river-crowned-king
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They/ThemIn a hodgepodge of fandoms. I’m only along for the ride that is my hyperfixations chaining me to a comet while I scream for dear life. Please help me this comet WILL crash soon.
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river-crowned-king · 3 days ago
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Something I think would be funny: Nightmare desperately trying to create negativity in the multiverse but everything he does end up creating positivity instead no matter how hard he tries
He destroys the statue of a great figure in the underground ? Turns out that person had a controversy and monsters were looking to take the statue down anyway but didn't have enough money yet
He creates a flood in Hotland with Waterfall's water ? The water end up in a dry field that was dying and can now bloom again thanks to the new lake created by the flood
For once he kills someone ? That person was a dangerous criminal that was heavily wanted but nobody could catch him and would have been sentenced to death anyway
He brings in three henchmen so they can be miserable due to their incompatible personalities ? They become besties and overcome their trauma together
He brings in a fourth one so he would be left out by the first three ? They took him under their wing and for the first time in years he doesn't feel so lonely anymore
Nightmare just tries so hard but it doesn't work and he is pissed
And then one day he gifts someone a pastries and they happen to have an allergy and die
And he doesn't know what to think about it
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river-crowned-king · 3 days ago
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i had a thought earlier,, mayb he wud do this
(error is by loverofpiggies, and ink is by comyet :3)
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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THABK YOUUTTUUYYYYYUU COULDNT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU
I am determined to get all three boop badges. Nothing will stop me. I WILL prevail
,,,,I've been doing this for almost two straight hours. I meant to start writing. I think I need help kdsjfkjsldfj
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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WE'VE DONE IT FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!! ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!! I HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED MY DREAM OF ALL THREE BOOP BADGES!!!1!11!!!!!!!!!!
I am determined to get all three boop badges. Nothing will stop me. I WILL prevail
,,,,I've been doing this for almost two straight hours. I meant to start writing. I think I need help kdsjfkjsldfj
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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trying and failing to boop back everyone who's booping me
this truly is a warfront out here dear lord
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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these boops are the best thing to ever happen to tumblr omg
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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HELL YEAH I'M DOWN LETS DO THIS THING
I am determined to get all three boop badges. Nothing will stop me. I WILL prevail
,,,,I've been doing this for almost two straight hours. I meant to start writing. I think I need help kdsjfkjsldfj
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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I am determined to get all three boop badges. Nothing will stop me. I WILL prevail
,,,,I've been doing this for almost two straight hours. I meant to start writing. I think I need help kdsjfkjsldfj
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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Switching to desktop just so I can do this fr
How on EARTH are you sending super boops and evil boops ???? I need to know so I can retaliate!!!!!
Hold down the boop button until it flips! Less than three is super, more than three is evil >:3c (not sure if this is only on desktop)
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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,,,,,this is so Bluejay coded
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Don’t ask me where I got this idea because I don’t know
Chara didn’t know Cross’s password :)
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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Inktobertale Day 2: Where it all began
Okay so I actually finished this one a while ago. I just kept forgetting to post it 💀💀💀
I do really like how it turned out though! I like to experiment with sketching with markers, and I think that technique really brought this one together!
I’ve been too busy and unmotivated to participate in Inktobertale much this year, but I’ve still really enjoyed it. It helped spark my creativity, and it actually got me drawing again, at least a little bit
Ink belongs to Comyet
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river-crowned-king · 8 days ago
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Based off this post by @howlsofbloodhounds
The AU mentioned is Slumbertale by @/rainingskeletons
Trying my best to get rid of an art block this is a struggle
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river-crowned-king · 9 days ago
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headcanons 2 electric boogaloo part 103 because i'm still not normal
(The first post cut me off in character limit, so here's the continuation :3)
(These can be general headcanons, found family, queer platonic, or poly if you want to interpret them in any way ^^)
There's couch that can fit then entire gang on it that everyone likes to sit at. Dust dislikes anyone taking his spot, Killer constantly keeps changing spots, Cross always picks his spot last, Horror sits on the floor, and Nightmare sits in a arm chair off to the side.
Killer forces all of the gang to watch movies every so often, typically when things become stale around the castle. The rest all act like they hate it, but Horror still makes popcorn, Dust collects all the blankets, and Cross helps set up the TV.
During the winter, the gang all huddle up in Nightmare's room for a large sleepover. The castle can be big and chilly.
Nightmare used to keep a moderate distance between his subordinates and himself. However, the first time Killer ended up in the infirmary changed that. It was only the two of them, and Nightmare realized the fragility of mortals that day.
Nightmare is a worrier for several reasons.
Nightmare mixes and matches his team in groups of 2, rarely sending any one of his men on solo missions (unless absolutely necessary). Safety in numbers.
Horror's love language is giving gifts and acts of service. He feels conflicted receiving it back, preferring touch instead.
Same with the last point, Horror is a cuddle bug- to Killer's delight.
Dust can't sleep in one, continuous stretch. This results with him taking 2-3 hour power naps at varying times throughout the day.
Horror snores in his sleep. Not loudly, but kind of like a soft rumble with each breath.
Dust likes Horror's snoring. It's therapeutic.
Killer sleeps like a corpse. Still and silent- which is strange when juxtaposed by his usual, lively demeanor.
Cross is an early riser and late sleeper. His circadian rhythm is exact, and runs like clockwork.
We're not going to talk about Killer's sleep schedule. He knows its bad. No one can fix it.
When Cross first joined, he felt extremely guilty for his chocolate cravings. After a while and some encouragement from the others, he finds himself indulging himself (at least in this one regard).
Cross loves sweets, not just chocolate. Chocolate just happens to be one of his favorite things/flavors though.
Cross keeps a mini snack stash in his pocket at all times. On missions, out and about, in his room, training, etc. You can look over at him and see him pop a chocolate kiss in his mouth. His one guilty pleasure.
Nightmare and Dust enjoy their fair share of alcoholic drinks. Nightmare has quite the collection- ranging from various years of quality, make, and base. Of course, they are all expensive.
Horror and Cross are indifferent to alcohol. They may indulge in it when there is a special occasion, but otherwise they don't go out of their way.
Killer is the only one that does not enjoy alcohol. If you see him drinking, leave him be. Bro is probably going through it.
Dust sometimes wears glasses to read. Depends on if he cares to put them on or not.
Out of the group, Cross is the designated driver. Nightmare not only doesn't know how to, but also doesn't have full peripheral vision. Horror and Dust would get stressed out/overstimulated on the road.
Killer is the backup driver, but there is a 80% chance of the car crashing at the end. Despite this, he's one hell of a getaway driver.
Horror likes to spend time out in the garden.
Killer is the only one which has explored every room/inch in the castle. He sometimes uses secret passages to scare the others, or cut his walking time in half.
Cross has a nervous habit of fidgeting with his heart locket.
Dust has claustrophobia. Small spaces, large crowds, feeling trapped? He'll come out swinging.
Everyone knows this and always is careful to make sure Dust has an easy out whenever they nap together.
Nightmare is always the one to attend to any of their wounds when they get hurt on missions. He fusses and lectures and rants the whole time he's bandaging them up, mending broken bones, treating illnesses. Everyone knows its because he cares.
Dust get sick the easiest. Because his own magic is trying to boil him alive from the inside out sometimes.
Killer is the least likely to get sick.
Nightmare can't get sick.
Okay, well, Nightmare can, but it would have to be like. the plague to end all plagues.
Nightmare doesn't let any of the boys buy apples.
The only times Horror wears his hood over his head is if its raining/snowing. His head gets itchy if he wears it up for too long.
Killer has a knife on him at all times. You can pat this man down, take off a couple of knives, and he can still shank you afterwards.
All of them, to some extent, have trust issues. They learn to trust each other over time, though.
Nightmare hangs up pictures of his boys up in his office. He even frames them.
Nightmare has a secret picture tucked in a drawer in his desk. It's a drawing that Dream had made for him (a crude drawing of the both of them in a field of flowers), one he had safely folded and tucked into his favorite book as a child.
After the whole apple fiasco, the book barely survived (the picture along with it) and Nightmare rereads it whenever he's feeling sentimental.
Killer is extremely nosy. If he can't get what he wants by asking/prodding, he'll snoop. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back and all.
I don't remember if I mentioned this in the other post, but Nightmare's bed is HUGE. Like King Deluxe plus plus. It also has those fancy canopy, curtain things that can close around the bed.
Killer's bed doesn't have a bedframe, just a mattress.
Dust's bed is circular and decently big. It also has that drape canopy that can cover it, as well as a shit ton of pillows.
Horror gets cold easily.
Nightmare makes sure Horror gets enough blankets during particular cold nights. Maybe a heater too.
Killer has a bad habit of sleeping in other people's rooms. He just barges in and makes himself at home. Over time, the others have let him get away with it.
Lots of mirrors in the castle were taken down after Dust shattered the first few.
That doesn't stop Killer from having a full body one in his room though.
Cross has a favorite training dummy.
Horror names his weapons and kitchen tools. He tends to keep that to himself.
Killer, weirdly enough, knows how to repair clothes. Hole in your jacket? He can stitch it back fairly neatly.
Dust has ripped quite a few sets of clothes in his days. He's gotten used to shrugging them off and dumping them on Killer.
Killer always returns Dust's stuff with a little chocolate inside the pocket/with it (probably stolen from Cross's stash).
When Horror gets anxious, he starts to pick at the crack in his head. To stop this habit, he just sits on his hands.
Nightmare thinks its a little amusing that Horror sits on his hands. Hey, if it works for Horror, then that's all the king needs.
Whenever Nightmare needs to run errands, he always brings Cross with him and lets Killer hold down the fort in his absence.
Cross works hard with Nightmare every year to ensure that their realm can't be found by anyone else. Encrypting code, manipulating magic, etc. While this is an annual thing that they do, Cross checks up on the state of it every month diligently.
Nightmare and Killer like the ocean. They visit it sometimes.
Horror makes sure to create meals that are balanced, healthy, and to preference. Also likes to keep the fridge stocked up.
Cross and Dust sometimes play chess with each other.
The whole gang (minus Nightmare) love playing cards.
Uno cards are banned from the castle after Nightmare repaired the three large holes in his castle wall.
Horror puts all of his food scraps in a compost bin and recycles it into his garden.
Aaaaand that's the limit again.
Very silly to think about, but I might make a separate one concerning ships/bsp because my mind started to wander LMAOOOOO
Hope you enjoy these!
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river-crowned-king · 10 days ago
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river-crowned-king · 11 days ago
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headcanons/delusions that i have for the bad sanses part 86 because i'm not normal
(apologies for the length this post will be. I needed to write all of these down or I would explode <3)
(These can be general headcanons, found family, queer platonic, or poly if you want to interpret them in any way ^^)
All of them. Every single one is touch-starved.
Despite all being touch starved, all of them have different (typically negative) responses to being touched suddenly/without warning.
Killer's love language is touch, both giving and receiving (funnily enough).
He also has a habit of sneaking up on the others. This is half-unintentional, since he's light on his feet naturally and makes no sound whenever he walks.
For no coincidence at all, Killer also has been thrown the most by the gang.
He doesn't resent them for it at all.
Cross wears his old uniform (despite his initial dislike for the design) a lot. He claims its out of habit, but deep down, it's because it *proves* that he was worth something once. It's his accomplishment as a royal guard, and that's something that despite the bitterness of the job, he takes pride in. Yes, he still hates the design, and yes, he hates how complicated it is. But he also appreciates the attention to detail, how meticulous and organized you have to be to put it on.
If the last bullet point didn't emphasize enough, Cross has self-worth problems.
So does Killer, but he's accepted it.
Nightmare has a catacomb of trinkets and items alike that has grown sentimental value over the years. He visits there when he's feeling particularly nostalgic, usually in the quiet of the night.
Dust doesn't like seeing his own bones. Gloves, long sleeves, scarves, hoods, slippers and socks- nothing can show. It's probably because of all the dust that practically clung to him from all the people he's killed. It's stained his fingers, his knuckles, his feet.
Horror's eye can actually roll to the other side of his head if he tilts his head enough. No, it isn't painful.
Something very stupid that Horror does (rarely) is he stores small things in the hole in his head. Yes, that one can hurt if forgotten.
Killer has so many cats that it's a problem. Nightmare can't bring himself to make him get rid of any though.
Dust has trained a murder of crows in Nightmare's realm. They follow him in the trees whenever he goes out to walk, and he keeps small pieces of food from his dinners to feed them.
Cross cannot, for the life of him, hide whenever he feels embarrassed (and he feels this often).
Not to say Cross can't mask his emotions. You know, with all the royal guard training and all. And the trauma.
Nightmare suffers from chronic insomnia. He can't bring himself to relax enough to. Although, he doesn't mind mimicking the behavior when he naps with any of the guys, if only to encourage them to sleep.
Nightmare feels safer when sleeping near or with someone in his bed. I'd say its because he probably got jumped as a kid whenever he slept. They're all long dead, but do it enough and the body never forgets.
Killer always picks up small little gifts for the guys every time he goes out. He'll look at something and go "Hey, he'd like that", and nab it. Probably a behavior he picked up when Nightmare first brought him on, since he noticed Nightmare liked to collect things.
Cross's love language is receiving gifts and words of affirmation. (haha). Everyone has picked up on this already, and abuses this knowledge to no end.
Horror waits for everyone to start eating before he eats his own food.
Horror also always carries emergency snacks/food bags with him wherever he goes. Not necessarily for himself though.
Dust loves pancakes. His mood immediately improves if he eats them.
Killer has a large scar that never quite healed right.
Nightmare used to write with a feathered quill. Killer had gotten him a very nice fountain pen long ago though, and he's since abandoned the quill.
Horror has a garden in the back that Nightmare helps him out with. Horror was more interested in crops and harvest, while Nightmare was particularly fond of flowers and trees.
Dust, Killer, and Cross help out with the garden sometimes. They just don't maintain it as diligently as the aforementioned two.
Dust paints. Killer joked about it being therapeutic and artsy and shit, but Dust actually ended up liking it. He could finally express the mess inside his head without any words.
Dust has his own painting room in a part of the castle. It has lots of windows and art hung on the walls.
All the gang occasionally visit Dust while he paints, most simply sitting and watching the brushstrokes. The only one that has actually also drew in that room was Cross. Dust and Cross kind of bond like that.
Cross helps the most with cooking. Horror typically likes to be in charge of the meals/food in the house, but greatly appreciates Cross's help. He feels he's the most reliable, anyways.
Killer does whittling/woodcarving. He makes little figures, knives, intricate pieces, coasters, kitchen tools, etc. His favorite to make is little cat figurines though.
Cross's room is the most clean/organized/empty. Unlike the others, he didn't customize his room in the slightest (keeping the bare minimum of bed, dresser, shelves, etc.).
It is the MTT's mission to fill Cross's room with so many things. Dust gifts Cross paintings to hang on his wall. Killer places little wooden cats on his shelves. Horror places a secret snack stash for Cross, and continually resupplies it.
Nightmare can play a lot of instruments, actually.
Killer has begged on his knees (dramatically of course) to hear Nightmare play ever since he found this out (which was before any of the others even joined). Nightmare doesn't humor him though.
For the life of him, Killer cannot sing. It makes him so mad. Like, he's off-pitch, tone-deaf, off-beat.
Which is funny since I think all the others can sing very well. Horror hums in the kitchen sometimes, Dust sings quietly to himself in his room, Cross is too shy to sing but can, and Nightmare is just musically inclined.
Killer is a little insecure about it.
Okay, he's very insecure about it, but that doesn't stop him from belting out his favorite song like a fool. Like, he understands he's bad, and accepts that fact whenever he's feeling extra confident. But the times he isn't... yeah.
Horror likes it when someone naps on him. Free weighted blanket.
Dust often naps in the weirdest places. In closets, in the wedge between a table and couch, on a high-window sill.
Dust also has back problems. I wonder why.
(A personal favorite of mine: ) Nightmare keeps someone to his right/keeps his tentacles to the right of himself. Since he lost his eye, he has quite the large blind spot, hence why he compensates for it with one of his boys/his tentacles.
Nightmare isn't actually all that athletic. Whenever they all go out, he's always the one that gets left behind the most.
Cross has a habit of matching the walking pace of the person he's with.
Horror can pick up all of them. Very easily. With one hand. Not all at once, of course, but if Dust or Killer are trying to sneak some snacks before dinner, he grabs them by the scruff of their jackets.
Horror lets Cross eat snacks though (encourages it, even. Bro should probably eat more).
Nightmare is a tea-holic. He has a large supply of all of his favorites in the kitchen cupboards. He keeps medicinal ones in both the kitchen and infirmary. They have several kettles. He collects tea sets.
Killer is the best at making tea. Something about his attention to detail, as Nightmare puts it.
The only person that drinks coffee regularly in the castle is Dust. He needs it to deal with everyday bullshit. Coffee makes Cross, Killer, and Horror too antsy. Nightmare sometimes drinks coffee, but not often.
Both Horror and Dust hate it when you change the laundry detergent. They are very particular about the smell. They very much like the scents they chose, thank you very much.
I HIT THE WORD LIMIT??????
I didn't even realize I was writing that much, but I guess I got pretty carried away, haha.
This was downright therapeutic though- I might to this again soon/some other time ^^
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river-crowned-king · 11 days ago
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Here’s the first chapter of my new Undertale fic, Falling in Reverse! This first chapter follows the reader through their lowest moment. It’s rather dark rn, but it’ll get better I swear lmao
I’ve had this world brewing in my mind for a VERY long time. This is the first time in a while I’ve felt like I have enough motivation to actually finish a fic. I’m excited to finally put this out there :3
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river-crowned-king · 15 days ago
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*DAY 124
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original post date: october 2nd
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