#SO MANY BIRBS ❤️

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Got some more art so I’m posting it all together so I can save it forever ☺️ This was so cute and thoughtful, thanks guys! I’m gonna close the window to the art board now.

[eucalyptus46]

It's been snowing here so have some tiny golf ball birbs on a snowy bird feeder for your viewing pleasure ❤️

[fairycosmos]

chloe fun fact the birb u reblogged is a kererū and it’s this big fat wood pigeon native to aotearoa. they are known for eating so many berries that they get ‘drunk’ and fall out of trees & if you spot them on powerlines, the lines literally sag under their weight. theyre so good i call them good luck charms if i see them bcos they’re such funny beautiful birds and what’s better luck than some joy !

😭😭😭 why does this honestly make me so emotional lmfao they’re sooo cute and cool and iconic and they just exist alongside us on this earth……hope i get to see one before i die!! oh to be a big fat wood pigeon getting drunk on berries and falling off of power lines ❤️

[kateammann]

Your bird art sparks joy I hope you are aware

😭❤️ I’m so glad so many people love the birbs!

[f1-disaster-bi]

Tag game lunch break spree!!!

Thank you my dearest @rosetinted--clouds for the tag (I hope your LOTR spiral is going well 😂)

1. do you make your own bed?

Yep. I turn into a monster because I make making the bed fun by getting in side the sheets when changing the duvet cover 😂

2. favorite number?

7 or 13

3. what’s your job?

I am a PhD research student full time, and I also work as a teaching assistant running tutorials during the semester for the undergraduates.

4. if you could go back to school, would you?

Once I am done with this PhD in another (hopefully) two years, thats it for me. No more degrees. No more school expcept for working in a university

5. can you parallel park?

Nope. Not a hope. I cannot do it. I can reverse into a spot but I cannot parallel park.

6. do you think aliens are real?

Aliens and Ghosts. 100% I believe they're out there somewhere. Probably laughing at us.

7. can you drive a manual car?

Yep. It's the only car type I've ever driven. I love my little Micra.

8. guilty pleasure?

I love Drag Race. I will binge seasons I've seen multiple times. I know the lyrics to most of the songs written for the show and the musicals.

And yes I'm still mad over certain choices and decisions in the show.

9. tattoos?

I currenty have four. I got my latest in January. I have one on the back of my right leg above my heel (it's a marching tatt with my mam), and the rest are on my arms (left forearm, left inner bicep, back of right bicep)

And my sister and I are planning on matching tattoo's next time I'm in Ireland.

10. favorite color?

Green. I love dark greens, and like olive greens.

It used to be blue or red but I love green.

11. favorite type of music?

Honestly.....I sound like an asshole saying this, but I don't have a favourite type.

I will basically listen to every genre, and I have playlists that reflect that. I will mix and match genres. I can go from broadyway to grunge to country to pop to folk music to orchestra's to piano pieces.

12. do you like puzzles?

I love them. I used to get puzzles for Christmas every year and loved spending time doing them.

13. favorite childhood sport?

Swimming was my main one. I even competed on a swim team.

14. do you talk to yourself?

I talk and sing to myself the whole time, especially while living in Prague because I can go a day or two without physically talking to people so I talk to myself.

15. tea or coffee?

Tea.

Always tea.

I can only drink iced frappes, and even then I normally irder them without the coffee 😂

16. first thing you wanted to be when you were growing up?

I wanted to be an archealogist and then a vet. I was a strange kid.

17. what movies do you adore?

I have so many movies I adore and rewatch for comfort. One's that come to mind right now are like Jaws, LOTR, Mulan, Howls Moving Castle, Wild Child, Legally Blonde, Interview with The Vampire, Lost Boys, and so so many more

second tag game - 5 songs you have on repeat

Wilkommen - Alan Cummings (cast of Cabaret 1998)

Moments Silence - Hozier

Break My Heart Again - FINNEAS

People are Strange - The Doors

Under the Water - The Pretty Reckless

I will tag my usual suspects @f1-birb, @wolfsbanesbite, @faerieroyal, @geooooooorge, but no pressure to do this!

And if anyone wants to do it and tag me, then feel free to ❤️

[rosy-crow]

CROWWWWWW!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Sending so many hugs!!! 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🫂🫂🫂 Ty for being the wonderful, supportive, kind soul that you are!!!!! Best birb!! 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛❤️

HSHSHS THANK YOU PICHU!! You’re literally a beacon of light around here that I really love to see around 🫂🫂🫂 bless you!!!

[tripleglitchwriting]

AAAAA im so happy you liked the concept of Avains !!😻 I often just imagine it as humans but with wings or your alternative self in another universe <3❤️ i wanted to request someone that would be willing to wrtite for this but i couldn't find anyone so im super glad you liked it !!😭❤️

I also have some small headcanons for this one :DD

1. I bet Rung would be collecting various feathers beside his arks and ships :D❤️

2. Ravage would have so much fun messing around with poor birdies bc he's a cat and i just think Ravage would enjoy bullying them :D

3. I think many bots would politely pick (kidnap) Avians to match their plating colors and just overall would keep them perched (tottaly not willingly) on their shoulder for display

4. Decepticons, mostly seekers, would use brightly colored ones for training like in harry potter where he had to catch the golden snitch. I think seekers would use them for this

5. The djd members would kidnap them for work, since they can fly and since they are able to keep a low profile to be a spy or a messenger bird

6. Ratchet would totally like to have a Woodpecker or Great Gray Owl by his side

Oh and don't even get me started on the various scenes you could come up with😭❤️

( hope im not annoying you too much with this i just love birbs 😭❤️❤️ )

You’re not annoying me, I also love birbs!

1. Rung would ABSOLUTELY collect feathers.

2. Ravage bulling the avians reminds me of Scar in his introductory scene of the lion king with that rat.

3. Rodimus would see a red macaw and go oh I want THAT one.

4. That’s terrifying I love it.

5. Now that would be fun to write. I’d like to see the spy get rescued but not trust the rescuers. Or, when they do trust the rescuers, have them be a double agent and get back at the djd. (How successful that goes is up for debate)

6. You know I think rung would have an army of ravens or crows. He doesn’t know why they keep following him but he tries to be nice.

I can imagine Starscream having a peregrine falcon avian and he would not shut up about them being the fastest. Or he would get a pigeon because it’s funny. Or a goose because they’re assholes.

I can also imagine autobots teaming up or forming an alliance with the avians after they realize they’re sentient, and rather than forcibly having them by their side it’s a mutual partnership. The decepticons still do it forcibly, it would be interesting to see the relationship between an escaped avian learning to trust an autobot.

[shadowtoons]

Hi shadowtoons!!! Is Dr.noxious ticklish or is he like fantoccio, who qustions you looking annoyed and saying "what are you doing" in an annoyed way.

Also What's DND exactly?? when i first saw you draw nox i saw dnd and wondered whats dnd then i saw dungeons and dragons and i googled it yet i still dont know what that is, is it game? im soo curious about it cuz i also wanna play it if its a game alsoo sorry for too many questions, how did you find out the dnd? was is youreverydayghost that told you the game? also curious are you and youreverydayghost friends? cuz i saw you on X and how you both talked to each other looked like you know youreverydayghost for a long time so are you both friends? just curious.

Thanksss!!!❤️❤️❤️

I knew Dungeons and Dragons from middle school so not really new to me, the game you have someone DMing (Dungeon Master)

As you can play up to a party of 4 or 5, really depending how many you want if the DM can hamdle.

You are basically in a world magic, all different races are in one so call world, but you create a backstory for the character you created, and roll stats for them.

If you are the type of person who is vocal and VA for your character, this game will make you talk and act. You have choices as well, in which you gotta be wise on your decisions and such.

I recommend looking up more on YouTube to know more about it than googling.

As for my friend Jess, I had met her in BBU (just last year) one you might be talking about is Disney Villainous which is a whole different game.

I may have accidentally dragged her in DND world lol

My best friend Birb was the one who dragged me back to DND.

Also, he is not ticklish anymore, and he has no idea who is Fantoccio is. Least not yet, didn't create how they will meet. He just knows Barnaby because the whole dimension thing.

[sylenth-l]

Update: Osiris holding the birb is now my phone background and I get teary-eyed every time I see him between switching apps. He just looks so gentle 🥹❤️

Aww, that sounds so cute, I'm happy if looking at these birbs cheers you up! 🥹💙 (also I'll take this as an opportunity to thank you for leaving so many nice tags to my art, it brings me so much joy 😩💙)

[toournextadventure]

You’re welcome ❤️

... I have so many thoughts. The first is 🤤🤤

BUT MY OTHER THOUGHTS obsessed that Bianca is the only one with a normal chat name AND the implication that not only has Birb's nudes been leaked, but THEY LEAKED THEIR OWN NUDES. Truly iconic

Also? PHENOMENAL I'm obsessed with these pics

[kit-and-cats]

I have so many stories to share about my cats! Thought I'd make a Tumblr for mah babies, see if the stories I love are loved by others?

So, like, my Mr Buddy. We bought a floor-to-ceiling pole, with a basket at countertop height (so he doesn't have to get on the counters to see what we're doing!)((this works 90% of the time except for in cases of Emergency Birb Viewing)) ❤️

Pole is now cattywampus, no longer straight, and the basket is tilted waaaaay down...cause my lovely Boi will climb the the top and the BODY SLAM INTO HIS HAPPY NAPPY ZONE

[showtoonzfan]

Welp, I’m probably going to piss off Stolatz shippers once again, but I wanted to just saying small, a huge HUGE issue I had with episode 7 of Helluva Boss. Now, I don’t necessarily talk about Stolatz anymore, because I honestly don’t care, like...what’s the point? I’m not really passionate enough to express how toxic these two are and how Stolas is in the wrong MORE than blitz, because let’s be honest, most of this fandom doesn’t listen to those statements. However, I will discuss how the writers treated Stolas in episode 7, and how he was with Blitzo.

I think everyone can agree that there’s a huge difference in Stolas’s behavior towards Blitzo in the events of episode 7. From the pilot to episode 6, Stolas has been nothing but a horny pervert, a person who sees Blitz as his “play thing”, to get his hard on and have a good time. Whenever he interacted with blitz then, it was nothing but over the top sexual flirting, expressing how lustful he is towards this imp, and how he’s “the only one who can fuck him”. Previous to episode 7, we saw Stolas come in to say the day, with blitz “rewarding him” with a kiss. A LUSTFUL kiss, not an affectionate and passionate kiss. Apparently this fandom saw that as Blitz being in love with Stolas, so I genuinely do not think these people know the difference between love and lust. However, I’m here to talk about STOLAS, not blitz. So, during episode 7, Blitz asks Stolas to come with him to Ozzie’s so he can get him, using him. Stolas, for the first time is genuinely....moved. He’s happy and excited, hearts in his eyes when he’s asks Blitz if this is a date. Once Stolas arrives, he dresses all fancy, but instead of his usual flirty and over the top sexual banter.....there’s NONE of that here.

Rather than flirting with Blitzo, Stolas here is....actually nervous. Despite wearing a nice looking outfit, we see that he’s struggling. He says that this is their first date, indicating that he thinks he should actually try and have a normal human interaction with the other. Once they sit down, Stolas...goes all out. He doesn’t grope Blitz, he doesn’t make sexual remarks, instead, he asks him what wine he wants, how his day was, and what made him finally ask to take him out. So...after all this time, Stolas is finally TRYING. He’s finally treating Blitzo like a human being, who has feelings, and his own life. So.....out of all these times, why does Stolas NOW decide he wants to try? And that’s my issue. Why is he trying? Why is he acting like he’s suddenly now IN LOVE with blitz, why is he acting like he genuinely CARES about him and his well being? You’re going to tell me that Stolas NOW finally cares about Blitz in a non sexual way?

So, I’m going to address the elephant in the room. If you asked this fandom why Stolas was suddenly acting like he’s in love with Blitz in this episode, chances are, you’d probably get the answer “WHAT DO YOU MEAN? STOLAS HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN LOVE WITH BLITZ”. Yeah......No❤️.

Now I’m not going to rant, because I can’t stress this enough, it’s been said so many times, and I find it so funny that some of the fandom think this creepy Owl birb has always had “feelings” for Blitz, when the answer is so FREAKING OBVIOUS. Stolas has done nothing....NOTHING but flirt with Blitzo sexually. Not only does he crave this man for sex SO much to the point that he’ll give up his OWN book that’s apparently really important to him, BUT HE ALSO is willing to go so far as to ruin his relationship with his own daughter and wife. Whenever Stolas is on freaking SCREEN with Blitz, it’s just flirting. No “how are you” no “how was your day, how are things?” No talking about ANYTHING else, just “UWU BLITZY YOU’RE SO SEXY I CAN’T WAIT TO FUCK.” Thats how it is from the pilot to episode 6. THAT’S how much this imp dick means to him. And yes, I say “imp dick” and NOT “Blitz”, because let’s PLEASE be real as a society for 5 seconds. Stolas doesn’t WANT Blitzo because he likes his personality, enjoys being around him ect, he likes him because he thinks he’s attractive, and a good fuck, hence why he won’t go to anyone else for it. If you’re in a relationship where all your partner does is just talk about sex, flirts with you sexually, and won’t even LET UP when you express how much you dislike this, THAT’S NOT LOVE. THAT’S LUST. If they LOVED you, they would respect you as a fucking PERSON, and treat you like one, not some damn sex toy.

And that’s EXACTLY how Stolas treats Blitzo. Like some sex slave, not a real person. This show is for ADULTS. It’s aimed at adults and yet people can’t seem to grasp the difference between love and lust, even though episode 7 LITERALLY CALLED STOLAS OUT ON THIS.

Yeah. Ozzie literally jabs at Stolas for how he treats blitz ONLY for lust, yet this episode AT THE SAME time tries to convince us he’s in love with him??? You could say that the writing is trying to go “While Stolas loves blitz, he never treated him correctly and always saw him as an object, and now he’s paying the price for it”. And...I mean that’s how I WISH the writing seemed, but not really. While the episode calls out Stolas for his shitty actions, the scene with blitz snapping at him seems to scream “NOO BLITZ DON’T PUSH PEOPLE AWAY, CAN’T YOU SEE? STOLAS LOOOVES YOU.” And I’m not making this shit up either, because most people in the fandom seem to blame BLITZ for pushing Stolas away when he literally had EVERY right to tell him to fuck off. The thing about Stolas in the writing department seems to be a lot like Angel when it comes to Viv’s take on him. While both characters are HORRIBLE people, instead of them paying the price (and NO, when I say that I’m NOT referring to Val) Viv instead tries to either give them a sobby backstory or have bad things happen to them so we can instantly feel bad, when I don’t feel bad for EITHER of these characters. Angel is a selfish narcissistic horny sex maniac, as well as an asshole and a murderer, and Stolas is a creepy horny pervert who only cares about HIS benefit.

But I’m getting off topic. The POINT to all of this is, the feelings Stolas has developed for blitz, the way he acted towards him during the events of episode 7 were ALL out of NOWHERE. There’s no Indication whatsoever to what made him act the way he acted. Stolas has always treated blitz like a sex toy, yet in episode 7 he’s SUDDENLY cares. It feels like these feelings developed OFF screen, because episode 7 CLEARY doesn’t match with the other episodes regarding how Stolas treats Blitz. But....WHO CARES? Stolatz IS CANON, so that’s all the fans seem to care about. It doesn’t matter if the writing is atrociously lazy and forced simply because Viv wants to push these two so hard as if this is the freaking series finale of Star Vs. The Forces of Evil with Starco, as long as the ship is canon and it’s SAID that they’ve developed feelings for one another, the fandom will believe it, so I guess that’s all that matters in the end. Would have been really INTERESTING TO ACTUALLY SEE Stolas realize he loves Blitz romantically, but nah, that apparently needed to happen off screen. Viv, you can’t just have a character act one way and then change them the next simply because it’s everyone’s favorite ship, you still need to put the EFFORT in regardless, but that’s not what we got here.

And if you tell me that Stolas really did love blitz the entire time, fine, but one thing needs to be clear. Stolas DOES NOT know how to properly love someone. I despise blitz as a character, but he had EVERY right to push Stolas away.

[f1-disaster-bi]

Thank you to the wonderful @fireessie for the tag ❤️

Rules:

Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Run Boy Run

Spice

Single Dad 2: Electric Boogaloo

Untitled Doc

Angsty Dando

Shifters au

Artist L

Artist L Drabble

Hangover part idk

Rule 63

Bridgerton

Angsty Soulmate

Pando Run

Woof Woof

Woof Woof Angst

Fangs

Fangs angst

No See No More

No Body No Crime

One that got away

PR agent

Wedding Bells

Childhood bestfriends

I do not know enough people to tag in this so I'm going to tag the usual suspects and leave it open to anyone that wants to do it and tag me!

I tag the lovelies: @f1-birb, @wolfsbanesbite, @princelancey and anyone that wants to do this ❤️

[birdtown-if]

How many birds are we talking? 👀❤️

(Game looks fun 🥰)

I love your Sherlock IF so much, I've replayed chapter two a bunch of times and still don't know whether to romance Watson or Lestrade 😭 the second ep also hinted at something with feathers and I'm intrigued

To answer your question; I believe I wrote the answer before somewhere, but I can't find it, so I'll answer what I think atm: at least five birbs will be able to interact with MC, and I'll see if I can add some more afterwards!

Some months ago I said eight at most, or something like that. That's a big if, but at the very least five birds will be present and be there to pet, and more will be mentioned.

Thanks for the ask! 💕

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

1, 9, and 20 for the asks :)

Ahhhhhh hello and thank you for the ask!! Like I posted in the last ask, I'm so sorry this is so late!!

1: what’s an instant turn on? as soon as you hear/see it, instant K.O.

oh....oh god. So many things~ Someone trying to warn/announce that they're about to sneeze, whether they're successful or not, just trying to talk though it and let us know that they're going to sneeze *melts* Also someone moaning or groaning lightly after a sneeze, especially if it's from the pleasure of how good it felt ;) there's always more but these are the first two that come to mind!

9: what’s your fav allergen?

Hmm, I think I'd have to go with flowers, simply for the imagery of someone leaning in to sniff the pretty thing, only to have their nose scrunch up and pitch forward with an itchy sneeze (or 10) hehe.

20: what snz content do you hope someone creates/makes more of in 2023?

Oooooo ok ok ok so hear me out, gr/usha and r/ika from the new po/kemon games, and @ohdearexcusemee on here has been posting INCREDIBLE art of them and I'm. I'm so fucking in love with it. Otherwise I'm a dabihawks slut to my core and I will kill for someone other than @birb-leafs and I to make content for it lmao 😂

Thank you for the ask!!! ❤️

[dtlenasstuff]

You got a new sister ❤️!?

Who is she?

How did you meet her?

TLDR: She went to the shop looking for Poe and she wasn't there, I've sent her away because normally whenever someone looks for him they are going to be a headache, she found him on the way to her hotel, they talked, went back home and then properly introduced her to me.

Since she was the first born and the twins didn't want to take care of her she was raised by her grandmother into this beautiful, powerful and elegant sorceress.

She knew Poe was around because he visited her often, even after becoming a birb, but after hearing what happened from Magica herself, she wanted to see him in his normal self again after so many years.

I was making a full wedding order when she entered the flower shop, Poe was restocking at the time, so i was by myself.

After she got in, she wandered around the store for a bit, then she came to me asking for him, and i, of course, said i couldn't answer that, because i know he's a Troublesome Lad™ and this random witch i don't know and he didn't said to me he was expecting is something that looks like trouble.

Minima being this polite angel that she is just says thanks and leave.

On her way back to the hotel that she was staying, she passed by the store Poe buy the stuff right when he was leaving, he notice call her and they decide to go back to the store for him to introduce her to me.

That went well, like, yeah she asked why i didn't tell and i explained it, but after that it was ok, she's really nice, sometimes a bit annoying but she only visits ever so often and i can deal with good morning GIFs and outdated memes.