#SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

[introloves]

CONCEPT FOR SOMETHING ILL TAKE 20 YEARS TO WRITE BUT IM PUTTING IT OUT INTO THE INTERNET IN HOPES IT GIVES ME MOTIVIATION: volley bunny

[spineless-lobster]

AUGHHHHHH THE GUITAR SHREDDDD

I LOVE ACHILLES’ LAUGH HE’S SUCH A SLEAZE BAG I LOVE HIMMMMM

[abba-enthusiast]

This might actually be my last straw (my bangs weren’t behaving this morning so i used the straightening iron to make them look somewhat okay and now it rained on them and they look even worse than before)

[ryuzxzombies]

idk how to explain this one chat just bear with me here

original dan hentschel screenshot under the cut

[the-kuvira-beifong]

not me crying actual hurt tears over a roleplay ending

[rosethornxs]

Y’all I started my period last night and I am ungodly levels of fuckin horny right now. I feel like some kind of rabid beast. Someone please put me down.

[smallpwbbles]

OH MY GOD OH MY GO OOD SNACK BA R

HOW COULD YOU DISLIKE TOM AND MADDIE HOW COULD YOUUUU??

TOM IS SO COMMITTED TO THE DONUT LORD THING, THAT IS SONICS DAAAAD

THESE ARE HIS PARENTS SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

[snailfizz]

SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

[chilegp]

SOMEONE FUCKING SEDATE MEEEEEE ARGGHHHAHEGHHHJEKRKXKKI

[thelasttime]

SWEET NOTHING AND LOVER IN THE DENIAL PLAYLIST SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

[heavenbarnes]

I’m shitting bricks please help me oh my god

So, I love big boys (naturally) but I’m a pretty small trans guy and always thought they’d prefer bigger people. I don’t know, that’s what I always heard :'>

But I’ve started going to the gym recently and this really big, hunky guy has been hitting me nonstop and I swear I almost throw up every single time. He’s so hot and I’ve never had anyone show that much interest in me in such a respectful way.

I really hope I’m not misinterpreting the signs or anything, but he literally offered to braid my hair for me because it kept falling out of my ponytail, keeps showing me how to do the exercises, compliments my outfits and pride pins, etc. and he took off his shirt to show me his goddamn tattoos (someone sedate meeeeee he has chest hair toooo)

Should I ask for his number? He’s like 28 and I’m 22, would that be weird? :^

this is so FUN i love this for you 🫶🏼 if you’d like to ask for his number, you can only but try, my friend!

i mean, definitely sounds like he’s interested in being around you (can’t blame him) so i say go for it if you feel like it

if you do, make sure you report back!

[creampuffqueen]

last day of work SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

[priorslice40]

Holy fucking balls I'm going through so much gay panic rn idk I'm flustered as hell looking at them 🙈 someone sedate meeeeee

self control lost. its posting flickory hours

bonus delta :

[weapon-ish]

if you're wondering how i'm doing, i turned to my wife and said "i need a cigarette, a blunt, three shots - of vodka, six espresso, four

(PAUSING THIS POST FOR THE SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT CROWLEY ADKS FOR SIX SHOTS OF ESPRESSO IN ONE BIG CUP AND AZ ASKS IF THAT MAKES HIM FEEL BETTER AND HE SAYS NOT REALLY WHICH IS ABOUT HOW I FUCKING FEEL THANKS THAT WAS MY SIX SHOTS OF ESPRESSO)

(anyways)

four tabs of acid, and a fistfight"

im... two years alcohol-sober and nearly a year off weed bc they both make me insane but SOMEBODY SEDATE ME. SOMEBODY KILL MEEEEEE. i may try to convince someone to take me to get red bull just so i have some normalcy in my life. everything hurts

[myspacepoet]

my girlfriend she eats grass

SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

[girlrry]

SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

ending it all