#SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A HUG

[bealzebubbb]

hiiii gently slides you more s5 jarchivist art. i miss you jonathan sims

[seirindono]

The Missing Scarf VIII - part 59

Thoughts

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[selunesfavouriteprincess]

y’know what, I have a newfound appreciation for the Rolan stans. i always liked him just fine and i got why people wanted to be able to romance him on a basic level, but I didn’t really think deeper than that. and then i found out that he is solely responsible for the survival of several of the adult tiefling refugees and all of the children (outside of Mol and Arabella) because he was able to fight back against the Absolutists and take out enough of them to allow the others a chance at escape. and he feels like he’s useless because his siblings got captured even though so many would be dead if not for him. and then he finally gets to his apprenticeship and the master wizard he’d looked up to turns out to be an abusive shitbag to him. and when he becomes the master of the tower the first thing he does is immediately move his siblings in with him because he wants them to be safe and settled. this man needs a hug so badly i get it i really do

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the [Federation] baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and [Richarlyson's] even sadder now, right? Phil: I can put my hand through the bars. Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us! Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac? Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch. Phil: I'm here for you. [...] We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate. Pac: Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.

Phil visits Pac and Richarlyson in jail.

* Pac's quote here is a direct reference to Fuga Impossivel, where Cell (Cellbit) had a cellphone he used to threaten people with his "contacts from the outside." (In reality, the phone had no signal, but that's how he earned his name "Cell")

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Pac: Richarlyson feeling a little bit sad 'because 'cus he's locked up, you know? That's why he's using a different kind of hat.

Phil: Oh, Jesus Christ. Wait– why's Richarlyson's [happiness] bar gone down?

Pac:Yeah, 'because 'cus he's unhappy, 'cus, well, we kind of like, got locked up, and it's his birthday today, and he's feeling a little bit sad about like, growing up, you know?

Phil: Is that why he's got a different cow head on?

Pac: Yeah, yeah, and to try to help him, I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and he's even sadder now, right? [Richarlyson shakes his head] Yeah, but look – jail is fun!

Phil: I can put my hand through the bars.

Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us!

Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac?

Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch.

Phil: I'm here for you. [Cracks up]

Pac: I miss human touch. Oh my god, a hand! Richas, you want to touch a hand? Touch uncle Phil hand. [Laughs]

Phil: Yeah, right here.

Pac: Touch it, Richas! Connect with every–

Phil: I can get you out, I can get you out, I don't know if I'll get punished though, but we'll see. [Laughs]

Pac: I don't think you're going to get punished. [He looks at Richarlyson] Right? [Richarlyson shakes his head, holding a camera] There's nothing wrong about setting two persons out of the jail.

Phil: Yeah, I feel like you've learned your lesson, right?

Pac: Yeah, I won't try to kidnap the baker.

Phil: Oh, Richarlyson wants you to take a photo of, like, hands touching, I think.

Pac: Oh. Ok, let me...

[They stand there, holding hands in silence until Richarlyson takes a photo, then they burst into laughter.]

Pac: Well, Richas, you wanna do the same? I can take a picture of you! I just need a paper. [Pac checks his inventory] ...I don't have any papers, if you have one?

Phil: [Still cracking up as he holds hands with Richarlyson]

Pac: I need the paper, Richarlyson!

Phil: I have paper, there you go.

Pac: Oh, thank you.

Phil: We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate.

Pac: Look! [Laughs and throws Phil the photo] Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.

Phil: I can – hold on, let me see, let me see...

Pac: Maybe like a cellphone? Or maybe a gaming setup so me and Richarlyson could put some gaming in here, you know, so we can play games?

Phil: I can – I could just break you out. [Laughs] But it's up to you – do you want to be out?

Pac: Yeah, if – Richas, you want to get out of this prison? I know it's bigger and better than our house. Look at the size of this, Phil! You wanna, like–

[Richarlyson breaks the jail bars and lets himself out, then replaces the bars to keep Pac inside]

Phil: [Dying]

Pac: ALL ALONG? Wait – we have been in here for the past 15 minutes, Richas! Oh my god. Ok, ok, I'm done, I'm done. I'm just gonna stay here. I'm just gonna stay here. [Pac walks to a corner of the cell and sits down facing the wall]

Phil: [Still wheeze-laughing] Dude...

Pac: I'm just gonna stay here.

Phil: I can't– [wheezes] I can't break these blocks, he's locked us in!

Pac: RICHARLYSON–

[farshootergotme]

Okay, but the way he hugs himself? That was diabolical.

Batman #416

[wise-girl13]

Do you know who I'm thinking about? Mark the NPC from Mythos and Magic. And how fucking devastating of betrayal he must be feeling right now. His 3 best friends and the horse that he cares about have been lying to him. He can't even trust Arlos/Champion right now cause he doesn't know if the feelings Arlos are feeling are real or he's being played just to keep him nieve. It does put things into perspective for him, but he's kicking himself for being so blind and wondering what he's done wrong not to earn the trust of his best friends.

[justalittleraven]

"I promised to bring you with me, and I failed you."

[vilevexedvixen]

[commentgoblin]

There’s something that gets me about Colin Provolone man. About hating the one thing you are best at and needing to be good at it for the good of the world but not wanting it. Being cursed when ‘I don’t think I even did anything’ just because you were born. Trying so hard to make something right even when you know it is never enough. Not being included in the group until the end right before everything falls apart (everyone else used telepathy. No one told him. No one told him.) never belonging anywhere until finally you stop trying. You stop hoping you can be more.

You hunt the evil because you’re good at it and someone has to.

It doesn’t matter what you want.

It never has.

[cimmanonrowl]

Do you ever see a clip or rewatch an episode of Aaron and Jack and you think to yourself “Omg Aaron Hotchner is such a good father,” only to remember that he actually grew up in abuse? And now we’re both crying because it took him a lot of pain, suffering, and trauma as a kid to be that soft and brave to break the trauma cycle. Oh, Hotch you big, old man come here and let me give you a hug.

[totallynotashieldagent]

I Promised An Always

Pairing: Satoru Gojo/Reader

Summary: Post-Shibuya, the scars that cover Gojo makes him insecure. He pretends to be fine for everyone but only his wife sees how hollow he's become.

Author's Note: I saw a post by @dekusdante and how there's very less "soft" fics or non smutty fics for Gojo and i was like??? i'mma be the change i want to see???

Months. It’d been months since Shibuya. Since Satoru had been home, since he’d almost lost so much, since he did lose enough, since he almost lost himself. 

They’d won but not come out unscathed. Everyone bore the marks of the battle. Him most of all. And now, he couldn’t stand it. Them, himself, the mirrors, any of it. 

Outside everyone saw him as he’d always been. Bright smile, careless attitude and confident. Inside, however, he was hollow. Broken man with a broken body, and no matter how desperately you wanted to make him feel loved, he always pulled away. 

Even now, in the silent darkness of the room. He lied curled up on his side of the bed. When you’d reached out, as you did every night since he’d been back, he would always pull away. 

“Not tonight.” He whispered with rehearsed ease. 

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Fic Master List.

[slaymiedrysdale]

Kinda crazy how these are like a month apart.

[owlsie-hoot]

"How are we supposed to just..."

"Carry on without them? Haven't a damn clue. Take comfort in those we do have, I suppose? There's also whisky?"

04.03

[zomboire]

colored sketch of mike afton :B

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

Client: I'll have a martini, dry

Desmond Miles, on his first day bartending after escaping a cult, looking at all the wet ingredients under the bar counter: uuuhh... I don't know how to tell you this, buddy...

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I'm sorry this is super angsty and sad…!

König and the things he's heard when trying to date women:

"You're too clingy. If you're looking for a mom then maybe go hook up with some other girl."

"You're too eager, it's making me uncomfortable."

"Let me give it to you straight, I mean someone has to… The way you brought me flowers and then tried to get into my pants? Sorry but you're a walking red flag. You really need to work on yourself."

"You're a very nice guy, but I already found someone :)"

"Military...? Ahahah, sorry, but no." *leaves table*

"I'm sorry. You're just not my type."

"I'm sorry, that's just… You're too big." *doesn't even stay for the night*

And the worst of it happened when he was on the brink of cumming inside this cute girl who finally smiled at him and allowed him to go in without a condom, when their gazes locked for a moment and he asked: "Can I be your boyfriend…?"

"Oh König… I already have a boyfriend."

After the session, she just pulled up her briefs and pulled down her skirt and gave him a pat on the chest. "Don't worry big boy. I'm sure you'll find someone nice soon!"