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What to do if You Don’t Like an Author’s Fanfic or Take on a Trope:
Stop reading.
Find another fanfic that is more suitable to your tastes.
Read that one instead.
Bonus tip If you’re considering sending the author unsolicited messages about how much you disliked their fic, consider one of the following options instead:
Don’t.
Get a life.
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. by Chris Weitz
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when you get an idea for a fic but you know you’re going to have to really take your time with it in order to properly capture all the little details and plot points and themes you want to convey, but also you’re an impatient bitch who wants to write out and read that fun story in your head right fuckin’ now
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i love that in the first book, bella’s free time from school & dealing w moody vampires is just. cooking dinner & reading the same book 5 times in a row.
it may seem like a lack of character development- but i too spend most of my time trying to remember the basic necessities i need to not die & hyperfocusing on a single piece of media for 8 months.
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“If you don’t like stuff don’t be a dick about it.”
– David Jenkins
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literally the only time bella ever mentions the word brother with jacob it’s when she’s talking abt how she loves him and can’t be without him but she’s riddled through like swiss cheese or whatever and she knows she’s stringing him along bc of her edward sized hole but she can’t not be around him bc she loves him and she says i wish. i WISH he was my brother so i could have some kind of claim on him and have him in my life forever unapologetically that is NOT the same as loving somebody as a brother like. at all thats her feeling guilty as fuck bc she knows they’re in love w each other but can’t bring herself to take that leap bc of her edward addiction
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"Until my heart stops beating." "Maybe even then."
THE TWILIGHT SAGA (2008-2012)
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The whole cover story for Renesmee is just SO funny to me.
They're really going with "I lost my parents. My older brother was adopted, like me. I never saw him after that. But the courts located me when he and his wife died in a car accident, leaving their only child without any other family." I know it's a fake story so it doesn't like, matter, but my brain is like, "wait, there's no one on the wife's side who could take this kid? The best option is the estranged teenage brother of the husband? Who just graduated high school and still lives with his parents?"
And also, the baby has Bella's eyes, and we named her after Bella and Edward's mothers rather than like, idk, honoring her dead parents somehow.
The Cullens have never been great at cover stories but this one takes the cake, IMO, I just cannot imagine a scenario where child welfare services would be like, yes, the best option is to give her to her 18-year-old bio uncle who had no relationship with her parents. I know it's a fake story but, geez.
The smart thing to do would be to tell everyone ESME AND CARLISLE adopted a baby (which Charlie suggests because he has common sense!), given their long history as adopted and foster parents, but that would rain on Bella's motherhood parade ("She's mine. I WANT her.") so they couldn't do that.
So yeah they're going with these two newly-graduated, newly-wed teenagers being a given a baby.
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I will Never be over that shot in New Moon where Bella throws a slice of pizza and it turns into a wrench that Jacob catches on beat. God, there isn’t a single time i’ve seen that without going
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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation
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Stephenie was on some wild shit when she said "warmth and sunlight and being yourself effortlessly and caring about what makes you comfortable and homemade gifts that you love" cannot win against "cold and stone and feeling inadequate and having your wishes and boundaries ignored and condescension and expensive gifts that make you uncomfortable."
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The trunk of a tree covered in moss
Hall of Moss, Hoh rainforest, Washington, March 2023
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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