#SPICY hot Cheetohs

[raidenfanclub]

time to slay team spicy

[asktsamseclipse]

Brain slow gearing Holy canoly! You gotta say what you can or can’t handle Cuz, I know you’re a bot ‘an all, but I don’t want to make you uncomfortable with it Last time I had with a little high spice i had to recover by taking pills in a week with a runny nose ‘an itchy throats Seriously, even if you don’t have the same as me, I don’t want you to go through the same pain and torture as I did! (Though if it’s not, hghfhffhg, I’m sorry if I understood wrong Xp)

🔷GrimBaloo

Look, it's really not a big-... alright. Okay. Fine. I get... a little upset when things get a little too spicy but the reactions really aren't all that bad. At least not as... -serious? As yours likely are. Trust me when I say, the Editor really IS just pulling your leg about my inability to eat spicy food.

I was able to eat spicy chips just fine. Maybe not those 'Paqui' chips but hot cheetohs are fine.

[browngirlcowgirl]

Cry Cry Cry

Breathe.

Another day another disappointment. I'm sad. How do I communicate that I am sad when I have no one to discuss it with other than the person who is making me sad and the internet.

Hot Cheetoh Puffs.

"A second on lips an eternity on the hips" rings through my mind. "Nothing taste as good as skinny feels." "I don't care what my body vraves because I rather be skinny than obese."

Life was so much simpler before. No thyroid problems. No double digit clothes. No marking the plus size section when buying clothes.

I'm sad. I'm buying clothes. Hot cheetos fillin g my mouth. I suck on the spicy puff. Turining my attention away from the scale. Greatful for my online diary.

Clothes filling my mind when he hurts my soul. I'm sad. He's upset and I know he needs to let off the steam that builds up within our stressful life.

Cry cry cry.

Eat the chips.

[modernghostfare]

okay. okay? nikto esp doesnt get spicy food super mega often so its always a treat and hed have the least highest tolerance of the others but he does have A High Tolerance. all 6 of the top tier are really like competitive and flex their tolerance. second row likes spice but mainly in the form of hot sauce. they Have a favorite hot sauce. griggs is the only one here who can actually cook so yknow he likes some. fancy lil hot sauce. a beautiful blend. while velikan and syd and lerch are like Franks Red Hot Yea! otter is like Tabasco Yea! theyre also not super competitive its like whatever they just enjoy spicy food. hot chip roze of course. look at her. classic. zane i think would fuck up flaming hot cheetohs hes like This is the only good thing america has ever done. domino agrees. bale probably gets to try them the least but esp going to thailand w mino to visit hes getting those rare flavors and hes enjoying them thoroughly. probably the least tolerance out of the others but he can Handle it. wyatt specifically likes spicy popcorn. alice has the highest tolerance and shes not like flexing it at all shes just eating hot chip every day. mace, golem, iskra, kreuger, mino (when he makes southeast asian meals), and azur tend to make spicier meals. mace esp just likes jalapeños (MUCH to ghosts dismay. he cant EAT that shit). golem makes spicy chili. kreuger stole his recipe (and im stealing this from cero :)c). price, talon, and farah are like. the Least into hot foods but still really able to handle it. farah esp just likes a strong cinnamon flavor like big red, not exactly a huge chili pepper lover. nikolai likes spice the most but he ALSO has the absolute worst tolerance. he cant finish a small pack of spicy ramen noodles without his stomach hurting. HURTING. sparks is pretty similar but he can mask it easier. alex has the highest tolerance and he really likes hot chips. gaz likes hot sauce but Not A Lot or it will upset his Tummy. and make his nose run. charly is the same but she does not care she will douse that shit when she wants. morte is the MOST cautious. soap will always take one bite and go "oh thats good" then the heat hits him and hes like "I'm good. Thank you." milsims. well that is a mixed bag honestly. rodion tries his fucking HARDEST to be nice with mino makes spicy food but he cant do it. he cant handle the spice. he doesnt like it. yegor Does not fucking get it why is his FOOD. HURTING him. ghost is pretty similar he thinks its stupid. he does not like that mace will get jalapeños in their fucking queso at every mexican restaurant. thorne will politely decline anything spicy. this is getting long so i will put franks under a readmore !

Prep Time: 15 mins. Cook Time: 8 hrs 10 mins. Total Time: 8 hrs 25 mins. Servings: All for me none of your business. Ingredients:

1 tablespoon olive oil

1 pound frank meat

salt and pepper to taste

2 cloves garlic, minced

1 teaspoon chopped fresh ginger

1 fresh jalapeno peppers, diced

1 tablespoon curry powder

1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes with juice

1 onion, sliced and quartered

1 cup frank broth

Directions: Heat the olive oil in a skillet over medium heat, and brown the frankmeat on all sides. Remove from skillet, reserving juices, and season with salt and pepper. Cook and stir the garlic, ginger, and jalapeno in the skillet for 2 minutes, until tender, and season with curry powder. Mix in the diced tomatoes and juice. Place the onion in the bottom of a slow cooker, and layer with the browned frankmeat. Scoop the skillet mixture into the slow cooker, and mix in the frank broth. Cover, and cook 6 to 8 hours on Low. Enjoy :)

[soulsxng]

Chercia dares uncle Nylla wafer to try a hot cheetoh.

"I don't eat chips normally, why would I want to try a spicy one? Besides, you can't dare someone to do something and not tell them what they win, if they do it."

@soraeia

[nekoyaz]

Yall need to stop putting flamin hot cheetohs and takis in everything. I don't want spicy corn chip ice cream

[cdfreak]

acid reflux is so fucking funny actually. allergy to food that tastes good. disease that makes you eat like a british person

[otvlanga]

Thank u for the delicious tag @azure-shades-of-blue it is much appreciated

Favorite color: Green, grey, and blue are all tied

Last song I listened to: Arabian Nights from aladdin lmao

Currently reading: Nothing, but I’m scouring the deepest reaches of AO3 for some good teldryn sero fanfiction. It’s hard being an elves’ whore

Currently watching: Rewatching 2012 strictly because that russian pilot was hot

Sweet/savory/spicy: fools, you need a sweet AND savory snack, both at once. My delicate caucasian palate can’t handle anything spicier than hot cheetohs

Current craving: attention. Also cranberry lemonade

Tea/coffee: I’m a slut for any kind of tea, I have an entire cabinet in my room filled with it, coffee gives me anxiety attacks

idk how tag games work but here 

@laughable-illusions @nekrotikon @getheeheed

[tanz-kemetica]

Why Kemetic Fandom is GOOD!

Ok, so first off let me just state that gatekeepers are essentially walking jizzbags and that gatekeeping, as a whole, is a blatant act of insecure jizzbaggery. At least 85% of all functioning humans recognize this. That other 15%? Well, they’re just a bunch of pent-up incels and it shows. Ever had an interest in something and then were assailed by controlling know-it-alls? If you answered YES then you’ve experienced gatekeeping firsthand.

Let’s explore the concept of gatekeeping. First off, it’s a practice built on irrational fear. Why would you build a gate in the first place? To keep yourself safe? To protect resources? To keep the good in and the bad out? So, in a subject of interest, fandom, etc, what are you protecting yourself against? What valuable resources can be stolen by outsiders? How do you delineate good from evil, if in fact you even subscribe to such absolutes? Remaining family-friendly in such environs aside, what harm can it realistically do if someone makes a joke or ships a couple or has a unique headcanon? Honestly.

Often enough, gatekeepers are highly insecure individuals who attach themselves to a subject, show or whatever that makes them feel better about themselves (edgelords, essentially, but can range from teens to tenured academics). As the subject/show/etc in question is important to them, it must be held with the same reverence or else the gate will start to shut. Imagine Star Trek: the Next Generation is your favorite show of all time & Jean-Luc Picard is your favorite character. How you react with and to others is what is essentially important in any fandom. Internally, you can have the greatest respect for the character, what he stands for, how he interacts with others, et al, and still be ok with someone (who may or may not be new to the show) who, let’s say, writes a purposely funny fanfic idea about Picard & Q riding off into the sunset together as a gay couple with big sombreros ready to engage in all sorts of antics. It’s when people take serious issue over something as silly as that and then proceed to lecture and virtue signal and all that happy crappy that it starts to sour the experience of the community. Someone has just come up and said that such a joke or idea is wrong, highly offensive, ignorant, etc and that it absolutely besmirches the very archetype of Jean-Luc Picard. This person isn’t merely sharing their view, they begin to speak for the whole community when they try to shut the gate. If such views aren’t challenged, the perception of the community as a whole suffers and looks toxic to the outside. This is especially important in the realm of religion, ‘mythology’-based pantheons in particular.

In a perfect world, areas of interest (not just fandoms) should be safe spaces for everyone and mods will be quick to step in and mediate every dispute. Of course, reality far from mirrors that ideal and spaces act as they do. It’s understandable that a community will want to be taken seriously. After all, no one likes to be made fun of, to feel lesser or that their interest is a joke. Kemeticism, in some larger circles, wants to be viewed as a respectable religion and gain the same recognition/protected status as, say, Christianity or Judaism. That’s perfectly fine in it’s own right. It’s when these ‘respectable’ people start going after the person who, essentially, made the Jean-Luc/Q joke that it becomes a problem. 

See, the Ancient Egyptians weren’t all doom and gloom. Yes, reverence and discipline were there, but in the appropriate times and places. Humor was abundant in old Egypt, beer was plentiful and wild stories were the norm. People making a joke about Set & Horus gallivanting around in the gayest way possible wouldn’t have spawned an impromptu stoning. It would just be laughed at because, while practice and belief were important personally, humor (even the irreverent kind) was not just perfectly acceptable to the common man but also normal.

Alright, where am I going with all of this? Kemetic ‘fandom’ is GOOD! Just because people make fun jokes or offer the gods modern foods (Set loves spicy Cheetohs and disco balls!) doesn’t necessarily mean that their personal practice is bad, their scholarship is shaky, their commitment should be questioned or that they should be lectured and kicked out of Kemetic spaces. It just means that sometimes people like to have fun (especially in a serious faith) and that they like to make light of things. In my opinion, it makes spaces more accessible, fun, light-hearted and full of real human beings, not incomplete-scholarship-spewing robots with inferiority complexes. I wear ‘kemetic fandom’ as a badge of honor because humor humanizes the gods, makes them more approachable and invites legitimate research after first interest. Gatekeepers take life way too seriously. Sometimes you just have to chill out and have hard hot apple cider with Hathor, soak up a hangover with some fig newtons with Set or get down with some sick beats from DJ Hooty-hoot!           

[mildcheeto]

u might be mildcheeto but do u eat spicy cheetos

Hot cheetohs are the shiiiiiiiit 👌

[pkmnsdarkqueen]

Mun’s greatest enemies (Monday post)

1. Cucumber-I’m allergic so my lips will itch and then it gets hard to breath. Many a dinner at someone’s house/restaurant has been interrupted by me calming asking after the fact if there is cucumber in the dish, and then excusing myself to book it to the bathroom where I can wash my mouth out with soap before it gets too bad. Also for whatever reason pickles are just fine. 

2. Glitter-I got it in my eye while working on a craft when I was 4. It was stuck in there for 6 hours, and I almost had to go to the hospital since it could of scratched the inside of my eye and permanently blinded me. To this day I refuse to touch it, and it gives me high anxiety to be around. (Once for a modeling gig I had to have glitter eyeshadow around my eyes....all around.....it was a long day.)

3. Hot foods (specifically hot Cheetos)-I’m too white for hot foods. Like the spicy chaser at Wendy’s is too hot for me. When I was 6 I tried a hot cheetoh for the first time, and wasn’t ready for the heat. I made a face and cringed. However due to a deviated septum, basically my nose is splitting down the middle on the inside, food can easily come out my nose. A whole hot cheetoh got stuck in my nose, and only came out after some jumping exercises in ballet. It was a highly painful experience during and after coming out though, I was blowing out cheetah dust for an hour. 

(An over come enemy!)

4. There is a bathroom next to my room at home which I use. However from the time when I was 5 to the time I was 17 I refused to use the shower or bath. Basically when I was 5 I had a horrifying nightmare where a hammer head shark came up from the drain, bit my leg, and then ripped it off. Despite having remodeled the bathroom in middle school I still refused to use it because I refused to tempt fate. 

[astraltide]

@rnbw64​ asked: What is Ula's favorite and least favorite foods?

FAVORITE FOODS. Subpar gas station foods. The soft pretzels, the hotdogs that have been on the hotdog turner for 9+ hours, Fritos with hotdog chili and nacho cheese on top (eaten straight from the fun-size Fritos bag with a spork), spam musubi.  These questionably-safe-to-eat delicacies. 

These are her favorites because these were the first Earth foods she’d ever tried.  She landed in a beach town somewhere in California, USA, and the first thing on her list was to try human food. I mean.... back home she just be killing fish in her hair and absorbing the nutrients.  Anyway.  So she runs across this like 13 year old boy on his skateboard and is like “hello where can I get good food?” And this 13 year old 100% takes her to the local 7-Eleven (as a 13 year old boy would) and shows her the “best” foods, including the above-mentioned delicacies.  So yeah, gas station hot dogs and pretzels are lit.  Also they could drink soy sauce probably.

LEAST FAVORITE FOODS.  Spicy foods (including McDonald’s Sprite). She doesn’t like the burning sensation on her tongue. They will call an ambulance after consuming one  (1) Flamin’ Hot Cheetoh. 

[decollagemedia]

Cancel my plans - Hot Cheeto Revolution pop-up is happenng right now THIS WEEKEND in south Denver. We got FLAMIN HOT CHEETO ROLLED ICE CREAM! Its so spicy we love it. Also, isn't it CheetoH?? when did they take off the H? Mandella????? Come to Neveria Chamoy any time this weekend to support these local food heroes. So. Blessed. Bless Up. Fam.🙏❤ (at Neveria Chamoy Ice Cream and Other Snacks) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7coojdlUt4/?igshid=6oeohxhb80td

[tayegi]

You + hot cheetohs 💕💕💕💕

YESSSSSS. WHO NEEDS MEN WHEN YOU HAVE SPICY FRIED CARBS???? U KNOW ME TOO WELL

[smuttyfairy]

Bambam, Summer, super spicy

All you wanted was a blue drink and hot chips. The summer sun was piercing your skin, your body sprawled out on Bambam’s driveway. “Where did that boy go?” you muttered, wiping beads of sweat from your forehead. The sudden sound of footsteps made your eyes flutter open. A shadow passed by for a moment giving you a breif sense of relief from the heat. You felt someone throw a bag on your stomach, a cool bottle of a blue liquid next to your cheek.“Y/n, they were out of flamin hots. I got the other ones.” You sat up, watching Bambam glance at the bag in your lap. You saw the black bag. XXXtra flaming hot. You shrugged, the hotter the better. You hated the heat, but you loved spicy. It was complicated. You open the bag and dug in, relishing in the heat and spice of the unhealthy chips. “Lemme try one.” Bambam said, opening his mouth. You looked over, a sudden rush of blood to your cheeks as his plump lips parted. You threw one in his mouth and looked away, trying to calm yourself down. The chip went deep in his mouth, and Bambam, startled, coughed harshly. Almost choking on a cheetoh wasn’t cool. At all. You looked back, watching your friend try to breath for his life, snickering. He was so awkward, but it was just another reason you loved him. - Admin Jaefairy

[rattanachronicles-blog]

In collaboration with Hurtado BBQ; all my opinions are my own. Thank you for supporting the restaurants that support Little Things with Mo!

I have always loved eating at food trucks. I think there’s something so unique and special about being able to get excellent food from a truck. All the magic and love that goes into the food happens in a small space and it’s a different environment from a restaurant. I had the pleasure of trying out a barbecue food truck that has been getting some great reviews!

Brandon is the man behind Hurtado. He states that he always had a passion for cooking but his love for barbecue didn’t get serious until last year. Hurrtado started off as pop-up events at breweries where his food would sell out. Because of that success, he decided to go with a larger smoker and a food truck. Pretty soon, they will be opening a restaurant this upcoming November!

What I applaud the most about Hurtado is changing up the meat menu! Usually, it’s pretty much the same meats at every barbecue restaurant but Hurtado is bringing quail to the game and it’s delicious!

Future things to look for? The new restaurant in November! They will be serving smoked s’mores for dessert and BBQ-inspired brunch on Sundays with dishes such as brisket migas and pulled pork huevos rancheros! His favorite menu item? Smoked quail and spare ribs His little thing? When he opens his wallet to buy coffee in the morning and sees a stick note his girlfriend had left him – telling him how proud she is. Aw!

The Little Things of Hurtado BBQ

Seeing a small business become successful Food trucks Beautiful weather for eating outside Watching people do what they love

WHAT WE ORDERED:

El Jefe Platter: This amazing spread definitely contains enough food for 3-4 people! It contains 1 smoked quail, 1/4lb brisket, spare ribs, pork belly burnt ends, and sausage. All for $25! All the meats were good but my favorite was definitely the smoked quail. It’s such a unique BBQ meat dish I haven’t seen at other places and it’s definitely something you can’t miss! 4/5

Chili Mac: I love myself a good side dish of mac n cheese with BBQ and this hit the spot with it’s cross in texture of the mac n cheese and what I believe was something like hot cheetohs sprinkled above it. The flavor was a tad bit blend but still a decent side! 3.5/5

Serrano Coleslaw: When I first dug into this dish, I totally forgot that the first word was serrano and the spice really hit me! I’m usually a weakling for spice but my mom is a champ and she definitely thought the side was decently spicy. I’ve never had spicy coleslaw before but I think I like the twist! Definitely something to try! 4/5

Sausage

Pork belly burnt ends

Quail

SERVING:

Meats (prime beef ribs, prime brisket, pork spare ribs, pork belly burnt ends, smoked Texas quail, house sausage

El Jefe Platter (described above)

Sides – chili mac, spicy charro beans, serrano coleslaw, smoked elotes

Dessert – house cupcakes

If you want beer, there’s a brewery (Division Brewing) next door!

REMEMBER – they open on Saturday at 11AM and if you want the best meats and choices – get there early because they close when they sell out and they sell out fast!

TIP: You can pre-order ahead of time on their website and pick up your food by 10:30AM! Do so on their  website!

Serrano Coleslaw

Mac n Cheese

WHAT I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO ORDERING NEXT

The quail again with the smoked elotes!

PARKING: Small parking lot to the side with street parking

Check out my Dallas, TX – Ultimate Guide on Where to Eat and Drink!

Happy eating!

Hurtado BBQ 506 E Main St Suite B Arlington, TX 76010

Hurtado BBQ || Watching people do what they love In collaboration with Hurtado BBQ; all my opinions are my own. Thank you for supporting the restaurants that support Little Things with Mo!