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[bluiex]

I can't keep things brief. Enjoy 1 of possibly 3 shroom stories to come, but please remove my username!

Bdubs has the braincell.

Scar drops by to be an ass.

Mumbo is sad.

If you're following the Father Spore AU, you already know what you're in for.

- 🩸 (slightly different emoji since I'm submitting this from my computer)

“I say we blow ‘em all up.”

Mumbo’s head sank further into his hands, combed black hair parting untamed between fingers.

“Scar’s gettin’ more aggressive. He already took down the entire science facility, killed a bunch of people and turned Cub. And now he’s got Grian! We’re running outta options here!”

“Grian is not gone yet!” the mayor pounded his fist on the desk. “And we will not resort to blowing up the shopping district just because we haven’t found the cure yet!”

“The cure IS blowing up the shopping district, genius!” Bdubs growled and leaned over the desk challenging his boss. “Shoot the laser, send the antifungal, and watch ‘em dry up. You asked Grumbot for a plan and that’s the one he gave us. So do it!”

Mumbo’s dark eyes glared back, but his lip quivered under the advisor’s gaze. His facade chipped apart like broken machinery, emotions falling back into disarray.

“I can’t do it, Bdubs. I can’t. I can’t kill him after we’ve recovered so many others. He just has a different strand of the infection! Something we haven’t cultured a strong enough drug for yet. If you’d just give me more time to-”

“Time to what? Let the dead scientists keep working? Ask Cub for some skulk? Scar crippled us when he infected the lab and we’re all outta time.” He pulled out his pocket watch for added emphasis.

The golden sheen reflected movement outside the room. Mumbo glanced behind him to see Grian stumbling through the hall in a trance.

“Grian wait!”

The words fell on deaf ears as Mumbo rushed forward, Bdubs on his heels. Grian pushed the door open and a gust of heavy, wet air swept inside of town hall. An overcast gray sky groaned with rain. Wind whipped the once diamond studded trees until their leaves blew off and fell at the foot of a certain man in a purple vest.

“Afternoon Mumbo, Bdubs!” He waved, pulling one hand off his cane. “Lovely day for a stroll isn’t it?”

Mumbo gripped Grian’s arm to hold him back, but the bird wasn’t moving. Instead, he stared lovingly at the monster before them, eyes heavy with purple fog. His wings drooped and fanned out behind him in a display of submission. Fans of shelf fungi peeked out from between his dull feathers and clouds of spores fell out as he puffed them gently.

“Mister mayor! Get away from him!” Bdubs yanked Mumbo back and knocked the sticky pollen off his hands. Despite his size, he manhandled the mayor until Mumbo’s arms were pinned behind his back.

“Grian! Bdubs, stop! You cant’-!Grian!!!”

The words didn’t have much meaning coming from his lips. Scar chuckled and tapped his cane on the pavement.

“Just thought I’d stop by to give you a referendum.” He purred. “The Mycelium Resistance is ready to strike. You have until Friday to submit and join us because on Saturday we’ll be busy celebrating our victory. But I’m not saying this as a threat! Oh no, no, no. Quite the opposite in fact! This is an opportunity for you!”

“You really should listen, Mumbo.” Grian sighed dreamily. “If only you could know this wonder, this feeling of… connection. Pleasure. Love…”

Father Spore hummed in agreement.

“As my sweet sporeling said, there’s nothing to be afraid of. I take good care of my children. You’ll have everything you could ever want or dream of. The Mycelium welcomes all and only grows on you.” He smirked at his own pun. “I know that you miss him, Mumbo. He’s such a pretty thing. But as you see, he’s come to his senses. Come along now Grian.”

Mumbo struggled helplessly watching the bird descend the stairs and run happily into Father Spore’s embrace. Grian nuzzled against Scar’s vest affectionately, breathing in deeply the scent of earth, moisture, and sweet tinges of lust that floated off him.

“So beautiful,” Scar mused, idly running his hand through Grian’s unkempt, mushroom-laced wings. Green eyes locked with Mumbo’s and Scar slid his hand down Grian’s back, making a show of caressing his ass. Grian moaned at the touch and rocked against Scar’s hips.

“So close to perfection, my songbird. I can’t wait to fill you again; hear you beg and plead for more of Daddy’s cock…”

“BASTARD!”

Scar snickered while Bdubs gripped the mayor tighter.

“This is what peace looks like,” he said calmly, snaking his arm around Grian’s waist. “Join us Mumbo, or I’ll make that incident at the lab look like a birthday party compared to this Friday. You have five days.”

Father Spore turned on his heel and walked away with Grian held lovingly at his side.

“Mumbo! Mumbo! It’s okay! Stop listening to him! Calm down!”

The mayoral assistant was having a hard time restraining the thrashing mayor.

“Okay?! He’s being bloody kidnapped! And if you don’t let go of me this instant, Grian’s going to be-”

“Grian is GONE your mayorship! Didn’t ya see how he waltzed right into Scar’s arms? There’s nothing left! His brain’s turned to soup!”

The mayor looked on as the pair turned out of sight and vanished. A single, shoddy feather blew across the pavement before the wind carried it away and the hush of rain fell over the shopping district. He was gone. He was gone. Mumbo knew it, but his tongue refused to admit it.

When his struggles died down, Bdubs slowly let go and placed a hand on Mumbo’s shoulder.

“I’m sorry, mayor. I really am sorry...”

He wanted to respond to Bdubs, he really did, but instead Mumbo’s trembling legs gave up and sank to his knees on the concrete porch.

Gray noise filled the world and his thoughts alike.

[dumbcinnabun]

i''m soooooooooo high guyss ,/<3 someone should rape w me abouuut it

[myyxomatosiis]

if you even care.

[gezellig-writes]

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and read this by @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis

All their work is phenomenal but Honey, if you stay is just ✨exquisite ✨

[sp1derw1re]

THIS YOGHURT IS SO GOOD OMGGG

[warm-mangoes-with-chai]

Just watched this week's JJK & TGCF eps- I feel wondrous again and I'm gonna be okay 🥹🧡

[oh-gh0st]

Now, now, I believe you were calling for me? I'm sorry for keeping you waiting, Ghost. Can I do something to make it up to you? We can go for dinner or a drive in my car...

OHHHHH MY GOD. D OOO NOT APOLOGIZE ATSUSHI......... Yes indeed I was calling for you. ^-^ d...... Dinner sounds really Nice ! smiling nervously.....

[de-dpool]

dp, i NEED to know what some of ur most deadliest combos for food are. mayo mixed with mustard? or what? plz tell me… u seem like the kind of guy to put tuna on pizza…

did you know that milk curdles when you put lemon in it? not a fan!! also mayo with mustard isn’t even that crazy, ever tried boiled eggs with mustard?

i am the type of guy to have tuna on pizza, but not just any tuna! RAW TUNA. like sashimi! hear me out. try it on a Margherita pizza. and of course, Hawaiian pizza with olives is really good.

i really like mango with chilli as well,,,,

i know this makes me sound like a head case, and i probably am but it’s SOOO GOOODD! also watermelon and feta is really nice (i need help)

cream cheese with cheetos and balsamic is also literally the best thing ever you will ascend to godhood like me when you taste it

caramelised prawns are also crazy good :3

and avocado on toast with capers

[laughingdrawingaces]

some the uncanny X-Men #2 previews!!! this looks sooo gooodd

[sensitive-neuvi-enthusiast]

omg hear me out, yknow that prompt where like 2 friends are at a club for whatever reason. The female friend just starts absolutely killing it at the pole and the other friend is just watching the whole thing, jaw dropped all the way to hell wondering where the fuck they learned that from.

Can I have this prompt with chubby!fem!reader and choso? 👀 I read your other chubby!r fic and it was sooo gooodd

-🫶🏻

Of course, of course! 🫶anon

Content: Suggestive sexual themes, chubby!fem!reader, mentions of a club, not proofread

"Are you sure about this?" Choso asked softly, looking around the dimly lit club. The music thumping so loud your bodies vibrated. "I'll be fine, plus it sounds like fun!" You had exclaimed, looking back to one of the workers who had offered to allow someone to dance. Using a pole. It's not that Choso didn't want you to, but, well...he wasn't really sure why he was so hesitant. So he nodded. Taking a seat and allowing you to dance, apparently a dream you've had. Since when? He didn't know.

Nursing on his drink, he watched you, and also kept tabs on others.

Maybe that was it. He didn't want anyone to hurt you. Or get any ideas. It's not like he was dating you, you were just friends. But he couldn't lie, he's had a little crush on you for a while. He'd never tell you that though.

The music got louder, creating a beat anyone could dance to. His eyes widened, watching your plush thighs wrap around the pole, chest pressed against it too. Pulling yourself to the top, thighs gripping hard to the pole before you let go. No hands. Head back as you slid down, spinning at the same time. Where had you learned this? And how come he didn't know?! Not that you owed him but, he felt an uncomfortable feeling in his jeans, shifting. Eyes watching you as you worked the pole like you owned it. Like you had your own at home.

And when you were done, he looked at you, watching you take a seat across from him. Sweat on your skin.

"Where did you learn that?" He asked.

"Oh? I take classes, it's actually a good work out. Keeps me active and who knows, I could use the knowledge for other purposes." You giggled, taking a sip of his drink. The uncomfortable feeling had come back.

He hoped you didn't notice, as he slid a twenty over your way for the performance.

[staybeautifu1]

OH the albatross is sooo gooodd !!! and i cant get over the references in it to charles baudelaire's poem the albatross or at leats like the parallels i can see between the 2

[kittenninja14]

Ninjago Recommendation #9

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Y'ALLL!!!!! THIS FIC IS SOOO CUTE!!!!

It takes place in the movie-verse but b4 the movie actually starts.

The summary:

Lloyd is an emphath meaning he can feel everyone's emotions. Sadly everyone hates him. But that doesn't stop him from giving comfort and love to others in a similar state like him.- starting with a certain blue-eyed boy.

YALLL!!! THIS FIC IS SOOOOO GOOODD!!! IT DEFINITELY IS A GIANT MUST READ!!!!

If y'all are Lloyd stans, this fic is purr-fect for you!! <33

This fic is overally (i just made a word!! :D) A-MEOW-ZING!!!

(And here’s a thing… I never just had off the “a-meow-zing” title to everyone. The fics that I really love get that token.)

Anyways, i gtg to do ELA and do a district assessment :')

wish me luck!! byeeeeee!!

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[planetsage]

HI NEW MOOTIE!! i luvv your theme so much!! it’s literally sooo creative and captivating 👩🏽‍🍳💗 anywayyy, how are you?

AAA THANK YOU SM🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️i was literally just abt to hit ur inbox, baby. we’re already in sync. i lovvveeee your theme kobeni is the cutest ever🌬️🌬️ and im gooodd just writing n listening to music hru, pretty :33 🤾🏾‍♀️🤾🏾‍♀️

[her-favorite]

HELLOOOOOO JUST WANTED TO ASK HOW YOUR DAY IS GOINGGGGG ALSO IS THERE ANY SPECIFIC MADISON BEER SONG YOU LIKE??? 💕

HI ANGELL!! IT WENT GOOODD! I spent awhile looking around stores for a Silence Between Songs record but legit couldn’t find one anywheree 😭 so im going back out tomorrow! But hbu??!

BUTTT if i HAD to choose a fav, it would def be Nothing Matters But You!! It’s sooo gorgeous it’s actually embarrassing how much i listen to it

[kiarastromboli]

https://www.tumblr.com/kiarastromboli/751374815826411520/i-thought-im-straight-i-need-a-face-reveal?source=share

hii babbyy not being rude but just giving tips,

i feel like clean girl / more natural makeup would fit you sooo gooodd 🙏

Hi girly, I don't really like that kind of makeup. I've been wearing makeup since I was 12 (I'm 20 now), and I've had the chance to experiment with many different styles. The one I currently have suits me and I like it much more than what you're suggesting. You have the right to your opinion, but I won't change my way of doing my makeup because I like it and I do it for my own pleasure, not for others. 🫶🏻

[livelaughlovemetroboominn]

YALL TYLER THE CREATOR NEW ABLUM IS SOOO GOOODD