Eeden, George Roussos, Frank Springer, and Tom Orzechowski

To start, Danny never had any interest in his parents' money; the inheritance, and his shares in Rand-Meachum Corp, were essentially dumped on him by his father's lawyer, Jeryn Hogarth. In Iron Fist volume 1, Jeryn tracks Danny down, drags him in front of the Meachums (who had taken full control of the company following the Rand family's apparent deaths), and insists that they give him his inheritance. Danny, who has not been back on Earth long and has much more pressing concerns in his life at this time, is irritated by the whole ordeal.

Iron Fist vol. 1 #8 by Chris Claremont, John Byrne, Dan Adkins, Bonnie Wilford, and Joe Rosen

Regardless of Danny's feelings on the matter, Jeryn succeeds in getting him what his parents left him: a huge amount of money, a 50% share in Rand-Meachum Corp, and the penthouse he grew up in. None of this has much of an impact on his stories at the time-- as Iron Fist, he has plenty of enemies to face and challenges to overcome, and at this point he was still trying to figure out who his civilian identity of Danny Rand even was. But one thing that does quickly become clear to him, as he settles further into the world of New York City, is that while he now has all of this money, he has no concept of the gravity or value of it. Having observed this about himself, he makes two key decisions: 1. He gives control of his Rand-Meachum Corp shares to Joy Meachum, and 2. He joins Heroes for Hire*. To be clear: he had many reasons for joining Heroes for Hire, key among them being his blossoming friendship with Luke and his search for a purpose while locked out of K'un-Lun. But he also embraces the opportunity to earn an honest living, and to learn the value of money through hard work.

*Just in case anyone reading this is unfamiliar with what Heroes for Hire actually was/is: When Luke acquired his superpowers and broke out of Seagate Prison (where he was being actively abused while held for a crime he did not commit), he found himself alone in the world, a fugitive, with nothing to his name but his newfound powers and his smarts. He managed to find himself a tiny apartment in Times Square (which was a very low-income, "seedy" part of the city in the 70s) and started up a business whereby people could hire him to help them, for a small fee. His goal was to earn enough money to keep himself fed and pay the rent. Over time, however, he became a known figure in the community: a superhero who looked out for the little guy. The operation expanded when Danny joined, and has taken on a number of different forms in the years since, but it has always been, first and foremost, an operation based in low-income communities and aimed at helping the underserved and oppressed. That is Luke's world, and it became Danny's too. Anyway, back to the post...

However, just because Danny is not interested in his fortune doesn't mean he doesn't still have it, and there are occasions when Heroes for Hire finds itself in need of serious cash and Danny has to dip into his funds. Luke doesn't love this; he, like Danny, wants to make it on his own, and he doesn't appreciate reminders of how well-off his friend is. Danny also comes to realize how complicated things can get when money is involved. At one point, Luke's apartment gets blown up by one of H4H's enemies, and Danny lets Luke bunk with him. He also offers him a check to get him back on his feet-- and is startled by his friend's reaction.

Power Man and Iron Fist vol. 1 #64 by Mary Jo Duffy, Kerry Gammill, Doc Martin, Dan Green, Jon D'Agostino, and Diana Albers

"Being able to help people is the best part of having money" pretty well encompasses Danny's attitude toward his fortune. While he does do the occasional goofy rich guy thing, like going to a fancy restaurant because he never noticed the price and just likes the view, or buying a yacht because he's having an identity crisis and thinks it might help, he pretty much only acknowledges his money in the context of how he can use it to help others. Having made close friends from all walks of life, and been immersed in low-income communities throughout his career as a street-level superhero and Hero for Hire, he is acutely aware of what he has and cares deeply about helping those who have less.

Immortal Iron Fist #16 by Matt Fraction, David Aja, Matt Hollingsworth, and Dave Lanphear

In partnership with his then-girlfriend Misty Knight, he creates the Thunder Dojo, a kung fu school in Harlem for children from struggling families that also provides them with meals, tutoring, and other means of support. And then, at the end of the Immortal Iron Fist series, he shuts down his father's company entirely and commits to donating away the rest of his fortune.

Immortal Iron Fist #16 by Matt Fraction, David Aja, Matt Hollingsworth, and Dave Lanphear

He sells his penthouse and moves into a little apartment with Misty. Not long after, he founds the Rand Foundation, a community-focused non-profit, and brings in Joy Meachum, businesswoman extraordinaire, to help run it.

Shadowland: Power Man #4 by Fred Van Lente, Mahmud Asrar, Ray-Anthony Height, Bruno Hang, Dave Sharpe, et al.

Frustratingly, this strand of Danny's character journey has fallen by the wayside in the decade-or-so since this development. I wrote a post recently about the inconsistencies surrounding Rand Corp and Danny's fortune, the vanishing of the Rand Foundation, and just the blatant lack of continuity regarding Danny's financial situation in general. Currently, for no clear reason, Rand Corp is back up and running and Danny has returned to being a rich guy living in a penthouse. But it's clear-- though frustrating-- that this is largely due to various creative teams' inattention to this particular detail, or perhaps a desire to return to a certain status quo, rather than to any changes in Danny's attitude toward money or helping people.

Defenders (2017) #5 by Brian Michael Bendis, David Marquez, Justin Ponsor, and Cory Petit

Thanks for the great question!

[kaiyaki-sano]

Lend Me Your Voice(band AU!Eren x fem!reader) pt.2

It’s been so long since I posted anything, and I had this sitting in the archives for a million years.....my bad y’all. Basically, Eren is a douchey frontman of the rock band “Titans”. This will be a 4 part slightly angsty mini-series, with a shameless little self-insert as Eren’s sister in part 2 bc I have no self-control when it comes to Levi~ I hope you enjoy it!!

MINORS DNI!!!! 

TW: sinful foul smut in the beginning, Eren is an asshole to reader, very minor character death for backstory purposes, swearing/dirty talk

Part 2!!

part one here ~

Another three weeks on this leg of the tour had gone by, and for some fucking irritating and infuriating reason, Eren Yeager could not get you off of his mind. 

Something about how you had looked so heartbroken and genuinely hurt by his words and actions made him feel…..bad. He never felt bad, he prided himself on that shit. But here he was, picturing that kicked puppy look of yours on a sick loop in his brain, making him wonder why the hell he’d been so cruel to you.

It was annoying. 

Eren knew that Connie had given you a VIP pass, he knew that you declared the renouncement of your Superfan title, and it shouldn’t have bothered him so much. 

Because what the fuck did Connie Springer care for?? It wasn’t like HE was the one you’d gotten onto the bus with, who you were screaming for, who you- Jesus fucking Christ, Eren, knock that shit off. 

He found himself being an extra dick to Connie for the rest of the week after that, but he never admitted why, and never will. 

But Connie knew, and it gave him the thrill to know that for once, he was the favored member by at least one person. Everyone always went for Eren, Jean, or even Mikasa. He felt like the Kevin Jonas of his own band as if everyone forgot that HE was the one who formed Titans back in high school with Jean, forgot that without him there wouldn't be any of this. 

So he was a dick right back. 

“What, you mad that I gave a damn about a fan and she appreciated the kindness?! Not all of us just fuck and chuck women, some of us have some damn RESPECT for them!!” 

In one of the many screaming matches that ensued after your short hour-and-a-half stay on their bus, Connie had finally called Eren out. 

“That’s it, Springer!! How’d ya guess??” Eren laughed bitterly in return, holding solid and steadfast in his ‘I don’t care’ act, “First of all, stay outta my business. Secondly, I couldn’t give less of a fuck if you played nice with another sad little slutty fan who spread their legs to me and found out their pussy wasn’t good enough for me to marry ‘em. If you want my sloppy seconds that badly, I’m sure they’re plenty happy to lower their standards and give it up to you too.”

Connie didn’t say a word, standing there fuming, fists balled up so tightly his pulse radiated through his fingertips. At that moment, the drummer wanted nothing more than to swing his fist into the arrogant jaw in front of him. 

Eren’s smirk was wicked, eyes dark and tone cold as Siberian winds, “Y’look like you wanna hit me, Con.”

Two strides of his long legs had him right in Connie’s face, head tilted condescendingly as he leaned down and asserted dominance.

“Do it then. Hit me, I dare you.” 

Before he could live his dream, Levi, the ever-exhausted manager of the band, intercepted, shoving them roughly apart with a disapproving steel glare. 

“That’s about enough, you god damned idiots. I suggest you get this figured out, whatever absolute bullshit it is this time, and figure it out quickly. Understood?” 

Eren laughed even harder, resting a hand on his stomach, “Or what? You gonna get that step stool and punch me yourself?? You already got into my sister’s pants, you don’t need to try and impress her. Ain’t it embarrassing though? Your girl being almost a foot taller than you?” To say that he was on a warpath would be a vast understatement. He was out for blood and needed something or someone(s) to take it out on, to rid himself of the guilt eating him alive and prying open the vaults of his deeper wounds. 

That guilt of hurting you so badly, he couldn’t stand it. But he refused to do the right thing as if his pride were at stake. 

“You know what I think, Eren?” 

The sound of his stupid sister’s voice made him look over, glaring. 

“Oh, you can do that now? Miracles can happen, maybe God exists!” He mocked her, rolling his eyes, “Enlighten me.”

“I think you care about her more than you’re willing to admit, and you look fucking stupid. That’s what I think, and so does everyone else.” She said flatly, tired of being a punching bag to her brother just as much as his bandmates and former friends despite knowing the exact reason why; it wasn’t like she didn’t understand, “We didn’t make you such an unfeeling asshole, so stop taking it out on us when you deal with the consequences of your own foul actions.”

“Couldn’t have said it better myself. We’re leaving before I beat you half to death.” Levi chimed in, effectively ending the conversation and walking off with his arm around her waist protectively, shooting one last glare to them both as a warning before closing the door of the bus behind him.

Deep down, Eren knew they were right. All of them. But they could never know that. 

With a dismissing scoff, he flipped Connie his middle finger before closing himself off in the back bedroom of the bus. The frontman flopped himself onto the bed, stretching his limbs out, reaching under the pillow for the familiar cool touch of the picture frame he kept there, and pulling it out to stare longingly at the photo inside.

“I wish you were here, mom. M’sorry I’m fucking everything up, ah- I mean messing everything up, sorry. I know you hate when I swear around you.” He swallowed thickly as if he were trying to physically consume the hurt, make it just digest like a meal and finally go away, “I think I really ruined everything for myself, my friends hate me, I keep hurting innocent people-” 

Another flash of your sad eyes played in his mind, and he squeezed his own shut tightly, hugging the photo to his chest and curling into a ball, “You’d be so disappointed, ma. The way I’m treating women, you wouldn’t even know me anymore, I-I’m sorry-”

And finally, after fighting with all his strength to hold it in for so long, Eren gave up. He sobbed, hard, chest tightening as he screamed in agony into his pillow, choking on tears and snot, and he didn’t care. 

He wanted his mom. He wanted to be okay. He wanted to be himself again. He never meant to hurt anyone, never meant to hurt you, he just wanted the pain to stop. 

There was nothing he wouldn’t give for the pain to stop. 

That night, Eren Yeager cried himself to sleep, the picture of him at age five being held by his beloved late mother unmoved against his chest. 

[anony-man]

Chubformers drabble #39!

Character: Springer

Word count: 488

The war was coming to an end, which meant the Wreckers as a whole had begun to turn a new leaf—Springer included.

Shifting their focus to accommodate a new world (and new rules) was certainly a challenge at first, especially for Springer. After hundreds of thousands of years spent shaping their views and honing their skills to become the soldiers Cybertron needed most, adapting to a new way of life was like putting everything they’d ever known to a screeching halt. The Wreckers managed, though… they all did. And this time, their adaptations were made for the better (and for the longterm).

The household name was a benefit for making it through the struggle of shifting gears, and Springer found himself more and more relieved for all of the footwork he’d done before the century-long battle had ended. It definitely made retirement a lot more appealing, and a lot easier to attain. What Springer hadn’t anticipated was the direction their post-war world would shift in.

All of a sudden, life had become lot less challenging. Trademark styles and interests began popping up left and right, and the more trips Springer took into town, the more diversity he began to see. Before he even knew it, the fanbase he and his fellow Wreckers used to appreciate from afar was right there at his doorstep, their gratitude and devotion being portrayed in bountiful ways that could have never occurred in the cold, dying ages of the past.

Before Springer knew it, things were getting a little less stressful and a lot more enjoyable. He was forced to slow down, to live his life… and for once, he found the change to be a pleasant one.

A life of luxury meant lots of downtime, and Springer was really starting to like the way his name was treating him. He’d grown fat on rich energon and treats provided by grateful bots around the planet, and more often than not he enjoyed the company of a few fans who looked to hear retellings of famous Wrecker tales straight from the source.

Nowadays, Springer hardly lifted a servo—but it was well-deserved. He spent most of his time lounging in his berth, a fat, rounded gut forming from the mesh that was finally free of any plating. With his servos either rubbing gurgling aches out of the massive rolls or sipping on engex, Springer hardly ever needed to worry about a thing anymore. He was well-fed, and he was pampered, and he was living his best life in a world saved by him… and countless other mechs just like him.

What a time to be alive, he thought, sipping at his cube as another doting mech of the day fawned over his massive, plump frame. To think he would see the day where he’d finally get a chance to grow old and fat. It had seemed impossible before, but he’d done just that.

[dreemurr-fever]

This one's for you @ribbonkandy <3

Here's a bit of a lore dump on the Stinger Twins because I've been very focused on them.

Bumblebee and Cliffjumper were born in the Clan but they don't have Clan blood. Their mother, a cat named Springer, was a pregnant loner who was shown kindness by Dawnstar and allowed to stay with them while she kitted and nursed her kits. While she lived among the Clan cats, Stinger appreciated how they all looked after each other and worked together to survive. However, she'd been so used to living alone and missed the freedom. She ultimately made the decision to let her kits be raised among them but she left shortly after they were born.

Actually there's enough lore to be split into multiple posts so I'll end it here and post another. Make sure to follow the #TFWCAU tag.

[mysticwaffles]

Figured I’d share my amazon registry here, I’m moving into a new house on the 10th after being in transitional living for six months and could use some items for my bedroom and such. Group gift option is on in case anyone wants to send any amount towards things and Items for the house are marked as most wanted. Nothing is expected, but anything is appreciated ^^ I’d be grateful if anyone can share this post as well

[sonofthesaiyans]

Hitch Wins! On to the Next Poll...

Before any more time passes, let's get things rolling for the next round, guys.

First things first.......the results of the last poll.

First let me just say I was rather disappointed at the lack of votes, guys. A mere 61 this time around. 😞

I expected a better turnout. Especially since it was a poll honoring AOT's forgotten girls, one of the main points of my page. And I heavily suspect it was because I had to repost my original poll that it came up weak.

In my experience, when something is reposted, it generates less views on the second go around. I have seen it on YouTube and elsewhere. And I would appreciate if such a trend didn't repeat itself here. I feel like the vote turnout would have been better if I didn't have to go back and do that due to an error, and I do know the original results played out differently as a consequence.

I just hope for better from now on. And for those who do vote, PLEASE REBLOG as you do. It would help tremendously.

Anyway, as I was saying.....our top three winners. The first with 26% of the vote....

HITCH DREYSE! Not too surprising, she always seemed to be a favorite with most. One of the few members of the Military Police to actually develop a likable personality. And one of the few people to establish any real connection to Annie Leonhart which counts for something. She definitely could have benefitted from a larger role in the story. Seeing how she represents a badly underdeveloped faction within the Walls.

And at second place with just over 21% of the vote....

NANABA! The masculine beauty of Squad Miche. This is a character who continues to grow on me. And as one of the few supporting scouts with any substantial amount of screentime, she is a fascinating character. Cool under pressure, headstrong, and a natural leader. I think we can all agree she deserved better in the long run. Justice for Squad Miche.

And in third with just shy of 20% of the vote...

ISABEL MAGNOLIA! Levi's long lost friend and companion. The third of the main ladies to have an intimate and lasting impact on Levi Ackerman's life. Would have been fascinating to explore more of that unique friendship, seeing the connections he already has with Petra and Hange. She was the initial frontrunner before I had to repost the poll. Wonder how she would have fared otherwise. But she is truly the dark horse here, even in third place. I may have to do an Isabel Deserves Better post one of these days. Who doesn't love an energetic redhead?

Meanwhile.....

Poor Anka is dead last here. Didn't even crack 2% in this poll. 😔 Scoring less than Hannah Diamant And Rico Brzenska. Such a shame, I always thought she was cute and we deserved to see her in action. Please show her some love people. Because she got dealt a raw deal by Isayama. More on THAT one later....... 🔍🤔

To everyone who did vote and reblog, thank you! Let's hope for a stronger turnout this next go around.

Now, this week's poll......

In order to be fair, I am NOT including Levi as he is already plenty powerful. I also will NOT include Erwin Smith, as the controversial choice of giving Armin the serum over him I think speaks for itself. It's enough to assume that yes, there exists a vested interest in him coming back as a Titan Shifter already.

And yes I added Mikasa to the list. Let's pretend there was nothing that prohibited her from becoming a Titan, because frankly the so called Ackerpower is not well explained anyway. Also screw the canon, Isayama's rules don't apply here. Let's use a little imagination I say.

Well that is that. Please have at it people and please, REBLOG!

Let's see who comes out on top. 👍

[rhythmstars]

Characters and fandoms i write for

Comic Book and live action

DC comics

The batfamily (except Alfred ofc)

The superboys (excluding lex luthor)

The teen titans

The young justice

Billy Batson

Freddy Freeman

Eugene Choi

Mary Bromfield

Pedro Pēna

Morpheus

Marvel

Peter Parker

Miles Morales

Pavitr Prabhakar

Gwen Stacy

Miguel O'Hara

Hobart Brown (Hobie)

The Avengers (cap, tony, nat, thor, loki)

Yelena

Matt Murdock

Dr. Strange

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Fred and George Weasley (separately)

Bill Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Cedric Diggory

Sirius Black (young)

Remus Lupin (young)

James Potter (young)

Lily Evans (young)

Peter Pettigrew (obviously young and maybe)

Regulus Black (young... obviously...)

Tom Riddle (not exactly eh)

Animes

Attack on Titan

Levi Ackerman

Jean Kirstein

Eren Jaeger

Mikasa Ackerman

Armin Arlert

Connie Springer

Hange Zoe

Sasha Braus

Reiner Braun

Jujutsu Kaisen

Satoru Gojo

Kento Nanami

Megumi Fushiguro

Yuuji Itadori

Suguru Geto

Shoko Ieiri

Iori Utahime

Bungo Stray Dogs

Osamu Dazai

Chuuya Nakahara

Kouyou Ozaki

Doppo Kunikida

Nakajima Atsushi

Ryunosuke Akutagawa

Ranpo Edogawa

Akiko Yosano

Junichiro Tanizaki

Tokyo Revengers

Manjiro Sano/Mickey

Ken Ryuguji/Draken

Takashi Mitsuya

Takemichi Hanagaki

Hinata Tachibana

Chifuyu Matsuno

Emma Sano

Yuzuha Shiba

Keisuke Baji

Tetta Kisaki (though i truly hate him lol)

Demon Slayer

Tanjiro Kamado

Giyu Tomioka

Nezuko Kamado

Zenitsu Agatsuma

Kyojuro Rengoku

Shinobu Kocho

Muichiro Tokito

Obanani Iguro

Mitsuri Kanroji

This list will be updated as i go! but for now these are the only characters I'll write for.

Rules (pls read)

I'm not comfortable writing nsfw themes so please don't request any

I do NOT write yandere themes.

I write mostly angst and fluff but anything else is fine! :D

I will try my best to write LGBTQ+ but I'm not FULLY aware of how things work so I'm so sorry if i make a mistake. (kind criticism is appreciated!)

I will write Character x reader and just character scenarios ONLY!!

Y'all are really free to request anytime i don't mind :)).

That's all i guess I'll see y'all on my next post!! till then bubyee!!

[boreal-sea]

I always appreciate posts that talk about pets that have been bred into unhealthy body forms, such as short-nosed dogs and cats, or breeds that are so inbred every animal of that breed is unhealthy like springer spaniels who all have brain cases too small for their brains.

One I never see talked about is sphinx cats.

An animal that cannot perform the basic hygiene tasks other members of its species can do is not healthy. Sphinx cats must be washed by their owners or they build up wax in their ears, goop on their eyes, and oils on their skin. This happens because they don't have hair. The trait that makes them "sphinxes" is also the trait that makes them unhealthy. They also can't thermoregulate as well as cats with fur. Without human intervention, these cats get dirty and sick very quickly.

If you care about breeding healthy pets, the sphinx cat needs to be on your "no" list, alongside pugs and persians and springer spaniels and french bulldogs and all the others.